Thread 128152980

>dates Taylor Swift for about two weeks
>ghosts her
>mindbreaks her forever

Absolute chad

Ghosting is pretty crazy, it really makes them chase you in a lunatic way. Even girls with boyfriend.

>>128152993
well to be fair lots of people can panic when they lose something they love

Halsey wrote her first album about him

My favorite part is

>gets enganged not long after the Taylor thing
>Taylor has to settle for the retarded jock in the single most staged celebrity relationship since MJ and Elvis' daughter

>>128153073
Travis Kelce doesn’t seem like her type at all. What do they even talk about

>>128153108
I highly doubt they even spend time together ouside of photo ops and pep walks. Apparently they don't even live together.

>>128153122
>they don't even live together
bruh

>>128153040
kek I remember her writing these cringy poems about him on her tumblr

>>128152993
Like Kramer and Gail Cunningham in Seinfeld :^)

>>128153108
her type is "I'm nearly 40 and I need a stable man to have a baby with NOW"

>>128152980 (OP)
ghosting taylor swift is insane

>>128153108
she’s a beard
who cares

>>128153040
One hit wonder plus she's bisexual and a slut and getting old

>>128154420
Bisexuals aren't real.

>>128152980 (OP)
He had an on and off thing with her over the course of a decade. He saved her from Joe by giving her attention. He had a lot in common with her. He couldn't take the heat from the Swifties who preferred Joe because he was more handsome and reserved.
He got into her head by being a sweet poetic waif.

The football guy is different but it might be exactly what she needs. Hes very attractive. He can protect her, she won't need a body guard with him around. She won't be forced to wear the pants, he's taller and bigger than her. After sleeping with him for a while she probably feels at home. Plus he's American. Americans have this thing about the British...a superiority thing where British are seen as more intellectual but fellow Americans are HOME.

>>128154451
We dont see brits as more intellectual, just more stuck up their own asses. And their teeth suck.

>>128153122
But that song about his manhood though lol

>>128154959
I suppose you are too stupid to see how much smarter than you they are.

>>128154981
Thats rich, you guys think beans on toast is the pinnacle of cuisine

>>128152980 (OP)
Taylor Swift doesn't know how to keep a man, she sounds so insufferable and boring.
I bet she doesn't even suck cock, or if she does it's with a condom, because she doesn't like the smell nor taste.

>>128155340
>it's with a condom, because she doesn't like the smell nor taste.
Have you only dated closeted lesbians? Kek what woman doesn’t give head in 2025

>>128155266
I'm not British. Although baked beans on toast is nice.
Are you implying the US with literally 0 culture does anything better than European nations.

>>128155340
>doesn't like the smell nor taste
maybe you should wash your cock?

>>128155454
Yeah sounds like Anon is speaking from personal experience. Even prudish Christian girls suck dick

>>128155441
No, im saying that if the retards youre simping for were so smart, id be a subject of the crown right now

gossipy faggots

>>128153040
God this bitch is disgusting. Glad based Matty could destroy her mentally

>>128156090
She was only 19

>>128156127
And?

>>128156168
She was just a girl

>>128156179
She looks horrible and moving around like a retard isn't helping

>>128156200
Go back to spamming Haggie Rogers

>>128156207
I don't even know who the fuck that is but you really need to gain better taste in women. Who simps for Halsey?

>>128153108
She doesn't seem like his type either. He went from dating black women to dating the omega white woman.

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>>128152980 (OP)
>>128153040
What's so special about Matt Healy?

>>128152980 (OP)
Tay dodged a bullet. Travis is a Chad and seems a way more chill dude than this pseudo-intellectual talentless hack.

>>128158902
massive dong

>>128158902
Way too much rizz
>>128158964
Travis is a fucking retard and a complete asshole.

>>128154451
>He saved her from Joe
>saved her from the only guy she ever truly loved

hell, she wrote two albums about him and her fans are still obsessed with the guy lmao

>>128158964
>pseudo-intellectual talentless hack
seems like he'd have more in common with Taylor then

>>128155340
I would never let a womans chompers get on my dick

>>128154039

>CTE'd soon to be retired football player
>stable

>>128160131
>$table

>>128160131
>inb4 Chris Benoit

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>>128154057
I wouldn't date her desu. Seems insufferable.

>>128153181
Post them

>>128153108
>>128153122
she's american female. don't matter how arty they like to think they are, they'll always get with a football star.

>>128163606
>she's american female
saaaar

>>128153108
I don't think she sees him as much more than a piece of meat, more like a guard dog with a high capacity for sexual pleasure. She chose a highly active human dildo over emotional depth with someone. Travis obviously lets her call the shots

>>128155639
Right you are