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a man trekked to the top of a mountain seeking out the advice of a wise monk
after a long climb, he finally came before the monk
"what is it you seek of me?" the monk asked
"well... i want to know whether chubby women or skinny women are better" the man replied
the monk paused for a moment
"do you have any cash on you?" he asked the man
the man rolled his eyes, thinking this whole ordeal nothing but a scam, but he decided to humor the monk anyway
"i have about a dollar's worth of coins and a $100 note on me, yes" he said as he pulled out his wallet
"perfect" said the monk, "put the coins in a pile on the table and put the note next to them"
the man did so
"now, which is heavier, all of the coins or the note?" the monk asked him
"the coins, obviously" the man replied, annoyed
the monk smiled serenely
"but which has more value?"
