Thread 128172681

>girl plays bass
is there anything more kino?

>>128172681 (OP)
i prefer melissa auf der maur

>>128172681 (OP)
>is there anything more kino?
girl plays the harmonica

>>128172681 (OP)
>is there anything more kino?
girl plays the scissors

>>128172681 (OP)
Nope

girl drum techs

>>128172681 (OP)
nope

>>128172681 (OP)
girl plays with my dick
using her feet

>>128172681 (OP)
Bassist for White Zombie is extra cute

>>128172681 (OP)
No. Not really..

Mogged by girls who play guitar?

>Woman plays bass
>She's the most talented musician in the band
Does it exist?

>>128173743
Talking Heads

>>128173743
Esperanza Spalding. Not sure if she counts though.

>>128173918
Would

>>128172681 (OP)
>anything more kino?
silent kino

>>128172681 (OP)
girls that play bass need SEX. and LOTS of it.

>>128173912
you know nothing about music

>>128173631
PUTA

>>128173631
didn't she ruin a marriage by being a whore?

>>128172681 (OP)
girls play the skinflute

>>128172681 (OP)
Girl playing spoons

>>128172681 (OP)
girl play my balls

>>128172681 (OP)
yeah girls who sing and when the non singing part happens she starts throwing it back she starts ass shaking tit jiggling

girl being in kitchen making me a sandwich… with extra BACON

>>128172681 (OP)
>solves females in music

>>128172745
She really can blow!

>>128175308
>>128175963
dear zoomers, bass has four strings, hope that helps

>>128173330
I'M SO HIGH
I'M SO HIGH

BASS GIRLS MAKE MY BASE OOZE.

>>128172681 (OP)
I like Bolt Thrower. They had a woman on the bass.
https://youtu.be/YwQJu1ua6VQ

>>128172681 (OP)
no, I have female bassist fatigue.
>band has one female member
>it's the vocalist or the bassist, MAYBE the drummer
I'm tired of it. Do something new

>>128175920
Hell yeah

>>128172681 (OP)
>is there anything more kino?
Girl playing an Upright Bass

>>128178253
5 and 6 string basses are more common now due to the growth of metal genres. Pearl Jam's Jeremy uses a TWELVE-STRING bass for its main riff

>>128173158
Incredibly hot in her prime, and a great bassist

>>128173918
>Not sure if she counts though.
she's a virtuoso

I’ve had 2 different girl bassists in my band. Great musicians, good singers, very creative people… but women simply CANNOT commit. Unless your band blows up crazy huge and you make millions of dollars, a woman will not stay in a band. It makes sense. They are wired differently. Luckily I got each of them to record on an album each. For my bands next album I will definitely be having a dude on bass and invite a girl to do some backup vocals.

>>128182520
I don't think it is just a girl thing, back when I was playing in bands pretty much no one would stay in the same band longer than 6-9 months.

>>128172681 (OP)
Crazy to think her pussy is right behind that guitar.

>>128182660
say that to her face not in real life see what happens

>>128182628
yeah, musicians tend to be flaky af

>>128179313
Didn't know Pearl Jam was a modern metal band, did Grok tell you that?

>>128172681 (OP)
Girl playing drums.

>>128173330
she has some nice tits. i'd post them but its a blue board

>>128173912

she's probably the best female bassist ever but Jerry was still the best musician

>>128182660
why is that crazy?

are there any cases where this was actually a music related choice and not some band member wanted to fuck her?

>>128185964
the ugly ones

tfw no scottish indie bass player gf
https://youtu.be/p2t2bvtF0s0?list=RDp2t2bvtF0s0&t=23
https://youtu.be/7E2EasKuQ_Q?list=RD7E2EasKuQ_Q&t=1092

>>128186336
i need to start waifu fagging aggi

>>128172681 (OP)
Women are sheep

ive had a crush on the bassist for circle takes the square since i was 14

>>128179171
Jenny Jenny

>>128172681 (OP)
the only thing more kino is
>girl plays bass with no shoes on

>>128172681 (OP)
nope

>>128175920
Mommy

>>128172681 (OP)
no

>>128172681 (OP)
no, there isn't

women suck at music desu

>>128173631
>>128175308
>>128175963
It's just not the same

>>128172681 (OP)
the bass guitar is the kitchen of music
it's supportive, nurturing, working in the background to make her men successful
this is why we respond to girl bass players without really knowing why

why did she do it

>>128189102
Just got out of jail

>>128189032
actually makes sense

>>128189102
Why do black people love their music so much?

>>128189102
cringe

>>128172681 (OP)
yes

>>128189416
>he's not a genius of love

>>128189477
>>128189492
>>128189500
grim

You niggers are gay. Except >>128175920 because Jo is a fucking beast.

but Meryl is the real queen of bass.

>>128189032
explain Les Claypool

>>128173631
>>128175046
>>128175059
What did she do now? She always seemed very charming and talented (although I get tired of that type of music after 30 seconds). But she always struck me as one of those modern day women who are hyper focused on mental health, which results in worse mental health from being so hyper focused and extremely sensitive over minuscule shit about it.

>>128172681 (OP)
The bassist for the Toadies is soooo hot!

>>128189102
she didnt even play bass on talking heads albums
when playing live, all the bass was played by Busta Jones, you can spot him in the back under no lights

>>128192442
ew

>>128172681 (OP)
do you plebs know about Karina?
https://youtu.be/VIXoG99sX6g?si=-TDWGzgGqlFx9tp3&t=312

>>128181548
>great bassist

>>128172681 (OP)
Yes, girl playing saxophone.

>>128196841
cringe and lisa simpson pilled
no thanks! SAD!

>>128189032
this

>>128172681 (OP)
Based
https://youtu.be/C_Xy_pD_Or8?si=R9WguJkhiXifHuon

>>128172681 (OP)
Not music.

>>128197149
is Gusic

>>128172710
yeah she's cuter definitely

>>128175920
yeah this

>>128181548
she's not as cute now, but we all get old. myself included. doesn't really affect her bass skills though.

>>128196733
yeah thats what he posted.

>>128189032
from where I'm from we call the rhythm section "kitchen"

>>128172681 (OP)
My favourite band has a girl playing drums (she's very good)

>>128173631
Absolutely not. Guitar grils are attention seeking pocket sized whores who think (incorrectly) that they are equal to and can compete with men. They are all broken on the inside in some way that you can't fix.

Tall skinny bass(ed) grils are humble, know their place, just want to fit in to the mix and hold down the groove and give you great sex and probably be your wife and the mother of your children along the way. It's the only semi-serious instrument in popular music a woman belongs behind. The other accept choices are the piano and the tambourine, but you don't want those either.

Piano/keyboard grils are also whores, basically just guitar grils that pretend to be wholesome.

Tambourine grils, while grateful lovers, are fat and have nose rings and abhorrent political views.

Drum grils are bros but also disgusting sweaty mercurial sluts.

>>128192576
>find out about this crazy all-female collaboration
>there's suspiciously another bass player credited in the same song
did she ever play bass in her life?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkYkYdWkriw

>>128172681 (OP)
no

>>128199150
this anon said it better >>128189032

>>128179171
Came here to post this.
>>128184871
Georgia hubley for instance!

>>128199076
I am also brazilian.

>>128196977
Oh yeah, you're cringe and Millhouse pilled, fuck you.

>>128199150
There's a lot of truth in this post.

>>128204751
Kek you're the Millhouse nigga cause you want her.

>>128175833
I'd be thrilled if she got into rehab and played with the other 3 original members

>>128172681 (OP)
Imagine being Billy and not getting to fuck Paz nor D'arcy