Thread 128207107

young posse won

>Yeah, this is a hot spot
>Don't give a fuck 'bout what you want
>The minute that I hit your taste buds
>I'm getting all three stars
>You act like you hate it
>So why did you cheat on your diet?
>You sneak a bite when I can't see
>You better stop lying

stella spitting in jiwoo’s gape

The four houses of Kpop:

SM Ent: Griffindor
YG Ent: Ravenclaw
JYP Ent: Hufflepuff
Hybe: Slytherin

>>128207105
yeah i fell in love with her voice there

stella and jiwoo holding hands

>>128207112
>I’m getting all three stars
it’s an Overcooked song?

here's how (side i'm on) can will win:

>>128207063
They would be dying halfway through if they sang and danced at the same time. You would be listening to their breathing. At least BaeMon is more believable because their choreography is a joke, but they don't sing live either. If good vocalists find it difficult to perform in the encore when they're completely focused on singing, then they're even less able to do so when they're dancing

>>128207112
are those real lyrics? that's pathetic.

>>128207118
nobody knows what that is, nerd

It's really good but it ain't no mom's spaghetti

You DID buy the Shiro Spaghetti album version, RIGHT?

fatman will win

>>128207112
aren't these lyrics kinda rapey?

>>128207128
minor smelling mistake it's so over

i was a little too slow here is my post yeorobun >>128207120

>kpop is le fake!
water is wet

>>128207130
sniffff

>>128207124
what’s the fold phone the h2hs have?

>>128207136
LOL imagine believing this. put your money where your mouth is edinho, make a bet right now and next week you'll embarrass yourself

>>128207129
Lsf sings live just really bad

>>128207146
flip 7 I assume

thank god Chaewon looked hot at least

is spaghetti dogshit?

ian's total anal destruction

>>128207112
its about eating asshole isnt it

ian is CHILD

>>128207153
you can't say that

>>128207118
who's the Cedric Bigorty of jyp?

>>128207152
I like it, but yes kpg is hating it hard

who is your favorite smn?

>>128207144
Nmixx fake stage malfunction really took it to the next level

so how much did the barilla people pay lsf for this song?

im about to listen to sphagetti. What do i think of it?

>>128207158
maybe he meant his male adult friend Ian

>>128207118
the zestiest post ever made in this community

>>128207152
meh

>>128207154
classic jen thats our girl

>>128207157
BAD child

>>128207112
kpop was never meant to be in English or understood

>>128207166
you'll like oyster more they should've promoted that instead

>>128207150
erm ackshually flip 6 because the exterior display isn't a full square

>>128207171
and that's a high bar to clear

whats her problem

>>128207163
mei makes me feel things

fatman and newjeans are finito, mhj will debut another group with brand new girls

>>128207163
What's the name of this group?

>>128207152
yeah

>>128207170
okay sorry

>>128207184
the funniest outcome

>>128207162
the last lsf comeback kpg liked was antifragile i would not worry too much about it

>>128207157
omg

bullies

i feel ashamed for having bought lsf albums in the past now

>>128207192
I knew what the reaction would be as soon as they announced the drag queen, and Saki cut her hair. People melting because they can’t blast to it.
I like it though!

he meant he finna have gay sex with idubz

stella, ian, and jiwoo is a crazy triple threat, just the other uggos like yeon and carmen dragging them down

>>128207163
this group was established to sexually harass tomi

>>128207202
we love all 8 h2h here actually

>>128207163
love shoes

>>128207198
i'd say it is pretty blastable but yes posters here always have something to complain about don't they

Spaghetti is doing worse than Hot...

>>128207198
you can definitely blast to that saki. and what freaks blast to mvs anyway? we have fancams for that.

do you idiots think that if mommy mhj knew that newjeans was going to lose, she would be doing this? obviously someone who knows must have told her that hybe will lose. everything is ready for newjeans to return to the top

>>128207168
bunny loves to tease so much

i kinda wanna buy that h2h locket even though theres no reason for an adult male to own it

>>128207202
what the fuck did you just say

>>128207118
YG is the antiintellectual one how can they be ravenclaw

>>128207182
*grunts in japanese*

as long as zuha shows her tummy it'll always be blastable no matter how shit the mv is

>>128207216
goddess

how do they stuff their bras like that

>>128207213
I think only danielle likes to be on top. the others seem more like they're bottoms desu

>>128207216
what dis from

>>128207213
she either

- is 100% sure newjeans will win
- will move newjeans to her new agency anyways even if they lose, and try to exploit some legal loophole (the company is registered in cambodia)

i think option two is more likely but feel to place your bets

>>128207222
we'll always have mute and frame by frame forwarding

>OCTOBER COMEBACKS
1 tripleS ∞! jp https://youtu.be/xe9j9hPn6Bc
2 NMIXX pr https://youtu.be/RblIsNFR1j4 Yerin Baek https://youtu.be/IydHPao0OIg Nana mv https://youtu.be/4s2WnkxSQZc
3 i-dle jp https://youtu.be/DcxiggTs_q4 WONHO pr https://youtu.be/hU8SN5d9E8Q
6 HITGS https://youtu.be/3ensCfpaUWI
7 ONEWE https://youtu.be/9LPigw3hDAo HAN X Felix X I.N (Stray Kids) ost https://youtu.be/K5bMW4ObCOo YOUNG POSSE mv https://youtu.be/CziPGAEyTe4
8 ITZY jp https://youtu.be/cPQniD4MB0w
9 Yves X PinkPantheress https://youtu.be/LYu0cXaPmz0 SEVENTEEN X PinkPantheress https://youtu.be/0lhqg-xTbHU
10 BABYMONSTER https://youtu.be/wlHwjkYpSr0 TWICE https://youtu.be/zqorlX_5oHQ BamBam (GOT7) https://youtu.be/OgEDbTDUXWU Jisoo (BLACKPINK) X ZAYN https://youtu.be/EN1tMeXQii0
12 IRISÉ https://youtu.be/gUoj_Orj7LQ
13 NMIXX https://youtu.be/EmeW6li6bbo Kino (PENTAGON) https://youtu.be/NI9hEnq-yko TWS https://youtu.be/TzbGBkEh9ms U-KNOW pr https://youtu.be/TQNtH-4ruGE Ahn Yeeun ost https://youtu.be/DkzDjlxC0-s
14 MEOVV https://youtu.be/hlULtigNNao
15 HWASA (MAMAMOO) https://youtu.be/Qe8fa4b5xNU Yves (LOONA) https://youtu.be/GBJUM6vEZwI
16 Kim Lip (ARTMS) https://youtu.be/MlI5f90ZBPM
17 Joy (Red Velvet) mv https://youtu.be/i8tm-_ZktwI
20 Hearts2Hearts https://youtu.be/Ur7aK4FvK-U BOYNEXTDOOR https://youtu.be/yAtew9dZX_E BM (KARD) https://youtu.be/eq92CQE9X9g TXT jp https://youtu.be/sswmsnPigDc
22 VVUP https://youtu.be/fMKV94jATas
23 JinSoul (ARTMS) single https://youtu.be/vx_Odm5q_kQ
24 LE SSERAFIM https://youtu.be/TvVtYaqCni8 Xdinary Heroes https://youtu.be/L4rOBdjcwLc
27 TEMPEST
28 Gyubin single
29 ZEROBASEONE jp
31 WONHO
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>>128207216
swedish meatball

>>128207152
it's the new O.O. in 3 years, it'll click. too avant-garde

h2h would have like four fans at best if it weren't for carmen. she's carrying that group like sisyphus

>>128207230
But then newjeans won't be able to promote in Korea Japan or USA

>>128207230
>company's registered in cambodia
no way LOL

>>128207229
concept photo for fifty fifty's new comeback

>>128207233
wow that's a lot of crap that came out this month

>>128207129
I honestly think you're purposely being deaf or an actual complete moron.

Listen to the song again at 0:20 where Yunjin strains her line, 0:30 where Sakura is nearly breathless, at 0:35 where Chaewon elects not to sing the very first seconds of her parts then starts singing with the backtrack and at 0:41 where Eunchae is clearly fighting over the backtrack with some imperfection in her delivery. That's just the pre-chorus verses here. If you're telling me that's not live, then I literally do not know what to tell you

if she says fuck, she fucks

>>128207239
in kpop, 1000 SEA fans = 1 korean fan

they dont have the capital to buy any merch so raw numbers are pretty useless except when it comes to voting

>>128207230
>the company is registered in cambodia
they have companies there?

if lsf is all performance and no vocals then which group is all vocals and no performance?

>>128207230
option 3 she actually needs money and other companies wouldn't take her, so she created her own company to continue making money regardless of the result
if she had everything certain to debut a new group her company wouldn't be worth 20k, she'd have an investor

>>128207250
it's definitely live anon (i am the biggest vocalfag here)
dont bother trying to correct clueless retards they dont know any better

>>128207239
doesn't ian have like 1 million views on that one crop move?

>>128207219
ravens are black and teddy wears black.
the word hufflepuff sounds funny-like and jyp acts funny-like.
griffindor are the good guys just like h2h angels.
and hybe is sneaky evils jews, like slytherin.

>>128207245
What's wrong with Cambodia?

the brown man can barely comprehend english who wouldve thought

they went full katseye

you never go full katseye

>>128207192
you werent there if you think kpg ever liked a lsf comeback outside of perfect night

>>128207255
fifty fifty choreos are usually quite simple
they're a full vocal group

>>128207193
she looks fine without the puffy eye bags

>>128207265
you never hear of it outside of that one major event in history

>>128207250
>arguing with a SEAmonstie
delusional and deaf. i remember calling out baemon for not singing live and he sperged out. does not know what he's listening to

>>128207255
probably AKMU
the singer is a massive landwhale but has a pretty voice

that said she has been slimming down lately

Spotify monthly listeners October 24 2025:

NewJeans 14,084,082
LE SSERAFIM 13,000,612

>>128207276
i heard tourists get kidnapped a lot there

>>128207262
Your just a vocal retard

>your waifu
>do you know how to cook spaghetti

>>128207216
wants to be karina

>>128207281
is this your new life purpose

>>128207271
kpg did not like perfect night either until it started to chart

Minju's damage control after being exposed by Eunchae for leaving her on read:

Ah, I read Eunchae’s KakaoTalk message
No, it’s not that I ignored it on purpose
it’s just that these days I don’t really check KakaoTalk that often
I replied right away after seeing it
I watched today’s stage, and it was so cool, seriously
The song was great too
and it was so amazing that I totally fell for it
Spaghetti!
everyone was so pretty
they all so beautiful, so kind
and so friendly
and their performance was amazing.
right, today I filmed Pink Cabinet together with Sakura sunbaenim and Kazuha sunbaenim
so please look forward to it a lot!
I filmed with such pretty people
I was completely happy

>>128207279
Wtf this isn't kpop
Don't post ugly shit like this again

Never performing again status October 24 2025:

New Jeans: yes
Everyone else: no

>>128207274
bro i kinda like nufifi, but they can be shaky with the vocals. i can't pick out the examples, but i recall some performances with too little backtrack help and it sounded raw in the bad way

Flash Forward is the best lsf song anyway

>>128207216
I thought this was illit minju damn

>>128207293
last time you posted this he started spamming gay porn
please delete it

>>128207163
paying junhwi to pretend to be leeseo

>>128207292
After School status?

where is the phrasing the phrasing the phrasing webm

>>128207306
comeback not out of the question

>>128207293
can lsfshitters go back to their general now?

>>128207301
minju's butt is smaller
this is a Chinese butt, they're usually bigger

>>128207273
me this morning watching her new fancam

>>128207288
go back to october 26th 2023, and the reception was mostly positive. If anything, Spaghetti has a more favorable position than Easy and Crazy did the time.

>>128207295
nu-fifty fifty did their latest ep live with acoustic instrumentation here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVuBO4a-ZI4
some vocal processing going on but they're still good

>>128207293
>keppies catching strays
nahhhh

>>128207117
she's so soft..

>>128207297
nice

LE SSERAFIM "SPAGHETTI (feat. j-hope of BTS)" (#4) has surpassed "GOLDEN" (#5) to be the highest charting kpop song on iTunes US

>>128207315
i did actually went back in the archives to refresh my memory and it was ok but i wouldnt say the reactions were "positive"
some people clowning it for not being their usual style and a game collab

we need more picture of this exact Lisa

’ede
’tone

>>128207320
kek fucking OWNED

>>128207325
nswers... it's over

>>128207308
from the MV or something else?

Is Wonhee fat ?

LE SSERAFIM "SPAGHETTI (feat. j-hope of BTS)" 0AM KST Update:

#15 Bugs (+3) *new peak*
#49 MelOn (+10) *new peak*
#81 Genie (+13) *new peak*

wonyoung and sydney sweeney sitting in a nicely furnished living room discussing motherhood as sydney breastfeeds leeseo

Soulie

>>128207325
extremely sus

>>128207338
holy fuck

people are loving it

>>128207325
iTunes > melon

>>128207337
she's fat where it matters

>>128207320
RUDE

sakuchan...

>>128207336
the MV shot is cool

>>128207338
oh shit it's coming...

Jinsoulie

Kara Seungyeon from Jumping

>>128207353
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
delete

>>128207353
who's that lesbian

>>128207338
the seething will be legendary

>>128207353
>that jump-cut
yeah it's somebody else's hand

>>128207338
this wouldn't be happening if they didn't screw over njz

you could make a music video of grass growing and if j-hope was in it then bts fans would still say it's great

guys if u combine the last three comebacks for lsf it reads Crazy Hot Spaghetti. there's a spicy spaghetti dish in italy called spaghetti all'assassina
the last word assassina directly translates to assassin in english, does that mean, as a last resort, fatman hired an assassin to assassinate mhj?????????

>>128207365
her name is sakura miyawaki shes from kpop girl group le sserafim

chimp looks so busted with orange hair and her five head not being covered

>>128207377
you're joking but this is some shit they would actually believe

>>128207152
>is spaghetti dogshit?

>>128207353
Source?

>>128207372
Bus flop in us

she is cute and funny
and sweet like honey
you guessed right
it's Le Sserafim's Sakura Miyawaki

love me some flat breasts

>>128207367
lmao....haewon humbled

>>128207377
this is about as valid as any other tokki theory

>>128207380
thankfully it's just a wig
i dont like the meme color either

>>128207338
jhope oppa saved us yaaaas !

I went to the Spaghetti premiere and it was all panting men with meatsauce on their faces. Partway through, someone passed up a squealing dog and Chimp held it by its trunk and pantomimed humping it; then she shadowboxed its head before passing it back. The front row, first and last overweight men with meatsauce-glazed faces, laughed and blindly groped for her toes. It was one of the most depraved ninety minutes I've ever experience.

would you a noona

>>128207325
Is that supposed to be the same as the Apple Music chart because I checked and it’s not on there

>>128206926
if that's not ai that's a whore if I've seen one

false alarm brothers it's some woman not a m*n
but she does look like a gaypop it's very convincing

even with any chartshit success, i can't deny anons spitting facts when they said
>hybe wants another gnarly
it's charting better in U.S., and it's pandering to westoid slop. bleh, next cb back to good k-pop juseyo

>>128207354
>>128207401
It looks better in performances where theres no door in the way

>>128207377
it goes deeper
>fatman hired an assassin
>there's a chimp in the group
>marvel has a character called Hit - Monkey
is marvel in cahoots with him???!!!

>>128207405
that's a oppa

>>128207407
There's no hourly ranking for Apple Music, compared to iTunes. It's just daily for AM.

>>128207384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yjgwDqxrnQ
no english subs yet but theres japanese subs if you can read it

>>128207412
oh I genuinely thought I was insulting a gaypop by calling him a lesbian

the hierarchy has been established

ive
(newjeans)
nmixx
aespa
lsf

>>128207422
oppas can't have a pussy
and she likes girls too, she's not gay

yejibros...

absolute shite that lesserafim song

>>128207427
where does After School fit?

>>128207427
(newjeans)
nmixx
ive
itzy
aespa
stayc
lsf
kep1er

>>128207427
IVE is nugu now buddy

>>128207412
>>128207353
sakura loves men looking women

not enough ass shaking to be a gnarly

>>128207429
Sakura is absolutely gay anon

my 60s wife ningy

i've studied h2h's bodies extensively

Spaghetti looks like to become the biggest global hit for LSF.

lil bro still thinks new jeans is bigger than aespa

>>128207378
she did actually admit to having a lewd dream about another female idol back in her akb days

>>128207442
i made this webm

>>128207434
beautiful depiction of nsaars

>>128207391
Huh isn't flat

>>128207405
that's a fucking goblin

sigh

>new lsf bad
and how good was newjeans' new song? LMAO

>>128207449
doubt it's gonna go bigger than perfect night

>>128207454
doing god's work

>>128207435
same as every other lsf song then

>>128207449
Weird that their songs get more popular in inverse proportion to their quality. It's almost as though millions of dollars are put to swelling the sales figures.

>>128207467
Pit stop? Very good. Can't wait to hear the full song with clean audio

I kinda liked LSF before even their dogshit tracks like Crazy, but this comeback is just embarrassing

statue

>teaser sounds better than the actual song
such many cases

>>128207405
her dark circles are f*cking severe

>>128207467
we're trying to forget about that

>>128207467
you know people can criticize lsf's song without it having anything to do with newjeans, right?

>>128207476
Crazy is good though

>>128207474
but... that was the clean audio

>>128207474
>Pit stop
uoooooooooohhohhhhhh

>>128207479
woof woof

>>128207474
"BrEAthE BeFORE i SPeak!"

>>128207401
thank you sir

>>128207474
based amd true
also more than a million people tuned into the live stream as well

>>128207476
>their dogshit songs
dog group

>>128207464
That's a lady thank you very much

i love aespa

>>128207501
megakisseu

OOAKchads we win again

>>128207505
welcome to my world

ooak
more like
ook ook

>>128207513
Ultra banger

isn't that a gdragon song? why is she always copying more successful people?

>>128207476
bring us back to antifragile

>>128207515
>Ultra banger
Kpop hasn't released a banger since 2016.

>>128207501
this creature looks like its plotting something nefarious against the human race

>New lsf song releases
>/kpg/ makes fun of it for being actual shit this time
>lesserturds have a melty

Just tell the girls to have better songs??

jiu

cute

>>128207521
ohh I get it because bang bang bang by big bang released on 2016 haha and the name literally translates to banger haha

>>128207453
oh im well aware of her past she really likes girls

>>128207504
uggo goblin pug dyke

statue

>>128207448
no you didn’t because then you’d know

lsfchads just enjoying the seethy

amber is the ugliest sm idol of all time

the one i want to fuck the most in h2h is ****

>>128207534
know what

>>128207405
why is she a dyke

>>128207537
wouldn't be a lsf comeback without any

hyeju's lesbianism was particularly exciting because she regularly dressed in a way that made men happy too

>>128207448
juun has amazing tits

>>128207481
they're normal your waifu just uses tons of filters

Girls Day's I'll Be Yours was the last gasp of the second gen back in 2017

>>128207549
ENTER

>>128207543
Yeon? You sick fuck. She's barely learned to walk and you wanna drive that deformed appendage of yours into her every crevice.

>>128207532
>statue
describes muh d*** when i see kazuha

>>128207539
you fucking take that back

>>128207564
maybe he meant a-na

>>128207563
I'd fuck this dude ngl

>>128207557
yura and hyeri were always a lethal combo

>>128207564
hmm? I was thinking of yuha ;^) pervert

i have it on good authority that when the members of le sserafim and nmixx meet at stages and events, they all gather together and debate who is flatter out of kazuha or bae

>>128207548
Amber just likes looking like that
she's a beautiful lady

>>128207557
davichi noonas are climbing the charts fast with their mid song rn

yuha please eat

>>128207580
they should make them wrestle in the mud

>>128207547
someone is going to have big thangs in 3 years

>>128207583
she's not lady-like stop trying to undo her nature

>>128207358
>>128207583
was it better styling or did kpops just look better back in the day?

>>128207584
Omo
Davichi noonas have that sexy secretary vibe

>>128207596
i wish i was a little white ratdog...

what the fuck happened to kpop...

>>128207568
gooks holding guns

zuha noooooooooooooo

>>128207601
You just happen to like them brown and gooky

>>128207609
le sseracucks

>>128207607
Yura ass
my face

>>128207614
get in line

>>128207603
love to see those two sticking together through all these years

>>128207609
who is that guy

>>128207609
NAAHHH WTF. YO NUGU ASS BITCH GET YOUR ARM OFF HER.

>>128207609
He mogs her...

GET AWAY FROM HER AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>128207609
WHO IS THAT MAN
GET OFF MY KAZUHA

>>128207270
Is that an insult or a compliment, I can't tell.

>>128207609
>>128207625
h-he's gay

>>128207589
She can have some of my homemade mayo. I'm a homekeeping boy myself so I get to making it on industrial scale. She can have a large-bulk shipment.

>>128207609
>>128207615
>>128207625
it wasn't enough to drop spaghetti

now they are humiliating all of their male fans

>>128207625
is it me or Eunchae has been looking kinda bogged lately

man the brows look so damn bad why didnt stylist nim stop her

>>128207640
>lately

>>128207640
novel take

>>128207609
that's a girl, retard

SPAGHETTI (feat. #JHOPE) ” reached #1 on iTunes in 41 countries around the world !

#1 Argentina
#1 Armenia
#1 Austria
#1 Azerbaijan
#1 Belarus
#1 Brazil
#1 Bulgaria (English ver)
#1 Cambodia
#1 Chile
#1 Costa Rica
#1 Czech Republic
#1 Dominican Republic
#1 Ecuador
#1 Estonia
#1 Finland
#1 Guatemala
#1 Honduras
#1 Hungary
#1 Indonesia
#1 Kazakhstan
#1 Malaysia
#1 Malta
#1 Mauritius
#1 Mexico
#1 Moldova
#1 Nicaragua
#1 Norway
#1 Peru
#1 Philippines
#1 Poland
#1 Russia
#1 Saudi Arabia
#1 Singapore
#1 Spain
#1 Swaziland (English ver)
#1 Sweden
#1 Taiwan
#1 Thailand
#1 Turkey
#1 Ukraine
#1 Uzbekistan

>>128207655
with that jaw?

>>128207656
it's probably something like #9999 in lithuania

women like haseul are considered fertility goddesses now because of the lack of competition

>>128207611
So, korean

no one cares about itunes

>>128207656
based Bulgaria and Swaziland not putting up with g**k sh*t

>>128207660
leeseo..

>>128207656
korea being the last bastion of samsung users

EAT IT UP