Thread 128057750

whats the announcement going to be moo?

>>128057750 (OP)
Travis Kelce is going by Tammy and uses she/they pronouns

>>128057750 (OP)
Pregnant. Possibly adopting a Burmese girl.

my prediction is that she will present her anus to the camera and fart out balls with letters on them. the host will pick up each ball as it falls and read out the letter, letting the viewers at home spell out the message. what that message could be is beyond me

>>128057785
why would that be your prediction?

babby and retirement form music.

Ill be happy because then the music industry will die, tay tay carrying that shit on her back

>>128057808
that makes sense, thank you

>>128057824
you're welcome

>>128057750 (OP)
Bringing the Eras tour back as she doesn't want Coldplay to break her record

>>128058160
She already stated she isn't gonna tour because she's too tired.

>>128058160
yeah right Coldplay isn't selling out a stadium in my city 3 nights in a row
Taylor Swift was bigger than the Indianapolis 500

>>128057785
disney wouldn't allow this to be broadcasted on their programming plus they could get in a lot of legal trouble from the fcc if they were to do this so I'm going to have to call into question your prediction

>>128057750 (OP)
She is pregnant, this is why she is supposedly "going MAGA conservative" according to rumors. Women don't go right wing until they get pregnant.

If this is too juicy a scoop for GMA then its probably some softbally shit like a Las Vegas residency because it goes with her showgirl theme.

>>128057750 (OP)
Also I forgot to say this but if she says she is pregnant then you will have the greatest bull market in women spreading their legs to you that has ever been in male history since the Baby Boom. Its going to be Baby Boom 3 (I think Millennial gen was BB2?).

>>128057750 (OP)

She made a movie about her new album release that was shown in theaters. She is going to announce its available on streaming platforms such as Disney +

>>128057750 (OP)
She's pregnant with my baby.

>>128057750 (OP)
That she'll be rage releasing a double album and self titled next month because an AI generated K-pop song is preventing a top 10 hot 100 shutout. That'll be the flying dagger that grazes the self-proclaimed god's face. She will see her own blood, contemplate her mortality in the music industry, and then go berserk. Taylor was merely running her fingers through her idiotic fans' pockets this go around, but next time, they're getting held upside down and shaken for every last grimy penny.

>>128057750 (OP)
Crossing my fingers for a live suicide.

>>128057750 (OP)
that there'll be no tour but 15 added variants of her latest album

its mew not moo

>>128057750 (OP)
she is pregnant (with the Antichrist)

>>128057750 (OP)
That he was a man all along. I mean, look at that jawline, it is not fooling me.

She's going to apologize to Luis Miguel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBVCalUh5bo

>>128057785
this seems likely

10 minute tirade about how much she hates Charli and how mean her fans are.

She announces that she's a lesbian like everyone already knows we think it. Travis is also gay.

hopefully its that she is going to fuck off and never come back

>>128057750 (OP)
> Tour
> Pregnant
> Wedding Date
> Taylor Swift (Taylor's Version)
> Emergency new album
Which one, cowboys?

>>128057807
> The girl obsessed with the number thirteen
> Retiring at album 12
I'm skeptical

>>128058318
Taylor got special permission from the FCC and they can't afford to pass on the brand synergy

>>128057750 (OP)
That Charli xcx is the real winner

the industry will be over if she retires. only swifties still buy physical albums and the other artists don’t have demand.

>>128057808
La JeTayTay

>>128058360
Filmed in Vancouver, by the way.

>>128057750 (OP)
Hopefully reputation (Taylor's Version).

There’s no money in her having a baby

>>128063414
This lavender marriage with Travis Kelce will make her a trillionaire.

>>128063429
Her divorce album will sell like crazy

>>128063439
she’s a smart girl

>>128063419
Boooooooooo. I really want the same treatment for reputation that she did for Red (Taylor's Version), with like 1+ hours of bonus tracks and some lengthy remixes like the All Too Well 10 min version.

The Eras Tour documentary on Disney+
December 12th
https://youtu.be/YF6jaBeBMIk

>>128058337
Preggo at 35 is guaranteed downie or autism

Taylor ditching Travis. taylor linking up with BarronTrump, tit for tat tipped for top tik tok spot. need it or keep it?

>>128063303
I wish this chick was hotter. I like bitchy girls.

>>128064571
didn't women in olden days have kids almost up to menopause?

>>128064571
No it isn't

>>128064571
You know autism isn't a real disease, right?

>>128064839
I hear that if you _started_ at 35 there's a higher risk of having a potato baby. Those women started much younger and any kid they had at 35 was probably the 4th or 5th one.

>>128057750 (OP)
Okay so what’s the big news

Preggo at 35 with a bastard child?

>>128057750 (OP)
The same announcement that always comes after someone releases a new album: another tour.

>>128064761
She dumps him when his pro career as the league's alpha superstar player ends where she'll then pull a "Gisselle Buchenden" and find any BS excuse to bail on the marriage.

>>128064571
My mom had me at 37 and I’m a genius.

>>128057785
Fucking hell, why did this make me kek so much

>>128066110
Because you’re an idiot

she's announcing TND

>>128057785
N…….lets see the next ball
I……….so exciting!
G……..Good Morning America!
G……..god heavens!
A………oh my!!!

>>128066451
loool

>>128063397
I get why everyone thinks she would do this, and I know she would make money, but Reputation was the first album with her new studio that she already owned. It wasn't a part of the Masters heist. The only one left is Taylor Swift (Debut).

Honestly I think she's just not going to do anymore because she bought her master's back so there's no need to anymore and she doesn't want to open the can of worms about her fake accent.

>>128065386
A documentary about the Eras Tour

lame, i thought she was going to announce a Las Vegas residency given her album title and the latest images....

>>128067393
she really doesn't have anything to talk about anymore until she has a baby and becomes a mother

So what was it, /mu/?

>>128067634
I fucked her

>>128067634
A documentary about the Eras Tour on Disney+

She’s going after our kids since she won’t be having any

>>128057750 (OP)
She will release her version of one night in paris.

Travis hit that egg on a seem with da seed. Rich forever now

>>128057750 (OP)
She wrote one of her own songs for the first time.