Thread 128036491

AND I'LL STICK IT DEEP INSIDE
AND I'LL STICK IT DEEP INSIDE

>>128036491 (OP)
eldritch-horrormaxxing

>>128036491 (OP)
go to bed, jim

CAUSE NOW I WANNA
BE YOUR DOG

>>128036491 (OP)
microwaved exploded hotdog lookin ass

>>128036491 (OP)
YOU CAN DO ALL THESE THINGS THAT I HAVE SAID
BUT I AINT GONNA BE NO SQUAREHEAD

>>128036491 (OP)
>varicose veins
Was he on TRT back then?

>>128036491 (OP)
Damn, he took the ending of The Substance too literal.

>>128036491 (OP)
realistically how could one even fix that? botox bathtub? full body skin tightening?

>>128037372
gain weight imo

>>128037372
Stop being old.

>>128037372
he fucked the collagen of his skin by sun bathing too much after 40 tanning with natural sun is objectively a bad idea

the closer you get to 40 your skin stops having the same elasticity and repair to it so just dont mess it up with sun or you will lose YOUTH
and QUICK!

>>128036491 (OP)
ol' skinny Jim will outlive all his contemporaries, he will get to 100 by the power of heroin and cocaine

>>128037372
Wear a shirt

>>128037425
caring this much about "youth" is incredibly gay and troon-coded. can't expect nothing less from a haileyfag

>>128037451
no its not
if you havent got married it does matter a lot

>>128037372
TRT and lifting heavy at the gym. Muscle is gonna give shape to the shitty loose skin.

>>128037493
Chicks are more likely to not marry you because you're a neurotic fag than they are to marry you because you have smooth skin.

>>128037558
>taking care of your skin before sleeping is LE NEUROTIC
Brother... What.
Literally just wash your face with some Korean Skin products, then go to sleep & thats it, whats so neurotic about it.

How the hell do you even sleep with a greasy oily skin face its uncomfortable asf, especially when your nose is greasy.

nose grease can rub off on your pillow and get on your eyelashes increasing the chance of an ocular infection

>>128037587
>Korean Skin products
I can hear the pussies drying up right now.

>>128037618
ok, just dont tell women you use skin products before sleeping and thats it.

>omg your skin is so hot and young
thanks (and you dont reveal you do that before hitting bed)
first rule of looksmaxxing is to never say that you are looksmaxxing. Bitches just like you more and you make it seem effortless.

>>128037637
>omg your skin is so hot and young
No woman has ever said this.

>>128037676
No woman wants a wrinkled up balding uggo, sorry gramps

>>128037857
You're gay

one of the greatest albums of all time

>>128037587
>skin care
Gay or a woman you have no wife

>>128038047
straight and no wife. i must looksmaxx to get a wife to have kids with. then stop caring about my appearance.

>>128038053
Nigga, bitches want men who do things.

Iggy Pop is great. You can feel the scared hoes ITT

>>128038053
I gotta agree with >>128038157 bro ain't no women want a dainty prince unless she's like a 500lb simpette.
>n-no I'm pretty and buff like jojo!
Yeah we both know that ain't true so don't even try it cuh you're probably a scrawny ass skinny ass stinky ass twink. Women take a 3 hour bathroom break to do simple shit they don't wanna wait for your zesty ass too.

>>128037372
fix what?

>>128036491 (OP)
that is pretty rock 'n' roll, not giving a fuck that you no longer look 21 and just singing your songs and doing whatever the fuck you want
props to him