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Anonymous No.127716042 >>127716052 >>127716140 >>127716258 >>127716289 >>127717217 >>127717237 >>127717247 >>127717408 >>127717414 >>127717922 >>127718388 >>127719182 >>127719194 >>127719721 >>127719857 >>127721521 >>127721752 >>127723039 >>127723263 >>127737320 >>127737955
Pre save Taylorโ€™s album chud
Anonymous No.127716052 >>127716074 >>127716201 >>127716294 >>127716408 >>127734421
>>127716042 (OP)
>goes to #1 for two weeks
>quickly fades off the charts
>tour has tons of cancelled shows and half empty venues
I'm ready for it.
Anonymous No.127716062 >>127716227
I don't understand pre-saves
It'll be there for everyone at the same time as soon it's out so what's the point?
Anonymous No.127716074 >>127716201 >>127718151
>>127716052
After that, she "goes back to her roots" with a pop country album which also instantly bombs.
Anonymous No.127716110
>pre-save
>she releases a Special Edition at 3am again that doesn't exist at all until it comes out
Anonymous No.127716140 >>127717341
>>127716042 (OP)
>wearing flesh colored underwear instead of wearing the jewels over nakef pussy and tits
If you're going to be a whore at least go the whole hog
Anonymous No.127716201 >>127716417 >>127717341
>>127716052
>>127716074
Must be nice living in delulu land where the biggest artist on earth is considered a flop in your eyes.
Anonymous No.127716227
>>127716062
just another worthless metric they can brag about
Anonymous No.127716258
>>127716042 (OP)
PLEASE get naked before you get pregnant, TayTay!
Anonymous No.127716289 >>127716781 >>127719182 >>127719530 >>127719857 >>127721692
>>127716042 (OP)
She should keep announcing alternate versions so we keep getting slutty new pictures
Anonymous No.127716294 >>127716388
>>127716052
just wait for Taylorโ€™s Version in ten years bro
Anonymous No.127716388 >>127719182 >>127719530 >>127737320
>>127716294
>45yo Tay recreating these pics
hnnnnng
Anonymous No.127716408 >>127716428
>>127716052
The album will be #1 for at least a month straight, which means Drake is fucked and most likely postponing Iceman til January or some shit
Anonymous No.127716417 >>127716437 >>127716441
>>127716201
>Must be nice living in delulu land where the biggest artist on earth
...in 2014
Anonymous No.127716428
>>127716408
neat another last decade's has-been
Anonymous No.127716437 >>127716464
>>127716417
>he can't handle the fact that the record-breaking Eras tour was in 2024, ended less than a year ago.

The incel cope around tay is simultaneously pathetic and hilarious

"oh she'll be irrelevant and her tour will flop this time" is the new increasingly nervous man meme.
Anonymous No.127716441
>>127716417
lmao bro
Anonymous No.127716464 >>127716575
>>127716437
yes and it was a nostalgia cash grab, nobody ever claimed otherwise
Anonymous No.127716575 >>127716755
>>127716464
yeah and her last album broke records, was at the top of the charts for months and got critical acclaim despite being mid, she's at the highest point in her career and then add her fucking engagement which is only gonna boost sales, the idea that it's gonna flop is pure delusional cope
Anonymous No.127716672
>>127707129
And that applies doubly to Swift, except "heyday" here being the early 2010s.
Anonymous No.127716755 >>127716774 >>127716778 >>127716821 >>127716935 >>127723822 >>127737290
>>127716575
I don't get people like you. You smother other anons with some celebrity's accomplishments as if they were yours, or put you in a position of authority where you decide how success is measured. If this bland artist is successful, it's thanks to retards like you who buy anything she puts out, regardless of quality. Her last album was mid, you say, right? Yet you retards bought multiple copies, and then go parading how "successful" she is. It's such an insane fanaticism. You don't get an award or a paycheck for doing this. Your life fucking sucks.
Anonymous No.127716774
>>127716755
You retards get proven wrong and completely chang goalposts, you were the delusional ones claiming sheโ€™s a flop
Anonymous No.127716778
>>127716755
it's a desperate Swift marketer
Anonymous No.127716781
>>127716289
Colourblind versioun.
Anonymous No.127716821 >>127717440 >>127719182 >>127719530 >>127728839 >>127737320
>>127716755
facts don't care about your feelings, chuddie
Anonymous No.127716848
Chud
Anonymous No.127716935
>>127716755
>"tay's gonna be flop and hasn't been one of the biggest stars out there since 2014"
>"hmm, but Tay had a record-breaking album and tour last year, in 2024"
>"why are you smothering anons with some celebrity's accomplishments you don't get a paycheck for doing this your life sucks and she isn't gonna sleep with you derpa derpa cope cope cope "
you know, you could just admit you were wrong and move on instead of screeching like an autist when you get called out for spouting bullshit.

My prediction: Tay's next album is going to critically and comercially outperform TPD.
Anonymous No.127717217
>>127716042 (OP)
no
Anonymous No.127717237
>>127716042 (OP)
HELL no
Anonymous No.127717247
>>127716042 (OP)
What that thang smell like
Anonymous No.127717341 >>127717808 >>127719523 >>127719538 >>127719999
>>127716140
>>127716201
I don't understand the hate she gets around here. She's so bland, gotta be the least controversial celeb ever.
Anonymous No.127717408
>>127716042 (OP)
Trump did this
Anonymous No.127717414 >>127717699 >>127717831
>>127716042 (OP)
bot generated spam thread
Anonymous No.127717440 >>127724219
>>127716821

God, she's hotter now than ever. Shame I didn't win the lottery. I would immediately use my newfound wealth to enter the Circle of Taytay.
Anonymous No.127717699
>>127717414
AI generated chud incel reply
Anonymous No.127717808 >>127717831 >>127722042
>>127717341
I donโ€™t hate Taylore Swift, she makes bland and uninteresting music for bland and uninteresting women. Good for her. What bothers me is her unhinged colossal fan base, which makes her out to be some musical god and pushes her to the top of charts and award shows she has absolutely no business being in.
Anonymous No.127717831
>>127717808
>What bothers me is her unhinged colossal fan base
>>127717414
Anonymous No.127717922
>>127716042 (OP)
Milking the coomer market doesn't seem like the most confident move
Anonymous No.127718151
>>127716074
I've been saying that for ten years now.
She'll release a big flop album and then the inevitable "back to my roots" album afterwards that will get a good reception from the critics, but won't have any relevance or impact.
Ten years and it still hasn't happened yet.
Anonymous No.127718388 >>127718499
>>127716042 (OP)
I have high hopes for this, the past couple of albums have been so bloated (not to mention all the bonus tracks), this time Taylor has gone with the 12 best from these sessions
Anonymous No.127718405
Weird how "pre save" became the thing to do with albums now rather than pre ordering.
Anonymous No.127718499
>>127718388
12 is just the starting off point. This album will be a double disc deluxe with 27 tracks and multiple bonus tracks spread throughout 14 different alternate versions before the end of next year.
Anonymous No.127719128
Holy shit, I'm nutting. The cum is coming out of my balls and shooting out my tip as I type these words.
Anonymous No.127719131 >>127719143
>retarded fanbase buys yet another worthless variant of the album without her releasing a single or a teaser

kek
Anonymous No.127719143
>>127719131
Learned from the best.
Anonymous No.127719182
>>127716042 (OP)
>>127716289
>>127716388
>>127716821
Taylor owes me sex
Anonymous No.127719194 >>127720352 >>127720443
>>127716042 (OP)
do it for the countdown counter!
Anonymous No.127719196 >>127719204
I feel like this will be her first real flop. Critics didn't even like Tortured Listeners Department and people grew sick of her due to all the overexposure. It's kinda telling that she hasn't released a single for the album. Plus the leaks sounded terrible. It's time for the backlash.
Anonymous No.127719204
>>127719196
>the leaks
the limp bizkit one?
Anonymous No.127719523 >>127719601
>>127717341
Of course you would be pissed when a teenybopper act that nobody over 12 listens to is marketed as the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, Elvis, Queen, and U2 combined. That and her tour last year was a nostalgia cash grab. You want to pay $500 a ticket for the equivalent of a Backstreet Boys concert?
Anonymous No.127719530
>>127716289
>>127716388
>>127716821
WTH? She used to be kinda meh and now she's lookin' all sexxxi-like. Well it's still a few months until NNN so...*unzips dick*
Anonymous No.127719538 >>127719572 >>127719596 >>127719867 >>127722962 >>127727943
>>127717341
This could be a reason for it.
Anonymous No.127719572 >>127719710
>>127719538
Not one of those has anything to do with music.
Anonymous No.127719596 >>127727943
>>127719538
LOL my dad said that watching the rise of Tay is like watching Mandy Moore turn into the Beatles.
Anonymous No.127719601
>>127719523
Does nobody over 12 listen to her music or was her tour a nostalgia cash grab for decade old albums? Which is it anon?
Anonymous No.127719620
realistically she does nothing whatsoever that generations of milquetoast white girl singers going back to the 78 era did. only the ones from the 78 era were nowhere near as insufferable and egomaniacal.
Anonymous No.127719710
>>127719572
That's a sufficient reason for a music forum to not like a musician.
Anonymous No.127719721 >>127737320
>>127716042 (OP)
Jokeโ€™s on you. Taylor is the MAGA tradwife now
Anonymous No.127719857
>>127716289
this is a much better cover than the other one >>127716042 (OP)
which looks like an advertisement for a tv show or something
Anonymous No.127719867
>>127719538
if someone has actual talent you don't need to hard sell them like that, the music would speak for itself
Anonymous No.127719999 >>127720027 >>127720129 >>127730678 >>127733879
>>127717341
Sheโ€™s the biggest industry plant there is. Her father literally bought her a career.
Anonymous No.127720027 >>127720068
>>127719999
Quads of truth.
Dad was a stockbroker and that was a damn good investment. Huge profit margin. Surprised he isn't a kike with those skills.
Anonymous No.127720068
>>127720027
you know it's a bannable offence to use the N and K words on a blue board, right?
Anonymous No.127720129 >>127720302 >>127720452
>>127719999
nice quads and it's not like that never didn't happen. you know Petula Clark was a groomed from childhood music star too, right?
Anonymous No.127720302
>>127720129
>You know popslop nepo babies were always a thing right?
Wow thanks for making the case for Taylor I guess murder is good because it's always been a thing
Anonymous No.127720352 >>127720443 >>127721988
>>127719194
IT'S PROGRESSING!
COME ON KEEP PRE-SAVING IT!
Anonymous No.127720443 >>127721684
>>127719194
>>127720352
Imagine the colossal loser faggot retard who keeps tabs on this countdown thing, using multiple accounts to "pre-save" this slop to make sure their queen wins the slop chart race. Talk about dedication. Imagine if that time was invested into something of actual value. They'd probably be a millionaire.
Anonymous No.127720452
>>127720129
Wait wasn't her father a Welsh coal miner? Not the same thing as Swift, not even close.
Anonymous No.127721521 >>127721625 >>127730177
>>127716042 (OP)
she's so fucking desperate
Anonymous No.127721625
>>127721521
/thread
Anonymous No.127721684
>>127720443
As if a miserable cunt like you is achieving anything
Anonymous No.127721692
>>127716289
>Shaved
Anonymous No.127721752 >>127723130
>>127716042 (OP)
She has the sex appeal of a bag of laundry.
Anonymous No.127721988
>>127720352
inb4 it's yet another shitty vinyl variant
Anonymous No.127722042
>>127717808
There's this guy on /o/ who used to avatar fag with Taylor Swift but he stopped because people started making fun of him. He still posts but you know without the waifu fagging. Strange guy.
Anonymous No.127722593 >>127722962
Do swiftieturds care about the music at all or is it now all about how many variants of the same album she will release and how many records she will break next?
Anonymous No.127722962
>>127722593
There's really no music worth discussing and even >>127719538 don't try to pretend there is.
Anonymous No.127723039
>>127716042 (OP)
Another max martin & shellback cynically crafted masterpiece
Anonymous No.127723130
>>127721752
she was slightly fuckable in the late 2000s, that was it though
Anonymous No.127723157
Pop girls with very rare exception never have top 10 hits past their early 30s.
Anonymous No.127723263
>>127716042 (OP)
Why isn't she showing feet? I thought she liked showing feet.
Anonymous No.127723822
>>127716755
He's Indian they're all like that.
Anonymous No.127724219
>>127717440
and what? she wouldn't leave her husband for you retard
Anonymous No.127726041 >>127726129 >>127726143
the Eras tour felt incredibly forced in a way her tours back in the early 10s weren't. it was an indisputable cash grab and everyone knew it.
Anonymous No.127726129
>>127726041
Rappers also sing about making money all the time by robbing people and they don't feel any guilt about it or apologize for being who they are. She's just gangsta.
Anonymous No.127726143
>>127726041
>it's a cash grab to both give Lover it's time that it was denied by COVID as well as appreciate the rest of her catalog
Anonymous No.127727728 >>127727924
>countdown unlocked a 2 second clip that features no music

you canโ€™t make that shit up lmao
Anonymous No.127727924
>>127727728
>money hungry industry plant scams swiftieturds once again
>they keep "pre-saving" anyway to see the next scam
Anonymous No.127727943
>>127719538
Late stage capitalist dystopia
>>127719596
He probably wasn't much of a music listener to begin just Molly Hachet several Michelobs some Sailor Jerry's and some bad hacking and wheezing from some poorly inhaled cigar puffs that his bloated lobster of a friend got from Bevmo on the discount. Then someone spills beer on the couch and lobster head gets food rage and kicks Taylor Swift glorifier out
Anonymous No.127728839
>>127716821
Beautiful White Woman.
Anonymous No.127730177
>>127721521
nah you are chud
Anonymous No.127730195 >>127730201 >>127737320
imagine sniffing that butthole
Anonymous No.127730201 >>127730359
>>127730195
describe the smell
O. Isabel No.127730359
>>127730201

Lately? Like Gracie Abrams' saliva.
Anonymous No.127730678 >>127732432
>>127719999
>>Sheโ€™s the biggest industry plant there is. Her father literally bought her a career.
Having a famous/rich parent can help, and of course nepotism is a thing, but it's still no guarantee.
Anonymous No.127732432
>>127730678
An industry plant wouldnโ€™t be around for 20 years and at the top for 10 of them regardless
Anonymous No.127732507
I'm so excited. My nipples are rock-hard and my asshole is ready.
Anonymous No.127733879 >>127736457
>>127719999
>bruh she's still one of the best selling artists of the 21 century, why you hatin
There's something called the "Women are wonderful effect" where people tend to talk about women like they're accomplished and saintlike figures, but when actually pressed on what they have accomplished, you are completely at a loss to explain it.

Taylor Swift.
Huge artist.
Legendary musician.
Completely dominated the charts in the 2010s.

Know for such hits as...

...
..............

uh

"Shake it Off".

uh

"You Belong With Me". That's what it's called.

and uh...

...................
....................................

A dubstep song from 2014 that has been completely forgot about but is buried in my Spotify liked songs. I think it's called "Trouble".

I ain't hatin. Not on Taylor Swift or on women and general. I literally just believe this is how it works in the minds of most people.

Ariana Grande was on a show called Victorious when she was 14, she made 2 songs and then they put her on the Voice like she was an authority on music. The rest of her life is spent doing interviews and signing autographs. People know her name but her contribution to the world of music is this amorphic nebulous thing.
Anonymous No.127734421 >>127735148 >>127735252
>>127716052
Isn't Taylor consistently one of the top live shows out there? It's not like the hordes of soudcloud rappers that have millions of online followers but can't sell out a high school classroom
Anonymous No.127735148
>>127734421
don't try to reason with these fools, they do this shit every new album cycle and then move the goalposts when it inevitably smashes records, gets critical acclaim and the tour sells out stadiums
Anonymous No.127735252 >>127736559
>>127734421
shows are way overpriced for what is essentially a glorified Backstreet Boys show. i mean all you'll find there is a bunch of 11 year old girls with their parents.
Anonymous No.127736457 >>127736482
>>127733879
Ask them where Swift's Abbey Road is and they'll draw a total blank.
Anonymous No.127736482 >>127736510
>>127736457
tf do you expect one person to be the same creatively as a band with four people in it? come on, maaan.
Anonymous No.127736510 >>127737892
>>127736482
no but she has unlimited money and modern studio tech the Beatles couldn't have dreamed of but can't make a single interesting piece of music with all the resources she theoretically has
Anonymous No.127736559
>>127735252
Shows are valued where they should be. Being in Taylor's presence is a religious experience and some people end up so overwhelmed by it they don't even remember it
Anonymous No.127737290
>>127716755
QUICK MOVE THE GOALPOSTS
Anonymous No.127737320
>>127730195
>>127719721
>>127716821
>>127716388
>>127716042 (OP)
I have this unrelenting urge to get her pregnant.
I love it.
Anonymous No.127737892
>>127736510
Swifties need to find God.
Anonymous No.127737955
>>127716042 (OP)
naw
pretty sure I do what I did last time:

listen to the whole thing
save 6 tracks I thinkare decent
listen to those 6
delete 4
a month later realize I'm not listening to the other 2
delete them

go back to listening to Mirrorball and Call It What You Want
Anonymous No.127741959
127733879
127736457
>>It's yet another 'reeee women won't touch my pp so i haet them all' post
Boring, actually