Thread 127621993

You think you're so cool

Why don't you just

Fuck off

>>127621993 (OP)
Okay then, will do.

>>127622067
imagine how insufferable he'd be if he were alive today

>>127621993 (OP)
>Why don't you just
>Fuck off

GNR KICKS ASS

>>127622067
Axl was seething that day on MTV

>>127622463
the story goes that Axl was a fan and invited them to play at their concerts but Nirvana hated GNR then Axl got butthurt or something

>>127621993 (OP)
Hurry up and give Zak Starkey his masters back

>>127621993 (OP)
This guy sucked off men for cash in West Hollywood in the 80s.

>>127622580
how do you know that?

>>127622580
So... he was just a regular guy who live in WeHo?

>>127621993 (OP)
>seee meeee hit you....you fall down..
HWUH

>>127622580
speaking from experience I take it.

sha na na na na nananana kneees kneees

huuuu

I wanna watch you bleed

>>127622617
I was... One of those men

>>127625230
https://youtu.be/wRQpnJ37Iw8?si=Az7b5vfZSNGGH7mt

this is you guys

>>127625230
really? was it good? how much did you pay?

>>127621993 (OP)
im sitting

>>127626828
I see you sitting there in your sunday dress, you're ready to mate.

>>127625221
In the end, Axl won

>>127625221
Is that tall top hat nailed to his skull

>>127621993 (OP)
He won. Kurt Cobain went out like a bitch.
>inb4 his wife killed him
Even wrose.

>>127622067
>>127622091
>they took that one to heart

>>127630243
Nope. Thats a wrong fact.

its so eazay eazay when everybodys tryin to please may baybay

>>127630200
He also beat Vince Meal, in the long run.

>>127633197
how come? vince banged thousands of chicks, sold over 100 million albums and is living a chill grandfather life partying with his best friend nicholas cage

>>127633233
Axl didn't become an IRL goblino, and GnR is far more popular than MC. Tbf neither of them can sing now.

>>127633425
>Axl didn't become an IRL goblino

>>127621993 (OP)
think slash or one of the other ones wrote that line. It's in the notes.

'And i'm bored'

not very lyrical. someone else wrote it.

would have rather watched axl and kurt fight it out then what ended up happening.

>>127633753
Axl murdered Kurt. Im putting together the documentary.

And that goes for all you punks in the press, that want to start shit by printing lies instead of the things we said That means you, Andy Secher at Hit Parader, Circus magazine, Mick Wall at Kerrang! Bob Guccione Jr. at Spin, what you pissed off 'cause your dad gets more pussy than you? Fuck you, suck my fucking dick
You be ripping off the fucking kids while they be paying their hard-earned money to read about the bands they want to know about? Printing lies, starting controversy, you want to antagonize me? Antagonize me, motherfucker, get in the ring, motherfucker and I'll kick your bitchy little ass, punk

>>127622089
Is it true he ruined an entire set because the crowd had booed the all female band opening for him off the stage?

>>127633762
axl had no idea how to release a hit record after that. he said it himself.

>CH-CH-CH-CH--CH-CH-CHEESE!
>CHEESE!

>>127633927
YOU'RE IN A SIZZLER BABY!!!!!!

>>127633974
YOU'RE GONNA FRYYYYYYYY

>immigrants and faggots, they make no sense to me
kino line

>>127621993 (OP)
He was seriously beautiful. His looks alone don't even need talent. Yet he had that too.

>>127633233
Fucking bunch of whores means nothing other than that you have STDs.
That being said, even though he is a lard, at least he isn't completely talentless hack like Nikki who probably cries over his Mick Mars tattoo every die after he took them to court, or a happy cuck like Tommy who used to date some of the hottest women in the industry, only to be stuck with some plastic whore that looks like tranny and openly wanted to cuck him with Ronnie fucking Radke of all people. Can't get worse than these two.

>>127634358
>POLICE AND NIGGERS
>GET OUT OF MY WAY

>>127634747
>or a happy cuck like Tommy
That case was hilarious.

>>127633927
doing a brando has always been based as fuck
i mean how many times can you bang three 17 years groupies simultaniously before you get bored and go
>eh.. i want a lasanga

>>127634810
>i mean

>>127634747
Tbh only Mick Mars and Tommy Lee (let us ignore cuck part) to an extent were remotely talented in that group.

>>127621993 (OP)
I was at a cover band show for parents and kids. The band played Sweet Child Of Mine. Okay here we go
So I tied my flannel by waist and tied up a bandana, cut offs baring arms, and did Axlisms on the dancefloor. This neurotic Ukrainian grandma who was dancing with me during the ballads, hated the Axl moves and gave me a thumbs down for being overtly Axl expressive, excuse me for rocking out grandma

The band liked it cos it was so unexpected to see controlled violence in such an atmosphere, I got a wink and nod from the female vocalist. The antisocial lead guitarist thought it was all in good fun, which is what you do when you go to any shows, have fun my Axlbros

>tldr; Axl had a vibe and Guns'n'Roses Rule

>>127634659
Anon, he got fucked (literally) his whole life. From his dad to his step-dad. Him not necking himself (unlike bitch Cobain) is the most impressive thing about him to me.

>>127635230
he had such a hard life being a beloved rock god with millions of dollars

>>127635323
Nothing changes the fact that both your daddy and step-daddy completely anally destroyed you. With how much Axl was sperging out through his life, it clearly does show that being "beloved rock god with millions of dollars" didn't mean shit to his mental state. Not to mention that he always wanted to be a dad. Yea... That never happened.

>>127635323
Nta but Cuck Cobain also had money. Not as much as good ol' Axl, but still had money. Despite not looking like it, yet he still blew his brain out despite not having 1% as fucked life that Axl did.
Money means shit if mentally you aren't well, and Axl was never well as he never got over his childhood and what was done to him. It didn't help that the rest of the band were bunch of pricks +
>beloved
Perhaps now. Back then he got more shit than not for constantly crashing out.

>>127635323
>beloved rock god
Axl Rose was literally one of the most popular to hate on musicians. It didn't matter how talented he was, more people crapped on him than not. Some would even discredit his said talent by pretending that he wasn't good singer at all.
Think about young JB, current era Kanye, Chad Kroeger, MGK, or Ronnie (probably the most similar one to him, except not as talented), of how Axl himself was seen back then.

>>127635512
This. He still gets shits. Mostly from Cuckvana fags or fags of other bands that Axl had problems with, but yea. There was way more hate than love for him. Love mostly came from horny fangirls.
Nothing wrong with it, but the point is that anyone not horny for him, just hated him to a point of acting as if he was the worst vocalist as well (which he wasn't).

>>127635512
There is still stigma about him. Not as much nowadays due to him being mostly calm, not trying to make a war with every musician like back then, but if you came across someone old enough to remember peak Axl... they still have excalibur_face,jpg in reaction to him.

>>127635512
JB hate was the most undeserved out of of these as he did nothing but be a kid who dared to become popular, and bunch of grown ass men seethed about him just because this Canadian 12 y/o already attracts more pussy than any of them.
Then when he started crashing out due to his mental instability (Diddy, drugs, undeserved hate he was getting since 12 from said grown ass men who wanted to see him dead/raped just for existing), these same faggots went to use that as justification for why they were so disgusting to him all this time.

>>127633599
That one is older, he isn't fat currently. Just old, but that's given.
Vince KFC on another hand still looks like we need to release him back to ocean pretty soon.

>>127636109
Vince Popeyes has KIDS of his own.
Axl is male version of cat lady.

>>127633903
Yes, in some LatAm shithole, they pelted some all girl support act (I forget who) with mud and piss bottles; so Nirvana just played a bunch of stuff from Bleach, Incestacide, plus Endless Nameless, instead of the big hits from Nevermind, only playing a few intro teasers from Come As You Are or Teen Spirit to tease the crowd.

>>127637111
Not that it's really "ruined" if you like that stuff more than the mainstream stuff. More hardcore fans probably loved it.

>>127633997
WELCOME TO COLESTEROL WELCOME TO COLESTEROL

>soon GNR will be used to sell genx''rs drugs lol

>>127622089
We do a little trolling.

>>127635578
Lmao, you guys are so fucked in the head it's pathological.
How pathetic.

>>127629904
The wig is nailed to the top hat.