>>127673433 (OP)
Cuckgau was brutally cucked by his wife. She would have lovers over to the house (usually ten to fifteen a day) to service her since Robert's tiny penis was incapable of achieving erection.
The rules were simple: Robert had to stay in his cuck shed with nothing but his records to keep him company while his wife was getting gangbanged. And she was getting gangbanged pretty much 24/7. So he took all his pent-up sexual frustration out on the music. That's why literally everything that isn't Randy Newman gets a nasty, smug, tiny-dicked review. Cuckgau was brutally cucked, and he took revenge on music because he's a cuck.