Thread 128210055

every poster itt looks exactly like ian actually i have hacked everyone's phone cameras and webcams this thread is literally just 10 to 15 ians posting all day long

I cannot
focus
on anything
on anyone
but you you you

>>128211305
>imblyign I'm not using a desktop with no webcam
mobilefags need to die

Hello this is my to do list as kpg schizo. Thoughts?
1) Threesome with Naky and Bibi.
2) Running train on Danielle with "running club" bros post morning run.
3) Exploit Ella's lowering self esteem by giving her all the validation and love, but only when she does depraved slutty stuff for me. She becomes addicted.
4) Fucking Chaewon while Shiro watches like a good little cuck he is.
5) Passionate sex with Yeji in Paris, but we are strangers and don't speak the same language.
6) Become LeBron and obliterate Yuqi's insides.

hey fimmies, people are saying a lot of mean stuff about you guys rn but I just want you to know that you can ALWAYS suck me off

yuha

comeback date?

>>128211313
Did Bae really say this?!?

>>128211312
porn addiction is real

>>128211311
this an ian space if you don't look exactly like ian you can't post sorry please verify your ian status before making any more posts

i look just like yunho except:
he is taller
he is older
different eye colors
different hair types and color
also i not asian

blazin benni
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/74D3EMNdno0

>>128211331
we love Karina we love hookers

>>128211328
you'll never know how I look like
:^)

post more ian
post ian more

I knew fromis_5 would just be a cash grab. They barely post anything!

>>128211331
what did I miss?

>>128211343
thank fucking god

>>128211331
>girls standing in a line must be hookers

>>128211355
pov: they see your dick

theyre on tour brother

why does she make THAT guy seethe?

is this good?

>>128211361
that pic has nothing but confirmed hookers

>>128211362
we NEED more dick reactions in here. especially vids

>>128211331
i still don't understand how the left picture proves anything and at this point i am too afraid to ask

>>128211367
me in the middle :)

>>128211348
I think this is the infamous post that's led to the "jaewook's ____" shitposting

>>128211367
he can't handle all that

>>128211374
if an idol is walking in the streets it means she's out for dicks

>>128211367
Does kpg like this guy? He's amused me in a couple funny kpop compilations

>>128211377
it's not shitposting she confirmed it herself

>>128211371
for a nugu group yes.
for lsf it's really bad.

oh shit Karina cucks once again coping. are they on here 24/7?

>>128211386
eh i think he's ok. lots of posters hate him and korean humor tho

>>128211355
this reminds me of highschool

>>128211386
I do, reminds me of the office

>>128211386
this is a moon seyoon household

your response?

big fan of park minju naked

people are bullying moka on tiktok, harassing her with food emoji under her videos
why are women and twinks like this?

>>128211371
I think you know already so I won't answer yes or no
I'll just say h2h focus sold 147,968 on day 1

chimpy spaghetty

>>128211409
is it really that different from what anons do here?

>>128211406
yes please

>>128211409
westoids are mentally ill

>>128211406
piss off uggo

Hanni rolls up her sleeve and with a sly smirk broadening her face, she reaches into a pot bubbling with boiling water and fishes out a hot dog. Her hand going up to her forearm partakes of the hot dog's cerise color, but nary a wince crosses her face. The boiled dog, wet through and steaming, she slips between her lips. In and out she thrusts it never once removing her eyes from yours, until---gloop! She swallows it whole. You watch as it migrates down her throat and disappears into the lump of her body. She opens her mouth to show you its cavernous red emptiness, and then with her burned hand, she twists open the button of your jeans, ticks down your fly and falls to her knees, hungry for another hot dog.

>>128211414
we like tiny girls here

next challenge for moka: get pregnant

>>128211371
you already know the answer to that.

>>128211406
lewd ballerina

>>128211424
let's goooo smut bro is here. keep them coming

>>128211414
kpg anons want moka to eat out of love and care
that one is just making fun of her

>>128211428
the only idol that learned how to ride dicks before bikes

>>128211431
proof??

>>128211409
Fat roasties mad that she’s thin?

>>128211420
post her ass

>I got no time to lose.
>It’s been such a long day. I just want to see you.
>Ra-ta-ta-ta my trembling heart (ra-ta-ta-ta).
>I got nothing to lose.
>[I want to say that] I like you, oh-whoa, oh-whoa, oh-whoa.

>>128211437
eat out moka. got it

>>128211424
>cerise color
nigga you gay

>>128211371
is it arnageddon bad or dirty work bad?

>>128211437
yes brother I would love to eat out moka

>>128211446
the last natty group

women are jealous of her frail skinny body. we want her to plump up unironically

>>128211371
nope
it's owarida

>>128211454
Life's too short bad

>>128211446
cute noser

>>128211420
does dogfucker really fuck her dog or just make out with it passionately for the flavour of dog ass?

https://youtu.be/HM6UpQZvbhY

fromisbros we go we go

>>128211454
>dirty work
flip a coin

>>128211371
bet they regret going to coachella

ive flopped
illit flopped
aespa flopped
lsf flopped
kpop is fucking saved

>>128211409
This was posted by a fat American
Even with ozempic they can't be thin

>>128211367
ian so tiny

>>128211444
shiro won't allow it

>>128211446
pure beautiful lyrics

just read the news cant believe the big companies killed the show.

This is a hot spot
Your favorite dish like a hot pot
You taste it once and fall in love
And now you can't go back
My girls in the kitchen
We're cookin' it up what you're craving
I flick my wrist, yeah, I'm saucin'
And now the world's gone mad

You don't need to think too much
Oh, just savor all the flavor dancing on your tongue (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Now my name is melting in your mouth
Guilty pleasure never killed nobody, try me out
[Chorus: Sakura, Kim Chaewon, Huh Yunjin, Hong Eunchae]
(Woo) I serve looks like spaghetti
I serve looks like bon appétit
All my girls hot and ready
Eat it up, eat it, eat it up
(Woo) I serve looks like spaghetti
Bad dish in between your teeth
All my girls hot and ready
Eat it up, eat it, eat it up

[Post-Chorus: Hong Eunchae, Kazuha & j-hope]
Eat it up, eat it, eat it (Woah)
Eat it up, eat it up
Eat it up, eat it, eat it
Eat it up, eat it, eat it up}

Yeah, this is a hot spot
Don't give a fuck 'bout what you want
The minute that I hit your taste buds
I'm getting all three stars
You act like you hate it
So why did you cheat on your diet?
You sneak a bite when I can't see
You better stop lying
[Pre-Chorus: Huh Yunjin, Kim Chaewon, All]
Don't care what you talk about
You keep coming back for seconds when you hear this sound (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Now my name is melting in your mouth (Ooh)
Chew it over 'til you know what you can't live without

(Woo) I serve looks like spaghetti
I serve looks like bon appétit
All my girls hot and ready
Eat it up, eat it, eat it up
(Woo) I serve looks like spaghetti
Bad dish in between your teeth
All my girls hot and ready
Eat it up, eat it, eat it up

Eat it up, eat it, eat it (Woah)
Eat it up, eat it up
Eat it up, eat it, eat it (Woah)
Eat it up, eat it, eat it up
Eat it up, eat it, eat it (Woah)
Eat it up, eat it up
Eat it up, eat it, eat it

how would your kpopfu respond?

>>128211473
um rebel heart PAK and RAK’d sister. 11 show wins too.

>>128211488
yeah
rip nugus
now they will never win anything

>>128211492
and xoxz?

desu the spaghetti concept is so unappealing
for me the biggest draw of lsf has always been that they are literal high end escorts, they are hot as fuck. they did to them the same thing they did to itzy, taking hot girls and make them look absolutely ridiculous like buffons, so it really ruins the bit. they should have gone back to their roots of looking like the finest pieces of ass in asia, instead we got chaewon looking like sweet tooth from twisted metal

>>128211466
>post-purepop fromis
you are almost certainly some brown retard who picked them up after they went to shit

>>128211492
are you slow? he's referring to the latest cbs

>>128211473
2025 and BP and Twice are still winning

>>128211496
yeah

will you support her come back?

>>128211406
yes

>see this at your local watering hole
wat do

>>128211488
its over for nugus

>>128211515
water the hole

>>128211515
pretend Im not looking at her but in a somehow still really obvious way

>>128211511
I MISS YOU AAAAAAAAAAAH

>>128211508
this is unedited

>>128211496
I liked their pretentious early concepts about religion and mythology and shit. Something about Asians just yearns to be trashy and they need to resist it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAAyxQb4x7Y
Me and my girlies, gettin' our pearlies

tokkis it's almost the end of the year and njz hasn't made a comeback yet, what's the hold up?

>>128211521
I hope she gets more work

>>128211528
OOAK soon brother

>>128211367
the girl on the left looks like she'd go along with Ian and do anything Ian says

>ningning asks you to help her cook this
how do you respond?

>>128211528
stream spaghetti pls

>>128211528
how can you be a tokki and not have a countdown until Oct 30th

>>128211515
vomit

>>128211495
#2 peak and stayed in the top 10 for months

>>128211502
uhoh seethy

>>128211537
he's not a tokki

>>128211532
fuck that's hot

>>128211542
why would people come on here and lie

>>128211540
only #1 counts as not flopping

>>128211383
Pure idols don't walk, they can just levitate.

>>128211528
Anon, I...

>>128211525
yeah same exactly what I mean, they need to go back to that it was whorish and elegant, it exploited them just right

>>128211540
#2 peak on which chart and post the source

>>128211529
FUCK........

im a mokki

>>128211529
thats a lot of phones

has a kpop group ever inspired you to learn how to dance?
aespa should seek that inspiration too

what does spaghetti sound like?

>>128211534
Does it still work if the virgin boy is 27

>>128211540
xoxz did not get #2 on melon dumbass

lazy

>>128211548
>>128211561
Zoa successful actress angel

>>128211569
hi yeji!

>>128211562
Like a bad bitch in between your teeth

>>128211540
it peaked at #2 on my personal playlist

xoxz peaked at #1 in my heart

>>128211560
amazing how talentless groups like aespa can do so well

>>128211540
xoxz is one month old

name ONE bad bitch between your teeth

Love J

>>128211587
moka

la la la la la la
i know what iam
la la la la la la
i am a pit man

"XOXZ" by IVE reached a peak of #2 on the Melon TOP100 Chart and #8 on the Melon Daily Chart.

>>128211587
shut the fork up

>>128211406
wtf...

>>128211587
lisa

>>128211592
now show me nmixx's blue valentine

>>128211540
he asked about xoxz, not whatever song you're thinking of

good comeback

I thought spaghetti was going to be better based off the samples. I think a lot of kpop songs are ruined by their members needing specific sections to be featured on which dilutes the potential of a song greatly

>>128211592
I thought dives said melon didn't matter?

easy falseflaggy

bra strap

>>128211604
it only matters when ive is number one

>>128211587
The girl reading this

>>128211529
she looks like a gangnam unnie now that has completely lost her spark. from now on it's just gonna be prostitution in exchange for pathetic little gucci bags

>>128211555
xoxz didn't peak at #2. i believe it peaked at #7 (maybe 6). and it didn't stay in the top 10 for months. it stayed in the top 10 for LESS than 2 months.

>>128211615
heehee

it's that easy

youll always be my juuuu-u-u-u valentine

Imagine being 18 and saying first and foremost I wanna go under the knife five times to look like a batty monster for my fans--that's the mindset that precipitated Eunchae's bogging.

>>128211607
eyebrows

>>128211604
Only youtube views count

I asked grok about it and he said your post is wrong and gay

lizard idols are among us

why are dives always saying only billboard and spotify matter?

nugus are getting 10 milly on youtube now

>>128211643
they are brown

>>128211643
pretty sure those aren't dives. ive performs embarrassingly bad on billboard and spotify for a supposed big group

>>128211621
it was 5 but hes just baiting so he cant argue with himself

>>128211529
looks unrecognisable
dr kim strikes again

>>128211641
mamma mia call me a scalie im diving dick first into her cloaca

continuing my journey of itzy discography listen at CRAZY IN LOVE now

>>128211643
nmixx will embarrass them there too

be nice to Zoa

>>128211396
Fair. Asian humour in general is kind of like that.

>>128211602
aggressively spinnin' on it...

when is it not this easy

>>128211643
i think youre confusing dives with fearnots

>>128211655
OMO

>>128211646
10 million is the invariable number of views nugu companies purchase for their acts. It's screamingly funny to watch them rocket to 10 million day one and then snooze there for 10 weeks in a row.

yuqi and miyeon fighting over it
putting them on time out and giving it to minnie instead

>>128211529
>2 glasses
is it her bf taking the pic?

Bros my mom is listening to the new LSF because j-hope is in it...

>>128211470
coachellaaaa you ready to shake some ass??

he's right
in an instant we were distracted from lsf's day 1 sales for a while, weren't we

Mai isn't in itzy

>>128211659
Tell you one thing about Itzy - if other groups did Wannabe, their fans would never shut the fuck up about it. What a tune.

>>128211659
>my journey of itzy discography listen
why would you do that to yourself?

>>128211694
your mom is a amwf bunny

>>128211694
kek

mai is yejis alter ego

>>128211701
japanese yeji come here

ITZYYYYYYYYYYY

yg must pay for his crimes

why do people like j hope outside of being in bts?

>>128211719
honestly this shit is too sad

>>128211710
cant be as bad as some of the garbage released in recent years

>>128211719
evil what they did to her

bro was right all along

>>128210635
i am literally going to marry naky or die trying

ITZY looks like they were forging the next breed of idols, at that time 4th gen, and the first few came off the belt looking...odd. So they bunched them into one group and sold it to JYP at a steep discount.

>>128211735
>starting a sentence with bro
you are brown

>>128211446
I used to think that "hurt" was about a boy. But now I've realized that they were talking to us

you're so fucking useless jfc
you bicker all day about inane vaguely kpop themed bullshit and no one even as much as mentions rescene announcing their comeback for late november
i hate you dumb pieces of shit so much

>>128211735
same energy

bro mad

>>128211742
are you okay?

>>128211743
how so

>>128211752
I don't respect you

>>128211752
nigga got into kpop yesterday

Rescene has announced their comeback for late november

>>128211740
lmao true

>>128211661
sadly not

>>128211715
Izna needs more lewds

>>128211515
ask the landlord to bar her

>>128211745
sorry

>>128211752
how did you make this? template?
we have sort of similar taste

>>128211757
>divebrown
of course, go back to your containment thread darkie

>>128211745
sorry we don't care about your nugus

>>128211696
LSF's Coachella wasn't THAT bad...

BLACKPINK just set the bar unrealistically high
https://youtube.com/shorts/6Jo0XGCJSJ8?si=QVBJFGPAndMXv92d

anyone who does not have a le sserafim member in their top ten is not trustworthy

>>128211745
whoscene?

>>128211757
nice socks

bro is brown

jiwoocoin investors we are raking it in

>>128211659
based
itzy unironically have the most well known songs in kpop

Would Bang

>>128211772
bro is so mad

>>128211798
why does orbitsissy love jeets so much

>>128211745
Did they ever get their door back?

>>128211798
lol

>>128211745
i get why you’re frustrated. this palce is honestly exhausting. you come here expecting to talk about things you actually care about and instead everyone is just caught up in arguing over meaningless shit. kpg can be such a shithole. threads get derailed, people nitpick over nothing, and anything important just gets lost in the noise. it pisses me off too, especially when there’s a genuine announcement or comeback to be excited about. i feel for you bro. but who is rescene?

>>128211802
idk his brain is fucking broken as shit

>>128211802
He is one

fearnots + armys, we should be aiming for a top 10 spot. Let's get it

>>128211745
based

spaghetti flopped

>>128211745
if you care about rescene why aren't you the one telling us there's a comeback on the way

song is called spaghetti but they never cooked

>>128211812
I have listened to spaghetti on my walk to get icecream and back

>>128211812
the "music" on this list is painfully bad...

just saw a samefag

>>128211800
yall frfr skibidi rizz deadass no cap af bruh

ngl i hate popular groups the way girls talk about them online makes me hate them women are so insufferable and annoying

fiftyfifty single comeback and no mention....

>>128211826
not a very sex-haver comment is it

>>128211826
you should try sucking off men!

Never thought I’d say this bros, but winty looked mich better when she had a round face

>>128211828
>fiftyfifty single comeback
well tell me when they make up their mind!

>>128211826
same as here on kpg then

katseyebros, lsf's pale imitation of us is flattering but they should really leave it to the masters

https://youtu.be/-6HWMkyTAaA

outta the way spaghetti the superior pasta is here

>>128211833
not at all

>>128211833
>>128211834
I hate roasties so much it's unreal

>>128211833
and that's a good thing!

kpg gets too schizo every time lsf shits the bed

rosie best girl. shout out to the rosie posters

would you eat haerin's cookies?

>>128211603
Explain a bit more. What do you mean by needing specific sections?

>>128211849
kpg is schizo all the time tho

lily best hapa
and it is kind of close (nina)

>>128211826
its called popular group syndrome and it applies to male fans too

>>128211835
mu cute daughterfu...

>>128211851
yes

fastest way to get 3 day vacation, i cant handle kpop anymore

>>128211793
why did you make this

>>128211826
you sound kinda weak dbh
getting irate and catty about random chatter
maybe grow some thicker skin and start acting like a man, brother

>>128211793
best ' woo

kpop makes me sad on the inside

>>128211870
i didnt

Hot take: I love women

>>128211881
gay

>>128211849
if anything that's just a tiny part of it. another small part is the newjeans ruling coming up. much bigger than both of those is nmixx finally has a hit song so nsaars are having fun kicking everyone's teeth in.

>>128211868
post ur wiener

anybody want to chat about how hot yel is

I love illit

yejibros we just ate 1.1lbs of pork loin

>>128211880
TWIST

>>128211819
it's called al dente

this is a good time for kpg
complain all you want but you will still miss these times when they are over

chillin chillin kind of a banger

>>128211759
They're not hurt, but the fans and the industry are :(

there are too many of them named the same thing

>>128211793
>random seashit at the bottom
brown

>>128211880
so you saved it and thought it would be a good idea to post

>>128211908
yea and I'll do it again too

>>128211912
based he can't do JACK about it

h2h

>>128211912
hwaiting saar

>>128211900
That was Yeji's favorite at the time