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Anonymous No.127673433 >>127673443 >>127673469 >>127673632 >>127674569 >>127674572 >>127674939
What the fuck is his problem?
Anonymous No.127673443 >>127673963
>>127673433 (OP)
You should blame the world that created him and thought he was necessary. He's just playing out the part he was asked to do.
Anonymous No.127673469
>>127673433 (OP)
impostor syndrome. Deep down he knows critics are a waste of oxygen.

>I don't know why
>You wanna impress Christgau
>Ah let that shit die
>And find out the new goal
Anonymous No.127673523 >>127673537
Has he ever given an album an A or an A+ on release? Or is that just for retrospect?
Anonymous No.127673537
>>127673523
>Has he ever given an album an A or an A+ on release?
Born In The USA
Anonymous No.127673632 >>127673664 >>127673747
>>127673433 (OP)
Cuckgau was brutally cucked by his wife. She would have lovers over to the house (usually ten to fifteen a day) to service her since Robert's tiny penis was incapable of achieving erection.

The rules were simple: Robert had to stay in his cuck shed with nothing but his records to keep him company while his wife was getting gangbanged. And she was getting gangbanged pretty much 24/7. So he took all his pent-up sexual frustration out on the music. That's why literally everything that isn't Randy Newman gets a nasty, smug, tiny-dicked review. Cuckgau was brutally cucked, and he took revenge on music because he's a cuck.
Anonymous No.127673664
>>127673632
What a cuck
Anonymous No.127673747
>>127673632
>hat's why literally everything that isn't Randy Newman gets a nasty, smug, tiny-dicked review

And the New York Dolls.
Anonymous No.127673963
>>127673443
Deep
Anonymous No.127674569
>>127673433 (OP)
he's always deep down believed that rock=Chubby Checker and Freddy Cannon and was never entirely comfortable with where it went after 1965
Anonymous No.127674572
>>127673433 (OP)
he's too based for /mu/
Anonymous No.127674939
>>127673433 (OP)
He resembled Elvis Costello.