Thread 127733755

why did you guys forget about her?

>>127733755 (OP)
>her

>>127733755 (OP)
her music is generic boring pop, literally the only reason she got big is queerbaiting but now even those zoomies have caught on

>Orange Bad Woman
meds now

>>127733755 (OP)
I was too busy dancing at THE PINK PONY CLUB
PINK PONY CLUB

>>127733755 (OP)
SARR WHY ARE YOU DOING THE FORGET?

>>127733755 (OP)
she forgot about herself because she's put out nothing but trash

We didn't.

>>127734106
I'mmmmm gonna keep on dancing at the

>>127734464
that's not a pony, retard

Because she fucking sucks and looks like a retarded juggalo

>>127733778
>queerbaiting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHBZNBBIhDg

>>127733778
She's gay, get over it.

>>127734449
>has an enormous ass
>won't turn around

>>127733755 (OP)
Two flop singles

>>127734786
She won't even let any men give her back shots, not even for BBC

>>127733755 (OP)
Beautiful White Woman.

I'm obsessed with her actually

>>127735139
But enough about Sabrina

>>127734449
>Shaved pits
Into the trash she goes.

>>127733755 (OP)
Chappell is now a teacher

>>127737694
>>127738686

>>127734605
>hey here, I took a gay quiz, I'm totally gay!
I'm honestly surprised she was able to pull this queerbaiting shtick off in 2024 for one cycle. Not even Demi Lovato or Halsey were going by "they" anymore. That said, I like Good Luck, Babe!

>>127738718
>macbook
why are foids like this?

>>127738812
you too >>127738718 I know thats a fucking iphone filename

>>127738812
>>127738820
brother you're focusing on some bullshit

>>127733755 (OP)
Never forgetting that ass

>>127738820
>>127738812
WAAAAH PLS DONT HAVE DISPOSABLE INCOME, PLS BE A THIRD WORLD POVERTY FAG LIKE ME AND GET A XIAOMI/HUAWEI CHINKSHIT PHONE FOR 50 BUCKS

>>127738820
>I know thats a fucking iphone filename
I remember those filenames since Usenet 20 years ago so no.

has she released anything recently? i don't think so. why would people talk about her if she hasn't released anything recently?

>>127740690
She is really fumbling the miraculous momentum sparked by her sleeper hit debut album. These two stray singles both stiffed, compared to the monster hits associated with Midwest Princess. The new record should be mastered and on its way to pressing plants worldwide by now. Instead she has openly stated that it's going to take "years". It's The Stone Roses in '89 all over again (or whatever one-album wonder you prefer).

>>127741060
well, she clearly doesn't want to be your typical album machine. i say if that's her style, let her do it, she already amassed a cult following who will wait for her. when she loses the momentum, she won't mind, quite frankly, she'll be happier for it

>>127741118
Kek

>>127736873
>every song she puts out is constantly playing everywhere
Delusional ass nigga

>>127733755 (OP)
retardec clown makeup

>>127741191
>every song she puts out is mysteriously added to every playlist on streaming platforms that have nothing to do with pop music
we're not delusional anon. we just know what's going on

>>127741299
That's the entirety of pop music. Do you think Chappell's career was any different?

>>127733755 (OP)
She is not worth remembering. I have never seen a more novel act than Chappell Roan. She is the embodiment of 2023 and her flopped shit she released recently proves it.

>>127738686
>>127738725
>>127738745
BASED

>>127741310
no, however anon was acting like sabrinas music is better because it's played on the radio. which it ain't.
>>127741322
she'll be fine. festivals this summer were filled to the brim when she performed and that's in my opinion a better indicator than numbers

>>127741475
Don't believe anyone said it was better. Sabrina hasn't fell off the face of the earth and had multiple failed singles though.

I love Chappell Roan so fucking much bros, it's unreal.

>>127741757
and neither has chappell. like i don't get where you all are getting this sentiment from. she's still immensely popular

>>127741727
I look like this and say this.

>>127741834
You're out of your mind if you don't think her popularity hasn't taken a nosedive. Everything she has put out recently has bombed spectacularly. I get you love her and you don't wanna hear it but this bitch fell off hard.

completely mid

BONO KFC FRIED CHICKEN COA U2

she made the foolish decision to board the DEI slop pop train just as it was about to run out of steam and run off a broken track into a ditch

>>127742399
nah, it's not that bad for real

>>127742666
Sounds like cope, Satan, but that's okay

Pink Pony Club is the best pop song of the 20s.

>>127740036
Are they that cheap? I had no idea

So this is what falling off looks like?
(Chappells crowd at Reading last month.)

>>127743846
OP said "we" "forgot" about her. I didn't forget that she exists but I inferred that they wanted to talk about her

>>127743984
My bad. I confused this thread with one before that used the same image that declared she had "fallen off".

>>127744026
If an artist is the most popular in the world at some time, then later, they are very popular but not the most popular, some people will say that they've fallen off. I don't know and I don't care, and I'll leave this thread after this post.

Her debut album probably has the greatest early success of any debut album.
9 of the 14 tracks have earned gold record or greater certifications.

Also, tbqh, I wasn't thinking about her at all until I saw a thread about her.

>>127738718
is that really her?

>>127741778
why would you love someone who hates you?

>>127744347
Most people do not equate "not wanting to date and not attracted to" as hate.

>>127744211
Yes it is.

>>127744075
Are these numbers adjusted over the years for inflation/per capita? Or does platinum today mean the exact same figures as platinum 40 years ago?

>>127739312
Looks like Dio in drag

>>127733755 (OP)
no ass showin'? we forget.

>>127744735
>>127744743
She lloks like the type of lesbian professor who causes a scandal by offering to raise her female students' grades if they sleep with her and her abusive girlfriend.

>>127733755 (OP)
Because she's totally forgettable

>>127744877
you're asking if streaming is the same as people physically buying albums is the same? Are you stupid?

>>127744888
coa

>>127747078
LESBIANISM CAN'T FULFILL THE PURPOSE OF THOSE HIPS!

>>127733755 (OP)
she's unlikable at every turn and actively putting her career on hold in the name of 'artistry', hopefully she loses all the momentum she's gained and we don't have to entertain a conversation about her ever again

>>127747592
>IM ON A PLACE CALLED KFC!

>>127747602
>IS EVERYTHING I WISH I EVER KNEW
>SO PLEASE, GIMME CHICKEN
>WANT TO EAT!
>EEAAATTT!!!!

>>127741082
>well, she clearly doesn't want to be your typical album machine. i say if that's her style, let her do it,

I believe that because she set the terms of her record contract probably allows her this artistic leeway. She wants to actually craft a decent sophomore album rather then just put out an album for the sake of releasing one.

>>127748746
COA

>>127734651
yeah I'll send you an invite to the baptism

>>127747078
treadmill

>>127747140
No. I was asking this: >>127744877

>>127738686
>>127738725
>>127738745
MORE PLEASE

>>127750765
go on pinterest

>>127750765
If she wasnt so easy to goon to would anyone care about her?

>>127751130
i think so. there are ugly performing artists who have an audience

>>127744743
everyone in that picture looks so fuckable

>>127733755 (OP)
Is that a tranny?

>>127744211
Do you really think she could teach anything that would require to put on a lab coat?

>>127733755 (OP)
ive never heard any of her music and I'm terminally online

>>127751560
https://youtu.be/GR3Liudev18

>>127733755 (OP)
She just feels very inauthentic. Her whole "Queen of the Midwest Gays" shtick falls flat because it's so fucking obvious she's forcing it. I think she's genuinely forcing it -- like I don't think she's consciously deciding to fake everything about her persona, I think she thinks she's actually that person -- but I don't know, the whole "I'M SO GAY GUYS I'M SO LESBIAN I'M IN DRAG AND PINK PONIES" screams trying too hard.
>>127734651
>>127734605
Like this. This is not something an actual gay person does. This is a woman who thinks that other women are hot and who's had bad experiences with men who's been brainmelted by Twitter and Tumblr social justice flamewars, so she's trying to force-gay herself with her getup and general vibe and whatever. I guarantee she's still getting railed by cock on the downlow.

>>127751573
what makes a real lesbian anon? just so i know where your head is

>>127743846
Yes. I'm sure all of those people attended solely for her.

>>127734651
>I'm never ever going to date a guy, because, girls are, like, the best? Oh my god!
Her drag name should be Wayne E. Gibbous because this is a phase

>>127751838
>what makes a real lesbian anon?
Moving in with each other after two dates.

>>127752690
im pretty sure chappells done that. what else?

>>127747078
Good fucking lord

>>127743846
>Chappells crowd

>>127753171
https://youtu.be/EJrPyJd1cYA

>>127733755 (OP)
Because she's ugly AND talentless. Only trannies and Indian coomers give a shit about her.

the amount of projection here is hilarious

>>127753206
It's a festival. They're not all there for her. There's no way you can believe this.

>>127753225
Indians hate Chappell.

mid bitch
shit music

>>127753368
i can? because i was at one of the european festivals where chappell was headlining and it was packed? you want to go with me next time? some socialising and fresh air would do you good.

>>127753368
It's a festival. There were many choices for other artists yet all those people chose to see Chappell and be a part of that huge crowd.

>>127753834
Many are saying this except for the two fags who defend her with their life