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Sad black metal edition

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>>128174255

FIRST FOR SLAYER AND DISCHARGE SUPREMACY

>destruction to jewhailers
or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oWyYAgWVRU&pp=ygUWbXkgZnJpZW5kIGxvbmVseSBhbGJ1bQ%3D%3D

TRVE
B L A S T I N G

this kills the poser

>>128178626
Lol that's so bad

Artist: Blackthrone
Song: Hammer Smashed Face

"Eat da jew, save penis for layta!"

I don't give a fuck, ruin this general even more but at least post hot women you fucking lowlife

>>128178626
She looks sad.

>>128178640
>metal is inherently political
Is he not aware of metal bands whose lyrical content is entirely comprised of metaphysical themes?

>>128178665
Yeah, I always see the opposite posted.
"Metal is inherently not political".

>>128178676
Perhaps he was thinking of punk

Hell, even the nsbm bands mostly just sing about white supremacy and hating Jews and shit lol.

Loreena McKennitt

where is everyone

>>128178635
https://invunche.bandcamp.com/album/ii

>>128178877
Hello

>>128178877
At home.

>>128178626
is that a ladyboy?

LET'S GO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYOavWyppmw

>>128177245
>>128177290
>>128177495
What are your favorite Inquisition albums?

For me, it's a tie between Ominous Doctrines, Black Mass and Into the Infernal Regions. But it's hard to choose, I find their output very consistent.

Afsky
Angst

>>128179069
How the fuck was Inquisition allowed to perform in Egypt anyway

OI
PROTEST TO SURVIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2ZxmNfY-gw

>>128179098
apparently there was a lot of controversy before the live show, but it did happen and there were no major incidents
I'm sure it wouldn't fly in the more theocratic / fanatical Muslim states, but Egypt kind of needs to be more lax if they want to survive as a tourism focused economy

>>128179098
More like how are those women allowed to listen to metal.

>>128179188
>tfw no loyal Muslim metal gf

>>128179192
Pretty cute desu

Post black sheep albums from a discography

>>128179235
>not Beelieve in Nothing
they had one (1) fucking job

>>128179340
There needs to be a hijab for butts

>>128179098
this wasn't at a show, they were just walking around Cairo in corpse paint. apparently people were intrigue and many wanted to take photos with them

This was very good

>>128179521
>diarrhea tastes like shit

>>128179581
Static-X blows your favorite band out of the water

>>128179646
I assume he meant that you were stating the obvious.

>>128179646
Sucking-Dix sucks poopoocaca from a monkey_s smelly butt.

>>128179340
pic has edit potential. the lego could be vinyl

>>128179646
>>128179665
Lol I actually translated it to "this *wasn't* very good" in my mind. I guess I just couldn't imagine anyone thinking that garbage is even slightly good.

>>128179340
Why does she want the worst one, apart from the Fortnite and Disney one further down.

>>128178640
National socialism is not politics, it's degeneracy and it deserves proper retaliation.

>>128179740
No, it's the natural state. Anything else is degeneracy for brainwashed people. Why would you not want to keep your own race/nation healthy and pure?

>>128179672
Replace all the Lego sets with albums from this chart

>>128179740
imaginary nazis rent-free in your head

>>128179781
>not including this
https://youtu.be/vQWo0YSdKGQ?si=ZW8UdbJdTt56ctKV

>>128179766
hitler et al would have seen metal as degenerate noise. why are you here?

>>128180047
How is Hitler's music taste relevant?

>>128180071
>NSBM worships Hitler
>Hitler would have thrown them all in camps and gassed them right next to Jews faggots and commies
It's like "Queers for Palestine", if the queers actually went to Palestine the Palestinians would behead them for being abominations.

>>128180112
Still not relevant.

>>128180071
because the state you love so much would have jailed you for liking such degeneracy. what is so difficult to follow about this?

>>128180142
it's relevant when you're talking about supporting people that'd just kill you.

>>128180154
That's the weird thing about a lot of modern neo-nazis, those people would be sent to the camps immediately
The smart ones don't call themselves nazis or praise hitler. So the only ones who do are either rebellious edgelords or hardcore criminals in prison

>>128180142
Because you say so?

I listen to some nsbm bands, but I can't deny the fact that it's pretty stupid for people who revel in degeneracy to worship Hitler.

The funniest thing about NSBM-posters here is that 95% of them are from Slavshit countries

>>128180257
There is also a big NSBM scene in Brazil

>>128180312
and brazilians are all racial mutts
the Nazis would see them as untermensch and gas them too

*prompts an AI music generator and makes a better album in an hour than the one you worked on for a year*

>>128180257
it's a bit more understandable for slavs. they were under the yokel of communism for decades but since the early 90s they also haven't really improved a whole lot GDP-wise from western influence so they long back for a mythical time that was neither communist nor the modern west

>>128180352
And then you woke up

>>128180352
AI can't riff

>>128180361
neither can Kristian "Varg" "Count Grishnakh" Vikernes aka Louis Cachet

>>128180367
Every riff he ever played was stolen from Quorthon

>>128180374
Quorthon actually had riffs

>>128180384
They were good riffs and he played them well
Varg stole them, dumbed them down, and played them like shit

there's riffs
and then there's anti-riffs
also contra-riffs
semi-riffs
even pseudo-riffs

>>128180458
You forgot unriffs

>>128180374
>>128180384
bros will there ever be another quorthon? i miss him so much.

>>128180464
Not very likely

>>128180359
>>128180361
You're the skulls that Skynet tanks roll over in the future war scene in Terminator

>>128180476
I drink milk

>>128179521
Just very good? Not superb?

>>128180361
No, but it can make seriously excellent techno and shit like that.

>>128180476
saar
SAAR
AI IS FUTURE BLOODY BITCH

>>128180509
I've made god-tier 70's funk

>>128180512
YOU ARE DALIT SAAR

>>128180514
NOOOOO you can't just use AI to make music you have to record it all yourself *craps diaper*

>>128180514
most the "funk" renditions of metal I've heard don't sound like funk but more R&B Soul.
where's the guitar scratches?
where's the slap bass solos?
if you've been putting out the stuff like "Iron Maiden Powerslave if it was funk" I'm disappointed in how AI is insufficient at emulating "negros with bass guitars- the genre"

>>128180154
>>128180196
And everyone who didn't have blond hair and blue eyes, right?

>>128180512
Every fucking jeet in the world thinks he's a machine learning data scientist full-stack dev, but have you ever seen one hold a screwdriver?

>>128180551
No way, I'm not that fag who posts those vids
As for funk metal, check this out

>>128179384
A skirt

>>128180464
we want another Quorthon and another Jeff Hanneman

>>128180611
>Kerry in one of his rare happy moments
>Jeff toasted as fuck
>Tom just wants to go home
where was Dave

>>128180621
probably the guy standing behind Quorthon's 6'5" beanpole

Hitler would love black metal

>>128180627
Would he?

>>128180640
Yes

>>128178640
>X is inherently political
Why have retarded normalfags started parroting this over the last few years? Last time, I heard it about goth music. As if those posers were ever interested in anything other than fashion and drugs, KEK.

>>128180845
Because they think thrash and heavy metal are the only sub-genres that exist.

Singing about politics is a cheap way to get attention, it's like singing about love in other genres

>>128180611
Quorthon = pissdrinker

Queerthon

Trying to get into Paradise Lost. Does this guy ever stop emulating Hetfield's vocals?

>>128181111
lmao
the whole black metal meets glam thing is pretty funny.
still his music wasn't bad

>>128179372
kino

Slayer is a NS band

>>128181117
He mainly does these on the 2 most popular albums, early albums have only harsh vocals, then from One Second to Tragic Idol they mostly use clean vocals and from Plague Within they use harsh vocals again

They are back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vahig31eLDU

>>128181144
Also why I don't listen to them

>>128181164
>weeaboo wigger rapcore
Metal?

>>128181173
Inherently

>>128181164
HOLY FUCKING BASED

>>128181173
newfag

>>128181117
My Dying Bride were better

>>128181111
That was just the style at the time.

Hanging out with women is fucking gay

What’s the best black metal album OAT? RYM says it’s Storm of the Light’s Bane.

>>128181338
Det som engang var, in my opinion.

>>128181338
Sunbather

Well ?

>>128181493
>USA, Germany, Sweden
not surprising at all

>>128180493
No. Static-X isn't quite on that level

>>128181493
Alaska seems like a cool place to lease a shitty cabin with a space heater in the snow and just listen to black metal

>>128181515
Some communities are only accessible by plane

>>128181515
>listen
>not make
Poseur

>>128181493
raw numbers US is prob highest, but % wise germany and sweden are undeniably higher than US

>>128181535
no also make I would bring my bc rich there and we would prosper

>>128179521
Fun album but very shallow

>>128181535
Does making AI metal count?

>>128181560
I noticed that on this album they felt more like a regular Nu Metal band than the Machine pounding Static-X that I know and love.

>>128181562
Sure I guess, whatever.

>>128181562
no saar it does not

>>128179069
Nefarious Dismal Orations is underrated. My favorites are probably Ominous Doctrines or Obscure Verses though.

>>128181338
Emperor - ITNE
Negura Bunget - Om
Windir - Arntor
Negative Plane - Et in Saecula Saeculorum
Nagelfar - Srontgorrth
Peste Noire - Ballade
Summoning - Dol Guldur

don't really care to narrow it down to just one

>>128181639
You don't know nothing

>>128181670
The green Emperor album is more varied and interesting, better than that one.

dimmu borger xd xd xd

I would like to suck a big metalhead cock

>>128181721
Calm down pal, /nbbmn/ is over a week from now

>>128181712
it is more varied but i don't agree that makes it better

>>128181721
Regret to inform you, only absurdly tiny cocks available in this thread.

Eternal Damnation is just as good as Suicidal Emotions. This is what suicide bm is
>>128181712
It strays too far from black for me.

>>128180640
Imagine how Hitler would react to something like this.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fK9b3cMPufs&pp=ygUjcmV2ZW5nZSBpbmZpbHRyYXRpb24gZG93bmZhbGwgZGVhdGg%3D

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

>>128180640
Why were they such fucking gay killjoys

>>128179069
The one on the left definitely wished it was Immortal instead.

>>128181842
Fascists want total, curated control of the arts and sciences
Everything must be regimentally inspected and approved, but even then, only certain people are allowed access
Any challenges or deviance to the state monopoly on the creation of culture and knowledge is considered an eternal threat to the nation's very existence and must be purged
Any faggot who unironically supports this ideology needs their balls cut off

>>128181824
hell, play that to any soldier from WW2. i've always found it interesting the juxtaposition of say like any WW2 soldier that's seen actual combat, they would listen to metal and most likely think it's degen noise. but then there's those who wrote said metal, but the overwhelming majority of them have never come even close to warfare or anything else like what they sing about.

>>128181889
Iommi worked in a metal factory or something I thought? Can't get more metal than that.

>>128181889
My oldest living relative is a silent genner ('42), so 3 years too old to be a boomer. He doesn't really seem to like music at all, except for a couple Johnny Cash songs. He went to a Conway Twitty concert in the 70's. He's aware of hard rock and heavy metal and when I asked him what he thought about Ozzy, he said it was hippie nonsense for long-haired queers just like the Beatles

would liking doom metal get me a gf? are there any chicks into that?

>>128182069
They exist

>>128182069
Not that simple, but it is a subgenre with a disproportionate amount of women.

>>128182090
a really obvious troon

>>128182157
Your mind is tainted

>>128181158
Alright, thanks. I listened to Gothic then this year's album before moving back to Icon so it confused me.

>>128181245
Anathema were better still, but they ceased being /meal/ very early.

>>128179192
I like them both

>>128182090
where is she from? italy?

>>128179192
the seething incel on the right makes me lose my shit every time

>>128182157
that's a good thing

>>128181884
Didn't ask, don't care

>>128182204
No it's not lmfao

>>128182170
Did you listen to original or re-recorded version of Icon? They sound pretty similar so the new one was only made for rights issues

Ravenna Haela

https://youtu.be/Uom5CLBKEzk?si=H24EMdDQZC0gmIIr

Listening and learning

>>128182288
what a beautiful, intelligent, talented woman

>>128182304
Correct

Better than the original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvYRyYPtoC8

any doom metal topsters?

>>128182334
you don't believe that. say "syke!" any time

>>128182288
Unironically don't think I understood anything here. "Beneath the simulacrum" lmaooo like what are you even saying

>>128182391
it's just zoomers trying to find structure and meaning in our admittedly fucked up world right now. many of them are flocking to religion although many are doing so quite disingenuously. see this tranny. they just want to show off that they're morally superior to you. they see it as a fashion statement.

>>128182391
>"Beneath the simulacrum"
Under the guise?

>>128182435
Nah something about puzzle pieces and the puzzle is just a simulacrum I don't know
>>128182421
It's a woman using complex words unnecessarily to sound smart. Bit pseudointellectual

>>128182288
Listening and not learning anything

Listening to Pantera. It's like I'm reliving my teenage years all over again.

>>128182497
Even AI can't decipher this gibberish

>>128182481
>woman

>>128181884
>Fascists want total, curated control of the arts and sciences
>Everything must be regimentally inspected and approved, but even then, only certain people are allowed access
>Any challenges or deviance to the state monopoly on the creation of culture and knowledge is considered an eternal threat to the nation's very existence and must be purged
>Any faggot who unironically supports this ideology needs their balls cut off

>>128181884
Correct. Fascists are the ultimate gatekeepers. Metal is fascism. Submit or be crushed. HEIL

metal is inherently antifa

>>128182554
Being unknown outside of Finland at the time, you could say they carried the torch and handed it off to other Finnish bands such as Demigod and Amorphis

>>128182570
HEIL

My uncle died this morning. BM for this feel?

>>128182578
Why do you type like a bitch

>>128182619
I have soft hands

>>128181842
>>128181884
it really is hilarious watching incels be deftly ignorant of history. they see a picture of hitler at his rallies and automatically think LE BASED solely because it pisses off libs without doing any more digging into what life actually was like. then again, who am i kidding? maybe they do know and they want the highly structured way of life that the nazis provided. those kinds of governments do all the thinking of what is/isn't allowed for its citizens, so maybe it's perfect for the NPC-minded.

>>128181889
The guy from m8l8th is a mortar commander or something, and the drummer from Drudkb and Astrofaes died recently in the Ukraine war

>>128182288
I feel like a parent watching their child try to sum up what they learned in philosophy class.

>so, what did you learn today, Hunter?
>ummm so like, there's Orthodox Christianity, and like, Hegel and Lacan, and like, they're all connected and stuff, but like, Orthodox Christianity is the best because it's ummm beneath the simulacrum

HEIL HANNEMAN

>>128182640
you would think all the members of drudkh would have joined the army due to how patriotic they are but only the one guy got drafted. IIRC their singer has been in poland the whole time.

>>128182657
Music is their weapon...

>>128178635
not enough blasts ITT

>>128182633
I like how pale you are.

>>128182633
Looks like a mannequin

>>128182245
Original. Do they change anything with Icon 30 or do they try to match the original as much as possible? I checked out Lacuna Coil - Comalies XX for nostalgia some years back and they ruined the original album's sound.

>>128182634
umm sweetie we're LITERALLY living under a fascist dictator RIGHT NOW

What was the point of this re-recording?

>>128182746
So true sister
I'm claiming asylum status to Canada

>>128182749
money

How's he supposed to guard anything if he's blind?

>>128182746
Your snark is falling flat

Just because lyin' Donny is being somewhat constrained by checks and balances doesn't mean he isn't a fascist. God knows if the federal court system collapsed, he'd go full Mussolini.

>>128182776
It’s scathing social commentary

>>128182776
>"Inspired by the Fates Warning album, Awaken The Guardian, band members decided to change their name to Blind Guardian"

>>128182782
>he says while drumpf's gestapo aka ICE is literally murdering PoCs in the street

Friendly reminder that this is a music board

>>128182069
the only women I've ever met who are into doom metal were in the crowd for Faetooth, and t b queue h I think many of them weren't really into doom

>>128182340
I own all but one of those albums. I can get into that Warning album despite how heavily shilled it is

Listen to instrumental prog metal RIGHT NOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sw8AgZtvFk0

>>128182859
I may be a loser, but I'm not a big enough loser to care about getting hit with the banhammer.

Pls rec bm with good bass sirs

>>128182859
>>128182899
music is political, chuds

I love Prog but I can't seem to get into Prog Metal somehow, closest I can get is Death and Trash that leans into the Tech direction. Somehow I think Prog Metal doesn't achieve the same thing that makes Prog Rock as good to me? Maybe a limitation of genre and instrumental constraints.

>>128182782
>God knows if the federal court system collapsed
i mean, the SC is already right-leaning and will be for several decades. not to mention last year, they passed a landmark case that ruled that the president can never be held liable for anything they do in office ever. so he's getting there.

>>128182942
From the Darkest Past bootleg.

>>128182859
So why haven't you posted music?

>>128183004
Check this out

>>128182975
Yeah, the US is currently authoritarian lite.

cheeto hitler is LITERALLY ending democracy in the US. i can't believe it's come to this...

>>128182974
Did you only listen to basic or extreme prog metal?

>>128183050
"Democracy" is shit anyway.

>>128179766
Correct.

>>128183106
Bet she has a huge dick

>>128183050
>maybe if I mock the concerns, it'll make people think they're invalid

>>128183050
This but unironically.

>>128182776
I was actually just thinking about this today.
Maybe everyone he's guarding the thing against is really loud, heavy and/or bad-smelling?

>>128182840
You have to go back....
to reddit, nobody fucking cares, post metal or fuck off

>>128183126
mandatory "god I hope so"

>>128182859
>The choice is yours

>>128183077
Just well known shit, Gojira, Opeth, Dream Theater, Ne Obliviscaris. I guess people call Sound of Perseverance Prog and I did like that, but it's by far not my favourite Death album. My favourite prog albums are basic bitch obvious classics like Close to the Edge and Larks' Tongues in Aspic however.

>>128183274
prog metal is complete faggotry unless it's Savatage, Fates Warning or Crimson Glory, which seem closer to USPM

>>128183308
only early FW is USPM

>>128178635
For me? Its Brazilian Abhorrence.

>>128183346
I don't mind the 2nd vocalist, but I've never checked out their stuff after the 90's

>>128178877
I check this general once a month, see it's still shit, then leave again.
Although this one seems largely alright due to a lack of attention whores so far.

>>128181884
Accurate description of communism.

>>128183425
both are totalitarian, dipshit

>>128182776
>>128183206
metalchuds assuming the guardian's gender

>>128183382
james gave this band more exposure than they ever had back in the day

>>128182776
It's like those blind monks where the idea is by culling their sight they become hypereffective via their other senses.
Yeah I played that Oblivion quest.

>>128183477
first time seeing this image tho

>>128183477
based, the album is awesome

Who needs sight when you've got... wolves in the throne room

>>128183514
I'm not blind I have Eyelessight

>>128178635
https://youtu.be/0eycn08xbCA
D-beat hours

got an action shot of me jamming live, what do you think /metal/?

>>128183678
I warned you about listening to OSDM, bro

>>128183308
I've been meaning to listen to Savatage, I'll try those out, thanks.

>>128183678
Why would you leave your hair in that state but then still take care of your teeth, wash yourself and shave..?

>>128183688
kek

>>128183704
because that is how a real man looks and has looked for millennia

>>128183678
Literally me except I used to play guitar

>>128183678
Chad alert.

BORN TO BE BALD!!!!!! \m/

I'm listening to some soi blackgaze, lads.

>>128178635
https://youtu.be/Tc3w6ONxA_Y?si=1wGNBS2u8DkrpIfn

>>128183910
get new material

>>128183869
my ex was obsessed with alcest, and i must admit i sometimes get the urge to listen to it again

>>128183991
They are actually good if you don't mind that stuff honestly, mostly for the first 3 albums (and the newer stuff ain't terrible). Just the wave of cheap attempts of replication naturally doomed it as a genre overall.

I just roke up

Any metal with Jar-Jar Binks vocals

>>128179192
>>128182199
>>128179188
>>128179098
>>128179069
Kek

>>128182633
nice hands, hope its not a tranny fingers are suspiciously long

>>128184028
Spiritual Instinct was really good. It was a brief return to form before they got shit again.

>>128182633
nah yeah i conclude this is a real woman hand, the male hand is a bit more bony and vascular.

take a seat and enjoy sister
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aydHpzk7iwc&ab_channel=MacabreSoundscapes

yeah woman confirmed found her YouTube channel through a simple reverse google image search
https://youtu.be/esN6sijzbDs?si=RnIUREQdj6_Mkjon

Could be cat fishing though or the anon simply downloaded the image from reddit

>>128178635
https://nuclearwarnowproductions.bandcamp.com/album/anti-christ-superiority

>>128182761
We don't want you seppos. You can perish in the FEMA camps.

>>128179098
>>128179181
They didn't want them to perform until they learned they liked children.
Formed a brotherhood right after.

>>128175961
one of the best tech death albums, the vocals are great, the guitar and bass are great, the drumming is great.

>>128184327
Why does the ss guard look Japanese lol

>>128184405
Axis cultural exchange, duh

>>128182633
please finger my wife

>>128184237
I didn't find it "really" good but fine. I actually kinda preferred Kodoma. Spiritual seemed like Alcest by numbers which isn't bad but didn't get me going.

God I love doing stretches in the morning to black metal that really aim for the rectum haha. They feel so good haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vN0XhRGSyck

Is this the greatest metal colaboration?
https://youtu.be/QCrbErzHD0g?si=B33ExWreOyZvxiul

>>128184445
SI has some really rockers on it doe. Kodama and the new one were just entirely forgettable. The post rock album they did wasn't very good either but it had at least one really good song ("Away" is really beautiful).
If you want to know which specific tracks off of SI are so good, it's the first 3 tracks and the title track.
>>128184467
You're the greatest metal collaboration, you fucking guy :D

>>128184503
Eh for me it was the other way around. Kodoma stuck with me, mostly for Neige's vocal lines, and then SI kinda passed me by.
I am retarded though as I'm the only person who likes Les Voyages more than Ecailles or the debut.

>>128184447
LOL

>>128184577
Which shitpost? There are many in this thread

>>128184518
very weird they put an inverted cross in the cover when all of black sabbath are christians

>>128184577
Incoherent post lass.

>>128184599
>>128184447

Varg is gay and has AIDS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBPIyq-J7CU
>2:00
used to make fun of bass and say its useless in metal songs but i was a dumbass

>White Ward
Not metal and very gay.

Only once have I had a record shoved into my mailbox bent

>>128184771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2XTE3A7g1o

>filtered by chad sax

>>128184467
they say suck my dick kid...

neither sex nor sax is metal

I think the average metalhead is laid back. But you guys are quite belligerent, what's up with that?

>>128184944
were not metalheads

>>128184944
if you've ever been to a show and talked to them, most are laid back. this general is not a good representation of metal fans.

>>128184947
Yes we are, be quiet.

>>128184944
>anonymous people on the internet talk a lot of shit when there's no consequences
No idea man.

>>128184962
Go to a show if you want to hang out with posers. Real devils are here and we'll snuff out the fvlse right away.

>>128184962
Chat is this true?

>>128184964
post the metal youre listening to

>>128184964
>>128184981
exactly
no metal here

>>128184944
Black metal fans aren't laid back, most of this general are BM fans.

>>128184975
Hell yeah.

NEW
>>128185069

>>128185076
Real thread, easy decision.

>>128184944
I identify with goth and punk on a "spiritual" level metal is a very broad genre even normies like

unless we're talking based metal like black metal

>>128183085
Correct.