Thread 128085537

Say Caroline, I hear you like 'em young

You'll Cowards Don't Even Watch Bizaardvark

Short hair Dua Lipa with short hair

>>128085565
Please Anon, I can’t keep nutting to this. It’s too much

>>128085569
>he's circumcised

after years of donating to lgbtq they finally found a cure!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buCBoUzQagM

>>128085547
Sky Ferreira deserved the career she had/has

>>128085647
she doesn’t deserve anything, she’s a stupid crackhead

The cure is Bagels that went viral?

I cant even make cum for Sky anymore :-/

>>128085647
Sky isn’t as hot or interesting

>>128085638
>it's curved

>>128085707
>he lasts 8 seconds (it didn't even go in)

>>128085701
I need bros lookmaxxing guide

>>128085766
>he can't stay hard

Im going to have sex with a Filipina hooker this weekend.

>>128086007
this crybaby ass Admin responds to every celebrity that criticizes them baka

>>128085835
>he falls asleep mid stroke

>>128085537 (OP)
>Sabrina has never had a general
>Oliviafag makes a general
>Sabrinafag does the same a day later

Why are they so insecure?

Sabrina

Imagine waking up next to this

>>128086066
horrifying

>>128086072
?

Imagine waking up next to this

>>128086097
Damn lorde is built like THAT?

>>128086122
she's "packing", as they say

>>128086108
There would be an eggroll poop in the bed

>>128086097
Ive spurted to this set a couple of times
Not my proudest fap, butt enjoyable

>

>>128086212
I really want an anime style Olivia vomiting heavy green vomit

>>128086462
saved, maybe op pic for the next general

Olivia midrigo

>>128086481
No I hate it

>liv will never vomit all over my dick
Horrendous pain

>>128086508
Cope and seethe.

>>128086488
ok Taylor

>>128086520
>>128086514

At least the file name is accurate, retarded facial expressions are kinda funny.

>>128086029
>he strokes mid sleep

don't eat that liv!!!!

>>128086654
>can't stop slurping

>>128086633
I would marry that

>>128086633
can someone tribute this

>>128086066
I'd much rather wake up next to lorde than midlivia, the jeet spamming her needs to get rangebanned

A certain blonde pop star — known for turning nostalgic throwbacks into glittery chart-toppers — may have quietly set her sights on a sultry brunette singer, infamous for her provocative queer anthems that often spark buzz online. Though the two aren’t part of the same friend group, the blonde showed interest a while back, leaving a few strategic likes and comments on the other’s posts. She also seemed keen on attending events the other artist was expected at, though scheduling conflicts (or maybe nerves) kept her from making a move. For now, they remain in separate social circles — but according to a source close to the blonde, the curiosity was very real. And it might not be over.

>>128086281
This is one of the funniest AI generated slops I've seen. Who would have thought /wpop/ can be funny.

>‘The Life of a Showgirl’ by @taylorswift13 predicted to face the largest sales week decline in US history. (Down 97% or -3.37M) [via: @HITSDD]
loooool everyone laugh at "tay tay"

My beautiful wife Maya Sohodoll

>>128088644
flop of the year

>>128088644
I wish Taylor Swift would fucking die

I'd gladly fuck her to death

Ashnikko is fun, been listening to demidevil again

Ashnikko is fun, been torturing to demidevil again

>>128090494
ah, that's better

<3

>>128090675
go on, we're listening

Polachek's pits and tummy make me go feral

>>128091215
Come back when youre 18, stop posting

These bells are my mating call and I'm here
Bell's waiting, and tell Lady
Gaga, she can quit her job at the post office, she's still a male lady

I saw Chappell Roan at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now BITCH?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>128091662
I saw Chappell Roan's ass at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to see her ass in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos of her ass or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now BITCH?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and pushing her butt in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her cheeks jiggling as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors without paying and her giant ass is too big to fit through the door.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pushing her fat ass meat through and pretended not to hear her, but eventually turned her backside around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any gravitational infetterence,” due to her ass size, and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by farting really loudly.

>>128088955
Fuzzy Maya sweater, Tiny Maya lamp

>>128085707
Nice unibrow

>>128085638
lol no, Olivia is a foreskin queen.

I just want to eat Olivia's butthole and buy her snacks

Mmm Olivia butthole corn

>>128092355
buy her snacks first so her butthole is extra tasty later!

>>128092478
This picture had toes. Get your shit together motherfucker! Its like you dont even beat your nutsack purple and blue for Olivia toe cleavage.

>>128085537 (OP)
How does she trigger /mu/ so easily?
>>128078054

I'd have really good Bed Chem with Sabrina Carpenter if you know what I mean.....

lil tay tay

/chapellivie/

>>128092906
>>128087602
>>128085629
Ever get the feeling these people hate each other?

>>128092941
Liv doesn't hate anyone

>>128092916
how do i sign up

I listened to Desire I Want to Turn Into You for the first time yesterday and now i've had it on loop at work all day. I see the vision.

i just listened to Caroline’s album in full for the first time whilst trying on a load of outfits in my room. ugh wow I CANT EVEN. visionary. beautiful. courageous. bold. fearless. perfect album

>grok got updated and doesnt generate a proper caroline image
its over....

>>128093069
the pedophilia escaping her body the moment she escapes Elon's clutches

>>128085537 (OP)
I require an explanation why both Olivia and Sabrina got generals all of a sudden when they never had them before? What changed?

mogs

Lemme hold a couple dollars

>>128093179
We realized they're both beautiful young women who deserve more recognition

rescueliltooly

oppa gangnam style

Mikey Madison General

>>128093622
>Anora Menorah

>>128093330
he’s so hot

Elizabeth Taytay

oi lov lov westuhns

choli dw

Tooly at criterion closet

Some cinephile Charlotte

>>>/tv/215260144
ADDY :3

>>128094765
>the shrouds
based

nadyarli inc disposable vapes

Tried to sell this nigga Randy Marsh weed and I got finessed with a tooly buck

I love Madison Beer

Drinking beer for Madison

drinking Mikey's Maddison

beer4beer

>>128096130
a man can dream

>>128096130
YAYUUH BROTHURR

Some yeasty 8% abv Jewish

Pinkpantheress should produce and star in POV porn imo

Dua Lipa kissy face

Dua Lipa licky face

I come and I go

?

They shat on a nigga man!!

Kissing Dua Lipa's butthole

Dua Lipa pizza lips

>

I wanna marry Dua Lipa :-(

I want Dua to Lipa me sooooooo badly

pizzahut, more like pizza slut

Taking a smelly pizza poop in Dua Lipa's private jet bathroom

>>128097927
imagine eating pizza in your private jet

Idk who D’Angelo is

>>128098201
me either
i guess im just next level hipster not knowing who the fuck that happens to he

blaire white looking ass bitch

>>128098394
VS was boring tbqh

>>128098454
Hot

D’Angelo was getting his dick sucked in the (How Does It Feel) Untitled video back in the day

Sucks on dick
Does it real good

>>128099047
good song

>Alanis Morrissette mentions Olivia on a recent interview with Los Angeles Times
>“I’m always blown away by [the new generation], and then I see people like Olivia and I just think, ‘Oh, everything’s going to be okay. We’re all going to be okay if Olivia exists; we’re good.’”

>>128099570
Did they...?

>>128099592
>musicians ON musicians
i think they might've...

>>128099570
mid recognize mid

>>128098473
I liked it

>film debut flops
>band never took off
Jews can’t stop losing

Jagged Little Rodrigo

>>128099696
did they... ?

>>128099729
‘fraid so

>>128099696
https://youtu.be/Ni44FwTgvzo?si=e-ZtaHp_8b9GVkx8

>>128099696
this chick's like a 5/10 in any other context but she's really fuckable in licorice pizza for some reason

The Dua Lipa Pizza Pyramid

>>128092941
Chappell does hate her fans

they got me cuh
where the homies at
im right here at compton swap meet right here at long beach pull up right now come get me right now
dead homies

Im gonna visit Coolio's grave in my 6 fo' low rider and make love to a big women inside his grand mausoleum

cooly

>>128099592
Imagine how hot that would be.

>>128102405
b-but I thought... but they were supposed to be...

>>128099618
Olivia watch out I think that horse is rabid!

>>128085537 (OP)
S-tier: Kate Bush, Lana del Rey, Charli XCX, Björk, Phoebe Bridgers, Chappell Roan, Lorde, Mitski, Beyoncé, Rosalía, Julia Holter, SZA

A-tier: Carly Rae Jepsen, Grimes, Billie Eilish, Hayley Williams, PinkPantheress, Olivia Rodrigo, Lady Gaga, Mariko Goto, Adele, Kali Uchis, Mariah Carey, Clairo, Madonna

B-tier: Dua Lipa, Ariana Grande, Maggie Rogers, Halsey, Addison Rae, Agnetha Fältskog, Karen Carpenter, Amy Lee, Rihanna, Shakira, Taylor Momsen, Britney Spears, Lights, Aly & AJ, Tegan & Sara, Poppy, Emily Haines

C-tier: Taylor Swift, Doja Cat, Sabrina Carpenter, Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, Elle Goulding, Megan Thee Stallion, Zara Larsson, Alessia Cara

D-tier: Tate McRae, Ava Max, P!nk, Becky G, Becky Hill

Trash-tier: Ashnikko, Ice Spice, Nicki Minaj, Sia, Selena Gomez, Katy Perry, Cardi B, Camila Cabello, Anitta, Meghan Trainor, Anne-Marie, Bebe Rexha, Rita Ora

Torture-tier: Ashnikko

>>128103404
kylie minogue belongs in s-tier PLUS

>>128103404
>>128103431
She will always be Cammy to me. Under AOTY, she falls into B-tier. I agree with you, though. In my heart of hearts, she'll be S-tier even though I don't exactly care for her music.

>>128103404
Julia Holter with khias like Lorde and Shityonce doesn't make any sense

>>128103708
>Beyoncé
>Khia
I don't like Beyoncé either, but m8, c'mon. She's the biggest selling solo artist and most prominent socialite in the Pop world. She's far from irrelevant

>97% drop
taylor is the khia flop actually

>>128103840
She'll still sell millions. Stop calling successful stars Khias

>*begins pissing*
Aaaahhhhhh

>>128104939
Repulsive!

>>128103823
Adele who hasn't put out a song in like 4 years has a third of the albums has like twice the sales. She's also irrelevant in the streaming landscape. Outside of the US she's a complete nobody and even in the US she's seen as more of a legacy act.

There’s no demand for album sales in 2025 and Taylor’s new album proves it

choli brot highest selling album of all time

I've never seen a Taylor Swift fan
She’s in the big three, right next to Drake and Michael Jackson , but never in my life have I seen someone say that they like Taylor Swift.

>>128105243
I like Taylor Swift

>>128105243
Monoculture is dead. It started dying around the late 2000s and completely died by the late 2010s. Back in the 80s, no one would believe you if you claimed to have never heard a Michael Jackson song. Nowadays, there's tons of people who have never heard a Drake or Taylor song despite them being the current best selling artists on earth. People have much more control over what music they hear since they don't have to rely solely on the radio to discover new music like before.

>>128105243
she's a fraud and a shitty artist but this is pure cope, you've never met a swiftie irl?

tayfraud

>>128105372
Not him but I've also never met a Taylor Swift fan IRL, and I live in California, they bay area specifically, which is faggot central. I've never seen anyone even talk about her throughout my time at college or high school, or at work. Granted I never hung around white women or gays that much, which is probably why.

>>128105363
Then who is buy these albums? Is it money laundering?

>>128103404
>old disgusting irrelevant hag Marina didn't even make the list
can't make this shit up

A-tierv Hayley Williams

danny brown is pop now
rank his discography

Ain't It Fun(ny)

>>128086097
anyone remember the lorde ass video on youtube, w faps

president tooly falling down after being asked about ICE

Taylor Swift’s dad exposed
https://x.com/sowhatsnowim/status/1978091669091225831?s=46

taylor fucked her dad???

>>128107632
fraid so

I had a dream that Sabrina Carpenter stole my tablet and I strangled her until she shit everywhere and the cops followed the trail of liquid poop and caught me.

>>128107608
>being a pedo
PROOFS?

top tier tummy and pits

Charli party

>top tier
>is a jeet

Lol. Lmao even.

Charli party

does charli party even have ONE blunt, or a ballin ass mushroom nigga

>>128108006
thanks for the seizure charles

choli porta potty

loving the taylor nazi era

https://x.com/Swiftsbeatle13/status/1978575424427847890

>>128108056
why is she putting tooly in prone restraint :'(

Way too much fuckin' TV

Taylor Swift ft. Hooligans

>>128107967
A mound of coke as big as a toaster. It's got her brave.

Any cheeseburgers too?

>>128108194
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Xme4N7It8Fk

You are 41
Going on 17
Baby, it's time to think

>>128108352
Say Tay.....

RIP Ace

>>128108722
That’s how she slurps my butthole

>>128108871
I want her womb to slurp my semen

>>128108791
rip, I love the dead or alive games

lil tay is still kidnapped by the mysterious pornographer

>>128092181
>she bites on it

>>128108957
>when you show how you suck cock for her

>"for her"

Cope is fucking oozing from you fags.

sucking cock for lil tay

>>128085537 (OP)
Wait, is this an actual Chairoline?

Hayley Williams

Do you guys actually like pop music or just soft porn?

>>128109156
I only open these threads to look at pictures of Olivia Rodrigo and Dua Lipa.

>>128109156
Both

It’s a slideshow that verges on being softcore porn, but it isn’t that, either!

(Cycling pictures of the Nerd being shocked or doing funny faces with a panda or a bear on a motorbike)

It’s like some kind of experimental art project!

>>128108987
H-hot.

>>128109227
I used to think that was the best episode but looking back 100% of the funny comes from the game itself and not the writing by James and Mike.

>>128109156
All forms of entertainment involves my penis. You should smell me on a Marry-go-round, PEW!

toolytron

me @ olivia
https://youtu.be/XlR9h3VfZf4?si=g3anwZX_lORpamE9

Wow I didn't know shed actually do it :o

>>128109376
Charli Alf

lets drop in on a grooly

>>128109673
ew

Gracie Abrams loved Ace Frehley

>>128109156
The reason i simp so hard for Olivia is because i unironically love her music. It just so happens that she's the prettiest, sexiest, cutest girl on the planet. I also enjoy Billie, Charli, Dua, Chappell, Lana and CRJ's music. I like Sabrina's vibe but i wish her music was better. Used to love Taylor but her music post-covid has been aggressively mid and the fact that she's bogged herself to shit doesn't help.

Chappell

>>128109875
Anon.... ban it.

>>128109875
Is flawless

>>128109925
no I'm sure there's at least one flaw on her if you look close enough

what's the ugliest
part
of your body
(ah, ah, ahhh)

Hayley Nipplliams

AINT IT HAWK

tooly hawk pro skater

sympathy is a hawk

sum ting wong

Dua Lipa Dua Lipa Dua Lipa Dua Lipa Dua Lipa Dua Lipa Dua Lipa Dua Lipa Dua Lipa Dua Lipa Dua Lipa Dua Lipa Dua Lipa Dua Lipa Dua Lipa Dua Lipa Dua Lipa Dua Lipa Dua Lipa Dua Lipa Dua Lipa Dua Lipa Dua Lipa Dua Lipa Ace Frehley

>>128110829
>noticeably sagging
its over