Thread 128110955

Ava Max loved Ace Frehley

I want to barf on Olivia Rodrigo's butthole

>>128110955 (OP)
>>128111061

Olivia Rodrigo

I am so horny for Olivia right now

I love Charlotte Aitchinson

>>128111341
Choli

Taytay

>>128111389
Dua bounce on it for me bby

>>128111700
FUUUUGGGG DUA IMA CUMMMM

Dua Lipa has a stupid butt

>>128111761
as opposed to an intelligent butt?

Taylor Swift has an intelligent butt

Taylor Swift has a stupid butt

>>128111936
her butt is so perfect and kissable it's stupid

I'm waiting for it that green light I want it

michael madsen turned down the role of vincent in pulp fiction. his daughter then had the last laugh

https://youtu.be/BhkY28_9Ra4

>>128111874
flabby and gross

michael madison turned down the role of St Vincent

48 hour cock milkings for Babooshka Bread Dua!!!

You will buy Life of a Showgirl (stinky butthole version)

no Taylor

>>128112043
GET THAT YAM OFF YO FACE NIGGA

Taylor is high-key a nasty little hoe

>>128112956
cute taylor

Fuck it, im getting broccoli beef tomorrow and listening to Dua Lipa

>>128110955 (OP)
https://x.com/lipglossgrinss/status/1916314167767605338

E*MO*TION 10th ANNIVERSARY OUT NOW go listen you fags!!!!

zooly mamdooly

>>128113687
I'm waiting for it to go up on youtube or be pirate-able. I got rid of spotify for the month and I cannot fucking deal with ads and having to be shuffled around albums.

>>128113774
Charli Zine

Hayley Williams leaked tape of her having sex with her dog Alfred

>>128114069
That's Halsey activities. You got the short dyed hair girls mixed up

SHe's so perfect

>>128117051
I still remember that xitter post saying she was the worst to serve at restaurants

>>128116414
>>128117051
both of them look like troye

>>128110955 (OP)
S-tier: Kate Bush, Lana del Rey, Charli XCX, Björk, Phoebe Bridgers, Chappell Roan, Lorde, Mitski, Beyoncé, Rosalía, Julia Holter, SZA, Mica Tenenbaum, Sade, Fiona Apple, Jessie Ware, Imogen Heap, Janet Jackson

A-tier: Carly Rae Jepsen, Grimes, Billie Eilish, Hayley Williams, PinkPantheress, Olivia Rodrigo, Lady Gaga, Mariko Goto, Adele, Kali Uchis, Mariah Carey, Clairo, Madonna, Dolores O'Riordan

B-tier: Dua Lipa, Ariana Grande, Maggie Rogers, Halsey, Addison Rae, Agnetha Fältskog, Karen Carpenter, Amy Lee, Rihanna, Shakira, Taylor Momsen, Britney Spears, Lights, Aly & AJ, Tegan & Sara, Poppy, Emily Haines, Kylie Minogue, Marina, Anneke van Giersbergen

C-tier: Taylor Swift, Doja Cat, Sabrina Carpenter, Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, Elle Goulding, Megan Thee Stallion, Zara Larsson, Alessia Cara

D-tier: Tate McRae, Ava Max, P!nk, Becky G, Becky Hill

Trash-tier: Ashnikko, Ice Spice, Nicki Minaj, Sia, Selena Gomez, Katy Perry, Cardi B, Camila Cabello, Anitta, Meghan Trainor, Anne-Marie, Bebe Rexha, Rita Ora

kate bush eating taco bell

Addison Rae

>>128118223
for me it's
>Björk, Chappell Roan, Mitski, Shakira, Ashnikko
thanks.

Chappell Roan

>>128118319
that's what the mask is
that's what the point of the mask is

New Ashnikko is out

Ashnikko's entrails are out

>>128118750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLD2F4fLbQI

[SAD NEWS]
Lil Tay is STILL kidnapped

>>128118783
shes too old for me now

do we like kpop here?

This is ass. She ruined this fucking song changing it from the way it was on the leak

>>128118816
F K M

I spoke too soon holy shit

Forcing a handful of shit in Ashnikko's mouth and taping it shit so she can't speak

>>128118878
If there's another shit song in this album I'll second that treatment

This is like the worst of demidevil

I'm currently on Microplastics, let me tell you, the singles were a good choice, those are the good songs so far.

Seriously some of this shit is below Demidevil.

I'm on Full frontal now
The good songs for me have been, Smoochie Girl, Trinkets, Skin Cleared

No I agree Ashnikko should actually be tortured for this fucking album. I have no idea what she's trying to do on these songs. Basement torture I dont care but something

I want my boyfriends to kiss is a literally gay 4 "insert pop star" song so its funny at least
it actually just made me laugh remembering all those gay4dua, tate, charli, etc posts

I WANT MY BOYFRIENDS TO KISS
SWAP SPIT, LOCK LIPS
IF YOU LOVE ME PROVE IT
DOUBLE DIP GRAB HIS HIPS

So far ever not single song except for skin cleared which was ok on its own has been mostly dogshit that I have to endure to get to the next single, horrible album
I hate ashnikko, I mean not really I am her fan but this shit is bad, this album is her worst.
Weedkiller>Demidevil>>>>>>>>>Smoochie

beer4beer

Some of this shit is so bad that it makes Madison Beer's latest joint sound like a pop 10
I'd cut it down to EP level
>Smoochie Girl
>Trinkets
>Skin Cleared
>Wet Like
>Sticky Fingers
>Itty Bitty

>>128118948
Why do you keep saying that as if she won't enjoy being tortured?

Could it be that she manages to
HOLY SHIT
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YES

no way no way i love this song
no way

ASHHHHHHHHHHH

>>128119073
>is it worth the hype
yes!

>>128119096
i dont think she would. i dont think anyone would

>>128119219
She seems like she'd be into that stuff. Remember that one MV shoot where she was hogtied in bondage and hanging from the ceiling?

choli

>>128119275
>>128119219
>>128119109
>>128119108
>>128119096
>>128119038
You people are deranged

>>128119291
....what
it's hot :(

>>128119291
You haven't heard the dogshit songs in this album, they were so bad they got me to agree with the torture ashnikko poster

>>128119306
>got me to agree with the torture ashnikko poster

>>128119319
I made the joke first but he kept it going

>>128119305
>>128119306
>>128119319
>>128119329
For real, this unhinged freak is less deranged:
>>128078054

maggiebabbie

>>128119329
Those eyelids look so hot
Would be a shame if someone sliced them off for fun

Charli owes me anal

>paid hush money for wife getting caught fucking teens
Caroline ass behavior

Mica is fucking children

roan, charli xcx, marina, doja, gaga, ashnikko, carpenter
all goonable asf ong

gaga

Coolybros...

Big thicc 10 inch Dua Lipa Futa penis

this is a good quality thread

DREAM
:)

Custard creams for sexy Clairo

A famous artist made a song for us
https://x.com/IAMTOMMACDONALD/status/1979263273704001729

Global superstar Tom MacDonald

IT'S FUNNY YOU'RE OUT DRINKIN
FUNNY I'M AT HOME
FUNNY EVERYBODY KNOWS SOMETHING THAT I DON'T
FUNNY HOW I DO THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME
SO FUNNY THAT I HAVE TO LAUGH SO I DON'T CRY

Youlaughyoulosebwina

>>128120015
dua is so hot its unreal
i could goon to her voice

remember that time i took a shit in lights' cunt?

>>128120778
i lost

>>128120791
Would let a Dua bro watch me spurt all over myself and lick myself clean

>>128121309
I want to be her zoomer bf that she pegs

grokrina

>>128121309
marinaboomer died for this

>>128121309
Marina mammaries melt my man muck

What's Ashnikko doing right now?

>>128122064
She just released a fucking amazing album dude. The club and slut vibe work so well ngl

That cuck fantano is going to give it a low score but this shit is fun

Azealia Banks having a time in Israel

>>128121014
It's Britney bitch!

Britnooly

Ashnikko's new album does sound like 2000s pop at times, I'm reading reviews and I couldn't place it while listening but that's it. Microplastics and full frontal sure do sound like it

>>128121759
I dont understand this reference. Was Em known for saying strange things? Im not a wigger or ever took part in wiggerdom. I always felt like he was a phony and that blacks should have killed him. Eric Clapton too.

sharingan killer they call me eminem

>>128120963
hi im a dua bro

wtf is wrong with charli russian fans?
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMAXwCyMN/

nadyarli funnies

Russian camgirl's have the pinkest nipples

>>128122284
Tempting Tempting

>>128122284
the only dua bro i care about is bird

>>128122780
hes an ashnikkofag now

>>128122785
He hates her and wants to torture her

>>128122794
thats the other guy

>>128122801
You're mistaken

>>128122805
How can I be mistaken about myself?

>>128122811
Perhaps, a desire to mislead others

>>128122821
Fuck off, someone else picked up the torture ashnikko
What I have said is that i want ashnikko to cuckold me

>>128122836
You want her to fuck random strangers and put her life at risk? Sounds pretty torturous to me

>>128122836
Yeah, there's someone in here who steals everyone's schtick X-(

>Fuck off I'm a proud pathetic cuck
lmao

anyways RIP Samantha Eggar

>>128122749
choli looking a big jewish here

>>128122886
Hew?

>>128122866
Copyright it or else it's fair game!

>>128122905
Some orange Juden in the background Jewish

>>128122927
You god damn son of a bitch! X-(((

chlairoli

>>128123062
HOI!
*blows nose on palm and gives chlairoli handshake*

>>128122884
being a cuck is hot

>>128123102
so is torturing ashnikko right?

>>128123106
no, not really

>>128123112
liar

Bird listening to Maroon 5's "Animals" while torturing Ashnikko

Bird rubbing my lubed cock to Gonna Be Lit Tonight

rock on

BART'S MY ASS AND KRUSTY'S MY BALLS!

Fuck this shit, now I'm gonna eat my own shorts.

toolys hit and run

Braphog Roan looking ridiculously breedable while also being an angry lesbian is one of God's cruelest ironies

naoh smawkeeng

I'm Poppy

CAN I PLAY WITH MADDDDNESS!

SNOOPING as usual I see

Someone explain the snooping part. Please.

the swifties has pulled up on sza with the barbs :O

>>128118223
I would add the following

B-tier: Meg Myers

>>128123932
maybe they should scissor each other

Watching some kind of execution style foreign super porno on a large TV at Ava Max's house!

>>128118223
>>128123937
S+-tier: Lauryn Hill

S-tier: Rachel Goswell, Caroline Polachek, Amy Winehouse, Rina Sawayama, Weyes Blood, Sheena Ringo, FKA Twigs, Erykah Badu, Kelela, Lianne La Havas

A-tier: Sarah Bonito, Janelle Monáe, Oklou, Arca

B-tier: Alizée, Rebecca Black, Grace Jones

C-tier: JoJo, Christina Aguilera, Hilary Duff, Ashley Tisdale, Avril Lavigne, Em Beihold, Emeli Sandé

D-tier: Lizzo

Anyone else I'm missing? I'll need to add these for the next update.

Caroline Polachek

What could this mean

>>128124353
She's cutting all Jews out of her life

I’m a bit sleepy tonight but when I wake up I’m going death con 3 On JEWISH PEOPLE

>>128124398
I’m a bit sleepy tonight but when I wake up I’m going death con 3 On JEWISH

i asked chatgpt for a good ashnikko song and it malfunctioned

Yo im looking for someone who is 4
Not a 4right now
Not a 4everybody
Not a 4the moment
But a 4Lifer

>>128124376
Keshishian is an armenian name.

>>128124796
relatable

>>128124464
based doug enjoyer

MELVIN MELVIN BROTHER OF THE JOKER

Man, these JO buddies aint shit. From now on im only getting naked for Dua Lipa

Imagine getting drunk with Marina and Choli

>>128125735
gross, no thanks.

>>128125783
Gay

imagine smoking meth with sky

>>128125705
Some beautiful Daisy Rock Butterfly Guitar Welsh

think i'm gonna become a micafag

>>128126219
she's a kabbalah practicing jew.

>>128126262
okay

I am in love with Ashton Nicole Casey, if I was her bf I'd be one of her many bfs and the only KEK

>>128126382
My terrible acidic cum would stain Ashnikko's hair green maybe orange on garlic fajita night

Let me give some other thing to review, I consider Chappell and Sabrina and any other pop girl that's trying to do country stuff to have failed at their stuff. Sabrina's album basically flopped in reputation over it but Ashnikko actually did it right on It Girl, the last song.

She is talented, I mean she knows what works for her but I still think she could do way way way more if she wasn't into her brand of humor, I liked It girl the same way I liked panic attacks on paradise

Her real name really is Ashton. That's kinda hot for some reason

>>128121309
>>128125705
>>128125735
>>128125788
stop posting this old disgusting hag, Doja is so much better than her.

>>128126450
Have you reviewed her music?
>>128078054

>>128130395
He should play Bond

>>128130564
He’s too old

>>128130653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73WegqHbySA

I want to crack an egg in Olivia's butthole and then use my penis as a whisk.

I want to crack a broken glass in Ashnikko's butthole and then use my cheese grater as a whisk.

*Torture Doja Cat*

>>128130732
*Torture Marina, the washed up hag who you should stop posting*

Dojaposter just screaming samefag atp.

>>128130395
God I wish he was grabbing my ass like that

>>128130901
Same

I aint neva seen anyone crack an egg widda spook
what type of shit is that

41 love songs

I need to impregnate Lauren

getting droonk tonite what /wpop/ should I listen to? I'm thinking Paramore and Veronica Maggio

>>128131372
Hayley Williams

Wassup crip!

sombr and Olivia Rodrigo debuts on SNL in November

>>128130175
I haven't had the chance no.
To think I wanted to be a music reviewer so long ago

[Good News]
Lil Tay has returned safely
And to celebrate she put out an 80% discount on her OF

why did sabrina's general die while olivia's is almost at bump limit???

If you think about it logically, Charli has nothing to lose if she releases a diss track against Taylor calling her out on dating 17 year olds while she was 23, similar to what Kendrick did with Drake. Swifties already hate her and the few that listened to both her and Taylor have already abandoned her, so she wouldn't lose any listeners. And in general, her audience and Taylor's audience are not competing, one caters to bipolar girls with daddy issues and dominant gay men, and the other to aging cat ladies, soccer moms and twinky gay men, totally different audiences. She only stands to gain new fans, similar to how Kendrick basically doubled his streaming numbers by going after Drake. And it's not like Taylor is going to be able to make a good comeback since she doesn't have the songwriting or performance abilities to make a diss track. If she is not retarded, which is a huge if, she will make multiple diss tracks aimed at Taylor and milk it for years.

harvest sky by oklou

>>128132798
Choli

>>128132798
jesus christ
she’s ugly

>>128132837
lies

chorli

>>128132851
why would i lie?

>>128132884
Because you're a Swiftie

>>128132897
i am not

>>128132943
You are a liar like Taylor

>n-noooo, you can't think someone I like gross!
>You MUST be a fan of someone else I don't like.

Mental gymnastics worthy of olympic gold.

>>128133038
You are a liar like Taylor

>>128133043
Cope harder faggot. Jeets = instantly disgusting.

>>128132798
I spot a subhuman

>>128133052
Lyin Taylor
https://youtu.be/Jq5dHzo539g?si=yyvL51_2BwGEtyhp

>>128124215
Joe D'Amato would have been a fan of hers.

>>128133259
https://x.com/allthekenz/status/1979571960846877081

no toolys protest

dickmatized

choli is based?
https://x.com/softprettty/status/1979448944494272967

I thought this were a white woman for a second

HELLO?? NEW GRIMES!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XqCp7Z7fgg

>>128133649
no thanks

>>128133649
she's always ahead of the curve

>>128133649
https://makeagif.com/gif/aries-spears-speaks-on-battle-rappers-calls-dizaster-garbage-part-5-dvAKPj

>>128133369
Kamala is brat

>>128133700
she’s still stuck on the same sound of cyberpunk soundtrack
https://youtu.be/KTJQiGRQS8Q?si=aIIBtyipvMeppaZg

>>128133800
anon cyberpunk is set in 2077, grimes is the future

>>128133649
What the hell are those 4chan screenshots?

>>128133852
I've seen this exact meme but with Black Country New Road

>>128133834
/our girl/

>>128133882
>there are parasocial psychos at this parasocial psychos convention!

>>128133181
caroline ass intrusive thoughts

The tooly situation is crazy

The caroline situation is bananas

Dua Lipa's Operation: Nutcracker. Tis the season.

The Asian Olivia "Mama-san" Rodrigo

>>128134400
Slut!

>>128133882
fuck emiru

It’s over

>>128134412
Id eat Dua's butthole for 1000 years

>>128134448
slurp

The steamy Olivia "bone broth" Rodrigo

>>128134586
>bone

6 7!

>>128134649
tooly ass meme

I'm not your friend

Asian Chinese TayTay

or anything damn

I saw Big Floyd in that porno

>>128134655
rough

>>128133649
what is the meaning of this schizopost geg
whats grimey trying to tell us here

>>128135107
>whats grimey trying to tell us here
she's back and new album soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8XVZ65JEB0
i like this one

IT'S GRIMES

>>128135216
yep, still in my regular playlist

>>128135164
well duh i mean with the song art

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sZIaNwFzRc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqSt1ZS_Znw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4z8xPNBH20