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Anonymous No.127527805 >>127527817 >>127527832 >>127527898 >>127529091 >>127529219 >>127529446 >>127530197 >>127530263 >>127530309 >>127530492 >>127535072 >>127535216 >>127535591 >>127536247
Do female musicians fuck groupies?
Anonymous No.127527817
>>127527805 (OP)
If by groupies you mean random guys in the cities they're in. But if you mean "groupies" (simps), it's the same answer there as anywhere - fuck no
Anonymous No.127527832
>>127527805 (OP)
they fuck their chad roadies
Anonymous No.127527898 >>127528601
>>127527805 (OP)
they fuck female groupies, the simps just give them gifts
Anonymous No.127528575 >>127528588 >>127528617
How do I fuck female musicians?
Anonymous No.127528588
>>127528575
Anonymous No.127528593
Most of them aren't single, so very few
Anonymous No.127528601 >>127528622
>>127527898
> Heart

They were so hot.
Anonymous No.127528617 >>127535885
>>127528575
I once attended an International Noise Conspiracy show just to seduce the chick in that band, but she'd already left the band GODDAMNIT
Anonymous No.127528622
>>127528601
Did they have sex with each other
Anonymous No.127529091 >>127535885
>>127527805 (OP)
they don't have to, with the industry being a wienerfest and all
but I guess some could have a fetish
Anonymous No.127529138
I took Annie Clark to a cafΓ© in 2011 but she didn't fuck me
Anonymous No.127529219
>>127527805 (OP)
Not a chance. It’s like OF girls who have massive contempt for their fans. That being said I want to have sexual relations with Sarah Sarah Bonito
Anonymous No.127529446 >>127536304
>>127527805 (OP)

No they get restraining orders.
Anonymous No.127529642 >>127529845
>not good at telling when girls are flirting with me
>hot lead from chick band was bubbly and complimented my facial hair after a show talking to her at merch table
>it was the last show of a tour, so no where they needed to be
>assumed she's like just always like that
>leave
>catch her on next tour
>she remembers me, but her demeanor towards me is completely different
Bros... did i have a chance? Did I blow her off?
Anonymous No.127529845 >>127529999
>>127529642
>was bubbly and complimented my facial hair
What fucking band was this?
Anonymous No.127529999 >>127530030 >>127530066 >>127532505 >>127536314
>>127529845
I can't tell you that. Especially if they're reading this cause they'll know exactly who i am.
Anonymous No.127530030
>>127529999
Peach Kelli Pop
Anonymous No.127530066 >>127530123
>>127529999
>if they're reading this
lol... she isn't, believe me.
Anonymous No.127530123 >>127530140 >>127530165
>>127530066
I know. But they are pretty small time and also very easy to contact. I ain't telling you anons about her.
Anonymous No.127530140
>>127530123
she doesn't exist does she? you just made all that shit up for no reason
Anonymous No.127530165 >>127530322
>>127530123
OK, what kind of music at least? Folk punk or something by the sound of it. Did she play the washboard or the saw? From what distance could you smell her delicious unshaven armpits?
Anonymous No.127530197
>>127527805 (OP)
haha OP I love froggo XD
Anonymous No.127530263
>>127527805 (OP)
unironically they fuck the one straight guy in the backup dancers, theres a long long list of female popstars who married to or got knocked up by their backup dancer (britney, christina, madonna, J-lo, mel B, etc)
Anonymous No.127530309 >>127530388 >>127535885
>>127527805 (OP)
Hayley Williams has sex with her Zoomer fans so yeah it happens enough
Anonymous No.127530322 >>127530376
>>127530165
No, actual punk. Lead guitar, and lead vocals. Shaved pits. Some eye contact during set. Looked like she actually scanned the crowd to throw her pick to me at the end, since I moved about during the mosh pit.

Crowdwork/fanservice is a big thing for bands so I wasn't sure how much to read into it at the time
Anonymous No.127530376
>>127530322
Call it a day, anon
Anonymous No.127530388 >>127530417
>>127530309
Um... I'd like to know more.
Anonymous No.127530417 >>127530438 >>127535885
>>127530388
She literally made a soft femdom shirt in her official website HayleyWilliams.com or something that says Property of Ms. Williams. You think she doesnt want her cutest male groupies showing up front row, VIP with the shirts. She is into that young man harem life, getting tipsy on wine and having a Zoomer every tour at night.
Anonymous No.127530438 >>127530969
>>127530417
I could definitely pretend to care about her music if it gave me a shot at that.
Anonymous No.127530492 >>127530690 >>127531688
>>127527805 (OP)
no son, you see, groupies can't give women what they crave.
sex isn't nearly as important to women as it is to men.
what women crave is being pursued.
being noticed, they love the courtship, the dating, the engagement, all culminating in her one day of being a princess: her wedding.

Men like orgasms.

Learn the difference, it could save your life.
Anonymous No.127530690
>>127530492
>women dont like being eaten out until orgasm or teasing dudes they find hot until they bust
Women love secks but they aint in the mood as often as guys. There is days where they cant stop thinking about huge dik and being manhandled. Read their sexual fantasy books you pleb.
Anonymous No.127530969 >>127535885
>>127530438
If you are good looking enough go for it, she is into the slow game though like this, like most women actually, unless you have a big dick and you can twitch it in front of her face a couple of times that will seduce her, if not do this:
https://youtu.be/_NWFAMIk2BI?si=Kbk1v9poxLPG2ugs&t=235
Anonymous No.127530992 >>127531097
Got front seats at a Sabrina Carpenter show, about to find out <3
Anonymous No.127531097 >>127531210
>>127530992
lmao retarded simp it only works with older musicans
https://youtu.be/E2inBSEwcFc?si=9LzmQ69yYqqqcxRm
women have hyper high standards because naturally they are wired for hypergamy (most of them) then they start opening up their options to more types
that bitch will have an ego the size of Jupiter atm, if you aint Patrick Bateman you got no shot whatsoever, only her producer at this point or some other executive that owns her
Anonymous No.127531210 >>127531260 >>127531272
>>127531097
yeah but I'm actually hot and kinda cute irl tho
Anonymous No.127531260
>>127531210
Anonymous No.127531272
>>127531210
doesnt matter, young woman, surrounded by rich producers / exectuives with more botox than you. You got no shot, that woman is by the way essetially a hollywood prostitute I dont know what you glorify that, this is worse than kpop simping, they do this on propouse btw making themselves seem just approachable enough to bait you into buying VIP. This woman s not in a band, its just her image and thats it, she wont want you coming up to her, getting affectionate and runing that image of Giga Stacy slut that you would ruin. She already got a ton of options behind closed doors in rooms you are not at. I'm being realistic, not a disencourager. Stop being a simp for thots.

Like I said only older female musicans that are being washed out, those are the only options where showing up VIP works out. I'm dead fucking serious about this. At their prime you dont even exist in the imagination of women, you are not even a figment. At most you will get a handshake and an autograph, then she will ignore you for the next in line.
Anonymous No.127531347
Point is:
>Hayley Williams
Older, Approchable, its viable if you are good looking and not bald she loves working with hair
>Sabrina Carpinter
Impossible, she is on her ego bubble phase, total slut for whoever rich man owns her label. You are fucking delusional if you think this bitch doesnt have impossible standards, she can have SuperMan and even then she would think if she can get something even better.
Anonymous No.127531688
>>127530492
/threaded hard
Anonymous No.127532505
>>127529999
If its bad cop/bad cop, that chick is no longer in the band so youre good
Anonymous No.127535072
>>127527805 (OP)
doubt it for 90% of them
but
they should they are missin out on so many good looking male zoomers like me
Anonymous No.127535216 >>127535547
>>127527805 (OP)
No. Women aren't like men who will just fuck anything. They need an emotional connection with men to have sex with them and you won't get that by meeting groupies for 5 minutes.
Anonymous No.127535547
>>127535216
except with 8/10s male model looking dudes*
there they get wet in 5 minutes and are ready to do it in the janitor's locker room
Anonymous No.127535591 >>127535614
>>127527805 (OP)
only Hayley Williams is down for that especially if you are younger, her age -15 around those ranges. She likes Zoomers in their 20s
Anonymous No.127535614 >>127535994
this >>127535591
is not a joke btw
the beautiful dudes among us should try to get into VIP with her wearing this shirt
Anonymous No.127535885
>>127528617
>just to seduce the chick
what was your plan to do it?
>>127529091
>industry being a wienerfest
elaborate?
>>127530309
lol that edit.
>>127530417
zoomers have an opportunity then!
>>127530969
lol that vid
Anonymous No.127535994
>>127535614
You sound like someone she should have a restraining order against.
Anonymous No.127536247
>>127527805 (OP)
Female musicians typically act like escorts/prostitutes for more financially successful male musicians and let those fuck them.
Anonymous No.127536304
>>127529446
lmao
Anonymous No.127536305 >>127536377 >>127536600
Anonymous No.127536314
>>127529999
so what?
Anonymous No.127536377
>>127536305
Yes but the dude choking her is a 6'2'' guy that looks like Brad Pitt at his prime.
Anonymous No.127536600 >>127536614
>>127536305
wtf! that girl is a cat chimera?
Anonymous No.127536614
>>127536600
Dudes like Monster Girls, anthrophomorphic women, like harpies, sirens, mermaids, imps, warewolf women, warecats, slime girls, draconic women, orc women, goblin girls, etc