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Anonymous No.128047417 [Report] >>128047457 >>128047584 >>128048479 >>128049083 >>128049138 >>128049208 >>128049567 >>128052808 >>128052861 >>128053455 >>128053482 >>128053691 >>128053706 >>128054610 >>128054741 >>128056992 >>128057252 >>128057900 >>128058376 >>128061200 >>128061236 >>128062648 >>128062660 >>128067802
im too dumb to get jazz
Anonymous No.128047457 [Report] >>128056223
>>128047417 (OP)
>im too dumb to get jazz
you are not
Jazz is just overrated
Anonymous No.128047463 [Report] >>128047525 >>128057018 >>128059130
I didn't get it until I started learning how to play jazz, then I was like "damn this is the greatest shit I've ever heard"
now, people who listen to jazz but don't play an instrument, I'll never understand
Anonymous No.128047525 [Report]
>>128047463
yea pretty much this

you have to actually play jazz to "get jazz". try improvising and you start to appreciate how deep the rabbit hole really goes.
Anonymous No.128047559 [Report] >>128057018 >>128058934
enjoying listening to music isn't about getting it. most people who enjoyed Bach in his own time had no understanding of music theory. even today, most people couldn't explain Coltrane but like it more than some jazz musicians who could.
Anonymous No.128047584 [Report]
>>128047417 (OP)
I'm pretty sure you can get into some Brubeck, Baker, Coltrane, Mingus or early Miles
Anonymous No.128048479 [Report]
>>128047417 (OP)
Listen to more.
Anonymous No.128048925 [Report]
i'm too young to get jazz (i'm 40)
Anonymous No.128049083 [Report] >>128049110
>>128047417 (OP)
its just improv
thats it
like in Guitar "battles" some faggot plays something, then you respond to it like having a back and forth convrsation. Most Jazz is slop due to it because its just retards throwing whatever goes.

Really makes you think that humanity cant make good shit just by improv. They need to have a structured plan. Its way better to have something planned. Jazz will never be as good as Rock.
Anonymous No.128049110 [Report] >>128049145
>>128049083
>its just improv
no it's not
Anonymous No.128049138 [Report] >>128051391 >>128051434 >>128058658
>>128047417 (OP)
Nah, you can just admit Bobby Hutcherson and Andrew Hill are overrated instead
Anonymous No.128049145 [Report] >>128049178 >>128049543 >>128057018
>>128049110
stfu faggot eeem actkually its more complicated
its improv who gives a fuck its overrated
Anonymous No.128049178 [Report]
>>128049145
>its more complicated
true
Anonymous No.128049208 [Report]
>>128047417 (OP)
only good jazz is dixieland, big band, and swing
Anonymous No.128049543 [Report]
>>128049145
>dear chatgpt, please give me the answer that I want
Oh no no...
Anonymous No.128049567 [Report]
>>128047417 (OP)
maybe jazz is too dumb to get into you
Anonymous No.128051391 [Report]
>>128049138
I would love for you to explain how Andrew Hill is overrated and which recording of his you familiarized yourself with to lead to this opinion. Not even sarcasm

Op is not too dumb. Jazz is a very diverse genre, I’m sure there’s something OP could enjoy, such as rubato solo piano, fusion, Brainfeeder records stuff, or more ambient stuff with synths, ECM records, etc
Anonymous No.128051434 [Report] >>128051563
>>128049138
this is a very heavy track by Hill + Hutcherson

metal AF

might change your mind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkzazhbDUw8&list=RDrkzazhbDUw8&start_radio=1
Anonymous No.128051563 [Report] >>128051827 >>128057005
>>128051434
This is horrible. It's just a fucking jam session with a bunch of wankers.

Good jazz is when it's within a song structure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWbpP1pl7EE
Anonymous No.128051827 [Report]
>>128051563
Even though the song you posted is also great, you're technically incorrect.

Both of these songs have the same amount of structure - melody statement over a set length harmonic form that is then repeated as a background for the soloists. The melody in the Andrew Hill piece starts at 1:04 and happens again at the end at 8:10. You can use the blatant bass ostinato outlining the harmony to help you if you're too stupid. I think you mistook the intro vamp as a jam, but it's giving Elvin Jones a chance to set up the odd meter time.

If you have differing tastes that's fine, but you should know that the song structure isn't the problem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAoZoCkUYMo
Anonymous No.128051840 [Report] >>128052456
One day I simply woke up and realized I like cafe music. It was that abrupt.
Anonymous No.128052456 [Report]
>>128051840
i heard monk. i had to listen to jazz every day of my life after that and im slowly losing interest in most other music
Anonymous No.128052475 [Report]
I'm too smart for classical
Anonymous No.128052808 [Report]
>>128047417 (OP)
No you're not, and here's proof that no one is.
https://youtu.be/frZAL0YRDJ0
https://youtu.be/x1jox15QyWI
Anonymous No.128052861 [Report] >>128053001
>>128047417 (OP)
Lol, that's because jazz isn't something you "get", jazz is something you feel. 9 times out of 10, if you're not black or someone of color you aren't gonna resonate with jazz. It's pain music. Depressive music. Struggle music. It's the music slaves used to sing working in the fields. It's not in your blood. It's not for you to get. Just like blacks don't get metal or gothic music.
Anonymous No.128053001 [Report]
>>128052861
ebin
Anonymous No.128053455 [Report]
>>128047417 (OP)
One thing about jazz (it’s not meant to be taken seriously)

T. Guy who couldn’t jazz drum for shit then started playing it as a joke n then had it click immediately
Craig T. Nelson No.128053481 [Report]
You're trying to hard, per usual. Relax, son!
Anonymous No.128053482 [Report] >>128053499
>>128047417 (OP)
there is nothing to"get" either you fuck with it or not, its just music. jazz is tryhard bs anyway, like its just entertainment dawg its not that fucking serious.
Anonymous No.128053499 [Report] >>128057387
>>128053482
theres a lot to get, the more you listen to it, the more you get and it doesnt seem to stop
Anonymous No.128053691 [Report] >>128057040
>>128047417 (OP)
is jazz the ultimate proof that democracy doesn't work?
authoritarian rock where some Chad dictatorially sets the song theme and structure the band must follow mogs jazz where every dumb ass is free to flutter off in every stupid direction.
Anonymous No.128053706 [Report] >>128058514 >>128059566
>>128047417 (OP)
you dont listen to jazz with headphones, its glorified background music
Anonymous No.128053747 [Report] >>128058934
I don't get the whole jazz is for smart people thing. It's just sounds. Just listen to it, if it sounds good it's good.
Anonymous No.128053788 [Report] >>128055721 >>128072571
Jazz that even retards can enjoy
Donald Byrd
Chuck Mangione
Dave Holland
Art Blakey
David Binney
You know who sucks? Anthony Braxton, his shit makes my head hurt.
Anonymous No.128054032 [Report] >>128058940 >>128059580
if jazz sounds great if you "get it" then how do you get from A to B the quickest? are there people who just naturally live their lives in a such a way that they dont have to go through that process at all, maybe not even a little bit? or is thinking about efficiency when it comes to this kind of stuff just missing the point of music entirely? how do you get into starting the "no process" process?
Anonymous No.128054610 [Report]
>>128047417 (OP)
If its something youre genuinely interested in just keep trying. The more you hear the better it gets
Anonymous No.128054741 [Report]
>>128047417 (OP)
Well then you're truly fucked when it comes to classical
Anonymous No.128055721 [Report] >>128073992
>>128053788
Anthony Braxton has hundreds of compositions, maybe one day you will find one that is not too cacophonous for you ...

some of the tunes from the Arista LPs in the 70s are more approachable, for instance

Believe it or not, Braxton actually has a chill record with Dave Holland that you might like, there's some memorable melodies on there ... maybe the spectral improvisations will disinterest you but the compositions are gorgeous either way
Anonymous No.128056223 [Report] >>128057005
>>128047457
I can understand that Ahmad Jamal is not for everyone.
Anonymous No.128056980 [Report]
>oh look it's this thread again
Anonymous No.128056992 [Report]
>>128047417 (OP)
Listen to white people, Jazz you'll get it
Anonymous No.128057005 [Report] >>128057060
>>128056223
he's super accessible lmao
>>128051563
that song did have structure retard. maybe stick to anime soundtracks
Anonymous No.128057018 [Report]
>>128047463
99% of all jazz listeners can do this. You just have a handicap and are coping.
>>128047559
this
>>128049145
you want to be smart so bad
Anonymous No.128057040 [Report]
>>128053691
>where every dumb ass is free to flutter off in every stupid direction
most jazz isn't free-form you retarded poser
Anonymous No.128057060 [Report]
>>128057005
>he's super accessible lmao
true
op if you don't like that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW8NQgqYoVQ you're just retarded
Anonymous No.128057252 [Report]
>>128047417 (OP)
take Gondwana pill
Anonymous No.128057387 [Report] >>128057896
>>128053499
tonly if you're a person that is trying to learn to play jazz. if you're just a consumer no, its just entertainment noise.
Anonymous No.128057896 [Report]
>>128057387
sure thing retard
Anonymous No.128057900 [Report] >>128058295
>>128047417 (OP)
jazz is good and fun to play the problem is just that 95% of it is soulless wank. stay away from bebop
Anonymous No.128058295 [Report]
>>128057900
bebop piano is fine, it's bebop horns that are fucking awful. stay away from most fusion as well
Anonymous No.128058376 [Report]
>>128047417 (OP)
Listening to Jazz rn as I type this post kek
Anonymous No.128058514 [Report]
>>128053706
this
Anonymous No.128058658 [Report] >>128059580
>>128049138
i cant stand bobby hutcherson and i will turn a record off if hes playing on it more often than not but i quite like milt jackson https://youtu.be/xBgU4vzXVHM
Anonymous No.128058934 [Report] >>128058944
>>128047559
>he thinks "getting it" refers to understanding music theory
dumbest shit I've ever heard
>>128053747
You're too dumb to even understand that there's something to get
Anonymous No.128058940 [Report]
>>128054032
It's much easier if you go chronologically
Anonymous No.128058944 [Report] >>128059149
>>128058934
>dumbest shit I've ever heard
by all means, what does it mean to "get" a piece of music? how would you know that someone truly "gets" it without reducing its meaning to simply enjoying listening to it?
Anonymous No.128059130 [Report] >>128059171 >>128059592
>>128047463
I've never met a non musician that enjoys jazz. The closest I've come is someone who sang in their youth but mostly stopped as an adult, but she loves dancing to it in clubs and performs to it in her burlesque.
Anonymous No.128059149 [Report] >>128059253
>>128058944
You get it if you are able to follow it, and yes, enjoy it. It sounds incomprehensible if you don't get it.
But understanding music theory, etc, isn't at all necessary. Getting it is about the sound, not the explanation behind the sound.
You make listening to jazz sound like an academic exercise.
Anonymous No.128059171 [Report]
>>128059130
That's because musicians tend to have q better ear for music, as developed through performance practice. Jazz is complex, so that makes it easier.
You don't need to be a musician, it does help
Anonymous No.128059253 [Report] >>128059305 >>128061177
>>128059149
>able to follow it
meaning what, exactly? what would be proof that I can follow Giant Steps, say? can you "follow" a song but *not* enjoy listening to it?
>and yes, enjoy it
this is the problem. when you use the phrase "getting" something, you're implying that there's some sort of knowledge you possess, some understanding. which is why I asked what evidence there would be other than simply enjoying it, some sort of verifiable knowledge you possess, but as far as what you haven't clearly laid that out
>You make listening to jazz sound like an academic exercise.
I only bring up theory because, again, the implication of knowledge - I don't think you need any sort of knowledge to enjoy music.
Anonymous No.128059305 [Report]
>>128059253
>as far as what you haven't clearly laid that out
*as far as what you've said thus far
Anonymous No.128059365 [Report] >>128059458 >>128059606
it has more meaning to play than to listen to.
Anonymous No.128059458 [Report] >>128059520
>>128059365
being a good jazz musician is all about being a good listener
Anonymous No.128059520 [Report] >>128062630 >>128069483
>>128059458
what?
Anonymous No.128059566 [Report]
>>128053706
if you mean smooth jazz and jazz fusion then correct
Anonymous No.128059580 [Report]
>>128054032
how about stop thinking about it, retard. jazz is the worst kind of music for overthinkers with maybe the exception of classical. save that faggot shit for prog rock and tech death
>>128058658
I like bobby but milt mogs him free
Anonymous No.128059592 [Report] >>128060609
>>128059130
>I've never met a non musician that enjoys jazz.
Who cares what or who you've met? I used to attend live jazz festivals all the time with thousands of non-musicians who love the music. You sound extremely retarded.
Anonymous No.128059606 [Report]
>>128059365
pretentious cope but keep telling yourself what your ego need to hear.
Anonymous No.128060609 [Report] >>128066172
>>128059592
Do you not see the message I'm responding to you pathetic troll? Go cry that your daddy didn't hug you or whatever instead of bothering people, faggot.
Anonymous No.128060794 [Report]
When it comes to jazz, alot of it is performers playing around with harmony and melody. When you get to a solo section keep the melody and chords in mind. You'll be able to hear what they're doing much more easily. Try singing a melody around the chords as well. People say jazz is background music but I always found it really engaging for this reason
Anonymous No.128061177 [Report] >>128061479
>>128059253
>meaning what
Are you autistic or what? You want to make this some deep semantic philosophical discussion? Most people know what it means to "get" something. To recognize what it is trying to communicate. For the average person giant steps is too fast and they can't follow it. They can't even tell when the chords start from the beginning.
>can you "follow" a song but *not* enjoy listening to it?
Yes
>you haven't clearly laid that out
I don't have to. I don't have to explain the mechanisms of human perception to you. I don't have to prove things that are recognizable intuitively.
>I don't think you need any sort of knowledge to enjoy music.
It's not "knowledge" it's ability to perceive and remember patterns. As well as building a vocabulary of patterns you've heard before. There's a reason repeated listening makes it better
Anonymous No.128061200 [Report]
>>128047417 (OP)
there's nothing to get. jazz is just garbage people pretend to like to seem interesting or intelligent
Anonymous No.128061236 [Report]
>>128047417 (OP)
just play notes and claim its free-form noise-jazz..... wow you're now a musician
Anonymous No.128061479 [Report] >>128062324
>>128061177
>You want to make this some deep semantic philosophical discussion?
we have a disagreement about what certain terms mean, naturally semantics is going to come up
>Most people know what it means to "get" something.
that's just an appeal to common sense
>To recognize what it is trying to communicate.
if that's what it means to "follow" a song, you're still not saying much of anything. how do you know in a given instance where you enjoy listening to a song that you "recognize what it is trying to communicate", as opposed to one or more different, unconscious processes going on that result in your enjoyment, and that you aren't simply rationalizing your enjoyment? if your evidence is the enjoyment itself, then all you're saying is "to "get" a song is to enjoy it" which just means you're saying "enjoying a song = enjoying a song" which is a hollow definition.
>Yes
then that can't be part of your definition, if it's not necessary
>I don't have to. I don't have to explain the mechanisms of human perception to you. I don't have to prove things that are recognizable intuitively.
no one said you had to, but by the same token if you can't properly explain something without a circular definition, then there's no reason to assume you actually understand what you're talking about
>it's ability to perceive and remember patterns. As well as building a vocabulary of patterns you've heard before. There's a reason repeated listening makes it better
then how do you explain people who have a favorite artist but don't like every single one of their songs/pieces - even after multiple listens? to stick with Coltrane, presumably you'd agree there are people who like a large majority of his work, but not every single song. and even on one of their favorite albums there are bound to be songs they aren't particularly moved by: you're saying that for those few songs they somehow don't have the ability to perceive and remember the patters and see how they compare to his other songs?
Anonymous No.128062324 [Report]
>>128061479
>then that can't be part of your definition, if it's not necessary
looking back, this is a bit unclear, so I'll try to clarify. when I asked how we know that someone "gets" a piece of music, you said it's about being able to "follow" it and enjoy it. but if you can follow it but not enjoy it, then that begs the question what is necessary for enjoying a piece of music: as on one hand you say that it's about "perceiving and remembering patters" (following), but if that doesn't always result in enjoyment then it's not clear what you think is also at play.
Anonymous No.128062630 [Report] >>128062670
>>128059520
He's absolutely right. Being a good jazz musician is almost solely predicated on how well you listen to the musicians you're playing with
Anonymous No.128062648 [Report] >>128066172
>>128047417 (OP)
females tend to be better at jazz imo
yet you never hear much about all the amazing females doing jazz
maybe you just don't get females gayboi
Anonymous No.128062660 [Report] >>128066148
>>128047417 (OP)
Nobody actually "gets" jazz, we just pretend to get it in order to appear sophisticated.
Anonymous No.128062670 [Report]
>>128062630
I always figured it was predicated on your heroin intake.
Anonymous No.128066148 [Report]
>>128062660
only white people do this
Anonymous No.128066172 [Report]
>>128060609
wow you give up easily kek
>>128062648
this has more to do with mainstream media whores bitching about how jazz is still a boys only club which hasnt been true for decades. as usual, journalists are out of touch retards
Anonymous No.128067802 [Report] >>128069379
>>128047417 (OP)
If you are on the spectrum then it's normal to dislike "le random noises xDD" and actually express your feelings
If you are normal but insecure you pretend to like it because the genre has an intellectual aura around it
Anonymous No.128068560 [Report]
I'm too smart for pop.
Anonymous No.128069379 [Report]
>>128067802
Maybe the low IQ monkeys who ever bothered to pretend liking it need to stop projecting so that real jazz fans can enjoy the sweet sounds in peace
Anonymous No.128069483 [Report]
>>128059520
i think he's talking about interplay or call and response, very basic fundamentals in jazz
Anonymous No.128071596 [Report]
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Anonymous No.128071686 [Report]
there's nothing to get, it just sounds good
Anonymous No.128072571 [Report]
>>128053788
>You know who sucks? Anthony Braxton, his shit makes my head hurt
Holy filtered. To those who have taste, have you ever heard his collab with Wolf Eyes? Interesting shit that I'd never expect.
Anonymous No.128072806 [Report]
If you start referring to it as The Jazz it will help in your understanding OP
Anonymous No.128073992 [Report]
>>128055721
This I did like, thanks for the rec. I jumped in with picrel, which is a mid 70s Arista release, and I was put off by some of the electronic fuckery. Maybe I'll try another one.