Thread 127604671

How come there's no real zoomer musicians? None of them have star power or talent.

>>127604671 (OP)
>star power
the absolute state of this board

>>127604671 (OP)
They're aging out of music performance now. Maybe the youngest ones have a chance, but it's over for the 30 year old zoomer.

>>127604700
praying for the failure of those younger than you is rather sad innit

>>127604671 (OP)
They cant make music or play instruments or sign they think music is acting

>>127604671 (OP)
Yes.

ive been collabbing with a zoomette, shes a singer songwriter. she can play, and has some generic voice, but the main problem is ive seen zooms dont have a discourse, they dont feel like they got a motive to do what they do, they seem stuck in a weird post pandemic depression limbo, which will take decades to make sense of and dismount successfully. they say shit like "borrowed nostalgia" all the time, they got no God but neither philosophers of their own generation, thats really going headless through life.

>>127604695
fpbp

>>127604671 (OP)
Sombr
Conan Gray
2hollis
Steve Lacy
Lil Nas X
Benson Boone

>>127605787
Life lessons. Painful.

>>127605812
those are for sure letters arranged in a sequence

Shawn Mendes
The Kid Laroi

>>127604671 (OP)
they are all in the fucking phones watching brainrot man

>>127604671 (OP)
Because we are all fucking retards.

>t. Zoom zoom with room temperature IQ (in Fahrenheit, I am not retarded enough for Celsius).

I would get into DJing, but I have no sense of rhythm.

>>127604671 (OP)
Billie Eilish and Finneas aren’t real musicians? They literally revolutionized music.

>>127606365
pretty much, I kind of wish I would have picked up the guitar earlier than I did instead of spending all my time watching goyslop on youtube.

>>127606447
Never heard of either. Male musicians are hardly ever mainstream these days.

>>127605812
I unironically love Steve Lacy, but the rest of the list is truly abysmal.

Personally, I also really like Mk.gee - yet he's somehow both extremely popular with the Zoomers but completely unknown to the rest of society. You never see his music mentioned here, despite hundreds of YouTube videos dedicated to recreating his sound, analyzing his music, etc.

>>127606533
>"his sound"
>recreating and analyzing it
Who would have guessed zooms would be captivated by corny soft rock.

>>127605255
They are a bunch of Nazi dipshits, I hope they fail and fall into a deep misery

>>127605812
>>127605872

Musicians. I guess Tim Henson is a zoomer IDK

>>127604671 (OP)
>blocks your path

>>127606563
>zoomer
>Nazi
I see more hammer and sickles these days than anything else when I am out and about at Uni (don't question how I got in).

>>127604700
when zoomies start hitting late 20s and early 30s we're going to see the biggest suicide epidemic in history

>>127606564
>Tim Henson
He’s a millennial

>>127606447
I have serious doubts those 2 are under 30

>>127604671 (OP)
Nigger, there were zoomer musicians 10+ fucking years ago:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR46jrwnhXY

>>127606571
Stop shilling yourself, dude
I mean you were ok with black midi but don't get ahead of yourself with that salsa bullshit

>>127606473
how old, if you are under 25 there's still chance but hurry up

>>127606634
I picked it up at 17 on my own and am 26 now. Took lessons very early on, but never practiced due to wanting to play vidya and watch sóytubers yell at their computer screens instead.

>>127606580
Yes, at uni, the one place ever where people are like that

>>127606666
This nigga conjuring Satan with his guitar.

>>127604671 (OP)
top zoomer artists on Spotify:

Billie Eilish
XXXTentacion
Olivia Rodrigo
Shawn Mendes
Juice WRLD
Camila Cabello
Sabrina Carpenter
Khalid
Pop Smoke
YoungBoy Never Broke Again
Polo G
YNW Melly
Lil Nas X
Kodak Black
Conan Gray
Roddy Ricch
Lil Yachty
Trippie Redd
Zara Larsson
Måneskin

millennials:

Taylor Swift
Ed Sheeran
The Weeknd
Ariana Grande
Drake
Justin Bieber
Bruno Mars
Rihanna
Adele
Imagine Dragons
Selena Gomez
Lana Del Rey
Post Malone
Dua Lipa
Kendrick Lamar
Beyoncé
Lady Gaga
Travis Scott
One Direction
Katy Perry

>>127606675
Then tell me where the 20-something fascists are? And don't tell me trade school, as none of my tradie buddies have seen it either.

>>127606687
>Zoomers
literally whos
>Millennials
three names I recognize and then a ton of literally whos

>>127606690
/pol/, where hundreds of thousands of zoomers post

>>127606687
Only Billie Eilish has any good songs in the zoomer list. Six (6) of the millennials do. Clear winners.

>>127606732
You know what, I do not even have a comeback for that...

I thought that was India though, a buddy who is in art college sent me some pics of one who tried hitting on her. The swastika is part of their culture, after all, even if it has a different meaning.

>>127606549
I mean, that is the overall sound yes. A misremembered pastiche of 1980s soft rock. But that's been ton plenty of times.

It's more specifically his guitar tone, which is extremely gnarly and undesirable. Yet he somehow convinced legions of kids they need that sound. JHS pedals even just released a new stompbox recreating the tape machine that Mk.gee uses for his ugly, distorted tone. They mention him by name, it's almost like his own signature pedal.

>>127606687
How is Chappell Roan not on here?

>>127606732
can't tell if it's bait or not but anyway according to MechaHitler:

Communism: ~13.6–17 million U.S. Gen Z sympathizers (20–25%).
Nazism: ~340,000–680,000 U.S. Gen Z sympathizers (0.5–1%).

>>127606706
you're probably too old to say things like "literally whos" (it's "literal whos" btw)

>>127604671 (OP)
same in acting
the death of charisma
It's a crisis in Hollywood -- no one under 40 who can open a movie, which is a HUGE problem.

they're trying to figure out why
many blame socials: people communicating indirectly via phones, instead of directly/personally

Jace Cameron is zoomer and his debut album is good too
https://youtu.be/H2Gn0UGuo8o

>>127606687
>top zoomer artists on Spotify:
SOME CHARISMA
>Billie Eilish
>Shawn Mendes

>millennials:
OLD-SCHOOL HUGE CHARISMA:
>Justin Bieber
SOME CHARISMA:
>Taylor Swift
>The Weeknd
>Ariana Grande
>Drake
>Bruno Mars
>Lana Del Rey
>Lady Gaga

pretty grim future there

>>127607024
movies stars stopped being a thing like 20 years ago when hollywood went full capeshit

>>127606912
like Beyonce, she gets a ton of MEDIA attention but not many people actually listen to her

TOTAL GLOBAL STREAMS - Spotify
TOP 5 + A Sampling of Artists
June 30, 2025

DRAKE..............116,258,330,201
Taylor Swift.........106,061,229,197
Bad Bunny...........102,138,671,039
The Weeknd.........81,377,226,928
Justin Bieber..........61,247,116,977

Ed Sheeran............58,185,470,972
Ariana Grande........57,674,425,818
Eminem...................57,607,934,901
Travis Scott..............57,333,153,897
Kanye West............. 56,011,033,958
Post Malone............. 50,118,866,567
Billie Eilish..................49,137,208,287
Kendrick Lamar.......... 48,783,350,947
Future..........................46,726,777,689
Bruno Mars..................44,839,417,111
BTS..............................43,856,030,225
Ozuna.......................... 41,821,358,868
Coldplay........................39,694,153,465
Nicki Minaj.....................39,139,696,158
Dua Lipa........................37,144,223,653
XXXTENTACION...........36,909,108,839
Imagine Dragons...........35,962,250,118
Anuel AA........................33,520,950,001
Rauw Alejandro..............33,579,169,340
Beyonce..........................30,716,292,960
Feid.................................28,979,292,689
J Cole..............................28,418,350,303
Shawn Mendes...............26,685,746,044
Olivia Rodrigo..................22,684,541,763
Junior H...........................19,992,907,543
$uicideboy$......................18,067,028,608
Arcángel...........................17,808,178,848
Sabrina Carpenter.............16,219,619,473
Stray Kids..........................11,055,064,040
TWICE...............................10,051,764,370
Seventeen............................7,315,629,836
Gracie Abrams......................6,746,330,436
NewJeans.............................6,388,783,856
Tomorrow X Together............5,833,601,762
>Chappell Roan.....................5,773,195,941

>>127607073
now that people are getting tired of capeshit and multiverseslop they're fucked cuz there are no stars anymore

>>127607131
If there are no stars because of capeshit it doesn't mean that there's no stars forever period, especially since capeshit is obviously on decline. They'll be back.

Too preoccupied with politics. It’s been building up since like 2012 but the retardation EXPLODED in 2020.

Sabrina Carpenter is Gen Z
She already has superstar status

Streaming statistics aren't correlated to sort of being a star. Think of some viral songs like Dance Monkey, or Anxiety

>>127606533
>Mk.gee
>extremely popular with the Zoomers
no one knows who tf this is including zoomers, he's not even in the top 8,000 on Spotify while these >>127606687 are top 300

>>127607387
>zoomers invented one-hit wonders

>>127607131
tbf the lack of movie stars is far from being the biggest issue with movies of the last 10 years

>>127606666
story of my fuckin life

>>127607387
One hit wonders always existed tho

>>127606563
>>>/r/ope, leftshit

>>127605754
>but neither philosophers of their own generation
and no, the Buttles and Zimmerman were not philosophers of their generation or philsophers of anything for that matter contrary to what Rolling Stone Magazine told you

>>127607193
>no stars forever period
this is exactly what they're actually worried about tho
the youngest guy with real charisma is Bieber and he's nt an actor.
after him it's probably Ryan Gosling and he'll be 45 this year

they tried pushing Zendaya, Chalamet, et al but people aren't biting

>>127607532
that's true but if they ever get those things fixed they either need a name that brings people to the theatre or a new model for movie success.

>>127607829
>tried pushing Zemfira
Кaкoй ceйчac гoд? 2000?

>>127604671 (OP)
Doechii
Ravyn Lenae
Joey Valence & Brae
Icytwat
Telepath

>>127607099
SPOTIFY metric, really?
if ur gonna use metrics use all the streaming platforms combined w physical sales so you can get ACTUAL statistics. this is so bias bro.

>>127604671 (OP)
Why are you obsessed with zoomers?

>>127606447
>They literally revolutionized music.

asdf

>>127608665
He has literally been doing shit for 15 years man.

>>127607760
Fuck off Beatles boyband spammer.

>>127604671 (OP)
millennial gangstalkers

>>127604671 (OP)
YHWH Nailgun
Lifeguard
University

all zoomer bands making fantastic modern rock music

>>127604671 (OP)
Why does the average /mu/fag only listen to radio slop?

>>127610681
damn you have no answer thats sad

>>127610891
All my favorite musicians are in their 40s.

>>127611024
so? i didnt ask my diaper is hanging out one side

>>127604671 (OP)
Because literally 100 zoomers are capable of playing instruments and half of them are here.

>>127610891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBPdU57antg

>>127611092
Instruments are boring and sound the same.

>>127606944
Literally what?

>>127611092
music is thankfully inherent in every human to a greater or lesser degree
I am sure Elon Musk 1/3 will claim he owns syncopation or harmony or something but that's the neat thing you can play music and noone can stop you

>>127604671 (OP)
Im a Zoomer we cant play instruments. I no cap fr fr didnt even have a Music Class in middle school yes Public School i just want to kill myself and that is not enough to make music to. I have the theme "wanting to unironically kill myself" as many before me but not the talent to express the feeling.

>>127607071
anon bruno mars sucks beyond any description, ariana grande is not far behind, and taylor and lana suck within description
i don't like any zoomer artists that i know of but this thread is being too generous to millennials

>>127604671 (OP)
Zoomers don't do anything there's no local young scene anywhere in the states even clubs and bars are doing horribly, social media killed that whole generation. It does stink because society definitely needs the youngest adult generation to drive the music industry

>Geordie Greep
>Cameron Winter
apologize

OP lightin’ these kids up.

>>127613106
Cameron Winter is poster boy for talentless zoomers. Greep is their only hope now that the new Shame sucks.

>>127611122
yeah just fart into a chase bliss pedal instead

feel like zoomers self-sabotaged with age-obsession, which exacerbates their already short longevity.

>>127611092
But they can't play barre chords because it hurts their fingers

>>127611511
>elon musk
holy rent free

captcha: SNSDH

>>127605754
You're a pedophile

>>127604671 (OP)
Travis Scott
Playboi Cardi
Charlie xQc

The list goes on and on.

>>127607347
>Sabrina Carpenter is Gen Z
>She already has superstar status
took like 10 years of astroturfing to finally pay off with that fuck ass “Espresso” song last year… and the fall off this year is going to be MONUMENTAL… it’s an unsustainable model, anon.

>>127606617
Him and his band are one of the greatest live acts of all time.

there's me. mark my words

>>127604671 (OP)
Gen Z is almost over, the oldest are almost 30. Culture changing artists peak at 27.
>>127607347
>Sabrina Carpenter
>already
came out of the disney machine, more than a decade of grinding

>>127619601
Espresso is a good song.

>>127606687
https://youtu.be/haf0z6b6O6k

>>127618740
The only one there that counts is Carti and he's a zillenial already there for a decade