Thread 128259272

>OH NO MY POLY HUSBAND BROKE THE BOUNDARIES WE SET HE'S SUCH A MONSTER
>I FOUND HIS BAG FULL OF SEX TOYS, BUTT PLUGS, LUBE, AND HUNDREDS OF TROJANS
>welp, now I have material for a new album

unfathomable shamelessness

>>128259272 (OP)
>L Posting: The musical
The 4chan track on the album has got me thinking tho about the possibility that celebs do actually come here either to cry or for validation.

Until now I don't understand what "it's giving 4chan stan" means. I read in some desuarchive thread that it meant "it's giving me incel obsessive vibes", but it doesn't make sense gramatically.

>>128259423
It doesn’t make sense that it’d be related to inceldom at all because she sings about what a successful sex addict he was. It does make sense through the lense of someone desperate enough for validation that they post about/look for posts about themselves on 4chan.

>>128259463
Also if he’s a porn addict it’s not a stretch to think he’d frequent this shithole

>>128259423
I think she only did it because it rhymes with "man". Who the fuck is a "4chan stan" lol you can't stan 4chan.

>>128259358
there are lots of confirmed and unconfirmed celeb lurkers and posters.
tswift named her cat after creating a thread on b.
jim carrey posted a confirmation on his verified twitter that it was him in a thread.
doja cat frequented pol and would show her tits if you asked nicely.
theres more, but thats just the ones i remember right now.

>>128259358
They do. Hayley Williams def lurks I noticed some hints that she does At first I was like 20%-30% sure now I'm 70%.
Same for her Ex-Boyfriend Taylor York.
I kinda have evidence but I respect their Anonymity so I won't post it. I'm serious btw.

They are cool tho & I love em. I'll let em be.

>>128259423
>>128259510
>4chan stan
would mean like saying
>4chan fag
>reddit fag
its the same way we use the word fag but that word is politically incorrect so obviously she cannot use it without getting a " Parental Advisory (short for Parental Advisory: Explicit Content/Lyrics) " label on her & her music not appearing in the algorithms, etc. So yeah even musicans cannot be super edgy because the same algorithms that censor us, censor them. Also because of public reception & all that.
As the saying says: Lots of ways to skin a cat. So they opt / settle down using alternative words.

>>128259768
I have never heard anyone use 4chan fag either. Wouldn't 4channer or even anon be better? I saw redditor in the wild but not reddit fag.
Fuck, even "4chan regular" would've been better

>>128259423
>>128259463
>>128259358
>It’s a marriage of convenience and it's her you adore.
>I think you’re sinking,
>You’re protecting a lie,
>You don’t want her thinking that you cheat on your wife.
I think it's not necessarily about him being an incel in the traditional sense. She probably has an inkling of who the woman he's cheating with is, and she knows he's a former fan of hers because is trying to "protect" her from the truth that he's a dick to his wife
Thus the obssessive vibes. She uses 4chan to tie into the "sad, sad man", it's an easy punching bag, I'm not sure it's supposed to be about him coming into 4chan to look for validation
>but it doesn't make sense gramatically.
Just slang, people using "It's giving this vibe" while ommiting the "vibe" part because it's implied

>>128259682
You suck

>>128259768
Idk dude, she's talking about "stan" and "famous". maybe, just maybe, she's using "stan" to refer to obsessive fans?
comparing him to a "4chan stan" is just a quick way to make people think he's a loser obsessed with his cheating partner

>>128259510
it's not saying 4chan stan its saying that he's a stan that goes on 4chan. she's essentially calling him a kpop poster

>>128260009
Right but a key part of being an obsessed loser is the fact that the loser stans had 0% chance of coming near their waifu or husbando, and her husband was literally fucking the woman. It's not giving 4chan stan at all.

I mean, if we're talking about obsessed behavior, Taylor Swift buying a house near Kennadys is an obsessed stan behavior.

>>128260226
was meant for you >>128260009

>>128260260
you have to understand that lily allen is kind of retarded

>>128259630
>>128259682
>K-pop threads
>Twitter caps
>shameless shilling
And now literally who celebrities. This place can get infinitely worse

Lily Allen was always an awful person.
I'm glad she got cucked. Hope she got AIDS.

>>128260335
Yeah its just another dumb narcassistic cunt trying to shame men with some nonsensical bullshit again. Hope this album flops bad. Im sick of these dumb gay faggots that buy into this garbage

>>128260350
My Nigga if you wanna see a thread you wanna see, just make it. You complain too much.

>>128260404
I'll buy three copies just to support her

>>128260335
I like her feet, she knows she got cute soles and she made a profit with them, good for her, no hate. May she have a good life. Know Thy Strengths And Use Them.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/lily-allen-says-she-earns-164729832.html

>>128260260
I think you're reading too much into it, she's calling him a sad, sad man right before. It's not about him having no chance with the person since he's obviously cheating on her with that person. 4chan is used as a way to reinforce that he's a sad man, because 4chan is generally thought of as being a place for losers and sad men.
>>128260226
It really isn't

I found this album extremely depressing. I also find it difficult to believe she didn’t know he was a sex addict until they got married.

>>128260260
>>128260485
Adding onto my post that yes, Swift doing that is obsessed stan behavior, but this thread isn't about Taylor Swift, it's about Lily Allen and her husband

>>128260485
but she keeps referencing somebody famous
whatever the fuck she means it's funny even her fans are asking what the fuck 4chan stan means

>>128260420
I would if it didn't get sent to oblivion by the shit threads I just mentioned, which again, wouldn't be a problem if you people had a better taste.

>>128260583
Because the person probably is famous dude, it's why she's calling him a stan
It's not that deep, are her fans retarded? are you?

>>128260485
>I think you're reading too much into it
True but it's because I don't really get what she's trying to say
>>128260526
I know lol, just used it as an example. In the song she found a receipt for the handbag, right? And she's upset he won't give her the name of his new partner the handbag receiver because it goes against their agreement. I just think "4chan stan" doesn't work here. If she found a partially filled jar with her panties in his drawer, I'd agree that it gives 4chan vibes

>>128260598
which is what i was originally saying
i give up with this dumb fucking song

>>128260459
Why would you support this bitch?

>>128260762
something, something,
cute feet

>>128260638
>I just think "4chan stan" doesn't work here. If she found a partially filled jar with her panties in his drawer, I'd agree that it gives 4chan vibes
I think as actual users of 4chan, we have a broader view of what actually 4chan vibes are, and I agree that behavior is more 4chan. I think she's just not as well-versed as regulars here, and is using it as a catch-all term to call him a loser lmao it makes sense with the "what a sad, sad man" that comes right before, and it's why I think you're reading too much into it. We have a broader view of what a "4chan stan" might be, she just thinks he's a loser obsessed with the famous person he's cheating with

>>128260762
I'm her 4chan stan anon.
For real tho, she's nice. I liked her sad girl l songs for a long time.

>>128260591
you whine too much

>>128260771
Here come the retarded simps that support retarded dumb narcasisstic cunts that are ruining this board. Like clockwork

>>128260791
Just make the threads you like and shut up! You never gonna win by being a cry baby.

>>128259272 (OP)
She is clearly using him to boost record sales but he shouldn't be surprised

>>128260791
Yeah yeah go play merzbow masonna or something

>>128260816
Fuck off, shill. Get a real job instead.

>>128260791
> dumb
Why, because she makes pop?
> narcasisstic
Basically an industry requirement
> cunt
Because she had the gall to insult the best man there is, the Stranger Things cop? For god’s sake anon stop sucking his dick so hard, he won’t buy you a handbag

>>128259463
>>128259510
>>128259768
>>128259959
>Just slang, people using "It's giving this vibe" while ommiting the "vibe" part because it's implied
It doesn't seem to work well even as a slang. The "vibe" part is too occult in the phrase and doesn't seem an implication. To say "it's giving man" doesn't make the sense as "it's giving man vibes". Idk. Maybe it's just because I'm ESL.

>>128259272 (OP)
imagine being a grown ass nepo woman lmao

>>128266774
Queen

>>128259272 (OP)
Lily Allen deserves whatever shitty ass relationships she gets at this point

nepo baby shit

>>128266774
Imagine wanting to fuck and marry this grotesque bitch

>>128269875
but enough about you

>>128269909
Turn your monitor on

>>128259768
My issue is more like: saying "it's giving 4chan dude" isn't the same as saying "it's giving 4chan dude vibes". It's the "vibes part" would be too occult for me.

>>128259272 (OP)
>bootleg 2 tone beat
>"oi guvna that bloke from stranger things put things up his bum he did"
>garageband reggae beat
>"oi 4chan lads you got a loicense to post"

I ain't listening to the album but I imagine it sounds like this

>>128270572
Maybe it's a British thing, I wouldn't know.

>>128270542
She looks fucking rough here. I also said that in the other thread on Monday or yesterday. Some clown said
>your gay if you wouldn't fuck that [sic]
I'm happily married, thanks, incel.

>>128259272 (OP)
I can't believe I've seen buzz around this album and from Americans too. It's like if the new KT Tunstall record was the most talked about release of the month.

>>128270806
It isn't. She's just shit.

>>128270829
I still would, she got MILF energy

>>128259272 (OP)
>My husband gave his penis to somebody else
>Yes he gave his penis to somebody else
>I wanted his penis all to my self
>But he gave his penis to somebody else

>Now I am mad
>And also very sad
>My husband gave his penis to somebody else

>This is a problem with man as a whole
>Especially men from that 4chan shithole
>I wanted their penises all to myself
>But they all gave their penises to somebody else

>Now I am mad
>And also very sad
>Those 4chan incels gave their penises to somebody else

>>128266774
>Abortions, I’ve had a few. But then again too few to mention

>>128270542
Same energy

>>128266774
W. She's doing Britain a favor.

>>128271484
So has my wife and she hasn't had any abortions or cocaine. Plus she's got a great rack. Livvy's just got baggage.

>>128272630
Which version is real?

Literally never heard of her until this week.