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Anonymous No.127681934 [Report] >>127682110 >>127683145 >>127683235 >>127683292 >>127683394 >>127683451 >>127683490
>Fancy a pint, cock?
How do you respond without sounding like a Southern poof?
Anonymous No.127681954 [Report] >>127682027
Cunt I can understand but why would you call each other cocks?
Anonymous No.127682027 [Report]
>>127681954
its an archaic term of affection from a time when cock was rarely used to mean penis. also, as OP alludes, I believe cock=penis was historically a predominantly southern thing while cock=friend is a northern usage
Anonymous No.127682110 [Report]
>>127681934 (OP)
I'd love to have a drink with Mark, but he'd probably hate me and glass me in some inexplicable rage. I'd strangle his skinny neck and drip blood all over him. Maybe by the end of all that, we'd respect each other
Anonymous No.127683145 [Report]
>>127681934 (OP)
I know nothing about English culture, but norf-posting is humorous
Anonymous No.127683235 [Report]
>>127681934 (OP)
cheers mucker mine's a moretti
Anonymous No.127683292 [Report] >>127683317
>>127681934 (OP)
fuck off schizo
Anonymous No.127683317 [Report]
>>127683292
ableist bigot
Anonymous No.127683333 [Report]
if you went to the three pubs in Prestwich between 1978 and 2018 there's a good chance he would be there
Anonymous No.127683394 [Report]
>>127681934 (OP)
I don't drink alcohol my good sir, but would join you for a plate of faggots.
Anonymous No.127683451 [Report] >>127683658 >>127683698
>>127681934 (OP)
bottle of Stella please I don't do British piss water
Anonymous No.127683484 [Report] >>127683525
So tired of seeing this talentless gremlin spammed every day
Anonymous No.127683490 [Report]
>>127681934 (OP)
> Up here in the North there's no wage packet jobs for us, thank Christ.
Anonymous No.127683519 [Report] >>127683715 >>127685580
MES shat himself in my Dad's taxi in Hull
Anonymous No.127683525 [Report]
>>127683484
But enough about Liz Harris.
Anonymous No.127683596 [Report]
MES backdoored me mum in berwick
Anonymous No.127683658 [Report]
>>127683451
Based.
Anonymous No.127683698 [Report]
>>127683451
Jokes on you UK Stellas is brewed in Aston lmao
Anonymous No.127683715 [Report]
>>127683519
be the dodgy fish and chips he had served by manky cod head hands, no amount of chip spice can kill off those germs
Anonymous No.127685580 [Report]
>>127683519
based