Thread 127645445

Greatest Hits [Motown, 1978]
One thing you can say about a funk group that scores a number one hit with something as sappy as "Three Times a Lady"--they ain't as funky as they used to be. Or maybe they never really were a funk group to begin with, instead merely skilled pros who understood funk's entertainment value the way John Denver understood folk's. I love "Machine Gun", "Brick House", and "Slippery When Wet" but they're not even on the same side of this depressing compilation, half of which is devoted to Lionel Ritchie's mealy mouth. C

>>127645445 (OP)
>white boomer pretends to know what's funky and what isn't
"Oh, fuck the critics. you can print that." - Eddie Van Halen

Wasn't Three Times a Lady actually about a woman having a threesome?

>>127645460
>evh
Lol aren't you ashamed. What's next? A quote from bon Jovi or Coldplay? Fucking faggot

>>127648165
>no u r faggot becuz evh
he's not wrong, in fact, you're kind of proving his point.

>I don't know why
>You wanna impress Christgau
>Ah let that shit die
>And find out the new goal

simp all you want for Christgau, he's not going to sleep with you

>>127648165
EVH was great. You probably can't even hold a guitar. Frank Zappa also despised critics.

>>127645636
top kek

>>127648999
trips of truth.

>>127648952
No one is simping christgau retard, I'm just pointing out your lack of embarrassment at name-dropping evh
And stop projecting your faggotry
>>127648999
And who is supporting critics to begin with? You're making a strawman. Guess what's not a strawman endlessly fantanoposting