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BILLIE EILISH
Only seen pictures and posters of her but never heard a single song of hers. Is she even real? Is her music actually good?
Anonymous No.128097905 [Report]
https://www.erome.com/a/7MUtzpPe
Anonymous No.128097923 [Report]
>>128097862 (OP)
/mu/ has horrendous taste, you know this by now
https://strawpoll.com/poy9kzowQgJ/
Anonymous No.128097939 [Report] >>128100928 >>128102656
We disavowed her after she came out as racist
Anonymous No.128097953 [Report]
fat tits
Anonymous No.128098039 [Report]
>>128097862 (OP)
>Is her music actually good?
it's nothing extraordinary and won't catch your ear on first listen, but it's not bad either. She has her own style and it works for her.
Anonymous No.128098145 [Report] >>128098241 >>128106849
>>128097862 (OP)
How many different psychiatric drugs do you have to be on to get that look in your eyes?
Anonymous No.128098241 [Report] >>128098320 >>128098325
>>128098145
None, bitch is faking I can tell.
Anonymous No.128098320 [Report]
>>128098241
She always has the same doped-up look like shes staring off into space there's no way she's been faking this whole time. I'm guessing her handlers from Goldberg & Stein Talent Agency keep her on a cocktail of pretty strong "medications". Woman think being on a bunch of zombifying SSRIs and anti-psychotics is cool now thanks to people like her
Anonymous No.128098325 [Report] >>128099034
>>128098241
so she's actually a happy person pretending to be sad?
Anonymous No.128099001 [Report]
Anonymous No.128099024 [Report]
I like the story about how her Insta subscriber count decreased after she showed her boobs
T. Alison No.128099034 [Report]
>>128098325

You can only be so miserable when you're having multiple lez orgies with the finest of fine-ass bitches every week.
Anonymous No.128099266 [Report] >>128099413
there's a twitter account that shows her streaming stats and she's right under swift for being a dominant mega star. could be a potential superbowl performer in a decade. she's def a tier above the rest of the popular singers but a tier below swift
Anonymous No.128099294 [Report]
>>128097862 (OP)
can she show off her tits already
Anonymous No.128099413 [Report] >>128099424 >>128099432
>>128099266
Swift is far too much of a juggernaut at this point, but Billie very well could be the most powerful and successful of the Gen Z stars specifically.
Anonymous No.128099424 [Report]
>>128099413
(I mean to be beaten as far as star power)
Anonymous No.128099428 [Report]
I like the sound of birds of a feather but the song is literally retarded like most women and she explains how she's in an "abusive relationship" but she doesn't mind at the moment because she's so in love and honestly kinda into being abused. Then she went full lesbian for a few months and now she's sucking cock again.
Anonymous No.128099432 [Report] >>128099468
>>128099413
it would really rejuvinate the music industry if every mainstream musicain born before 2000 suddenly died
Anonymous No.128099468 [Report] >>128100641
>>128099432
If that happened the radio would be absolutely nothing but toilet sounds.
Anonymous No.128099476 [Report] >>128100133 >>128100379
>>128097862 (OP)
Skip her first two albums. Latest one is unironically great. I'm sure you've heard birds of a feather but there's some other pretty good songs in there https://youtu.be/am5FI9DkO80
Anonymous No.128100021 [Report]
i have almost never heard good pop music before and i've not heard any of her songs but i doubt she's any different
Anonymous No.128100133 [Report] >>128100328
>>128099476
>what if we made a song where the first half is unbelievably boring so it makes people not listen but we bait-and-switch halfway through and have the 2nd half actually good?

is she retarded?
Anonymous No.128100212 [Report]
>>128097862 (OP)
She looks better than how her songs sound. I guess I like this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFL2bwT9e6c
It reminds of a time I was hopelessly in love with my "cousin"
Anonymous No.128100328 [Report]
>>128100133
this is why the over now extended edit exists.
Anonymous No.128100355 [Report]
>>128097862 (OP)
i've literally only heard that bad guy song that was spammed for like a whole year when i came out and nothing else.
Anonymous No.128100379 [Report]
>>128099476
that song you posted is really good and so is "my future" think I'm kinda into her vibe
Anonymous No.128100620 [Report]
>>128097862 (OP)
Her "music" sucks as, just boring pop drivel
Anonymous No.128100641 [Report]
>>128099468
It is already toilet sounds
Anonymous No.128100901 [Report] >>128100944 >>128104726
>>128097862 (OP)
She cant sing or play instruments
Her music is legit trash lol people only hear her because of the cow tits she should do an anime cow tit bikini concert and a lot of ppl gonna show up
Anonymous No.128100928 [Report]
>>128097939
?
>>128097862 (OP)
I like Lunch.
Anonymous No.128100944 [Report]
>>128100901
I wouldn't show up to the anime cow tit bikini concert because that would just be ripping off doja cat who famously posted an anime cow tit bikini music video
Anonymous No.128101251 [Report]
had a parasocial crush on her on and off since she first popped off
Anonymous No.128101987 [Report] >>128102325
>>128097862 (OP)
I have only heard the one song she did with Lana Del Rey at coachella
Anonymous No.128102000 [Report]
https://youtu.be/_I0zYHil4D8
this I guess 2 songs
Anonymous No.128102325 [Report] >>128106877
>>128101987
If only this bitch would show her tits off, most conservative (in terms of showing her body) zoomette with the most to show, fucking tease.
Anonymous No.128102656 [Report]
>>128097939
Why? Racist chicks and bbc is even hotter.
Anonymous No.128102820 [Report] >>128104151
>>128097862 (OP)
I only know birds of a feather and it has a nice melody to it, but is very forgettable.
Anonymous No.128103393 [Report] >>128103408
>>128097862 (OP)
>music
Anonymous No.128103400 [Report]
>>128097862 (OP)
Dave Grohl is a big fan so
Anonymous No.128103408 [Report]
>>128103393
Fuck off stonefag go post your gay little cartoons where they belong
Anonymous No.128104151 [Report]
>>128102820
yet you remember it ;)
Anonymous No.128104726 [Report]
>>128100901
she was popular before anyone knew she had cow tits.
Anonymous No.128105651 [Report] >>128105767
>>128097862 (OP)
She's so beautiful, she could have been the hottest if she would actually dress like a women more often.
Anonymous No.128105767 [Report]
>>128105651
yeah her dressing like a man is such a boner killer to me.
Anonymous No.128106387 [Report]
Bosum Eilish
Anonymous No.128106762 [Report] >>128107151
Is this what Europe wants as its first impression to its future overlords: a fugly, moon-faced trollop with a pair of sagging, mayonnaise-slathered milk sacks out flapping in the breeze? The spineless European authorities, those sniveling, croissant-munching cowards, had better rethink their permissive stance on this whore’s wanton displays, or they’ll find themselves answering to the scimitar when the black banners of the faithful fly over Brussels, their necks on the chopping block for allowing such atrocious acts of haram debauchery!
Anonymous No.128106849 [Report]
>>128098145

she’s the queen of the Gen Z Stare
Anonymous No.128106877 [Report]
>>128102325

she’s smart. she’s only going to lob em out when her career is on the slide.
Anonymous No.128107151 [Report]
>>128106762
Next time post some pics that don't make me wanna furiously fuck her face if you want me to think she's ugly
Anonymous No.128108436 [Report] >>128109055
>>128097862 (OP)
You horndogs should discover /gif/ AI Celeb it will get you goin lots of fake nudes of her.
Anonymous No.128108612 [Report]
>>128097862 (OP)
If I'd seen this thread on /tv/ and it implied she was an actress, I wouldn't have thought anything of it. She's in that no man's land where you've definitely heard the name, but she could be an actress, a musician, a politician. Hell, with a name like "Billie," it could even be a dude.
Anonymous No.128109055 [Report]
>>128108436
AI? If I was stuck in the forest with none of my belongings, I would have nothing but my thoughts to fuck my custom-built double-length fleshlight to. Say no to jewposting resembling the female form.
Anonymous No.128111140 [Report]
I mentioned Billie to my gf and her friends at a house party and it started a conversation between all of them about boob size and they were like "holy shit, Billie has bigger boobs than Gillian" (gillian has nice heavy ones).