Thread 128210696

Guardians of /metal/.
old pathways: >>128201644
FAQ: https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

this is the thread

I really like stoner doom

>>128210662
You secretly love my stuff I bet. I like the honest people in here, who write positive stuff about metal and help me out with ai art generators etc, but I know alot of bad actors here at the same time are corrupt cunts. That's why I'm here, cause /meal/ sucks for ETM and IDGAF anymore xD I still love the good people though. Cyber Hounds From Hell would'nt have happened if I hadn't been in here. Fuck you evil cunts. I hope you get eaten by a fucking golden retriever. The 'friendly' dog. (But it's not fucking friendly...)

>he copy and pasted the exact same post
wew lad

>>128210763
Against truth are we? Wanna gatekeep by jumping threads do we? Clown...

BLASTING

That's the problem with the world today. Stupid people think others are as stupid as them..

>>128210760
get AIDS and die scum

>>128210817
You know what, it's more likely to happen to you because of KARMA...

The truth, and karma... always wins, in the end :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCKDTAphHug

I'm for the lightbringers. Not the degenerates. Lucifer is the angel of light. Degenerates just degenerate. Sucks to be you lol..

THAT THING AIN'T CUTE! \\m//

>>128210817
This.

I LIKE YOU! \\m//
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aARUov34dzA

Why’s that Serb not in a mental institution? \\m//

Meant for >>128210865 :D

>>128210710
Yeah?

>>128210890
I'm not mental. I'm for common sense. I don't want harm done to others. I want truth. Others want harm done to people cause they want truth. I guess thats the difference between the west and the east :)

I must remaster that things not cute in the name of 4chin. Really glad people like it here! I understand some nasty ppl here too, but I couldn't give a fuck really. The nasty cunts are like dogs barking to me. They mean nothing. If they bother me, I deal with the threat. I'll have to do a song about that lol.

>>128210914
>I want truth
Here: you're a cunt.

>>128210962
Shut up worthless dog nutter. We know what your game is.

>>128210961
Titled “All Bark And No Bite” \\m//

>>128210914
you want the truth? no one likes you. we especially don't like your stupid AI crap. and we love dogs here. delete every AI abomination you've made from the internet and throw yourself in front of a bus you worthless piece of shit.

>>128210961
>like dogs barking to me. They mean nothing.
>obsesses over them for more than a year on a board for music discussion
Subhuman IQ

Go fuck your dog and let it maul your penis, cause 'that's what dogs do'...retard. Give it a french kiss also and get sepsis. Please:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnTZlmkcLTI

>>128210986
Correct.

>>128210984
They do bite though. I'm not gonna do a song where I 'promote' mutts as harmless, cause they're not.
>>128210986
You speak for one person, retard. Go fuck your mutt. Truth is coming like a freight train :)

So anyways. How about those dodgers

>>128211009
It’s a phrase meaning they’re punks. They talk trash but when it comes down to it they don’t do anything

do you guys write lyrics

All of the mutts bite, and you can literally die from a scratch from them. That's the facts. Nowadays COVID MUTTS are probably the worst!:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v3rVr1vcOM

>>128211012
We're thinking Blue Jays in this general, due to fantastic contributions Canada has given to metal music.

>>128211020
Maybe some weak punks where you live.

>>128211042
Metallica is from LA

>>128211046
Nah all dogs are punks unless they’ve been trained like police dogs.

>>128211042
The Blue Jays may be Canada's baseball team, but FUCK Toronto. BC and Alberta reign supreme.
>>128211058
Metallica are rock, not metal.

>>128211009
>You speak for one person
he speaks for /metal/
fuck off and die

Varg is gay and has AIDS.

>>128211025
Bongman 'twas a lad
who sucked off a chad
whilst in drag,
then had his ass spread
so now he's a fag,
but he's still sad
'cuz he gets less head
than his grandad

>>128211084
This has been proven many times as being absolutely FALSE.
Stop spreading LIES.

>>128211068
Does the Bettman curse extend to baseball?

>>128211002
Debunked.

>>128211096
10/10, this should be an oi song

>>128211068
Canadians are subhuman. Milquetoast country

>>128211063
Police dogs are basically weaponised dogs against humanity. They turn against their 'masters' regularly too. I would post a link, but its not metal related, so I'd get banned. Look it up.
BLASTING! \\m//
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5iIKVALuuU

BAN THE BEASTS! \\m//
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y8kiaXnKBM

https://youtu.be/9QUbyNG8TO0?si=fW1JiBvZtMzochBs&t=308
what even is this band man, what the fuck is that breakdown? this thing is the closest to transcendence as you can get, these guys should be praised as highly as chopin, vivaldi and.. they're one of the greatest composers to walk on earth...

I'm going to /trad/ Fuck this shit.

Jute Gyte

>>128211068
If caller of the storms wears corpse paint is it considered white face ?

>>128211243
what are you trading?

>>128211334
Lol

Are some of the posters here trying to derail /metal/ discussion? We got now another general /trad metal/ general that leeches normal contributors to discussion and then there are these weird posters/guys who don't seem to discuss music

/gg/ general used to has this problem too, 2 trolls derailing and killing all discussion just spamming the shit out of and people afraid to actually discuss guitar

besides mgla and white ward which bands have high IQ lyrics

This post was just deleted:
https://desuarchive.org/mu/thread/128210696/#q128211378

>>128211399
Nanowar is unironically the highest IQ metal band

>>128211405
bro

>>128211399
Burzum.

>>128211418
high IQ shitposting at its finest

>>128211399
I'm drawing a blank

>>128211399
Summoning and their Black Speech song.

>>128211403
These threads hardly discuss metal and they haven't for years now. Nothing new here.

>>128211399
at the gates because any time I read Tompa's lyrics I have no fucking idea wtf I'm reading

RIP btw

>>128211399
Arghoslent and GBK

>>128211441
Not a Burzum song but Quintessence written by Varg requires a high IQ to appreciate the lyrics.

weeks

>>128211610
by weeks you mean
>These are the YouTube links I opened recently

or you own these physically?

>>128211624
they're physically on my hard drive :-)

this sounds like castle rat (vocals wise), but this is actually really good

https://krallice.bandcamp.com/album/no-hope
Krallice (NEW)

>>128211656
and J Mascis plays drums on this? wtf

>>128211610
Great taste. I don’t have a week though

>>128211403
it's funny how when they want to, jannies will work frighteningly fast

>>128211638
based

>>128211403
false flag

>>128211721
Not enough time for that

people say discharge copy bands are low iq because they just play the same shit over and over again but how do you even come up with those riffs?

>>128211399
Epica is a shit band but they write about quantum mechanics

>>128211792
>>128211792
>>128211792

Serpent Column is pretty good. I was the one who said they were boring the other day but I was thinking of Svartidaudi

We need a better term than Avant-Garde Black Metal, it always makes me think of a guy soifacing.

>>128211581
Correct.

I just wrote a bunch of d-beat lyrics

I really enjoy this album.

PEOPLE ALWAYS TURN AWAY FROM THE EYES OF A STRANGER! \\m//
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4duZjxusGM

>>128211963
what does the d stand for?

>>128210783
More heavy metal and renaissance faire than I want from my pagan black metal

>>128212041
disdain (for you plebs)

Any corrupt brits in? Fuck you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nu_TXaq8dM

>>128212041
dick

SERBIA RULEZ! Have a good night to the nice ppl ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgNPTn6WW6s

>>128212206
Based

give me some thrash albums you love, especially stuff that you seldom see mentioned

>>128212041
DOGS (we HATES filthy dogses here).

>>128212274
This is a death and black metal general

>>128212274
80s Thrash

>ANCIENT. ROTTEN. GRAVEYARDS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lrB901RcXk

I like my women mature, with a hairy pussy and big tits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEGcVrc12k0

>>128212257
Nazi music. Awful.

Gonna put my new Acid Bath hoodie on and go for a walk. I'm such a fag lol. Whatever I don't give a fuck.

>>128212257
Why do you type like a bitch?

>>128212337
>ah bloo bloo i hate ambience Black Sabbath FX ruined Vol. 4 too ah bluh bluh

>>128212343
The pink one?

>>128212346
Why are you delete posts like a bitch?

>>128212355
Yeah. I just realized I have a Zoom meeting at 5 though so I'll do it later.

>>128212295
Me too :D
Have a good one to the nice ppl. Love the nice ppl <3. The not so nice people, who tell me not to wake up etc. Yeah, f you :) Go fuck your dogs retards, cause you've given up and know no other living thing will ever like you, apart from your fucking dog, and your fucking dog will probably turn against you someday also. Throw in the towel. To the rest of decent humanity, I love you and see you tomorrow on some platform. I won't be breaking my ass to post on here again though, that's for sure xD

>>128212274
Do AI albums count?

>>128212337
god damn so I'm not the only one, I hate that fucking """song"""
>>128212350
pozzy sabbath sucks anyway so
FRIG
OFF

>>128210783
First beer of the night cracked open, warming up with some demos. Have a good weekend /metal/!

>>128212368
SAAR

>>128212402
Go Dodgers!

>>128212374
My dog Mr. Deathbiter ate my neighbours son. I got off for free because it was some balkan person. Blasted some epic death metal and Burzum while I celebraed my win.

>>128212369
Bet you look zesty af in it.

>I listen to deathcore
>I listen to Impending Doom
>I really enjoy the message of the New Testament when the preacher chugs his E string on stage

How about those anaheim angels

BLACK METAL IS ABOUT CARRYING OUT THE EVIL DEEDS OF MASTER SATAN. IF YOU ARE NOT A SATANIST, FUCK OFF!
AVE SATHANAS!

Oswald Osboner has died.

>>128212510
At least get new material.

LAST SONG! WOO! \\m//
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v2pGeFZwhg

>venom
>celtic frost
>sodom
Yep, it’s black metal time.

>>128212510
Not that great, I don't even want to know her name

>>128212589
>meh
>shit
>meh
and none of that has anything to do with black metal, boom boom

>>128212448
They swept the Dodgers their last series therefore the Angels are actually the best team. Metal for this feel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoX6AKuYWL8&list=RDqoX6AKuYWL8

>>128212636
Probably this Not Metal metal >>128212685

>>128212442
I don’t care how based and redpilled you are, if you cringe at satanism and blasphemy in metal, you’re a poser.

SATANIC DOGS FROM HELL! \\m//

Proscription - Desolate Divine (Black/Death Metal)

this is AOTY

The Serbian AI metal trend seems to be over.

.

>>128212803
That cover looks like AI

>>128212854
We have a genius here, everyone pack their bags and go home

>>128212861
That deicide album banished by sin, also AI woop

>>128212930
Rip my nig

>>128212943
Bongman is alive, happily married and has two kids.

bongman is dead inside, married to his computer, and has only ever impregnated his tube socks

.

After Morbid Angel clicked there aren't any other death metal bands that come close desu. They don't have a 'bad' album either, despite what the fools here will say

>>128212943
What are you even talking about, Jean-Claude?

Atheist's first 2 > Morbid Angel's first 2

>>128213057
Yea Morbid Angel's discography is probably one of the strongest in all of OSDM.

>>128213073
Bongman has passed i cri evrytiem he was a real one

>>128213040
HEIL

>>128213057
you need to listen to more bands

>>128213057
>>128213094
Correct.

>>128213122
https://youtu.be/GjTbNujTjCY?t=197

>>128213195
Kulturosu

>>128213219
he looks like a trucker

what are some albums that like, okay, "swangsong" carcass broke from their usual style(s) up til that point, but it was the most commercially-friendly and approachable up to that point. same with "force of habit," exodus. You could probably say the same for "cold lake," celtic frost. devotees to the respective genres might not have liked them but normies otherwise probably liked them. what are some other albums like that?

>>128213219
coolest trey video is the arrest one. i loved it cuz, despite him being a scary metal guy, he still showed his true classic heavy metal spirit by driving a convertible, red pontiac trans am which was probably purchased as a result of big money having come from royalties earned during the covenant era. and yes, i know, firebird, not exactly a ferrari or lambo, but still unquestionably metal.

>>128213246
Have you tried asking AI?

>>128213246
can you repeat the question in English?

>>128213219
already fucking loaded before the show and it's still daylight

>>128213348
sorry. just put "unc," "aaahhh" and "shiiii" in a few places wherever you like and I'm sure it'll make sense then, zoomie

>moving to eu to be closer to nsbm
>or just being normal
europeans are different than americans. different in a way that makes them sexier. I think europeans truly live their lives. AmeriKKKans put on different clothes one day, different clothes another. in the end they are still slugs.
Master satan reigns over all
Hitler lives

>>128213293
Thank you schizo.

>>128213378
I'm an "unc" I don't speak "like um okay, you know"

>>128210783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxRSXTL4mzk&list=RDyxRSXTL4mzk&start_radio=1

>>128210783
DESTROY THE MANGER
DESTROY THE MANGER
DESTROY THE MANGER
DESTROY THE MANGER

>>128210783
heil
>>128213431
In two months, I come. to learn music. to live in grimness. and to practice evil.

>>128213473
Holy crap, this would make an epic shirt.

>>128210783
That kinda night.

metal is for racists
rock is for pedos

we dont fuck with that rock shit

They always have XXL in stock, heh. The perks of being obese

>>128213439
see the issue is, there was nothing undecipherable about my post whatsoever. the point was clear as can be; you just consciously chose to act like a fag and i can't help you with that. perhaps you'd be more comfortable in an /eternal trap/ thread on b or literally anywhere on /lgbt/

>>128213473
jeet-based label but a few decent bands

>>128213527
> XXL
> obese

nigga come back when you're rocking 4XLs lol.

>>128213473
Layne Staley on vocals

>>128213528
your post was grammatically incoherent. if you weren't retarded you would have been able to articulate your question better.

>>128213527
>>128213554
no fats in /metal/
it's the rules

>>128213554
Thank you Amerilard

>>128210783
Picrel.
>>128213527
FUCK I really want this shirt D: It'd be like $40 Canuckbux tho so fuck it.

>>128213057
Does anyone actually like this

>>128213620
everything after gateways was garbage save for maybe heretic

There are Kaevum riffs in this

>>128213620
existo vulgore is a good song. that's about it

>>128213571
haha, you keep sounding gayer and gayer with every post lol i'm TELLING you, you'd be much more fulfilled elsewhere but, "you do you," i suppose. also i guess i'm actually grateful you didn't answer my original question bc i'm sure it would have included bands like slipknot or mudvayne or something

>>128213633
Who are you talking to?

>>128213633
Meds

>>128210696 (OP)
I NEED MUSIC TO GET AMPED TO LIFT WEIGHTS TO
SEND RECOMMENDATIONS

>>128213674
i gotchu pham
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-qlJQYU8Qs

>>128213620
Cannot know since I haven't listened anything after Heretic
I still maintain, based on what I've heard, that Morbid Angel has one of the most solid discographies in OSDM

>>128213674
Metallica Kill Em All
>>128213586
Underrated album DESU

>>128213687
Your original position was that they had the best 2000's discography of any band

>>128213642
incoherent post.

>>128213219
HEIL AZAGTHOTH

How do chuds feel knowing the greatest racist metal album was written by jews?

>>128213713
8 good albums in a row is pretty damn good. Show me other OSDM bands that released a row like that (you can't lmao)

>>128213732
That's the anarchist symbol, not a Jew star. Are you retarded?

>>128213738
Immolation

>>128213748
Anon...

>>128213748
lol retard

>OSDM
Can someone post the meme with the bald guy? The bird's eye view one

>>128213738
Death lol

>>128213738
Are you the death thrash poster? You seem to make ludicrous assertions then backpedal from them. What albums in the 2000's were good?

>>128213738
Cannibal Corpse?

>>128213685
EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED THANK YOU

>>128213727
He's gone bro

>>128213640
This sounds like good MA. The only song I’d heard was radikult and assumed it sounded like that

>>128213765
I remember the death thrash fad of the early 2000s. It was a real fad and my city had death thrash fests with bands playing. Glad it's gone.

What's so "ludicrous" assertion of an opinion that 8 out of 10 albums of Morbid Angel's discography makes it "quite solid" discography? Most classic bands release like 2-3 albums and then start to play some fucking death n roll groovy trendhopper stuff

>>128213780
Incoherent post lass.

>>128213732
Rosenfeld and Mr. Bungle changed the song to "Speak Spanish or Die" on their reunion album

>>128213642
>>128213528
>>128213246
incoherent posts

>>128213791
Who is this new spastic and why is there a neverending stream of them to this general? If it's not one shitting up the thread it's another

Grand Belial's Key

https://desuarchive.org/mu/search/text/USOSDM

KEK

>>128213620
Yes. I own the wooden triptych box edition.
>BLADES FOR BAAAAAAAAAAAL

>>128213819
Why would anyone need to identify US osdm? All the relevant bands were from here

>>128213784
remind me of that one death thrash band from the early 2000s, the one that was really popular but then disappeared when the death thrash fad of the 2000s died

>>128213856
The new mega-autist lolcow

>>128213867
Classic.

>>128212627
>venom
>nothing to do with black metal

Timeghoul demos

>>128213893
About as black metal as Depeche Mode

Messa is shit

>>128213749
Excellent up to Unholy Cult (only 6 albums), the next two weren't nearly as good and they only recently got consistent again
>>128213763
Even if you believe they're all perfect, Death didn't even release 8 albums (only 7). And early/late Death is like 2 different bands
>>128213772
No.

NTA but he does have a point, Morbid Anal had a pretty untouchable run of great albums. Decent band

>>128213914
Am I supposed to recognize this band name?

>>128213772
The Barnes era is only 4 albums

>>128213916
>This album completely degenerates.

>>128210783
trve black metal to add to your nbbmn catalog.

>>128213957
whats wrong with Domination

>>128213899
>Timeghoul demos

I like the weird clean vocals on some of the songs
wish more death metal bands would utilize it
its like almost some gregorian type of chant... with only one chanter.. like melodic speaking

I wonder why people compare it to Demilich tho, is it because "scifi" sounding dm?

I just roke up.

>>128213732
2 of the 4 members of S.O.D. were jews.
Charlie Benante wrote most of the album, just as he does with Anthrax. He's not one of the jews.

Singer Billy Milano had this to say about guitarist Scott Ian in one interview:
>Loved S.O.D., but Scott Ian is a dirty fucking scumbag jew that disrespected the fans one time to many. Johnny Z and his bag of shit scumbag disgusting wife can burn in hell. Greedy fucking kikes have money for cocaine but not to pay their artists, die.
>Scott Ian is a lifeless meat sock, his book fucking sucked and he is a dirty fucking kike.
>No zionist here, maybe you should have pressed 1 for english, Go Trump.

Holy shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lij_E2ecK20

>>128213784
>death n roll groovy

cite them, please

>>128213990
>Singer Billy Milano had this to say about guitarist Scott Ian in one interview:
he didn't say any of that

>Charlie Benante wrote most of the album
lol why are you just blatantly making things up? did your teachers not give you enough homework for the weekend?

>>128213912
>I don't like it. Never lsitened to it.

>>128214172
How about that one alternative guy, Steve Albini who wrote in his book:

> "We played Ozzfest once and a bunch of niggers in the group, Kendrick Lamar, hijacked our tour bus and started raping women, rapping, and ordering McDonalds. They masturbated, too for the cost of a loaf of bread."

>>128214172
This is your new coping mechanism? It's only going to work if everyone else is denied access to the internet. And Milano is right about you people.

>>128214260
enough shitposting kiddo. give your phone to your mom and start work on what little homework you have.

What did we think of it?

>>128214283
What did YOU think of it, you fucking fag?

>>128214294
I don't know, too busy crying cause you were mean

>>128213935
Probably not if you don't listen to alternative metal

>>128214335
Boobs

>>128213956
Most CC albums are good.

>>128214379
I think of the first 4 when I think of cc

batlord gf

>>128214429
(Female)

>>128214404
That's a (You) problem

>>128214283
>>128214294
Ok, so this is some "super group" of US bands Chaos Moon, Triumvir Foul, plus the guy from Wormlust, and then some Swedish guy I don't know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW0AfkUxwME

>>128210783
Gonna go on a nightwalk and blast picrel.

whos your goat of black metal?

>>128214567
ancient

>>128214567
>>128213912

Satanic Warmaster

>>128214543
Also new album for this supergroup that had featured Wrest but he doesn't seem to be in the lineup anymore

https://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Martr%C3%B6%C3%B0/Draums%C3%BDnir_eldsins/1379325

>>128214567
mort from exiled from light/when mine eyes blacken

Sussy metal

>>128213916
>And early/late Death is like 2 different bands
Three. Sound of Perseverance is proto-Control Denied.

>>128214567
Lenrauth

>>128213916
Death's progression of style over their career in a natural way is part of what makes them great though.
The change felt organic, like just growth as a musician.

>>128214567
Grand Belial's Key is definitely the BM band I've listened to most over the years

>>128214904
why not destroyer 666

Friyay night /metal/ whaddup

>>128214939
Metal for dis feel?

>>128214939
Blasting pic related and drinking bourbon, playing vidya with some friends

>>128214976
I'm drinking Coke.

Why can't anyone be as cool as the USA?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMwQJINlXmk

How do we respond to such slander, Davebros?

>>128215067
Dave Lombardo > Dave Shitstaine

dumb metalheads

>>128215090
*Muckstain

>>128215028
RIP SteeleWorldwide

Who is the most Evil, Melancholic Bohemian BMer?

Malt liquor!

>>128215153
The faggot from Striborg.

What sites does everyone use to keep up with all of these bands? I just got moved into a new department at a "major" label who'd like to begin promoting bands otherwise regarded as "underground" but I have no idea where to start as we've focused primarily on pop and rap the last 10 years. I've seen Blabbermouth and Metal Injection but none of the bands they write about seem underground enough. What are your sources?

>>128215259
based heretic enjoyer

>>128215290
>What are your sources?
...here?

Spreek Engrish or Diiiiiiiieeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

>>128215290
https://sjalfsmordafgaleysi.bandcamp.com/album/lamentations-of-a-dying-pig-ep

I love metal with middle eastern/egyptian/sumerian aesthetics so much

blasting

>>128214567
I have listened to Kaevum more than any other band. I used to only have Natur to listen to

>>128215350
Not a fan of the band name, sorry. Shan't be listening.

>>128215238
How's he evil? He's just an autistic non-binary fag

>>128215546
Exactly.

What are the best live albums?

>>128211142
His son looks Indian

>>128213732
Jews are the master race and the Chosen people.

What is the most Neo Nazi bm band

>>128215302
That's it? There's no kind of "go-to" places on the web for these types of underground bands discussed here?

>>128215771
Do you even like metal? I'm sure you know how info actually comes out

>>128215344
same man

Melechesh > Nile.

>>128215786
Not particularly but I got a fairly decent raise for this project because they trust my & a few other colleagues' tastes in building new talent so, the money's worth it.

I wouldn't say it's as much the "sound" we're after (although it is to a generous degree) as much as it is the look and aesthetic. The label's trying to appeal to the black and urban demographic that's been mostly tied to rap but we recognize a fair-sized market in places like this and bandcamp, etc.

Would combing elements of trap and drill with behemoth-style music be interesting to the types of people who browse here?

>>128215860
Incorrect.

>>128215874
shit b8 m8

>>128215874
Just fuck off.

>>128215907
>>128215907
>>128215907

>>128213246
This post needed proofreading.

>>128215067
my face and reaction when the new thread