Thread 128185069

Festival of /metal/.
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>>128185069 (OP)
This is the thread.

BLASTING

>>128185094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3sBxsdvkHY
non-chud war metal

>>128185110
Non-chud war metal fails to get angry enough to be trve war metal.

>>128185122
I haven't looked at the lyrics for if it's trying to be distinctly anti-chud or if it's just known that the band members are poofs. Just wanted to check out what the fuss was about. It's certainly noisy

>>128185110
Doesn't exist

>>128185143
Well these guys are trying their damnedest

>>128185110
Underrated album

How do I start a band

>>128185250
I've never even thought of this

>>128185250
I’m right here let’s do it

>>128185094
Christ is King.

>>128185319
cringe

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

>>128185319
Negru get back in your cage

>>128183977
>get new material

>>128185405
how dare you

>>128185461
well /meal/?

>>128185453
A check engine light? i don't get it

>>128185490
yeah it's an annoyance

>>128185627
That's a woman thing to say. Just ignore a critical warning and not fix it.

I'll start by saying I don't know what kraut rock is

Do German metal bands ever have kraut rock influences?

New poppy holy crap

>>128186012
Cool.

>>128186005
not metal

>>128186056
Incorrect

>>128186005
recently found out she was ghostemane's fiance

>>128185486
Yes

>>128186102
Don't care

>>128186056
Correct

>>128186138
the king of metal and queen of metal almost become a married couple and you dont care?
motherfucker!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2l8KtdQ7Ek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2l8KtdQ7Ek

>>128186138
I care

>>128186196
King of cringecore more like

>>128186236
ill be honest they did more for metal than metallica
at least ghosty knows how to drum

Redpill me on Porcupine Tree. I was going through Convulsing's discography recently, and I really dug the covers they did of those three Porcupine Tree songs. Where do I get started with them?

>>128185278
One of their best. I probably listen to that one more than the classics these days

>>128186275
Not metal.

New Ukhu Pacha split just dropped.

why does classic Metallica hit so fucking hard
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=1bW2DMOeDEM&si=QfOGsM0uUo70etUy

>>128186268
Ghostmane is wack lmao

>>128186298
Not metal.

>>128186102
Imagine knowing who these people are

>>128186298
ghostemane is the greatest artist of all time

I paused my goon sesh to read this thread

>>128186292
Because its written by Dave Mustaine?

NSPM (National Socialist Power Metal)

>>128186369
Those guys can't play their instruments well enough to make power metal

>>128186298
Correct.

>>128186342
He was in Metallica?

>>128186431
look up who wrote kill em all (including the best song on the album phantom lord)

>>128186450
So he was then?

>>128186491
who was?

>>128186505
Metallica.

>>128186528
yes what about metallica?

>>128186538
>>128186528
>>128186505
>>128186491

>>128186389
>Those guys can't play their instruments well enough
well yeah, that's why they're playing an NS variant lmao

>>128186450
James Hetfield

>>128186704
uh huh

>>128186770
Dave Mustaine was never the same after his diagnosis.

>>128186342
David "Shlomo" Mustaine

oldschool metalica riffs hit like Tyson
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=H51daycangE&si=y0OKVErcT5HZkPCH

>>128186770
Dave Mustaine was raped in the sweltering summer of '25

>>128186974
sounds like fucking ass

>>128186600
What's up with her face?

Grimes is metal and schizophrenic

>>128187444
fat

>>128187507
no one knows who that is

>>128187525
Careful, she might screenshot this and post to Twitter formerly known as X

youre all metally ill

El primo al mas grande simp

>>128187592
Not a simp but women do simp for me, correct

>>128187616
Yep a simp but women dont simp for me, incorrect

>>128187636
Thank you, retard

>>128187657
Correct.

thank you simp siblings

warnoise
gorenoise

>>128187762
https://seriousbusinesscdr.bandcamp.com/album/sb059-dreaded-sunset

>>128187636
Correct.

>ulver, burzum, paysage d'hiver
twinksissy metal

Retard metal?

>>128187839
Bergtatt is pretty meh, Nattens Madrigal is the superior record.

>>128187839
We love that shit here.

im a trve blxck /metal/ sxtxnist and im looking for a cute innocent christian gf hmu
you should wear a tradwife dress when you get on video call.

Blasting out all the non-black metal from my queue for NBBMN
To what degree is black thrash acceptable ?

>>128187839
Why are Americans so gay?

>>128187882
>NBBMN
lol "nothing but black men november"

>>128187894
but enough about your mother's plans

>>128187894
blasphemy only for one whole month

>>128187882
>>128187916
If war metal is acceptable I guess blackened thrash is fine.

new bad omens just dropped.

venom is too extreme for regular speed metal normies, and too meek for extreme black metal nerds

>>128187980
When will they release good omens?

>>128187982
and too shit for people with intact hearing

bergtatt is a way better debut than most of their contemporaries save maybe mayhem and enslaved

>>128188070
this song is great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G6p-Y7il64
i like the ending

>>128187980
who the fuck are these fags

>>128187980
my bad, guys, I meant to post this in /mu/.

>>128188095
they are /metal/

>>128187980
Correct.

i'll give you guys the best 80s metallica worship on the planet because i'm very kind like that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6rpWi4PC4U

>>128188368
We don't click YouTube links here. Album cover?

>>128185094
https://youtu.be/lg28K5rkWk4

>>128188519
If people don't click your links it's a skill issue.

>>128188749
Youtube links are reddit.

>>128188519
entitled faggot
apologize

>>128189035
Suggest you learn how things work around here before posting.

black metal is inherently anti ai

>>128188519
here ya little bitch

Varg is gay and has AIDS.

Louis Cachet was willingly friskily raped and had his asshole destroyed, blown out, flummoxed, sauteed, bamboozled, sauced, scrambled, mixed and mashed, shamwowed, shipoopied, dashed, danced, pranced, vixen'd, comet'd, cupid-ed, blixem'd, rudolphed, zaboomafoo'd, shagged, boned, banged, boinked, screwed, nailed, shtupped, Gorbachev'd, banged, balled, scored, minced, shredded, slammed, shuntered, shattered, Enron'd, Alderaan'd, humped, rogered, rumpy pumped, buggered, dingoed, smashed and viciously and mercilessly and repeatedly fucked for 48 hours straight nonstop by the entire prison population in the city of Bergen in the bitingly cold winter of 1994

>>128189686
Bergen is still not "bitingly cold". 0/10 not realistic.

>NEET benefits withheld for Nov.
fuck Drumpf
metal for this feel?

>>128187980
>Tell me what's mine and tell me what's yours
>And why I never ever got a fucking say, oh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddp7BaaF47M

I miss the era of Bandcamp before major label slop infested it

I kind of like Cradle of Filth, but only when I'm reading the lyrics along with the song, otherwise I can't understand wtf he's saying

>>128186275
Some of my faves, in (roughly) increasing order of how soon they get to the metal bit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nfql0PyA8D0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vgd174oanT4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaowWzRB3Eo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go1g5gYR89M

Also, you need to know about the Steven Wilson / Mikael Åkerfeldt bromance.

>>128186275
XBOX

>>128185094
I'm not sure why I'm bothering honestly.

>>128189686
>willingly raped

>>128186290
Pacha?

>>128187845
Harms Way

>>128187995
Neil Gaiman and Sir Terry Pratchett (pbuh) already did that

>>128190898
omega autist

>>128190147
>There needs to be action taken
>Support given without hidden agendas
>So quick to use extreme measures
>Try the mind instead of the fists first
>Who decides who lives or who dies?
>The same answer given time and time again
>One person holding so much power
>A deadly game of cat and mouse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsT6VZPHaag

>>128186369
Nuclear Power Trio

>>128186431
this has been debunked

>>128187559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23FOCCcU9Ww
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnLnKqVZ5vg

>>128185094
usually I'd post my fave track as the mandated YouTube link
but I haven't gotten round to rating this one yet
so here's the first song result from the album

ahem
here's the first song result from the album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6etrb3-5so

>>128186202
this was so trash compared to In the Streams

>>128191002
Pacha.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H00ZeJ7jDOs

What Behemoth records are too death-y to listen to in November?

>>128191726
Anything post Grom
But you're better off ignoring that gay challenge that everyone lies about doing and just listen to what you want

>>128191788
But I want to listen to nothing but black metal because the "challenge" is piss easy and I've done it for many years.

>>128191788
Unless you hate black metal it's not even a challenge and in that case you probably won't even attempt it.

>>128191884
new challenge
if the question "is this black enough?" even arises, it's not black enough for November

>>128191884
>because the "challenge" is piss easy and I've done it for many years
>still doesn't know which Behemoth albums count as BM and which don't

>>128190942
Good shit, thanks. You're talking about Storm Corrosion, right? I listened to that album when it came out because I read that Mikael was involved. I remember enjoying it at the time, but I don't think I've listened to it since. Might be time for a revisit.

>>128191902
I haven't listened to them since I was like 16 and Evangelion was new, which I wouldn't consider black.

>>128191897
Fair. I'm planning to avoid Venom this year, who I normally always listen to in November.

/nbbmn/ is for posting charts and finding new stuff to listen to. I hope the other bs can be kept to a minimum this year

>>128185094
I WANT TO COMMIT MURDER

>>128192341
You know it won't. People go in those threads just to shitfling about politics.

Grausamkeit and his "wife"

>>128191788
kek it really do be like that

>>128191788
>that everyone lies about doing
why
just don't participate in it instead

Nothing but BM November is a TREND and therefore if you do it you're a poser.

>>128192979
It's been a thing for well over a decade. I don't think it can still count as a trend.

>>128192979
Only posers care about who else is a poser. TRVE people don't give a fuck and do what they want.

>>128193004
Cope.

Ah! The Satan!

>>128192972
You're the anon always repeating "You lost, you lost" aren't you

>>128193107
no, I don't think I have participated before

>>128193060
He never said that

>>128193141
It's not something you participate in, it's just an extra general that focuses on black metal. If you think about NBBMN the concept is stupid, if you already do a thing all the time what's the point of taking a month out of the year to only do that thing.

>>128193365
well you do kind of participate if you make a point to only listen to black metal because of NBBMN

>>128193330
this has been deboonked

>>128192979
Black metal is for posers

>>128193458
And family gay is for kids. Rule 2
Fuck off

Riffside Journey is the only good Darkthrone album
It's also their only non-BM album

>>128191961
>Storm Corrosion
No sir.
>Steven Wilson produced three Opeth albums: Blackwater Park, Deliverance, and Damnation.
Also Mikael plays a handful of guest solos on PT albums. A.I. is only telling me about the second solo on 'Lazarus', but I recognize his style on 'Open Car'

>>128191978
>normally always
You mean you've established a TRADITION? Oooo mate... I mean... you can break tradition, but...

>>128193507
Out of all the norwegian bands Darkthrone has aged the worse

>>128193619
worst*

gay disco

>>128193630
worst what?

>>128193798
That's the end of the sentence.

>>128193831
Correct.

>>128193702
for me it's king for a day

>>128194237
Not metal.

>>128191068
>Neil Gayman
>Early life
checks out lmao

>>128192979
why can't we have something similar for other genres? I don't give a shit about black metal

>>128194302
"Death metal December" sounds catchy.

No Burzum or Black Metal November

AI metal November

>>128194379
BASED

Doom June

>>128193507
>what is Goatlord
>what is everything from Circle the Wagons onward
Half their discog is non-BM, newfriend.

Drone metalfags be like:
>In March 2011, the band released a series of pieces of extraordinary lengths. This series, ranging from their numerical ordering of 238–260, is similar to the Longplayer idea – each sound is the length of a prime number, and each subsequent piece creates near-infinite lengths of time before they're synchronized. The final in the series, 260: lcm(2,3,5,7,11,13,17,19,23,29,31,37,41,43,47,53,59,61,67,71,73,79,83), would last 8,462,937,602,125,701,219,674,955.2362595095 years before all the pieces synchronized.
>In December 2011, two more extremely long pieces of music were released by the band. 286: 0 and 287: n, the first lasting over twenty-nine million hours, and the latter lasting more than eighty-seven trillion hours.
>In early 2014, the band released a fan-made compilation of love songs, 300: Songs for Girls, followed by 301: Weed Problem II–V, and another extremely lengthy piece, 302: It is Part of Space and Time, which runs for at least 86,370,000,000 years.
>n July 10, 2014, the band released 305: Hostages are Human Beings. On July 12, 2014, 303: n(k), 304: 0(2^18x5^18) and 306: It is Not a Lack of Love were released. On the very next day, they released several other tracks of various lengths. By the time, 310: ΩΣPx0(2^18×5^18)p*k*k*k is their longest release, and lasts for 3.343 quindecillion years.

>>128194430
I tried to do Doomcember but decided Deathcember is a better pun. But "NBBMN" isn't a pun anyway, so I guess it doesn't matter.

>>128194472
Bet these fags don't even know number theory

>>128194430
June would obviously be for power metal.

War Metal March

>>128188519
>>128188960
why wouldnt you? it’s literally the straight shot to every blasting

Deathcember
Folk February

Avant-garde April

Speedtember

we're almost done with Thrashtoberfest unfortunately.

>>128194947
I call it Gothtober and just listen to My Dying Bride all day.

>>128194947
didn't even know it was going on. shows you how important it was i guess

>>128194960
oh that works better
so what's the Thrash month?

>>128194840
I'm down for this

>>128194976
FUEL GIVE ME FIREbruary

>>128195042
but Feb is for Folk
Gothtober
NBBM November
Deathcember
? January
Folk February
War Metal March
Power Metal April
? May
Doom June
? July
? August
Speedtember

Does Eluviete have any songs better than A Rose for Epona?
Does Nightwish have any songs better than Nemo?

>>128195066
Power metal should really be June since that's pride month. :^)

>>128195066
Meloshit May

>>128195090
wouldn't Melodeath just be under Deathcember? There's enough subgenres as it is to not have to split hairs and do like Atmoblack August
>>128195085
I like that better I was just going with what someone else posted
it's all just shitposting anyway so we can just call Power Metal gay again

after forever with mark jansen and floor jansen is the best symphonic metal band
prison of desire is the best symphonic metal album

Stoner Rock should be April cause of 4/20

>>128195223
April should be for NSBM then

>>128195248
Hitler would gas you for your Jewish degeneracy based music

>>128195148
Not him, but I'd count the trad metal that influenced melodeath as "melodic metal," e.g. Iron Maiden. I also wouldn't listen to At the Gates in December if I'm listening to Suffocation.
Is it too late to promote Slamtember, actually?

>>128195248
Jew Die July

>>128195184
every manlet deserves a floor jansen gf
starting with me

>>128195066
"Post-metal" for August: Aug-alloch

>>128195331
She's a big girl

>>128195349
For you

>>128195349
holy shit huge milf

>>128195280
Nazis had double standards or were lenient towards party members, a lot of them were drug addicts and ernst rhom was a homosexual and a good friend of Hitler.
He was later killed due to power struggle he was deemed a threat to hitlers power.

>>128195301
already got claimed for Speed

>>128195248
>>128195323
NSBM is obviously already under NBBMN.

>>128195381
Sneed?

.

>>128195459
one is a phrase thats anti religion/authority and pro freedom/liberty, the other is a call for totalitarianism and genocide

>>128195459
lol why’s he angry?

>>128195459
and who makes these memes?? for what?

>>128195459
Correct.

>>128195501
We are reaching IQ lows previously not thought possible.

>>128195583
yes chuddies are very low iq but we knew that

>>128195589
>no u

https://www.brooklynvegan.com/iron-maiden-announce-2026-tour-with-megadeth-anthrax/

Hell yes! Anyone else going to one of their shows?

>>128195609
lucifer mogs the sissy that committed suicide

>>128195501
Yeah, anti-Jewish religion/authority and pro-freedom/liberty from Jews.

>>128195627
>t. slav whose ancestors got massacred by jeetler

>>128195622
>the sissy that committed suicide
But trannies are the largest demographic of Satanists today. Do they commit suicide for him/her?

>>128195694
>But trannies are the largest demographic of Satanists today
yes your fellow nazis are all selfhating autist troons
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_Nine_Angles
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esoteric_neo-Nazism
nsbm sissies btfod
>inb4 cope

>>128195694
Almost half of them also kill themselves.

>loves hitler but hates satan and isnt suicidal
not trve kvlt, fuck off to death metal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_N%C3%B6dtveidt

>>128195722
>>128195747
>Satanism
Real Europeans are pagan. Satanism is just Judaism.

>>128195722
>>inb4 cope
but your whole post was cope

>>128195757
2nd wave black metalists arent european i agree
>>128195761
>n-no u


ynbw you will never be white

>>128195694
Those trannies are Lavey church of satan clowns
Gaahl said the Church of Satan, describing it as a group of “weak people flocking like rats, afraid of standing alone” and continuing “Anton LaVey and his followers are incredibly ridiculous. It’s all so childish. I will not waste my breath on discussing them”. Gaahl uses Satanic themes for its confrontational value as in speaking the same language as Christians.

>>128195768
nothing prevents non-Europeans from being NS
in fact it would be good if all races/nations were

>>128195789
I don't think anyone in the Norwegian black metal scene in 1991-1993 were Satanists.

Hello, help desk?
https://youtu.be/T_y1nkE5Mes
>>128195765

>>128195806
Anton LaVey (Levi) was also a Jew.

Kill yourselves

>>128195902
why

>>128195873
Oy lavey

>>128195902
Shalom

>>128195919
Hola

>>128195806
>Gaayhl said
Stopped reading there.

>>128195620
yes but i'll be skipping megashart and tranthrax

>>128195620
>megadeth's last tour
>support act
KWAB

What were people's thoughts on this?

>>128196154
What ubermensch dress like

>>128196087
It's like Dave mustain played boodborne and was like I want that as cover art

>>128195501
>>128195589
Correct

>>128196154
>>128196194
real men dress like this

>>128196194
Incorrect

>>128196270
>>128196272
Lol I stand corrected

>>128196249
>ADL has joined the chat

>>128196290
Adolf & Diaper Lovers?

>>128196272
Imagine the smell

Dave "The Megadiaper" Mustaine

In the mood for some ice-cream truck riffs
Any recs?

>>128185094
great album, terrible cover

>>128196302
Correct.

>>128196361
Arghoslent and anything from Sweden

>>128196361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8o3oAt9Db8

>>128185094
finally listening to more abyssal

>>128196373
not metal

>>128196373
metal

>>128196615
Melodeath

>>128196361
one of my favorite delicacies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMZLmSC68sQ

>>128196637
*coreshit

>>128196906
no breakdowns
they're one of the only melodeath band that DIDN'T go mallcore after 2000 with clean vocals and breakdowns

I wish they hadn't ditched the angry hornet guitars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYM2zzsARyE

>>128196998
Thought I remember breakdowns being in the first two albums I could be wrong. But yeah they only got grouped into the whole 2000s mallcore scene because they dressed like metalcore kids and played Warped Tour

I wish they hadn't ditched the angry hornet guitars
https://youtu.be/TDSWXVAWMB4

>>128197050
I wish all the members would ditch their instruments completely. Pretentious riffless garbage for the yuppie poseurs in Brooklyn

>>128197040
I mean death metal aesthetic was always tshirt and jeans

>>128197074
Their earlier stuff is quite different. Have you listened to what I just posted? Abyssal Gods?

>>128197088
So death metal. Not that I care but that's part of the reason why people didn't and some still don't consider them death metal. Iirc metal archives wouldn't add them for a long time.

Anyone remember the 2000s death thrash aesthetic?

>>128197236
Remember it? If you could only see me now.

>>128197111
Nah, listened to maybe half of Alphavile when it first came out and was getting a lot of buzz and turned that shit off

>>128197253
Early IT has a lot of Gorguts influence as well as dso. And less of the jazziness shtick and no horrible backing vocals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de5iQgXAoHA

>>128197228
yeah, pretty much. it has only been a few scenes that had a lot of visual aesthetic that they wanted to portray, black metal, glam metal, and some of the more trad metal brought in biker leather and denim vests (also a biker thing) thanks to Judas Priest and Motorhead.
But Thrash after about 1986 mostly went casual looks maybe leather jackets still, Death Metal always casual Tshirt and jeans maybe a leather jacket.
I mean this is a brutal death metal band.
and they just wear jeans, metal band tshirts and even have a vocalist with short hair.

>>128197302
The difference is no mallcore kid earlobe plugs and facial piercings. also they're taking themselves seriously and not basedfacing or doing goofy faces into the camera. BDM had that "so random" style of humor that was popular with the mallcore bands and kids back in the day.

I was in high school when the shit was popular and I though BDM was just another emo kid band for years. The band name even sounds like one.

I just roke up (actually I roke up like an hour and a half ago but I'm just hopping on here now).

Suddenly felt huge wave of nostalgia for the 2000s death thrash fad

>>128197378
>basedfacing
Lol I forgot this filter is STILL around

>>128197382
We don't need to know the details, just that you are here now and the bump limit is approaching

Today feels like a good day to blast Dying Fetus.

>>128187559
I should start posting this instead. I've been getting banned lately for the "kys" posts while the schizo spam fills every thread

>>128197378
I just consider the lobe plugs kind of a "product of the times" piercings and plugs were just really popular in the late 90's and early 2000's
it crossed a lot of scenes and wasn't specific to any one music scene, you saw it in hip hop, EDM, Nu Metal, Metalcore, newer heavy metal bands, emo.
It'd be like calling Tshirts and Jeans something specific to a specific music scene, they were just ubiquitous.

>>128197419
Are you wearing a flatbrim?

Anyone else cooking? Gotta wait for the timer someone else should do it

>>128197429
When did "kys" become a bannable offense?

>>128197448
When the jannies decided they wanted to destroy this general

>>128197455
So it's not sitewide?

I know a lot of websites have been cracking down on that stuff.

>>128197466
I wouldn't know, I only post here but even that has become uninteresting since you have to read through a thread of brainless spam to find any decent post about metal.

>>128197466
>Tfw you have to say "unaliving" and "self-deletion" on 4chan now
DSBM for this feel?

>>128197502
I think I'll use "Discreate your existence" myself

>>128197429
Were you getting banned for spam? Because I could understand that if you're ritualposting it every thread without discretion. But then a lot of posts in these thread would get removed, if they had the decency to apply that logic fairly.

>>128197501
>you have to read through a thread of brainless spam to find any decent post about metal.

so why do you contribute to the spam?

>>128197758
If that's spam, how is Ratthew not permanently banned by now? They say it's "trolling"

>>128197822
Because it literally doesn't matter. Nothing will save this thread until the mods ban the actual mentally ill spammers who make more than half the posts in every thread

>>128197837
>how is Ratthew not permanently banned by now?
mfw >>128183262
The staff obviously punish some and favor others, but I was trying to be the devil's advocate and assume they actually try do what they're supposed to sometimes. The ratman is enabled by them for their amusement. (Some say he's a janny, but there are nights when posts ridiculing him which would get deleted if a mod/janny was awake do not get deleted, so I don't believe that.)
>They say it's "trolling"
"Trolling" doesn't makes sense either. Makes me wonder what the petty private reason for your ban was.

>>128196613
this album is great and I fear they will never make another like it