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Anonymous No.128141408 [Report] >>128141751 >>128142526
>i'm a firestarter
>last name is literally flint
Anonymous No.128141450 [Report]
>named Flint
>has no water
Anonymous No.128141751 [Report]
>>128141408 (OP)
>I hate myself and I want to die
>literally hates himself and dies
Anonymous No.128141896 [Report]
>neil's last name is young
>he's 79
Anonymous No.128141906 [Report]
>robert's last name is plant
>he's a vegetarian
Anonymous No.128141914 [Report] >>128142313
>Maurice White
>he's black
Anonymous No.128141975 [Report]
>Debby Harry
>she's hairless
Anonymous No.128141998 [Report] >>128142478 >>128142505
ESL here. Until this thread, I had no idea Flint was a silex or a rock used to light a fire. I thought it was just a random surname.
Anonymous No.128142017 [Report]
>Jack's last name is White
>is white
Anonymous No.128142025 [Report]
>Al's last name is Green
>he's black
Anonymous No.128142042 [Report]
>keith's last name is urban
>his music is rural
Anonymous No.128142083 [Report]
>Stephen Stills
>he's dynamic
Anonymous No.128142090 [Report]
>first name Buddy
>last name Guy
Anonymous No.128142131 [Report]
>Chalmers Alford
>first name is a last name
>last name is a last name
Anonymous No.128142139 [Report]
>Les Paul
>first name is a first name
>last name is a first name
Anonymous No.128142180 [Report]
>Rowland Howard
>first name is a last name
>last name is a first name
Anonymous No.128142265 [Report]
>cindy blackman
>she's black
>but she's a woman
Anonymous No.128142313 [Report]
>>128141914
>Frank Black
>he's white
Anonymous No.128142325 [Report]
>Tate McRae
>first name is a boy's name
>last name means 'son of Rae'
>she's a daughter
>her father's name is Todd
Anonymous No.128142340 [Report]
>Lou Reed
>doesn't play any reed instrument
Anonymous No.128142386 [Report]
>Billy Joel
>not Catholic but Jewish

>Bruce Springsteen
>not Jewish but Catholic
Anonymous No.128142456 [Report]
>Wayne Shorter
>he's 5'10"
Anonymous No.128142468 [Report] >>128142496
chatgpt thread!
Anonymous No.128142473 [Report] >>128143865
>billy idol
>mfw you remove the d
Anonymous No.128142478 [Report] >>128143158
>>128141998
There’s loads of occupational surnames in English.
>fletcher
arrow maker
>wainwright
wagon maker
>baker
baker
>fowler
chicken minder
>farmer
farmer
>cook
cook
Anonymous No.128142496 [Report]
>>128142468
nope, your cynicism is misplaced
Anonymous No.128142505 [Report] >>128142552
>>128141998
Dumbass
Anonymous No.128142526 [Report]
>>128141408 (OP)
>I’m a firelighter
>last name is paraffin wax
Anonymous No.128142552 [Report]
>>128142505
Rude.
Also: you capitalized Dumbass, but used no punctuation.
Anonymous No.128143158 [Report]
>>128142478
>Baker refers to a baker
Get outta here!
Anonymous No.128143865 [Report]
>>128142473
Bond Burgered?
Anonymous No.128143891 [Report]
I didn't appreciate how he took the piss on the American flag