Thread 128182406

my 38 year old father's commentary on music
>does spotify give you viruses
>this reminds me of gta radio
>remember when I showed you radiohead
>hyperpop is like kesha
>we used to call trap music meme rap
>I don't understand playlists
>no, I haven't heard of plugg

if your dad's 38 how old are you?

>>128182423
20

>>128182426
So you parents had you in high school?

>>128182406 (OP)
This post hit me hard. Shoutout to the sluts that aborted my children over the years, otherwise I'd probably be anonymously calling my son a faggot on here for his awful music taste. And that's just not right... You need to say it directly to their stupid little face

>>128182431
There’s a lot of Mexicans and other browns on 4chan.. it’s very likely

>>128182406 (OP)
nice ChatGPT post

>>128182431
if he was like me then he graduated at 17

>>128182440
brown people don't count as Millienials they know nothing about Y2K western culture

>>128182440
>>128182459
we're a white family, dumb magatard

>>128182406 (OP)
Sounds more like a 68 year old father.

>>128182406 (OP)
Spotify and music are two different things

>>128182406 (OP)
>does spotify give you viruses
No 38 year old would think that. Unless he's retarded, in which case you're probably also retarded.

>>128182543
probably thinks its like limewire

>>128182489
you're white and your mom put out and got pregnant at 17? what a nasty slut

>>128182571
Many such cases lol. You'd know that if you had spent any time in the US outside of the major cities and weren't an Indian getting paid to pretend to be American.

>>128182580
He didn't say it doesn't happen. He just said she's a nasty slut.

>>128182571
The father was 17. We don't know how old the mother is, she might have been 40.

>>128182571
never said my moms age, stop fantasizing about underage girls creep

>>128182439
If women abort your child it means your genes suck wheras they'll jump through a hundred hardships to raise Chad's baby.

>>128182431
It’s pretty normal for people to get married late teens and have a child in the first year, it’s weird waiting until 30 or whatever

My Dad is 20yrs older than me and he used to call Pearl Jam head banging shit, he also saw AC/DC play live when Bon was alive. Funny guy

/mu/ discovers teen pregnancy

>>128182632
These days it's vice versa, at least in larger cities.

>>128182668
Yeah I know. It’s strange modern thing. If I got married again I’d be looking for someone younger than 25 or thereabouts

>>128182406 (OP)

"Honor thy father and mother" is the fifth commandment in the Ten Commandments, originating from the Hebrew Bible. This commandment is interpreted as showing respect and esteem for parents, and it comes with a promise that doing so will lead to a long and good life. It is also a recurring theme in the New Testament, where Jesus references it as a fundamental rule. Unfortunately you have chosen to worship Satan, and will spend eternity in hell.

>>128182755
kill yourself bible thumper

>>128182771
No, I don't think I will.

>>128182632
maybe in the favelas of Brazil or the slums of New Delhi…

>>128182406 (OP)
>hyperpop
its not even hyper or pop (popular)
why are you listening to faggot music? Thats weird man. Are you an actual fag?

>>128183250
It’s better though. Let your family find you a girl, check her out if she’s interested marry her before you’re 20 start having children. Much better life trajectory, sure it doesn’t suit everyone and there’s reasons to wait but this current western thing of just partying and being huge sluts until 30 or whenever is really bad it spreads diseases and people don’t know what they want and aren’t happy

>>128182755
>(((Hebrew)))

>>128183328
captcha is easy af but u cannot cheese it with the n word anymore, they adapted.
Long ago captcha gave you 2 separate words and it was the 1st that was legit and the 2nd which didnt matter so 4chan put in the n word everytime to see if Google was ever going to notice after checking their Data Banks.

Shit was funny.

>>128183328
I get the normal captcha. Have you tried not being from India?

>>128183366
>>128183328
Hiro enabled hard captchas for US IPs because there was a spambot or something. If you aren't a US user it won't affect you.

>>128182439
>sluts that aborted my children
This cunt calls his hand and some scottex a slut. NGMI

>>128182489
You missed out the word
>trash

>>128182580
No need to get salty just because your"re mother's a cum dumpster. You should be happy with all those extra uncles (clients) buying you stuff.

>>128182406 (OP)
He sincerely wishes he pulled out.

imagine not being the meticulously planned product of a solid long term relationship

Is your mom hot?

>>128182489
>tard
ableist bigot go back to pol

I'm 37. My playlist is Kpop demon hunters or my kids scream.

>>128185134
This. Nigs and white trash make me puke.

>>128183325
God wants you to wear a hat. If you dont wanna piss off god, remember that.

>>128182406 (OP)
>this was on the THPS2 soundtrack
me to my daughter

>>128185346
Give me your hat

>>128185202
Your kids are demons?

>>128182431
A man without a family of his own at age 18 is a bad thing

>>128182406 (OP)
Why didn't your father roll you up in a piece of carpet and hurl you off a bridge?

>>128185514
This. Seems like a wasted opportunity really.

>>128185514
Sometimes I feel like doing this but the consequences are too severe for me

>>128182632
Most GenXers I know had kids like that. Sadly mine didn't have me until they were like 27 and it sucks and makes me jealous of all my friends because my parents are going to die 10 years before everyone elses pretty much. I'm 31 and definitely will never have children because its too late, if you don't have kids before 30 it's just a dick move on the kid after that point. I went middle school with a guy whose dad was already in his 50s and died almost right after he graduated highschool. Thats fucked up.

my 18 year old sister's takes on music:
>drake didn't do it
>RIP D'ANGELO
>kpop is for white girls
>mj did it
>kanye was never good
>is ariana ok

>>128185183
Yes

>>128185694
Hey what happened to that guy who left his gf's body in his car?

>>128185630
there are studies that show that women (if not men) who have kids later live longer, it's theorized that this is a biological programming thing to ensure your offspring reach maturity.

>>128185719
He left his gf's body in his car

>>128185630
My parents had me in their early 40s. Dad died when I was 8, remember melting down in my room when I was 9 thinking about how old I’d be if my mom died at the age of average life expectancy. Benefit was that my mom had her shit thoroughly together by the time she had me.

>>128185731
Based on anecdotal evidence it does seem women who were teen moms tend to die at early ages.

>>128185630
what the fuck is this post

>>128185630
In your position see if your parents can find you a girl legal age-24 to marry and it’ll be fine try to have a few kids early

>>128182406 (OP)
>>128182406 (OP)
I'm 72-years-young and if you're dad isn't trolling you, he's ...idk
>>does spotify give you viruses
tf?
>>this reminds me of gta radio
whatev
>>remember when I showed you radiohead
whatev
>>hyperpop is like kesha
the fuck?
>>we used to call trap music meme rap
>"we"
>>I don't understand playlists
is he a fucking idot? it's a list - has he heard of lists?
>>no, I haven't heard of plugg
so what most people haven't and good for them

>>128182406 (OP) (OP)
>>128182406 (OP) (OP)
I'm 72-years-young and if you're dad isn't trolling you, he's ...idk
>>does spotify give you viruses
tf?
>>this reminds me of gta radio
whatev
>>remember when I showed you radiohead
whatev
>>hyperpop is like kesha
the fuck?
>>we used to call trap music meme rap
"we"
>>I don't understand playlists
is he a fucking idot? it's a list - has he heard of lists?
>>no, I haven't heard of plugg
so what? most people haven't and good for them

>>128185630
>Most GenXers I know had kids like that.
most GenXers definitely didn't do that lol
maybe in your corner of America (you've got to be American)

>Based on data from Norway, the average age at which Generation X parents had their first child was as follows: mothers were approximately 27.8 years old, and fathers were approximately 30.6 years old, for births occurring between 2001 and 2005.
>This trend shows a consistent pattern where fathers were older than mothers, with the age gap remaining significant in recent decades.

>>128189859
I have a question, do your balls get more wrinkly as you get past middle age?

My 20 year old son commentary on music
>What do you mean listening to music that's not on spotify?
>What's an mp3?
>Rock? Yeah I listen to some, my favorite is Machinegun Kelly!
>I don't care about old music! (Unless it's used on a viral tiktok)
>omg I'm such a big fan of this band! *forgets about it the instant his attention gets sucked my any new meme*

Yeah zoomers basically don’t age past 11

>>128189879
I'm on a discord music server and the importance zoomers give to streaming platforms (mostly Spotify, I guess) is surprising. They treat bands being on Spotify as some important thing and if a band is not on spotify they think it's super horrible because then it's basically impossible for them to listen to them or something.
I don't really get how thw fuck did (((they))) do it, but they made an entire generation streaming-dependant, without even having to nuke slsk or torrents (I guess I should be thankful for (((them))) for that)

I DO NOT WANT TO DETEST Z00MERS, BUT THEY MAKE THEMSELVES DETESTABLE EVERY DAY.

>>128190051
millennial detected.
first they hated their parents (boomers) now they hate their superiors (zooms)

>>128190169


WE DO NOT HATE OUR PARENTS: WE RESPECT THEM —UNLIKE YOU DO WITH YOURS—, BUT WISH THAT THEY HAD BEEN BETTER, IN GENERATIONAL TERMS.

YOU ARE NOT SUPERIOR: YOU ARE INFERIOR, AND ARE TOO DUMB TO REALIZE IT.

YOU Z00MERS ARE LIKE GENERATION X, BUT WORSE.