Thread 128018140

He's actually doing it. He's saving rock n roll when nobody else could. This is the start of a new age. The age of Yungblud. I hope he does an Ozzy cover at every show.

this wigga isnt a rocker, he does pop music and cosplays rock, cant name one song of his. If he cant make it in america he will never be a thing.

the closest thing to a relevant british rock band is like the 1975 and thats only because taylor swift was dating the lead singer for two seconds

/mu/ on suicide watch

>>128018140 (OP)
>theaters

>>128018140 (OP)
>I hope he does an Ozzy cover at every show.
wait so this guy just runs around doing covers? you're telling me this guy is doing guitar hero irl like just covers? you're telling me you don't even need to make music just do a bunch of shitty covers and people just show up?

>check his Instagram post
>99% of comments are fans complaining about most tickets already bring resold for triple the price of retail
kek

>>128018171
Sleep Token are one of the biggest bands in the world right now

>>128018242
thats the worst fucking news in the world cause sleeptoken are garbage

>>128018242
>Sounds like dogshit alt-pop from 2017 was thrown into riffusion with a few guitars added in post
You shouldn't be treating this like a victory

Was kind of funny seeing all the boomer rockers going to his shows for photo ops after the Ozzy tributes.

This just proves that if you force an artist hard enough sometimes it works. The BBC have been trying to make him famous since 2018.

Predictable Yungblud Youtube and Reddit comment time:

"Iggy, Bowie, Stones, you name it. I've seen them. I'm a 60 years old male rocker and I find Yungblud a breath of fresh air! Reminds me of my youth. You go get them!"

"I'm a woman in my 50s and this man makes me feel like i'm in my 20s again! I'm going to see him with my daughter!"

"You should check out his cover of "Changes"

"Ozzy passed the torch onto him!"

"Ozzy said conquer America and now he is! He's carrying on his legacy!"

*Yungblud* - "DOCTOR DOCTOR DADDY'S GOT A GUN BLA BLA BUM!!!" *jumps then thrusts into camera*

>>128019222
That's funny. He's being nominated for best new artist at the Grammys hahaha

This is what happens when your blood is young

>>128018140 (OP)
Good for him!

>>128021159
his blud got yunged

>>128018140 (OP)
Flash in the pan, over produced, corporate pop rock.

>>128018140 (OP)
crazy how just a couple of choice appearances/celebrity shoutouts/semi-viral clips can sell a tour out
bet he's probably just breaking even after paying for all that press...

>>128021505
Great googly-moogly, it’s plumb wackadoodle how a handful of ritzy-glitzy celeb sashays and a smattering of kooky viral tidbits can stuff a tour chock-full like a barrel of monkeys at a giggle-fest! Bet that ol’ chap’s just teetering on the edge of Skintsville, counting his last gumdrops after tossing all his shiny shillings on that razzmatazz press palooza. Picture him, nibbling on crusty toast crumbs, whimpering, “I’m the cat’s pajamas, but my wallet’s yodeling the broke-as-a-joke blues!” What a zippity-zoppity hullabaloo, eh?

>>128018140 (OP)
ELLO! ITS ME YOUNG BLOOD! AND IM HERE TO TELL YOU THAT NOTHINGS MORE ROCK AND ROLL THAN PUTTING YOUR RECYCLING IN THE PROPER BINS! DONT BE A SPASTIC, SORT YOUR PLASTIC! YEAH!

>>128021556
Thanks for stating the obvious, once again, Yungblud.

This guy is being astroturfed so hard, but why?

Oh my God this yungblud kid came out of nowhere! Insane to find this type of talent at the start of their career. I'm officially a day 1 yungblud fan!

>>128021703
Alright, you say Yungblud's getting astroturfed harder than a fake lawn at a vampire rave? What's the deal? You not down to yung your blud? Not vibing with the blud flood? This guy's spitting angsty anthems like a glitter-dipped poet, and you're thinking it's all a corporate conspiracy? Pshh, come on! You not ready to crank that emo dial to eleven and yung it up with the blud squad? Maybe the suits are just trying to bottle his wild-child energy like it's some kind of cosmic Kool-Aid, but ain't no way the blud's not the real deal!

He has put out so many songs but he still has no songs. WTF.

>>128021703
money
a lot of mainstream shit is fully manufactured now
youtube and twitch etc are all made up of streamers who botted to get where they are
musicians bot streams and views to get popular with tiktok crowds and then mix real fans with bots
people are unironically a commodity

>>128021920
people's blud is yung's property

>>128018140 (OP)
>World Tour
It's all in Murrica ...

>>128021474
sus

He's doing a raffle where you have a chance to win 2 tickets to a show if you buy his new Aerosmith collab album. Does he have no shame?

>>128022236
>Does he have no shame?
Exactly. No shame is perfect to describe him with. He's as desperate as they come and all he has ever done is try to connect and collaborate with people to climb the fame ladder. It seems he contacts the big rockers like he did with Joe Perry to "jam", but it's so he can use them. Check out his Instagram.. he follows over a 1000 people and the majority of them are people in the music world.. pretty much every rock musician you can think of. It's not about having respect for them, it's so he can potentially get a collaboration or a shout out from them in the media. Machine Gun Kelly did the same with all his pop punk collaborations. Using people to tap into their fanbases and then having nothing to do with them again. Yungblud went with that. He then also namedrops people in interviews saying how he'd work with them - whether it be someone from the rock world or someone like lady gaga or Harry Styles.

The crazy thing is there's all this image and bravado... but there's really not much music at all. You listen to it and you can just hear how fucking phony and tryhard it all is. It's so weak.

>>128022331
Le edgier Harry Styles.

>>128021765
Kek I'm sold

Play ozzy tribute

>>128018140 (OP)
Who gives a fuck

>>128021703
He will say something about being pro-Israel or something when he gets famous enough
thats why

>>128018140 (OP)
>see this thread
>finally decide to listen to Yungblud
>it's pretty much what I expected

Zoomers are incapable of making art that's not pure, unadulterated cringe.

How many grammys he winning in feb? He has a lot of industry support. I'm guessing he wins 2.

>>128023710
Zoomers cant play instruments or sing, what did you expect they are the death of music they refuse to practice because it takes time, its all aesthetics.

Zoomers = Posers
style over substance

>>128018171
I hate Cumblud but if The 1975 counts as rock music then he is at least entering punk territory. Also The 1975 are way worse.

>>128023710
They can. What they cannot do is get their fellow zoomers to care in large quantities.

I'm bluding everywhere!

>>128018140 (OP)
Fuck him. He pumped and dumped my waifu

>>128024155
Who's the cutie

>>128019813
all of these posts are bots

>>128021474
this is trans too, unironically

>>128018140 (OP)
He's saving jack shit, his music is fabricated pop shit

>>128019813
>i'm a 60 years old
lol, as if that means something, damn boomers

What a punk!

and who is that? never heard of him

>>128018241
Based as fuck

When is he going to flop his cock out?

>>128024155
What a faggot lol i had that Marilyn Manson shirt in high-school

>>128023615
ELLO! ITS ME YOUNG BLOOD! AND IM ERE TO TELL YOU THAT THERES NOTHING MORE ROCK AND ROLL THAN ZIONISM! DONT BE BLUE, HELP THAT JEW! YEAH!

His refusal to become oldblud in the future will be legendary

>>128018140 (OP)
impressive

>>128029724
uncblud

At the end of his shows he goes into the crown and makes the crown hold him up while he does a rockstar pose and his team takes some pics. The photos look great but that is beyond cringe. HOLD ME UP!

>>128018140 (OP)
Manufactured zeitgeist is all this stuff is

imagine how much money they spent on him to get this far, that's so punk rock

I actually had some level of respect for him after hearing this song which is actually pretty solid but then I saw what he did to his son
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrZX47RbeJs

Thanks sombr for making rock great again

>>128032232
That sounds like Coldplay

>>128032340
>>128032287
>>128032232
yall niggas need some blud to yungen up your blood

I'm bluding my shit right now

>>128032776
ELLO!

>>128018214
Bruh you may be retarded. You have no reading comprehension

>>128018140 (OP)
this dude's music fucking sucks but I saw him live at summersonic tokyo this year and it was probably the best performance of the whole festival and one of the best I've seen in a while. dude is one hell of a performer. he grabbed a dude from the crowd and had him play guitar on stage (he first had to prove that he actually could play)
also he started running around kissing his fans several times.

why he talk bad about rap and hip-hop genre when he has plenty of rap songs that sound like shit?

Imagine if he made a song with sombr and geese

>>128035360
and Olivia

>>128036013
and sabrina carpenter

>>128036026
sabrina already alluded to the yungblud collab with the line "BBC I wish I had it in me" she was referring to big blud cock

>>128023710
>>128023870
This is corporate pop music, what do you expect? Tons of zoomer rock bands slumming it across the USA touring tiny bars. A lot of them are lazy shoegaze rip offs sure, but some are original and can play.
>>128024095
Correct.

>>128032232
this nigga does not need a 9 minute song what the fuck

I like Zombie