Thread 128207805

>comment about a drummer
>"he's a human metronome!"

>>128207805 (OP)
>comment about a metronome
>"it's a robot drummer!"

>>128207805 (OP)
>wacked out german freak tripping on 5000mcg of the purest sandoz acid approaches jaki liebezeit after a concert and says emphatically
>YOU MUST PLAY MONOTONOUS

mechanical boring drummers can fuck off

>comment about a guitarist
">"he plays just like <famous guitarist>!"

>comment about pianist
>"he can really tickle those ivories!"

>>128207831
>"hey man, I love how you play, its very monotonous"

>>128207805 (OP)
Perfect Percussion

>comment about music
>"beethoven did this way better because he utilized ritardando"