Thread 127654708

Is this metal edition

imagine dropping a rat into that thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssoQptC_gjA&list=RDssoQptC_gjA&start_radio=1&ab_channel=MatijaLazovic

place a FREE CHEESE sign over it

Previous >>127653383

FAQ: metallum.com

>>127654714
>>127654716
Haha yeah pretty funny stuff guys! Almost like 5% as funny as my own posts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6FF62oV0lg
DETHRONED

Blasting

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=C9yIGeBPnyE&si=QRqeN2n2KT3ljbhv

congratulations on the simp edition. talking to yourself 9 hours a day has paid off.

>>127654726
>>127654729
Thank you for the clique update

>How do I get into X genre?
>>listen to these albums
https://imgur.com/a/I4V7E
https://files.catbox.moe/8xl7gs.zip
>>save these spurdos
https://imgur.com/a/OfxFO
https://files.catbox.moe/ae36c3.zip
>>save these cringe edits
https://imgur.com/a/fZjkWp6
https://files.catbox.moe/yjogdd.zip

>How do I find more like X band?
https://www.metal-archives.com - Search for your favorite band and look under "similar artists" tab.
https://www.last.fm - Search for your favorite band and look under "similar artists".
https://www.rateyourmusic.com - Read charts, lists, and related artists
https://4chanmusic.miraheze.org/wiki/Essential_Charts - Look for metal related charts.
https://www.gnoosic.com/ - Type in three bands you like and get suggestions.

>Where do I find X album?
https://www.slsknet.org/news/node/1 - P2P application, install it and use the search tab
https://www.rutracker.org - Russian Bittorrent tracker, requires registration (https://i.imgur.com/SYbRnnk.png)
https://www.en.metal-tracker.com/ - Russian Bittorrent tracker, requires registration
>>DHT crawlers (search engines for torrents)
https://damag.net/
https://bt4gprx.com/
https://bitsearch.to/
>>direct download links in /mu/ archives (links may be dead, DL codes may be used up)
https://desuarchive.org/mu/search/text/(%22mega.nz%22|mediafire|gofile)%20metal/
https://desuarchive.org/mu/search/text/https%20%22bandcamp.com%22%20yum%20metal/

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>>127654735

>>127652837

Necrophagist - Onset of Putrefaction

>>127654727
Metal is so hype!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG-RQPpi6X0&si=SvaoZFkdBJi6Tjgq

>>127654724
>>127654727
>>127654740
>>127654754

>>127654478

>>127654759
Yeah what this thread really needs is Serbian AI metal

>saving these spurdos, epic style
Is there any other way? Based as fuck.

Morbid Angel

Ah yes, "Shredthew"

>>127654729
Epic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr3PJbb4MPc&list=RDrr3PJbb4MPc&start_radio=1

>Round up all glam faggots and put em in a cage
>So the hetero Mentors can rock the stage
>Heterosexuals have the right to rock
>Wanna see a girl with a pussy and not a cock

What did they mean by this?

>>127654791
They're referring to the fact that trans women can't reproduce so they're thinking in the long-term in regards to the sustainability and greater purpose of this population in modern society.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF0Lr0eK7kA

Grand Belial's Key

>>127654791
disgusting transphobia
we love feminine penis here

>>127654813
Speak for yourself lass

>>127654822
Me in the upper left LOL

>>127654828
Castle Rat

>>127654841
Someone should photoshop this into an epic mouse wizard lol

>>127654848
Epic miss lmfao

>>127654727
https://youtu.be/u3xO89JO-p4?si=fOX3DZhLZFr1chUs

>>127654877
>>127654876
>>127654856
Ironically rat-like posts

What's the topic

Unironically hid about a dozen posts already just for the sake of aesthetics lmao

>>127654888
Grinder

>>127654732
It's literally a picture of metal
>>127654895
It's a shredder actually but nice metalhead take

>>127654727
Predictability
https://youtu.be/IqEyu9RoIv4?si=Hcyd-heZHdro6F39

>>127654904
The Shredder? Played by Kevin Nash? Wonder whatever happened to that guy

>>127654919
No it's shredding the tinfoil-tier culture that is Metal

>>127654922
damn...

>>127654927
I'm very smart, astute, and well-spoken. Hence why I find the vast majority of Metal to be completely unlistenable

https://youtu.be/GDKLZlEqRUg?si=Q5Tub002gDISIa-P

>>127654708 (OP)
THESE ARE THE TOP METAL BANDS in the world.

How many do you listen to?

>>127654947
We listen to all of them here

We love terrible music here, and if you disagree feel free to go back to /shreddit/

Also the #1 metal band in the world is actually Sleep Token

>>127654947
according to whom'st've

>>127654969
According to me and your mom, lad

>>127654986
That's not true

>>127654727

https://youtu.be/r5ZFuC20omk?si=_XPG6Jkbk3Zthfll

>>127654993
Okay

>>127655004
Thank you for resolving this matter
Is there anything else you would like?

>>127655009
Serbian AI riffusion metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmTHicd0rDs&si=RbbahRh-WWO_CpQc

>>127654927
Red pill or blue pill? I'll take both

>>127654876
kek
>implying he's not phoneposting

>>127655027
That's what you want to see but not what really is >>127654804 lmao

Not very good at ignoring the superior male here are you guys

1 vs 10 here lmao get a grip already

>>127655009
Serbian AI riffusion metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmTHicd0rDs&si=RbbahRh-WWO_CpQc

>be alive 3500 years ago
>be lucky enough to live in a walled Babylonian city
>be lucky enough to belong to the elite class
>be lucky enough to be literate; trained to read/write in Cuneiform
>still be an angsty little spoiled shit and one day, create a clay tablet shitting on your mom for not buying you fancy clothes
metal for this feel?

>>127655050
What about the bitter peasantry such as yourself who would be saying the same thing 5000 years ago
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=X_QPMiZWFUs&si=-CJB4_nq9VhpC6-9

>>127655058
I would have been the village idiot and chronic masturbator tasked with killing rats trying to sneak into grain silos

>>127655066
kek

>>127655066
A well-behaved peasant. Thank you for your service

>>127654727

https://youtu.be/0S7FxIAfsp8?si=vnQN9RrZa0VhznM-

>>127654727
https://youtu.be/WfjFP3OY5t8?si=TGE1s5EDlTFg7JhC

>>127655150
Ah yes, Nordic women

White people were a mistake

>>127655181
Thank you for the sus post

13 posts since a metal-related image was posted
27 posts since any metal bands were directly mentioned
39 posts since a YouTube link featuring metal music was posted (and it's fucking Castle Rat)

>>127654727
Thanks for listening
https://youtu.be/yNEnzsDnwr8?si=tiYDyQ6CqC2eCxon

Veilburner

>>127655205
Thank God for that

Yeji metal

Aliens

Yeji has *it*
You can't teach *it*

no wonder most people left. schizos drove them off.

>>127655253
cover of Yeji's metal album
she's so mysterious (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

Matthew why weren't you hanging out with your friends on a Friday night?

>>127654904
made by a simp, therefore, it's a simp edition.

We prefer chimp editions

how in the fuck is deliberately ruining a general for everyone not against the rules?

>>127655365
his only friends are permavirgin NEETs on 4chan and they want nothing to do with him either.

>>127655365
Didn't feel like it lol

>>127655457
some corrupt janny allows it

Is it good?

When was the last time you went to church?

>>127654726
HEIL

>>127655495
What's my nigga Raistlin Majere doing on this album cover

>>127655484
Metal as fuck.

>>127655457
Yet mentioning his dad is the most grievous offense imaginable. Lmao clown website

>>127655531
he still lives with him

Weird stalker hour

obsessed loser hour

Not sure whether to pass out or drink coffee. Metal for this feel?

>>127655562
go to bed anon

Rattling the rat cage is 2easy

Nice metal general you got here my dudes.
Rock on epic style and RIP Ozzy Ozboner.

Candlemass

Solitude Aeturnus

Metallica - Ride the Lightning

>>127655616
based

>>127655589
Coffee it is.
>>127655604
BASED AS FUCK.

>>127655636
Me on the right.

WAR IS DECLAAAAAAAARED
DEATH TO THE FAAAAAALSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1StVLr5Ube8&list=RD1StVLr5Ube8&start_radio=1&ab_channel=Skelator-Topic

I'm sorry but this song is straight up thrash metal in 1977 what the fuck

https://youtu.be/rWpzTBTmgWI?si=HP6Kl9ZbAmqrHnjL

>>127655666
I'm sorry but this song is straight up thrash metal in 1974 what the fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnGaEk0rZdU&list=RDAnGaEk0rZdU&start_radio=1&ab_channel=minidibs

>>127655687
You could have at least posted a better example from before 1977. Like Black Sabbath's 1975 Symptom of the Universe. Queen sucks ass and this is hardly even proto thrash.

https://youtu.be/wjPvRVJARhU?si=MHi2pWLzf_wkde8G

>>127655666
Digits must mean he's correct. I'll listen once I'm done the new Castle Rat. It's actually pretty good so far.

thrash didn’t start until metallica

>>127655714
Thrash started with Slayer's Show No Mercy. Metallica's Kill 'Em All is speed metal.

>>127655711
this song has nothing to do with metal, why are sabbath cucks always so delusional?

Possessed - Seven Churches

>>127655725
oh damn I didn't even see this post >>127655711

The Beatles invented metal

>it's a "fags who just discovered metal talk about entry-level bands" episode
where'd Yejiposter go, at least that was worthwhile posting

>>127655748
cry more faggot we're talking about SLAYER in this bitch

>>127655764
>Slayer
ick

Speaking of Slayer, fuck you this album kicks ass

>>127655773
I want to fuck her so fucking bad bros

>>127655790
Chuck Schuldiner was a jew

*spits, pisses and shits on his corpse*

>>127655790
>he doesn't have the best track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMX9ySmgl4Q&list=RDHMX9ySmgl4Q&start_radio=1&ab_channel=Death-Topic

>>127655796
no access to mommy milkers for Slayer stans

first black metal album?

>>127655825
Metallica - Black Album

>>127655825
Under the Sign of the Black Mark - Bathory

>>127655814
I'm on my way to kill Kerry King

>>127654735
the imgur links are all dead

>>127655825
>>127655829

>>127655835
use the catbox then, you dumb fucking animal

>>127655780
I hate the sound of this album otherwise it's not bad

>>127655847
it's a virus

>>127655800
Yessssssssss.

>BEYOND THE UNHOLY GRAVE
>BEYOND THE UNHOLY GRAVE
>BEEEYYYOOONDD THE UNHOLY GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE

>>127655825
Hellhammer - Death Fiend

who the hell is listening to amon amarth

>>127655888
Probably guys who like to get fucked in the ass

>>127655888
me, but only their pre-Reddit stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqUgW1wPF7o&list=RDCqUgW1wPF7o&start_radio=1&ab_channel=AmonAmarth-Topic
>>127655904
that was only one time

Riley Pinkerton on my dick rn

Wigger wigger chicken dinner
I gots SLAM runnin thru my veins
Ka-Pow!

Thank you sisters

how is posting the same garbage everyday amusing?

The peak of prog metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wufz_QY7x0Q&list=RDWufz_QY7x0Q&start_radio=1&ab_channel=FatesWarning-Topic

>>127656024
It's not, this is Rat's own personal hell.

>>127656084
He was severely cucked by a metalchad, so now he tries to take revenge on us
What a pathetic existence lmao

>metal
>chad

>>127656092

>>127649928

>>127656126
>linking to a specific comment from over a year ago in less 5 minutes
cucked and obsessed

>>127656157
You don’t even know if I posted that ironically or not, quick to go on the defensive no?

you seem to lack direction in your life. perhaps you should leave the hall.

>>127656187
>implying I even read it or care about the context
somebody replied to me with novel from the archived
I checked the date
I automatically assumed seethe
I still assume seethe
cuck

Deicide - Sperm Spawn the Cock Demon

>>127656204
>somebody replied to me with novel from the archived
Who?

>>127656239
I dunno
Do you know

Ratman and Linus should kiss and make up so the rest of us can have a nice metal music thread full of cool tunes and interesting opinions like always

>>127656259
You don’t even know what you’re talking about do you

>>127656272
No.
Do you?

>>127656286
that's every single thread

the album cover for Vader's Impressions in Blood is so metal I can't even post it

we did it, we finally killed /metal/

thrash metal from 1983-1985 was absolute peak metal

>>127656554
post thrash 10 albums from that era

Slaya

>>127656554
>thrash
>1983

Real blasting I guess. This thread is unsalvageable though.

>>127656604
kill em all, show no mercy, the list could go on

>>127656570
All from 83-85

Metallica - Kill 'Em All
Slayer - Show No mercy
Hellhammer - Satanic Rites
Anthrax - Fistful of Metal
Voivod - War and Pain
Overkill - Overkill
Living Death - Vengeance of Hell
Bathory - Bathory
Celtic Frost - Morbid Tales
Destruction - Sentence of Death
Sodom - In the Sign of Evil
Dark Angel - We Have Arrived
Razor - Executioner's Song
Exodus - Bonded by Blood
Megadeth - Killing is My Business
Hallow's Eve - Tales of Terror
Artillery - Fear of Tomorrow
Hirax - Raging Violence
Possessed - Seven Churches
Kreator - Endless Pain
Sepultura / Overdose - Bestial Devastation

>>127656658
>no Onslaught - Power from Hell

>>127654727
What the fuck is this crap
Worst comeback in recent memory

>>127656649
>>127656658

retard

>demo version: intense, crisp, fucking awesome
>album version: muted, drowned out, low energy
why is this allowed

metalfags have such garbage taste, they praise the shittiest bands and albums
fucking retarded pleb fags

>>127656744
post an example

>>127656819
wanna taste my ass instead, you whore?

the best metal album of all time
easily

>>127656822
now that I think of it, Overkill, since anon posted their EP (which is just a repressed demo) instead of the debut album:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjDgF5Omaw0&list=RDHjDgF5Omaw0&start_radio=1&ab_channel=WarriorsOfTheWorld
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yR6mQGKA00&list=RD0yR6mQGKA00&start_radio=1&ab_channel=OverkillMilitia

>>127656840
I've been listening to metal for 20 years and I still haven't heard this lol

>>127656871
Not missing much, it's the most overrated album ever

>>127656819
Based. Every time I say something the cretins here think I'm baiting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgzrpoIHeR8
How come you never hear metal singers hitting high notes and shrieking like they used to? There's a certain level of rawness, messiness, and realness to 80's metal, that I don't feel like is currently in the industry. Everything sounds too manufactured and fake now.

>>127656840
Not with those vocals

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

>>127656871
You at least heard Holy Wars and Hangar 18 right?

>>127654876
kek
better use of AI than anything our resident serb retard has ever made

>>127656822
Grave

My wife (on the right)

>>127657032
all this because she's an attractive foid
I hate women so much

>>127657032
>2 hours of a boomer and a woman talking

>>127657032
It's unreal how making sòyface reactions gets you millions of views and interviews with people like Bruce.

>>127657016
Low IQ post.
(Is what the rat would say)

>>127654726
I wish I could find another album like this

>>127657102
try Lord Mantis - Pervertor

>>127655299
People left after the hacker let the cat out of the bag.

>>127657134
I'm already being tardwrangled by a thicc Latina FBI agent with a huge ass

>>127655825
i dont remember as i think i got recs from the metal thread back on /mu/ in like 2012
it was either Filosofem, Transilvanian Hunger, or I think it was Diadem of 12 Stars. probably Diadem as I was asking for both atmospheric music and "entry-level BM"

>>127655457
He is a janitor, as is the German kpopper who spams their scat/diaper fetish and off-topic kpop.

>>127657163
I thought the diaper fetishist was a different person.

Any invites to the mod irc channel?

>>127655531
I got 3 days within a minute of posting the first name of Zappa from the Mothers of Invention.
If you don't already know: the reason given differs from the actual one submitted by the janny to mods.
Always read the archive. Friendly ghosts haunt there.

>>127655299
>took a break for a few months given how bad it got
>decided to check in a few times recently
>its still just as bad and not worth posting
I've been getting better music recs on other fucking boards.

>>127655780
HEIL

>>127655887
Not an album

>>127655904
but matthew has never posted amon amarth

AAAAAAAAAAN
TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOCIAL

>>127656638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roeHVbfdTpc

>>127657134
Every good poster went to r/metal

I still don't see the speed metal bands

>>127657321
2fast4u?

>>127656840
it's not
dave can't sing

listen to real metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRHd_Zk16XI

>>127657213
Thanks brother Linus

>>127657348
Thank you Secretary Kpop (scat connoisseur and janitor)

>>127657112
Thanks, I'm enjoying it. It is in the same ballpark for sure

>>127657213
>Friendly ghosts haunt there
bullshit, /ghost/posting is still a thing?

>>127657477
>no Graveyard Classics
the fuck man

>>127657424
Found a spooky ghost

>>127657321
ask and ye shall receive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPu-HVIexF8

test

Brodequin

>>127657534
can't argue with that