Thread 128266093

Low IQ riffs edition

Early with no link to the previous thread or FAQ. You really are low IQ.

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

BLASTING

>>128266110
Thank you for the clique update

Varg is gay and has AIDS.

.

>>128266147
Tranny.

>>128266144
Incorrect.

>>128266158
Debunked.

RATHORY

Are there any good Bodom cover that other bands did?
Like https://youtu.be/9fokXqwdcew

Holy shit

https://youtu.be/IypFEGztl-4?si=2yiXJX3kZEYQC1PI

>>128266205
Sounds great on mute!

>>128266191
so now instead of cats it’s gonna be rats or what

GOOD NIGHT

>>128266119
Does anyone know what's up with Bilskirnir? No new music since 2020. I heard he went to prison.

what if we played bolt thrower but even lower?

>>128266245
who are they?

Man like bongman throwin bolts out here

>>128266415
Me and my wife

>listen to On parole
>listen to Overkill
wtf happened to Lemmy's voice in those few years? or did he just change his vocal style?

>>128266429
And you're the 3 foot tall imp I presume?

>>128266463
Correct.

>>128266459
The AIDS combined with the lung cancer took a toll on his vocal cords.

Yngwie Malsteem

>>128266429
she is cute

>>128266481
thank you sister but normal people don't have aids unlike (you)

>>128266829
Not a "sister", sorry. Facts are facts.

>>128266093 (OP)
grug like manowar... grug think if say manowar bad, say grug bad...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcsiQPdS-Sw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhiXRwLt5ro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqTlT3KiTxE

This is the most low IQ caveman riff I could find, but it's arguably just proto-metal
I literally imagine a caveman bashing someone's skull with a club to the rhythm

https://youtu.be/tCxwx0J-_14?si=OVsNl77o1IIbr5c3&t=1m1s

>>128267115
I do think Poppy's best album is I Disagree just because I like how "weird" it is but OP's implications that everything else is decent at best is just bad taste.

used to think i didnt like and justice for all maybe just never gave it a chance maybe my tastes have changed but goddamn i really like this album

>>128267115
>>128267202
>>128266957
Also claiming metalfans have low standards when I've rarely seen more infighting and tribalism than I've witnessed among the various subgenres of metal is fucking hilarious. I'd argue metal fans are most elitist than a lot of genres.

>>128267230
Elitist, but in the low IQ fashion.

>>128266119
I like frogs
https://youtu.be/Kl_opSPl0Fs?si=liDV1f0Hu5tXlmyJ

>>128267115
My only disappointment with poppy's new stuff is that none of it tries to be as goofy as Concrete and feels like it's playing too safe. That said, it's still great music.
>>128267262
Agreed, the average metalfan has accrued too much CTE from headbanging

That thing ain't cute

>>128266459
For me the biggest difference is how different his voice was in Hawkwinds Silver Machine and Sam Gopal compared to even Motorheads first album

>>128267091
Holy kino I love this song so much

>>128266093 (OP)
Metal for this feel?

new Tetragrammacide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jpTKxHgTCQ

>>128265818
Ironic post

my god just blew a huge fucking load
speed metal chads keep winning

>>128267952
>not gooning to funeral doom jerking at 30 BPM

>>128266119
Great album. I remember listening to it on my birthday 2 years ago while driving in rush hour traffic. That was the beginning of the end of the good old days.
For me its
Jump In the Fire
Whiplash
Phantom Lord
Seek & Destroy

Brave Murder Day is overrated
big step down from Dance of December Souls

>>128266093 (OP)
old thread: >>128254821

>>128266459
lemmy was already 30 by the time he formed motorhead. many people's voices start to change in your 30s especially if you're a vocalist. his drug habits certainly didn't help.

>>128268791
fail

>>128267720
A band too based for this general and probably this board

>>128268840
I'd agree if it wasn't for their latest album

>>128268612
me casting an ice barrage in my full mystic and ancient staff on the running plebs on the left

>>128268430
They’re both so long. Love both the albums but they just go on and on

>>128269205
this always reminds me of the first riddick movie

>>128266093 (OP)
Kerry "0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0" King

>>128269303
Kerry King of the Manlets

>>128269204
What do you listen to usually? Grindcore? Brave Murder Day is like 40 minutes long. I'll give you DoDS since it's over 50 minutes.

would you?

>>128267018
i finally understand the power of the riff

>>128268430
I unironically prefer their alt/goth metal stuff to their trve death doom albums

>>128269379
interview dave? no

>>128269303
Posting tabs is for midwits

>>128269551
Kerry that's what you play

>>128269579
And it sounds harder than any Megadave riff

I don't even understand how playing be ear is possible. How the fuck am I supposed to know what chord to play?

>>128267018
I've never actually listened to Manowar but this isn't bad.
Power metal is definitely not my go to genre but it's not bad.

>>128269606
just be born as an absolute pitch, bro

>>128269606
muscle memory.
it's all muscle memory
100% muscle memory.
Whether you learn by music theory, tabs, or ear, you are just practicing until your hands do it automatically.

>>128269626
But I AM elitist for liking metalcore

>>128269641
blud thinks he's on the team

>>128269655
fr fr ong

/nbbmn/ is coming.
Did (You) all start early or are you getting through as much of your non-bm backlog as possible?

>>128269699
I don't even know what I wanna do yet
Tired of the classics
Tired of atmoshit
Tired of raw trve kvlt meme shit
Maybe I'll blast lesser known stuff like Enthroned

>>128269626
Based.

>>128269699
I post in those threads but listen to whatever I usually do

>>128269699
The latter. I’m blasting DM while trying to figure out which BM bands I’m going to do the whole discographies of. So far I’m thinking


>Aosoth
>Paysage d’Hiver
>Inquisition
>Cultes des Ghoules
Posers will think I’m not kvlt because there won’t be enough filtered black and white photo covers lol

>>128269699
October is Gothtober so I've mostly been listening to Paradise Lost and My Dying Bride. I've dabbled in BM with some Rotting Christ and the first Moonspell, but I'm saving more pure black metal for Saturday.

>>128266119
https://noholidaynone.bandcamp.com/album/non-linear

>>128269738
Definitely recommend Inquisition if you haven't gotten into them already. Every November I end up listening to too much of their stuff.
I'm thinking of hitting all the Paysage albums as well, myself.

>>128269713
based

>>128269760
I’ve heard their debut and Ominous Doctrines, but I’m excited for a deep dive

>>128269699
Every year I hope the black metal retards would leave us be and stick to their own containment thread f for a month.
Never happens.

>>128269786
I'll make sure to pop back into /metal/ so you don't feel lonely, bb

>>128269205
I remember really liking this until they started that horrendous Black Sabbath cover like 3 tracks in. Who the fuck thought that was a remotely good idea?? It sounds terrible, and if you're gonna do that shit at least put it at the end like a bonus track, not right in the middle

>>128269917
No album should have a cover in the middle of the tracklist. Simple as.

Whoever mentioned the Frozen Illusion demo when I was talking about Paradise Lost, I must thank you. This shit's pretty good, and I was about to ignore all demos in favor of sticking with the studio albums.

>>128269945
Exactly
Are there any other notable examples of this? Megadeth SFSGSW comes to mind

>>128267801
For modern day MTG, Liturgy.

We're getting Megadeth Ride the Lightning!

>>128266093 (OP)
caveman retard riffs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwzx9s_ikF8&list=PLM86D3DonJ-qGmUW0StIvdqjVPb7YGHqN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Udx2qhsGsG8&list=PLM86D3DonJ-qGmUW0StIvdqjVPb7YGHqN&index=8

pure blastan this shit as of recent ngl

>>128269699
for like a month now if I even bother to put on something it's motorhead

>>128270334
Wow Sneed and Chuck are looking rough

>>128270513
kek

>>128270513
lol

>>128267890
So do you just pick one from each level to create a badass metal journey? What about the journey back to the surface?

>>128270627
You don't come back from the pit
The troglodyte transformation is complete

Cosmic codex

>>128266199
If any bands in my library have covered CoB, it's not showing up in search. Bumping for interest

>>128266199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpN_MdXnJrY

This shit is so good.

You zoomers don't know what you missed out on during the extreme glam metal wave of the early 90's

>>128271005
Already bored of early 2000's death thrash huh?

>>128269945
>blocks you're path

>>128271026
I'm not that anon
I'll even name a band

do deathcucks REALLY?

>>128271127
Could have sworn they were more funk than glam

>>128271140
fuck yeah wigga slam

>>128271147
their early stuff was both, their later stuff dropped the glam so the extreme glam metal wave was over

why do people say you cant hear the bass? its clearly there it just follows the hetfields playing closely so it blends in

I can't listen to anything that isn't in my library and properly tagged. I want to check out a ton of bands but I'm too lazy to download, tag and add them. I haven't added anything in 2 years.

>>128269626
some coreshit's alright, to be fair

>>128271242
>he has to “””own””” the music for him to like it

>>128271242
>2025
>still no one-click AI automated taggers

>>128266119
Moontower'n

>not even a metal musician
>mogs the vast majority of metal guitarists in tone and skill
>also a great vocalist and songwriter
How does Jerry do it?

>>128271403
i like how they put his name on the truss rod cover in case he forgot

>>128271403
He's pop-pilled
turns out listening to a lot of Beatles and Elton John makes you a better musician

FED THROUGH A TUBE
JUST LIKE A
WARTIME NOVELTY
TIED TO MACHINES
THAT MAKE ME PEEEE

>>128271403
>implying AiC is not sludge metal

>>128270909
Nice
This reminded me I have to listen to Amorphis discography's but I'm too lazy

>>128271513
Its grunge slop

Alice In Chains never clicked for me

>>128271868
>entry-level mainstream radio rock never clicked for me
ugh so trve...

>>128271858
Alice in Chains was initially signed as heavy metal, and so was Soundgarden
"Grunge" didn't really become a thing until Nirvana which was obviously too punk to beconsidered "metal" and then Pearl Jam was just rock so they had to come up with a new umbrella to kind of fit all these Seattle bands. I'd concede that Soundgarden isn't metal
But AiC was definitely more on the metal side
their first 2 LP's were metal at least.

>>128271049
>cover is track 5 out of 9
>literally the exact middle track
I kneel!

covers should only be the last track on an album, IF you're having a cover

>>128271403
>ugly ass guitar
>no chin or jaw
>cope facial hair
>1000 yard retard gaze
>homeless pants
>fivehead
>egghead
>children's sunglasses
get this embarrassing literal who boomer outta here

>>128271918
it should also only be a Japanese bonus track

>>128269982
It’s >deathcore but Black Tongue covered Celtic Frost second to last on the album Nadir.

just did a cheeky cover with the lads
figure we'll sneak it in right at the end, like

>start a seasonal job with UPS as a material handler
>ask instructor up front if there’s a process to start a career from here
>he straight up says not really other than hope for a callback afterwards
Sludge metal for this feel?

HOLY FUCK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qamBmWt8Cwo

>>128272075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QU4JRK2Y6o&list=RD-QU4JRK2Y6o&start_radio=1

What’s he hoping to prove by covering Ride the Lightning? Even in his prime the vocals would make it inferior much less now that his voice is shot

>>128272022
Eh, they're arguably sludge so it's possibly metal. And that's a good cover imo

>>128272133
It's going to be a sad fart to the end of a stinky career

>>128269982
Cause of death
The morning after
Ram it down

>>128272133
Yeah, didn't he write Kthulu? Why not do that instead?

>>128272010
nah fuck that, I hate regional bonuses
I don't want to be doing imports or piracy to get a song.

>>128271209
we love the hetfields playing here

lotta youtube clickers ITT

>>128272161
someone sóyjak this post

>>128272191
Autistic meme.

>>128272214
why would you want a track to be exclusively for a region you don't live in

>>128272157
He co-wrote 4 of 10 on KEA; and 2 of 8 on RTL.
He has been coping with Metallica for 42 of their 44 years career. Sad!

>>128272226
>bonus track :-|
>bonus track (Japan) :-O
then again maybe it's just the obi strip
those things are aesthetic as fuck

>>128272297
I never listened to this shit, is it goog?

>>128272191
Ratthew is a warning to all youtube clickers
Don't end up like Ratthew

You should thank Trey right now for this album, because its fucking great and the peak of 90s death metal

>>128272313
HEIL AZAGTHOTH

>>128272322
HEIL

I just roke up

>>128272303
pre-Hell Awaits Slayer playing live in the studio with a bunch of drunk fans, it's based

>>128272161
You sound like a massive fag no offence.

>>128272313
We love Trey here.

Shredthew

>>128272403
delusional

>>128272414
>headphones plugged into nothing
too accurate

>>128272403
This post is extremely low quality.
>>128272414
It do be like that.

Everyone chill out and post some good music for once.

>>128272297
I'm fine with bonus tracks. I come from the days when tapes and records would have a bonus track several minutes after the last listed track ends, mp3's kinda ruined the concept since you didn't have 14 minutes of empty space before the song started.

>>128272494
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=8zSODUOoE8w&si=jbEBRInq_paGqGOD

>>128272495
>when tapes and records would have a bonus track several minutes after the last listed track ends
That was mostly a CD thing. Post your hairline.

>>128272403
You don't play guitar, retard. Stop copying and using phrases that you don't understand.

>>128272290
Well, my point was Call of Ktulu is instrumental, so it doesn't matter that Dave sounds like shit.
Also, regardless of your opinion of Dave, Metallica has been shit since Cliff died anyway.

>>128272523
kek he seethed

>>128272809
Metallica were still good up to the Shit Hits the Sheds tour.

Smoke it!
Get High!

>>128271403
>not even a metal musician
>mogs the vast majority of metal guitarists in tone and skill
>also a great vocalist and songwriter
How does Mark do it?

>>128272890
>Smoke it!
>Get Parkinson's!

>>128267890
I've never seen this one before, thanks for sharing it

what kind of metal does he listen to?

>>128272902
>is a fan of Celtic Frost
>mainly makes butt rock music

>>128271403
Both AiC and Jerry solo are on MetalArchives though

>>128272929
this nigga fought rome 2000 years ago

>>128266302
Yes, he went to prison. There is a new album coming at some point. He released a rehearsal/demo track last year from the album. He might be on probation or something preventing him from associating with DTB for a time but idk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x40-rzDufNU

>>128272523
it was on tapes too.

>>128272929
https://youtu.be/BmTz_dCkCTk

>>128266093 (OP)


blasting furiously

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vTnHbK9ZF0&list=OLAK5uy_lk1zvyey2gCbwByhG_Fx35igacfut6_eo

Now that I've had 6 albums to think it over I've come to the conclusion that Bolt Thrower is kind of ass

>>128273275
it took 6 albums to figure that out?
theyre a meme, just like manowar

>>128272403
Correct.

Tfw im not bald :3
Good genetics are good, god is good
Thank you for reading my blog

>>128273295
Leave the bingo hall

Top 10 USOSDM bands. GO!

>>128273322
more like name the top 10 OSDM bands that aren't American, Swedish, or Finnish

>>128272782
Autistic retard

>>128273331
Can you really not even name 10 bands?

im not an autistic >archival tard using their extensive, useless library so am hard pressed to even name 10 metal bands off the top of my head in general

>>128273322
What does that mean

>>128273353
Of course I can, but it'd be just like every one else's, full of Morbid Angel, Death, Incantation, etc. etc.
Top 10 OSDM from Greece or Spain would be more interesting (probably couldn't even fill out a top 10 2bqh)

>>128272782
Correct.

>>128273275
t. Poser

>>128273322
1 Morbid Angel
2 Morbid Angel
3 Morbid Angel
4 Morbid Angel
5 Morbid Angel
6 Morbid Angel
7 Morbid Angel
8 Morbid Angel
9 Morbid Angel
10 Necrovore

>>128273400
>>128273337

>>128273322
I'll be that 1 poster

Morbid Angel
Morbid Angel
Trey Azagthoth
Morbid Angel
Morbid Angel
David Vincent
Morbid Angel
Steve Tucker
Morbid Angel
Jackie Chan

Anyone else miss the death-thrash scene of the 2000s? Tons of great bands from that scene. Great music

>>128273431
>>128273477
damn, we had the same idea but I had to redo mine because of the spam filter including morbid angel 9 times in a row.
but you are that poster I was memeing on

Funny cover

>>128273515
>writing down the most racist joke of all time but God sends Death to kill you before you finish

>>128273524
At least he's happy. Unlike you.

>>128273322
Morbid Angel
Death
Possessed
Slayer
Mayhem
Led Zeppelin
Deep Purple
AC/DC
Cannibal Corpse
Cryptopsy
and maybe replace Slayer with Necrophagist if tech death counts

AWS shit the bed again

>>128273322
Morbid Angel
Death
Cannibal Corpse
Autopsy
Immolation
Incantation
Suffocation (call the cops, I don't give a fuck)
Obituary
Malevolent Creation
Vital Remains

I can't rake up

>>128274015
Incoherent post.

Dissodisasters

Made lunch
Metal for this meal

>>128274281
He looks like he wishes he brought another jacket

>>128274186
>rake me up inside
SAVE ME

>>128274281
picture has to be in black and white and feature old english lettering

>>128274318
What AI?

>>128274318
Thank you slopper

>>128274419
perchance, probably

>>128274419
I painted it myself

Beatdown hardcore

>>128274497
I don't know what that is, actually

>>128274015
>tfw AWS is integral to your job because your company is retarded
Metal for this feel?

>>128274522
It's honorary metal. Even has the shit vocals to match

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPfjmCQQEO8

>>128274497
we prefer stenchcore here

>>128274329
kek

>>128274560
No "we" don't. You only speak for your own opinion here

>>128272929
he cute

NSBM reigns supreme

>>128266119
Tinny drum machine and poppish songwriting.

>>128272929
Low IQ riffs

>>128274703
excuse me but Dying Fetus reigns supreme

>>128273275
How do you like neither the Battle/Realms stuff nor War Master onward?

>>128273481
can’t think of any bands, care to refresh my memory?

>>128272929
metalAnon looks like THAT???

>>128274889
>off-center text in a color barely legible with the background
wtf was the cover designer thinking? It was done right before.

Any other examples of 'squatch metal?

>>128273275
>>128273295
Actual fags

>>128273275
Kind of? They're absolute sloppa.

>>128274889
Looks better than >>128274919

>>128266199
I'm late for this, but here's a full album from a nip specialized in CoB worship
His band's called Gyze iirc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYfIa_X15bs

>>128267214
>Reverse psychology shirt
What a slut

>>128274913
>metalAnon
Is that the name of the one guy who still tries to talk about metal here?

>>128275070
Discussing metal is based and redpilled.

>>128275160
Correct.

Any good projects coming out of Mumbai?

>>128275013
dont act like you wouldnt plap

>Family friendly Arghoslent
>It's good

>>128275202
is making an Arghoslent worship band not chuddy in and of itself?

>>128273515
This one is from the booklet of Judas Iscariot 1996 album Thy Dying Light.

>>128275289
Well basically, for the average metal fan (outside of our beloved /meal/ posters) the opinion on Arghoslent is:
>riffs good
>racism bad
From there, I think it's a clever strategy on Grenadier's part to focus solely on the riffs

CoB bros we are back

>>128275386
kek

>>128274547
>MULTI
>NATIONAL
>CORPO
>RATIONS

>>128275505
Looks cringe

I hereby declare Blue Oyster Cult are honourary metal \m/

>>128274758
It seemed featureless and samey to me. Honour ended up being the only Bolt Thrower song I kept on my phone

>>128275505
Was COB huge in Finland?

>>128275756
Very popular, but not Nightwish-tier

>>128275702
Accepted

>>128275756
They were average height.

>>128275756
>>128275786
Finns seem to take care of their own. HIM is pretty big over there iirc.

>>128275800
>>128275702
denied

>>128275817
Archgoat has charted in Finland.

>>128275856
Same with Satanic Warmaster

Slayer - Seasons in the Abyss

Satanic Warmaster

>>128272902
>tone
thanks the producers, mix, and mastering engineer

>>128275732
Unfathomable opinion. Eternal War and World Eater could not be further apart in style.

>>128266119
Only sir war metal is real

>>128276102
Tsalal is a Brazilian negro

>>128276102
Jeet war metal is truly the truest of all metal.
Just listen to this...and look – the album art is really crazy: https://youtu.be/szoiA5_3XxY

War metal is reddit as hell lmao

>>128276327
You lack testicles and have baby ears.

>>128276369
Thank you redditor

>>128276327
Correct.

>>128276382
You're welcome...BITCH.

>>128276327
Sub-100 IQ take

>>128276417
>>128276419
Shreddit IQ posts

War metal saved my life.

>be OG war metal band
>release 2 albums and coast off that material for 40 years
Are they based or what?!

>>128276517
Hat

war metal is söy shit

HEIL O))))))))))))))))

>>128276445
Same, love blasting war metal while I pretend to be a general when playing my real-time-strategy games lol. Makes me feel like a dictator.

>>128276517
Doesn't get much more based than Blasphemy

If by "söy" you mean "ultra based" then you are correct.

>>128276557
Even Jute Gyte is more based than Blasphemy lmfao. Shreddit-tier

>>128276557
>>128276578
Shite band. Canadian, too.

>>128276594
Stick to your bleepity bloops, Matéo.

>>128276626
Nobody likes you, cringeass loser

>>128276611
Canada is like if Portland were a country. Mega cringe

>>128276636
Lol damn, ya got me

>>128276551
Incoherent post

>>128276696
>>128276696
>>128276696

>>128276702
Stop making shit threads.

>>128277206
>>128277206
>>128277206
REAL NEW

>>128277219
>makes another shit thread
wew lad

>>128271209
The lyrics on that album are absolutely astonishing
What was James Hetfield going for, in his mind??

>>128277604
The lyrics about your mother going to hell was some krazy shit

fuck that rat edish noise
>>128278621
>>128278621
>>128278621