Thread 128217356

really ugly op

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16 Kim Lip (ARTMS) https://youtu.be/MlI5f90ZBPM
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20 Hearts2Hearts https://youtu.be/Ur7aK4FvK-U BOYNEXTDOOR https://youtu.be/yAtew9dZX_E BM (KARD) https://youtu.be/eq92CQE9X9g TXT jp https://youtu.be/sswmsnPigDc
22 VVUP https://youtu.be/fMKV94jATas
23 JinSoul (ARTMS) single https://youtu.be/vx_Odm5q_kQ
24 LE SSERAFIM https://youtu.be/TvVtYaqCni8 Xdinary Heroes https://youtu.be/L4rOBdjcwLc
27 TEMPEST
28 Gyubin single
29 ZEROBASEONE jp
31 WONHO
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>>128217356 (OP)
mixx melty incoming

this is not the haewon thread the yejibros wanted

Average STAYC chad

>>128217367
well get em next time brother

Focus 3/5 feels like it could use an extra verse but not bad. The choreo is pretty good (not as iconic as the chase though)
Apple Pie 4/5 chill bop, is that yuha on the chorus? Dreamy voice
Pretty Please 4.5/5 nearly kino, usually not my sort of song, clicked during Juuns rap on first listen. Carmen has nice high notes and ad libs. Performance is fun
Flutter 3/5
Blue Moon 3/5


Pre release I thought Style was supposed to be on the mini too but it doesn’t seem so? (Is it on the physical version?) Would have been an ez 4/5 if so

soon when the islamization of europe is finally complete miafrog will be enslaved and haetroon will be executed
then the golden age of kpg will truly begin inshallah

boofing that one triples

>>128217368
he's just got isa's gaped bh on his mind

goodnight everyone see you all later

>>128217368
good showing, he's cool as a cucumber

leave a-na to me

>>128217376
fuck yourself retard

>>128217376
*smooch*
gn sis
sweet dreams

>>128217376
goodnight sis

>open kpg
>seethe
>mald
>cope
>close kpg

need the vocalfags to explain why taeyeon singing sounds worse now compared to like 10 years ago
somtimes her voice sounds almost shrill when singing her own songs
dont have specific examples cause you have to listen to her a lot to notice it but ive seen comments saying the same thing

>>128217380
in what sense

>>128217376
goodnight sis love you a lot ok

Last K-Pop songs to achieve a RAK & simultaneously chart on both Spotify Global & Apple Music Global:
>HUNTR/X, 'Golden'
>ROSÉ, Bruno Mars, 'APT'
>KARINA, 'Up'
>aespa, 'Supernova'

>>128217388
OI

>>128217376
gn sis

>>128217376
bonne nuit

>>128217392
I will take care of her

>>128217398
weird ass metric

>>128217404
Lily's modest boobs

>>128217401
>but doctor, i am pagliacci

-mid song
-'bad bitch in between your teeth' is a dope bar
-eunchy looks cute

>>128217405
ok here
small meals 3x a day

>>128217409
i saw a webm of them once, they didn't look modest

sohyun

>>128217390
i dont know about taeyeon in particular but a lot of pop singers struggle to perform their own songs as they get older (Whitney Houston, Celine Dion) bad technique, bad diet and a shit ton of belting destroys your vocal chords

to be like opera singers where the voices tend to age better as they get older you have to be very particular about your technique and maintaining your voice

>>128217417
he could pick at least two of them up and run off before they noticed

>>128217407
it's an indicator of domestic and international popularity being aligned, as opposed to just one or the other
what's hard to get

why is he built like that and is he's naturally strong because he's fridge?

>>128217420
wrong thread

>>128217420
want

>>128217416
aye I'll make sure she gets the proper nutrition she needs

>>128217360
>>>128217351 (You)
>>lang lang
>HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>even more pathetic than listening to h2h
I'm more of a Roland Pöntinen guy but his new album Piano Book 2 is tasty and varied - everything from Mozart to anime music

>>128217424
no it's aespa fans coping

wony's tight little butthole

omo...

>>128217368
this chad got to inhale her scent

>>128217425
chad

on a date with isa
it goes well
she comes back to your place
finally you're gonna see her bh
she's wearing a plug and won't take it out...

>>128217431
>everything from Mozart to anime music
you summed up everything wrong with lang lang in one sentence

>>128217370
Apple Pie is great

>>128217425
its the classic korean brickhouse build. a sturdy and proud man

>>128217425
he was in the SK special forces, their equivalent of the SEALs. killed north koreans and heavily decorated. then retired and got fat and became a comedian so he has this weird used to be jacked but now fat body type

>>128217438
what! lol weird

minji ruka

The International Day against Breast Cancer is on October 19. It is a day dedicated to raising awareness about breast cancer prevention, early detection, and treatment

wony starts sobbing when you try again

literal angel

>>128217450
just chop those sad 5 day old party ballons off and start over, auction them off for charity

>>128217445
what's his name?

>>128217420
based fellow sohyun appreciator
post more sohyun

>>128217434
what did you expect from this post

what kind of responses

fire, water, air, and dirt. fucking wonhee. how does she work?

woke up and heard best girls and best 'woo won again, is it happening finally mixxbros?

>>128217425
behind that inoffensive face is a predator pedo

>>128217403
2han jihann nlol
have a good night chingu ok
see you later!!

>>128217450
wtf i love breast cancer now

>>128217422
>Celine Dion
maybe give her a break:
Celine Dion suffers from Stiff-Person Syndrome (SPS),
It is a rare neurological disorder of unclear cause characterized by progressive muscular rigidity and stiffness. The stiffness primarily affects the truncal muscles and is characterised by spasms, resulting in postural deformities. Chronic pain, impaired mobility, and lumbar hyperlordosis are common symptoms.[2][3]

>>128217381
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>>128217384
>>128217397
>>128217403
>>128217404
thank you guys ok <3 goodnight!

karina's tight little butthole

omo...

>>128217467
>how does she work?
...in shoes two sizes too big for her.

>>128217476
so does that means their p's never grow wider?

h2h becoming the most posted gen 5 group despite having average girls, average music and below average content proves meritocracy in kpop is dead

a ton of waifuhoppers pick them up bc gen 4 is dying and because it's SM so you are guaranteed content and consistency, not because the girls themselves are that spectacular, they are nugu girls with big 4 budget

>>128217467
>fire, water, air, and dirt
what is this referencing? avatar? and how does that relate to wonhy?

i'm a bit late on the uptake

>>128217473
what's going on with giselle?

>>128217481
you know what kind of male has an anal fixation, right?

...you know, right?

>>128217368
imagine being THAT close to isa…

>>128217476
well i think we figured out the answer to the "won't have babies vs. can't have babies" question. they're bred to become the perfect woman. like assassins.

>>128217474
>Stiff-Person Syndrome
me when i look at kyujin

>>128217490
what gen 5 would you suggest then?

>>128217475
gn

>>128217490
they've got the best choreo and dancing i've ever seen in a girl group

>>128217475
>coin slot

what did cbs mean by this?

>>128217492
you know what happened

>>128217459
Moon Sang-hoon

>>128217478
asa's tight little pink bh...

>>128217490
It's all just one guy with multiple devices

>>128217476
written by a min hee jin apologist who probably got some money for publication, the last third of the book is a pretty much defence of schizo mommy

tokkis love quoting her

https://x.com/juantokki/status/1968998149038682347

>>128217510
ugly :/

>>128217490
the prevailing of sm is meritocracy. they're the best company and it's not even close

>>128217502
i agree their choreo is good but let's be honest that's not the reason why they are the most shilled rookies now nobody picks up a group for their choreo

>>128217507
ruka is kawai as fuck

>>128217492
sorry.

>>128217398
good stuff is about to save kpop

>>128217515
yeah yeah we all know it's because they want to fuck k**s

>>128217507
include pics with ahy next time

>>128217490
it's just jadenpinos picking them after getting cucked. they're not that popular in real life

>>128217513
so you are saying you are picking up whatever that company produces?

isn't that the opposite of meritocracy?

don't you see the irony in your post?

Ian

>>128217526
when did she get THAT?

>>128217517
hot as well

remove yunjin from lsf and put her in katseye

>>128217490

Concept and Aesthetic:
well-defined and excellently executed

Looks:
Stella is elite
Jiwoo is elite or close

Voice:
Carmen is great and will get even better
Stella is great and unique

Songs:
The Chase, Style, Apple Pie, Focus, and Pretty Please are all excewllent to very good

Choreo:
fun, engaging, and inventive

>>128217490
are u complainerbitch bro

>>128217532
and put garam back in her place

>>128217447
angel!

>>128217526
why are they giving her padding there

>>128217533
lol

Ian's tight little butthole

omo...

i liked something but then an anon in kpg said the thing i like is bad so i don't like it anymore

>>128217478
>>128217507
>>128217523
>>128217529
>>128217541
luv me babymonster

this is why people post h2h >>128217545

the archive is dangerously low on rukas

>>128217546
nooo

ian has nice shoulders

>>128217390
>>128217422
this makes me feel depressed

>>128217490
meritocracy was never a thing in kpop

>>128217525
yeah, because SM releases are highly polished at every level, from choreo to audio engineering to even how the idols behave themselves
the difference between us is i don't see meritocracy as limited to the individual idol. that's the same delusion that had newjeans thinking they could just abandon hybe. kpop is a multi-personnel endeavour, with the idols only being the public face

>>128217533
>Concept and Aesthetic:
>well-defined and excellently executed

it's not
that's my main gripe with the group

they have no concept
it's literally cute girls doing cute things
they have NOTHING going on. Try describing their concept in one sentence, you cant. they dont have a concept.

>Looks:
jiwoo and ian are pretty but they have 4 filler members who are never talked about

>Voice
they literally never sing live all you are hearing is thirty layers of reverb on the studio versions

>Songs:
Not bad but not amazing either, average

>Choreo
choreo is good


so all things considered in my opinion it's a pretty average group, so i dont see why they should be shilled here more than other gen 5 cuties. I can forgive ianpedo for being a pedo but the group is just mid

>>128217445
bizarre headcanon

SHE SHOT YOU DOWN BANG BANG

YOU HIT THE GROUND BANG BANG

THAT AWFUL SOUND

BANG BANG

RORA BABY SHOT YOU DOOOWN

>>128217550
word and baemonpilled

how does this promote awareness for breast cancer?

>>128217554
can you browse the archives for pics without posts

what do we think of red haired chimp

baemon morning hours at long last...

>>128217558
thats fair
but forgive me for ranting about it anyway every now and then

>>128217559
get lsm's dick out of your mouth maybe

>>128217368
do NOT make them kiss ok

>>128217532
swap her for yoonchae desu

>>128217547
>>128217554
>>128217562
>>128217565
>>128217567
ruka is so underated 2bh

>>128217497
It was nice at my stop

>>128217570
>pics without posts
so just like...images in the ether?

baemon should perform supa dupa luv

convinced the hater's gimmick is just to by=e "opposite guy"
if he likes a group, he'll post how he hates them
if he likes a member, he'll talk shit about them

So, he likes:

NMIXX
H2H
Karina
NJ
Loona

and a few of the regular and identifiable posters.
an entertaining concept once you get what he's doing

babymon hours wut wahoo!

>>128217577
yea

rita needs posters too

>>128217582
psycho too, it's so good

watching ian facecams

these stupid ahh bitches treating that homosexual woman like she's an attraction. my sexuality is not your costume

>the hater's gimmick is just to by=e "opposite guy"
???

>>128217560
maybe you're just an out of touch loser

>bsuddenly baemon posters
I'll take it

what a cool hairstyle

>>128217589
theirs a few anons that like her a lot tho they sometimes lewd post her tho

its nice to have variety in kpg, i kinda like when the main group posting changes every couple hours but maybe im the weird one idk

i have a pic that will shut down all rora posting

>>128217592
>men
>:(
>women, who look like men
>:O
I dont get lesbians

finally baemon hours, ill post this again per usual

>>128217599
kpg has been hiding ruka but now the cat's out of the bag

>>128217560
No one cares man, why expend this much energy focusing on groups you dislike? I don't like itzy so I just never pay attention to their music, content, posters, etc. and spend time enjoying my groups instead. It's pretty easy

Chemi house penultimate episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5aBG9Warls

>>128217600
i love her but recently i have noticed that she is kinda low energy

seeing her in baemon house she kinda reminds me of sakura

>>128217602
I really like her lately
she's royalcoded

>>128217607
butches are niche in lesbianism, most lesbos are actually more or less feminine

>>128217368
this is me when newjeans finally does a tour in america

chiquita CORRECTION!!

>>128217560
>cute girls doing cute things
that's all a group needs in order to succeed

>>128217613
why are they torturing that poor chicken

>>128217618
is chiquita brat still banned from twerking?

>>128217618
>feet on thumbnail
grim

Is Ahyeon the most failed attempt at astroturfing an it-girl? You can tell YG really banked on her becoming the next Jennie, and she's media trained to act like a total spastic, alas no one cares except Baemon's 20 fans.

>>128217607
it's easy, she's not a filthy man, just looks like one.

>>128217614
i just like talking about kpop i dont think i complain that much

>>128217627
it's not
if you are going that route you need a ton of payola money

see the multiple dozen "cute girls doing cute things" nugus that flop
that was my original point, h2h will succeed because it is SM, not on the merit of their music and girls

>>128217619
she was wilding on the bus with ahy lol

but yeah she's more lowkey in general
mature baby

>>128217603
naw i like it too
its been cool to see the (mostly unifying) nmixx wave wash over everything cuz of their album and single tho

boeun jimin

lsf needs to fire their stylist

>>128217619
she's got that "dammit, im the only responsible one here" vibe while being the 2nd youngest

>>128217647
why

>>128217644
that's also mostly one guy tho
when miafrog is on he opens up his second device
nmixx posting would be even more comfy if that guy was gone

>>128217619
>she kinda reminds me of sakura
is it the nosejob

>>128217612
ahy socks...

bit of a japanese yeji

>>128217638
women are a 100 times filthier than men
I don't have a gaping hole between my legs that oozes liquids all day and discharges blood and pus every month.

>>128217647
pretty sure that shit was jen's own idea

spaghetti really failed hard

>>128217644
im hoping blue valentines success will convince more groups to do full albums, its more fun than minis

>>128217642
why do you talk like that? are you a black girl?

>>128217647
jennifer wanted do bleach her eyebrows herself so its her own damn fault
but her stylist should have stopped her

Ian :)
Sooin :)
Ahyeon :)

>>128217651
haha you're better at Who's Who than I am

asa sitting on your chest and stroking it while ahy rubs her feet all over your face...

>>128217649
this

>>128217661
back off??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avX5MrLixOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avX5MrLixOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avX5MrLixOM

>>128217654
>japanese yeji
hey don't steal that from mai

>>128217666
what the FUCK

>>128217654
this is japanese yeji tho

>>128217612
holy rita god arches

>>128217584
this is true. I am a LSF stan and my fav idol is yunjin yet I shit on them and her in here

The most fun i've seen someone perform in a while other than jihyo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCO7-Z7ng-Q

>>128217667
bogmonster

>>128217661
n-no?

>>128217655
that makes them human, not filthy

>>128217648
kind of to an obnoxious extent though. like try treating canny like shes someone your age and not a toddler... i'm hesitant to criticize her too much though considering shes fucking 17

>>128217666
i got a stiffy reading this but then i saw this >>128217667 and instantly got soft

>>128217689
this with me in between them

>>128217675
>>128217673
you're not kidding

>>128217688
i mean she probably plays it up for the camera, the few calm moments in baemon house like where she was l;earning MIDI is more representative i think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIBeFphuZK0

it's up

>>128217696
thanks brother

S-S-S-S-PYSCHO

>>128217667
what's up with her lip?

>"Spaghetti" was written and produced by 13 (Score and Megatone), "Hitman" Bang, Federico Vindver, Gian Stone and Tobias Wincorn, with J-Hope, Anika Bennett, Elle Campbell, JBach, Huh Yunjin, Phil Leigh, Alex Jonathan Crofton Ball, Matt Holmes, Sakura and Park Woo-hyun participating in the writing
Was it really necessary to assemble an international team for this? Pushkin wrote Eugene Onegin by himself

>>128217667
im going to throw up

thoughts?

>>128217700
will there be a special performance video for this song? i really hope so

>>128217690
would you get your stiffy back if pharita and ruka started working the balls?

kpop should be run like a basketball draft league

all companies get a fixed amount of money to assemble groups with

no payola no backroom deals

feelsbad for babymonster they could have had more wins this cb if nmixx didnt just decide to drop soty and aoty suddenly, love em both though

>>128217666
this is heaven

mom and dad

>>128217710
and they can trade members at the end of every year

>>128217710
i think someone cooked up a similar idea for a kpop management game in here a few years ago

>>128217704
takes a lot of people to create such highbrow art

from another thread
how did Kiss of Life get so popular? how are they just below nmixx ffs? what hit songs did they even have?
Blackpink....................15,909,996,654
TWICE........................11,154,588,019
NewJeans.....................6,860,880,513
Le Sserafim...................4,861,242,020
Aespa............................4,636,206,194
I-dle................................4,300,129,399
Red Velvet......................3,727,854,563
Itzy..................................3,169,216,953
Ive...................................3,057,907,233
Babymonster...................1,661,955,449
Fifty Fifty..........................1,606,271,810
Mamamoo........................1,578,956,792
AOA..................................1,575,439,918
Illit......................................1,492,279,361
SNSD.................................1,278,567,177
XG.......................................1,280,256,907
NMIXX..................................1,087,151,089
>Kiss of Life.............................1,072,006,238 HOW?
IZ*ONE...................................1,012,027,516

>>128217704
spaghetti is actually *counts* 15 times the artistry

>>128217700
dope song desu

>>128217707
I wish

it's stuck in my head on loop for days now

first draft picks: hitgs hyerin and hitgs seohee

>>128217711
they got 1 win tho right, or was it 2

>>128217704
which random word did yunjin and sakura add in to get a writing credit this time?

>>128217719
shut the fuck up excel sheet tokki go ask on twitter you are retarded

>>128217719
what does the numbers respresent? is it total views of all time?

>>128217651
riiight
miafrog the evil incarnate and not a little swedish faggot bitch so obsessed with her he became a janny

>>128217719
sticky and igloo. they got super big after midas touch.

>>128217709
omo...possibly yes but im not that type of poster...

>>128217719
they got that black people audience but then they ruined it so now their trajectory has completely stopped

>>128217719
you're asking how the sluttiest group got popular? lol

>>128217727
1 i think, when nmixx was mc-ing

>>128217717
need this game tbqh

>>128217719
Midas Touch was a breakout hit and Sticky went viral, they were on the roll before the niggagate

anime

>>128217727
just 1 i think

>>128217732
all you do is talk about him

>>128217704
>Pushkin wrote Eugene Onegin by himself

>>128217732
why are you talking in third person
you're such a schizo lmao

>>128217734
would you consider becoming that type of poster if ahy started calling you a loser and telling you to really clean between her toes with your tongue while asa started popping the head in and out of her mouth?

what if theres a yeji in every country

>>128217742
>>128217734
Are we just ignoring how fucking bogged she is

>>128217654
never once have i thought ruka reminded me of yeji

babymomo thread or I melty

>>128217747
im quoting your gay janny ass bitch

I knew we had a ***** ***** in here, but what can you do?

>>128217752
more of a japanese yeojin i guess

>>128217739
i don't even know those songs, going to search them up tho thanks
wonder how i went group-blind for these girls?

no pop song is produced by more than two people

hybe just credits everyone who contributed even a single line, a sample, they sometime even credit people who just checked a translation

because if you have an official "credit" you get royalties and tax benefits, it's more of an accounting and taxation thing than a "who wrote this song" thing

same issue in wpop by the way, jack antonoff writes 95% of the song but they still credit 10 different people just to inflate the stats

>>128217751
we've found the fag

everyone is your rival...

>>128217750
there's a yeji in every corner

>>128217751
shut up, idiot

>>128217757
because you are fucking retarded excel sheet faggot

kiss of life was super popular among roasties until they insulted black people and now they are cancelled

here's my favorite song of theirs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unLuba-TQiE

the spaghetti incident

thighscene soon...

>>128217765
soft

>>128217758
why are we copy pasting from twitter now?

I'll sit through mama mia for this

>>128217511
cute :)

>>128217749
just do it...i got it out already...

nugufags REALLY didnt like that one

>>128217776
>now
it's been a kpg tradition (derogatory) since time immemorial

nagomi ass

>>128217776
>>128217783
does it sound like that? wrote it up myself

get their nugu asses

slice an anon with a katana
slice two

>>128217710
utterly retarded
kpop isnt a competitive sport that requires parity
nor does anyone need to follow 20 groups
if anything it should be more concentrated so the better groups are better and you can save time by following one
an improvement would be companies trading trainees to make sure girls fit the concept of the group theyre in
and banning kpops from acting

>>128217785
it's literally the reply that was posted to the tweet the person you was replying to stole from as well

>>128217772
>they got cancelled
their sales, views and streaming numbers did not get affected at all. the difference between their latest album and the one before that were like 2000 copies

the only people who cared were retards on reddit and twitter and there werent a lot of them

>>128217758
>just to inflate the stats
what stats?
Nokia was written by just Drake, pretty sure. why isn't he "inflating stats"
what is the benefit here, and to whom?
why would the real songwriter want to spread his royalties among others?

>>128217792
>kpop isnt a competitive sport that requires parity
tell it to nmexicans throwing feces everywhere for the past week

>>128217794
who dat

>>128217068
>>128217072
lol

>>128217793
what lol
i have no idea what you're talking about
i literally wrote that post myself just now not a single word is copied from somewhere else

>>128217647
I don't like 5th element chimp, that was a miss

>>128217799
yeji

>>128217807
>>128217807

>>128217758
source?

>>128217795
that's fair i guess
it definitely feels like they are less talked about now tho even though their latest album was really good

>>128217772
>excel sheet faggot
don't know how i got to be him but thanks man