Thread 128098379

girls are repulsed by metal because it's full of repulsive imagery (pretending to be satan worshippers, or evil scary retards), and the sound of it is loud, obnoxious, and fucking abrasive. that's by design. the reason being is that metal is a genre for and by virgin losers who weren't lucky enough to be auto-popular in school, and they didn't have guidance (parents or older siblings) to help them figure out what kind of work or effort they would have to put in to become attractive enough to make friends and have girls become interested in them. so after their first year or two of junior high they just basically give up on the prospect of that ever happening, and 'rebel' against normal society (aka happy well-adjusted people who will ever get laid), by becoming freaks. they will wear all the fucked up t-shirts with skulls or demons or fire or whatever on them, all of the merch that they paid for, helping advertise their favorite scream/psycho-core bands where the singer growls like he's evoking satan, and basically advertising to the rest of the sane world to stay far, far the fuck away from them, because they are super 'hardcore' (aka virgin losers).

anyone with any brains can look at metal for what it is- it's the collective anthem of the virgin loser. that's the reason it's so angry. don't believe me?

ask yourself these 3 questions-

1) what's the single one thing that results in the vast majority of fights between young males?
a) pussy. pussy is the answer. hormones. it's the only force powerful enough to drive a young guy into anger that he's willing to possibly get hurt for the chance of successfully hurting some other guy, thereby making nearby pussies wet.

2) what is the one thing that results in the most angst, anger at life in general, for young guys?answer) again, pussy, or rather, a lack of it.

3) why is metal always so angsty? what are these fucking faggot wannabee tough guys so angry about?

a) i think i've made my case clear.

didn't read lol

>>128098379 (OP)
water is wet

>>128098379 (OP)
BASED

Don’t say these things OP

>>128098395
fpbp

>>128098379 (OP)
Well they’re not angry
It’s just the vibe their guitars give off
And the incessant screaming
It’s just the style pf metal that’s been passed down generation to generation
Deal with it, old guy

Me thinks you’ve been watching too many music videos
That’s where u get these ridiculous ideas from

Most of the contemporary styles of music can contain angst
Heavy metal just does it the best
I’m a cool guy, I would know

>>128098379 (OP)
>blah blah blah
Okay, but I don't care. Anyway, this is the thread. BLASTING!

I just like me dubstep simple as

Since when has prog ever been less cool than metal?

>>128098379 (OP)
TRVKE
metalchuds on suicide watch rn

>>128098379 (OP)
>>128098506
>>128099134
14 years later, sőyim still try to jockey for status by shitting on Metal. It's the last refuge for cowards.

>>128098379 (OP)
>because it's full of repulsive imagery (pretending to be satan worshippers, or evil scary retards)
stopped reading there - surface level impression of metal. there are a good 20 distinct subgenres of metal and that description fits maximum 2 of them. also the few chicks at the last small gig i went to just the other week were all hot.

kek >>128098379 (OP) you're repulsive :^)

>>128098379 (OP)
>girls are repulsed by metal
most probably are, some are definitely not

they are absolutely not into classical or jazz though

>>128098379 (OP)
cope

>>128098379 (OP)
>girls are repulsed by metal
Good, thank God. You think I want foids to ruin yet another hobby?

>>128098379 (OP)
And all metalhead girlfriends will eventually switch to a biker.

>>128099182
>jockey for status
But... we're anonymous here?

>>128098379 (OP)
a lot of women like metal lol
much much much much more than jazz or classical

>>128098379 (OP)
>that's by design
you can include mental illness and social maladjustment to the list

I mean, you can still make it work but you have to have a certain level of sociopathy, narcissism and self-confidence. Until then you're just that loser eww ick.

>>128098379 (OP)
Edgy alt girls love metal

Got with a cute tomboyish theyfab artist because I mentioned I like death metal, the sex was freaking amazing god I miss her bros

>>128098379 (OP)
So you're telling me there are more women (under 50 years old) who are into classical, jazz and prog than there are women who are into metal?
Is that what you're telling me?

>>128098379 (OP)
>the sound of it is loud, obnoxious, and fucking abrasive

>>128098379 (OP)
this has more to do with extreme metal. ‘80s metal with “satanic” imagery like motley crue and w.a.s.p. was listened to by chads and stacies. everyone wore iron maiden shirts too.

>>128102377
Half this site's "culture" was formed around signaling how much better you (yes, YOU, anonymous poster) are better than them (also anonymous poster). Still like this on /a/ too

>>128102005
>And all metalhead girlfriends will eventually switch to a biker.
The last two metalheads I met were both tattooed chicks who worked as bartenders. They were neighbors and we shared a garage (it was a rental-type setup, I rented a small house on the property, they shared the big house) and their biker friend would come over and they'd work on motorcycles while listening to Spite. Nice people, I'd hang out with them. Better than the hippies who used to live there.

>>128098379 (OP)
>pretending to be satan worshippers
girls do this all the time though?