Thread 128337396

Marco Pierre White edition.

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>the seethe is overflowing from the last thread
I tried to warn them

>>128337396 (OP)
Needs more stock pot

25 British pounds a month. Does anyone know if it worth it

>>128337423
>beaner has to make vague passive aggressive posts because he doesn’t know how to cross link to an old thread.
Who’s the newfag now, Jose?

>>128337581
>measures dollars in pounds
>weight in kilograms
>and pounds in stones
The eternal britbong, ladies and gentlemen

how the hell did some random foid get martin to make a double neck for her

>>128337628
they actually make those as a production run

>>128337628
you pay $8k

>retarded janitors kept the lazy thread
they’re not sending their best

Just get a separate 6 and 12 string that looks like the worst of both

>>128337694
get rekt
bitch

first thread usually wins

>>128337593
Time for a new cope
>>128337265
The MIM fender line has been called player series for eight years now. Lmao

>>128337694
There’s no rule that says threads have to have copypasta pastebins and YouTube links in them. Nobody clicks on them anyways. You’re the one spamming the board.

I think we should have Justin and Scotty in the OP at least, Idk about the really long OP

>>128337723
>still trying to shift goalposts
Give it up already, Miguel

>>128337756
Why? The same 10 niggers post in every thread. I’ve been posting here for close to 10 years and I’ve never clicked a link.

using AI to make tabs for buckethead tracks that otherwise never wouldve got a tab ^_^

>>128337707
>>128337737
I didn’t even make the other thread. I just enjoy not living in an favela

>>128337628
>>128337647
like the electric ones they made in the 70s

>>128337806
post a guitar you own that costs more than $5000

Speedy Gonzales beat the amerifat again. Maybe you can lower your BMI now that stamps are canceled and actually compete.

>jump through my ever-changing hoops
lol

>>128337723
I remember they first came out and they were called Tex-Mex

>>128337807
thats uggy
kinda like a gibson rd something
can be had for a good price though

>you need to own a $5k guitar to want a good OP
no correlation, also you just know he doesn’t own a $5K one himself

>>128337844
The guitar looks fine; the headstock is ofc what killed its chances.

>>128337858
there’s probably only ever been one $5k+ guitar in the history of these generals. very strange to pick a metric no one qualifies for

>you live in "an favela"
>no I don't need to own a real guitar
the absolute state of OP linktards

Is engl fireball 25 good for anything else than metal? Want to get my first tube amp but i want something versatile but with high gain out of the box. Dont want to add a shitton of pedals.

Mexicans still a little raw about their the state of their guitars, I see.

all me btw

i thought we moved on from favelaposting

>>128337914
they can't actually escape the favela

>>128337914
don’t you want to keep his memory alive?

>>128337885
alien mars

>>128337943
not a creative color

stop saying that

it's up
https://youtu.be/H_XS5rVtTk4

Anyone use a Bass VI? Was thinking about getting a Squier to start

>>128338008
not enough strings to be a guitar not low enough strings to be a bass. it sucks honestly

Duh, i'm play bass?
*hits himself in head with hammer*
what brand string I thump one note on
*picks up a piece of dog poop and eats it*

https://youtu.be/r5b1O7-_LeE?si=66QkvKGyj9qds6hS
That deluxe pedal sounds so cool

>>128338044
Just work on your timing and he won’t be able to bully you anymore

>>128337885
Mesa Mark V 25 or 35

Where is my Danzig nigga at?

>>128338134
meds kicked in

Made some edits to the board. Getting the deluxe big muff, proco rat and tronographic bass box. Im on edge about the whammy pedal also. I think im gearing towards playing songs in C or below and I'm not sure how often I'll want to whammy. I think it might have its uses so I'll hold onto it. SD1 and ODB-3 I feel are for if you want more highs on the bass and I just see myself wanting them with the new stuff coming. Aftershock is only good for the heavy setting but sounds good with with the OC5. Same with the hall of fame. I only use the MOD FX on it but sounds so cool so it's a keeper. Pairs nice with the chorus

>>128337694
#buckbroken #loveislove #onlygibsonsgoodenuff #iback47 #lockherup #hashtagghsboomerstrings #ifyoucanthandlemeatmyworst #2pretty4shoegaze #mychevysatthelevyandmydodgeisintheshop

>>128337784
how do i literally do this

I love sonic/daphne but why does he always have that expression on his face.

>>128337581
if you fail it will be because you didn't practice enough regardless of whether you pay for this course

>>128338275
thinkin' bout dem popeye biscuits

>>128338227
songsterr
it takes forever though (like 12 hours to get the email) but it werks

>>128338054
used to play bass in a punk band, used an old dod milkbox compressor pushed hard, used to sound great, reckon you just need a gain stage before you hit the amp also the old sansamp stuff was great

My Sweetwater rep just DoorDashed me a bottle of Tito's.

>>128338352
>limited to 20 seconds for free users
I hope it's accurate

>>128338527
Ai tabs will never be accurate for complex songs with heavy effects. Your asking it to guess a note that isn’t in tune

>>128338527
id say its reasonably accurate enough to get you in the ballpark

New songs today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCAV5bxMGjQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zedp6N75PAA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKDyXD-WnjY

Peace and healthy riffen, /mu/!

i will add having had both subscriptions songsterr is infinitely better than ultimate guitar

>>128338275
thinkin bout obese white wimmin

>>128338275
>fatty needs contours on his Tele body
LMAO

>>128338779
thanks for sharing. I have Brandon Deon’s $2500 guitar course and have used Artistworks, Scott’s bass lessons, talking bass, Bassbuzz beginner to badass, and probably another $800 in books. Brandon’s course is worth the money believe it or not as you also get 1 on 1 feedback and watch other peoples feedback like a master class. it’s a very jazz and theory oriented course but you can play any genre with the knowledge and technique gained there. out of most people’s budgets but artistworks is good for a budget. I don’t really jive with Scott’s bass lessons or Charles berthouds teaching; it’s literally just here’s a video of me playing the tab now go play it. mark at talking bass is more of a teacher and his lessons are laid out with a logical and effective progression. For books I can only recommend Hal Leonard’s method books, most others are shit.

>>128338849
Damn that Brandon kid is really good

>>128337938
They don't sell that here.
>>128338099
Double the price of the engl.

I was considering the orange th30 too, but i've heard that their quality is a meme. Chinese crap. The engl is at least made in germany.

>>128338931
I find his humor kind of funny, like sor hands but I’m sure it will rub many people the wrong way. he’s a very good player

>>128338849
Please post a recording of your playing so we can see what these expensive lessons have amounted to!

Any y'all got some more them vocals?

put a new sticker on my gibson
also heres playing
https://vocaroo.com/1juCGRujnLJK

>>128338160
Just jammed a bit with this setup. I think it's much better. The shallow feature on the overdrive kinda killed the tone but with this setup it's okay. Im writing something along to this guitar sample i found.

>>128339209
>that note at 0:17
no thanks

that psycho music thief still around?

>>128339250
>https://vocaroo.com/1juCGRujnLJK
i cant hear anything wrong with it

>>128339209
take off the sticker dude

>>128339292
It’s ok it’s not a mexicant guitar; he’s not going to sell it.

Is this true

https://youtube.com/shorts/5nnfyRnxpWo

The sticker is pretty gay.

It's not gay inherently, but having a big tiddy woman sticker on your guitar could act as pussy repellent, which could turn a desperate nigga gay eventually.

>>128339209
unironically troon coded, take that shit off

>>128339269
Maybe get your ears checked then

I call my guitar collection the Sexy 7.
>>128339209
Look at Mr. Brian Setzer over here.

>>128339474
Huh?

>mustard solid yellow TV yellow
Cringe
>more translucent yellow TV yellow where you can see the grain through
Based

there are no wrong notes

>>128339451
That was a rough video to watch.

>>128339490
eyes, too, nibba.
POW!

>>128339503
Your a big jerk!

>>128339501
true, just say you’re playing jazz in the buttholeian mode

>>128339483
I call my collection "a problem"

I need more sovtek in my life

>>128339209
Don't ever put stickers on your guitar.
A cabinet or FRFR is okay. Not a guitar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUWS8FtTLk0&list=RDXUWS8FtTLk0&start_radio=1

>>128339591
And cases

>>128338666
it can be terribad at fingering but yeah you can generally look at its tab and sort out where a sane person would fret the notes

>>128339617
And cases, yeah

crybabies

>>128339825
>stickers on a messican tele

>>128339044
based pragmatist

>>128339209
I've regretted every sticker I ever took off a guitar.

It stays.

>>128338945
It's double the amp too. Buy used if it's too much

>>128339843
Weird way of apologizing, but OK.

>>128339209
nice work Trogly

Look

https://vocaroo.com/1AywKf41nH4E
first thing ive made in a few months. do you think the noise FX are too distracting?

>>128339916
Go ask in the production thread. We post pics of guitars we can't afford here.

>>128339942
fuck sorry

>>128339916
i think recording this underwater was a mistake

no no definitely post your playing over a recording it adds to that authentic /gg/ sound

do any of you have any custom shop guitars/guitars handmade from small boutique builders? what did they cost? how do they compare to regular production guitars?

>>128339956
i really wanted it to sound like a cool underwater song. ive been trying to get that idea right for a while now

>>128339970
thanks! i had another bass part i played but i decided to keep the one where i tried sticking to the roo

>>128339986
I would tell you but I don’t want to rile up the hombres

>>128339916
Nice. I could listen to stuff like this all day.

Um.. actually my guitar is sooo custom and exclusive.

>>128339986
>do any of you have any custom shop guitars/guitars handmade from small boutique builders?
Yes.
>what did they cost?
A rude question.
>how do they compare to regular production guitars?
It's very fine, but noticeably more delicate. I need to get it repaired.

>>128339916
definitely compress this even more and add more reverb

I've been working on this riff for a while finally got the tone dialed in right.
https://voca.ro/1ni0o8WTVCsr

>>128340077
last note kinda sounds like a seagull

>>128339908
Trog doesn't f with lowly specials or play that well. That's clearly BBA.

Has anyone on here taught themselves how to sight read musical notation on the treble clef (since that's what guitarists use with leger lines) after using tabs or chord diagrams (chord frames) all their lives?

I've been playing a long time and know how to play guitar using tabs and chord frames...but I went down the rabbit hole to teach myself to read musical notation. Ok, it's going well, melody notes are easy to learn. I even can do it pretty well on the bass clef even though I'll probably never play the keyboard/piano or bass guitar. Thing is, no fucking books or youtube videos teach a guitar player how to read/memorize/recognize chords in musical notation on the staff. They simply just stack 2 notes on the staff and expect you to instantly recognize which note you're reading and then to know which fingers you use to play those notes. It's like a head explody moment. Individual notes are no problem...multiple notes stacked one on top of one another are a fucking problem. I have to hope the music has a tab rendition below the musical notation to know what is going on or I get lost instantly.

I believe this has to do with relying on mnemonics rather than learning interval spacing between the notes rather than trying to figure out each stacked note instantaneously. Like recognizing a 4th by site or a 2nd, etc.

All the guitar method books fail to use any words to explain this very crucial concept. Its fucking frustrating and making me hate trying to learn musical notation so I revert back to what I already know and is easy...tabs.

Any suggestions how to overcome this mental block and learn to read music the right way?

>>128340090
I wouldn't call that playing well at all anon, the guy can't even bend to pitch.

>>128340077
Stealing this.

>>128339986
>do any of you have any custom shop guitars/guitars handmade from small boutique builders?
Yes, one Fender Custom Shop and one Fano Alt De Facto
>what did they cost?
Fender was $2995 and the Fano was $2000, both were used
>how do they compare to regular production guitars?
They feel more broken in without feeling totally clapped out. They feel like there was more attention to detail when putting them together compared to a regular old production guitar. I wasn’t a believer in any Fender Custom Shop stuff because all of the ones I had played didn’t feel any different than any regular US production Fenders until I played a friend’s and that specific one just felt great. That began a hunt for one for myself that I could play in person before buying so I could tell if it had the same feel. I’d have no problem buying another but I’d want to play it in person first and not buy blindly online

>>128340077
Hell yeah rock on dude

>>128340093
you need to know your key and or chord being playing. each line/space is a new note on the scale so your chords and triads are basically one space apart on the staff. if a note is flattened or augmented then it’s very likely to be a chromatic note to the next note in the scale being used. that’s the shorthand of it but there’s no passive way to learn to read sheet music, you have to practice and focus on it

>>128339825

Pretty sad

>>128340145
>being playing
guess auto correct is getting turned back off

>>128340145
I appreciate your explanation. I will look into what you're saying more. Thank you for replying. It's not completely making sense yet but hopefully it gives me a direction/sign post to focus on.

the crab people can't help but pinch each other

What's the deal with people using /gg/ that don't play guitar? It's like watching videos on knitting when you don't actually want to knit. You see these people posting things. You can tell they don't know anything! They do it all the time. I don't know what to make of it, but apparently they call themselves bass guitarists...

>>128339986
custom shop, yes
a gibson sj200 and a larrivee parlor acoustic
they're both great but I doubt I'd drop $7000 on another custom shop gibson acoustic, not that I'd need to since the sj200 is perfect, but they're really not THAT different from the standard production models in quality, other than having special appointments or historical idiosyncrasies
for $2000 the larrivee is incredible though, every bit as good, if not better, than my somewhat similar vintage 00-18 from martin

>>128340200
the key and time signature are at the beginning on the left. take key of C major for example it has no sharps or flats so if you see any accidental you know automatically it’s not going to be a note in the major scale, so say it’s the flattened (depending on how everything is written they will only use all sharps or all flats typically) B which is your 7, you know that’s the flat 7 etc. The key signatures are displayed in flats or sharps there are no letters written usually and the sharps and flats will be on the line that they actually correspond to on the scale when written in the header. so once you learn your keys you kind of already memorized your staff so to speak. there are a lot of other things to learn like repeats and codas and reprises but take those one at a time. and that’s to say nothing of dynamic writings and techniques (think violin music). some people also choose which position you should playing out of and may write that in the staff somewhere but people typically learn a piece and choose to write their own things in pencil on the sheet after playing a few times.

>>128340035
not bad. timing sounds a little off. keep up the good work fren

>>128340322
I actually think there is a haunting beauty to it. Maybe listen again, guy.

>>128340305
Hmmmmm, this is making some sense. Maybe a bit of a light bulb moment. Thank you for taking the time to write this out. I appreciate it.

>>128340383
np I keep the tab open but don’t post super often. lmk if you have more questions but I’m not super advanced at reading yet

>>128340077
Modern day Mozart

>>128340396
Awesome and thank you!

>>128340381
I think it sUX

The last 30 posters were me

>>128340077
What tuning is this? You've honestly improved a lot.

check em

last 30 cum shits were >128340767

>>128340043
>>128340043
>schizo nigger that passive aggressively complains about posts without replying to them is a beaner
You hate to see it

>>128340820
many such cases

great one Carlos Mencia lmfao

Stop posting pictures of your own guitars in guitar general. Stop talking about your own guitars in guitar general. Stop blogposting about your own guitars in guitar general.

Guitar Center better refund me soon, they’ve already lost my business for life but they really don’t want to mess with me and make me angry. They won’t like me when I’m angry. I need to buy this black Les Paul from the guy holding it for me but I can’t until Guitar Center refunds me, which they haven’t done yet. They’ve got time to email me 10 times an hour though, even when I’ve unsubscribed. They’ve got time to answer my calls when I call to tell them to hurry up and refund me and to stop emailing me. But they don’t have time to refund me so that I can get my money and buy a black Les Paul that someone was holding for me.

>>128340916
least terrible guitar center experience

The new schizo is trying too hard and not really schizo. You can tell by how he just copies the others.

They're so mad the schizo is trying not to really schizo they copied the schizo trying not to really schizo to prove they're not schizo. Fender mustang.

Best guitar for a guy that bought a stadium xl but my chevy cavalier broke down and moonlights as a guy that eats burger king and shits at GC?

LARP

>>128340977
Thomann blog

bruh guitar center better mufuggin refund me i aint gonna be doordashin to afford a les paul after my ride got busted

All of /gg/ except for maybe three people are too scared to play plugged in at guitar center.

D’Addario XS vs XT?

Does anyone know if what real world specific plexi this is based on?
I think it's just a regular plexi modded to sound hotter, or it just has the tubes biased in a specific way.
It's the best sounding amp sim I've ever played.
It's also in guitar rig under the names "break my heart" and "hot plex".

>>128341020
pretty sure they discontinued the xt

pro tip: buy ALL of the boss chorus pedals

>>128341020
Ernie ball >

>>128341043
ALL my niggas are Ernie Ballers

Coffee or tea?

>>128340077
Checked and great tone

>>128341058
I love Nashville Skyline era Dylan frfrFR

>>128341058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeZRYhLDLeU

>>128341056
all you niggas gargling ernie's balls

tea is warming up

>>128341058
I don't drink caffeine.

what guitar should I buy and what music should I play to impress /gg/

>>128341124
0 and 0

>>128341099
Nah I just like strumming his balls

>>128340219
What's a good song to learn

>>128341124
Rickenbacker 381v69, jump blues or solo jazz guitar.

>>128341138
bwv 997

>>128341145
>asks for a song
>posts a tune

>>128341124
mustang
home depot music

well then about that tone

>>128341155
there are bass notes in there for the classical guitar arrangement

>>128341138
mr bassman

>>128341058
I went down the CASH rabbit hole today with Hurt by Trent Reznor and how Johnny's cover ended up making Trent say, it's his song now...then all the June Carter Cash dying and then Johnny dying...blah blah blah...so I learned how to play acoustic Hurt today. It was a good time wasting dopamine fix. Thing is is all made me sad. LOL! At least it got the guitar in my hands for a few hours.

>>128341124
One string guitar you make out of a shoebox & AC/DC Thunderstruck on the single string. GO!

>>128341239
And if anyone likes cellos - the 2 cellos version of thunderstruck...it's fucking wild. Skip to 1:05 though...every second of your life matters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT3SBzmDxGk

>>128341096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP_caKDfoyU

>>128341085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhaAzds3dk4

>>128338352
Thanks for recommending this

K

For people who actually watched the GIT GUD with GUITAR videos- all 32 something hours, does it unironically work?

>>128341398
Check it

>>128341398
I'm only 8 hrs in. So 8 episodes...but yes. It really does help. Just make it past 1.5 hrs (so 1 full and a half episode) then shit starts to make sense. But problem is life gets in the way so you stop and you really need to keep going or else you have to rewatch things over again and you end up in a time vortex from hell that you never recover from. It's like being on a treadmill of doom. You have been warned. So you have to watch 32 hours of video in a single 24 hour day to really understand what I'm talking about...the only way to do that is to watch these videos at 1.5x or above...

>>128341183
tone is at satrialis

>>128341398
If the course was for you, they'd replace GIT with NI.

>>128341398
it teaches you that the secret to all things in music revolves around intervals and that you can train your ear by recognizing scales and harmony. it’s not a secret sauce but yes it works

I like this shape the most.

>>128341476
that big eh?

hoping to get a rapier 22 soon

>>128337581
I consult Robert Fripp for my alternate picking. sorry!

jets are heating up

>>128341536
jet2holiday smoking and melting

Dumb fucking Beaneress just tried to get in my car at a Buffalo Wild Wings while I was picking up a DoorDash and claimed I was her uber driver then tried gaslighting me when I told her to get the fuck out and shoved a revolver in her face. 2 minutes later a black suv pulls up with an Indian driver and a giant uber light on the dash. I drive a silver Prius btw.

>>128341710
This is awesome! I'd like to see the dash cam footage. Glad you didn't kill the bitch or you never would have been able to eat you Wild Wings because you would have been george floydead

>>128341710
>revolver
based

>>128341732
I’ll pull the dash camera footage when I’m done with this one. Dumb fucking torta beaner needs to go back to Mexico.

blasting hippity hop in a sundown town

>>128341751
She probably stole your watch, guitar picks, wallet and virginity in the 25 seconds this whole things went down. Better get an STD test bro.

West of the Rockies, you're on the air.

>>128341793
I guess I shut the car off so the dash camera quit recording but this is her walking up to my car.

>>128341842
This is epic! Insane...that's one ugly goblin there.
Glad you still have a car man. Fuck the bitch. Bet you're frazzled though. She's probably too drunk or baked out of her mind to realize how close to being spattered all over your Prius she came tonight. Glad you didn't have to try and get that mess & stench out of your carpet or upholstery.

https://voca.ro/1dvLAVU72z3U
how can I get a better bass tone that sits better in the mix?

>>128341877
back off the gain a lot, cut 50-200 hz 8db boost 800hz 8db, boost 2k 4db

>>128341871
I’m alright just pissed that she not only didn’t apologize but then tried blaming me for not being her uber driver. Anyway I’ll delete my off topic posts

>>128341898
Probably a good idea all things considered...but thanks for sharing. I can actually see this kind of thing happening.

>>128341917
Fr. Still no gc refund btw. Guy with the lp studio reduced the price to 800. I’m sure it’ll sell before I get the money back. But idk lp studios tend to sit on the used market. I think probably because anyone who can afford an 800 dollar used guitar is looking for standards not studios. But you never know, someone might want that specifically.

>>128342114
damn hoss you really are never going to use GC again

>>128342114
>he fell for the guitar center meme

only a strat is good enough

>>128342201
>signature model
uh
ew

>>128342201
>>128342203
obvious self reply

>>128342201
>shat
>o crapper

they got hate because they're kinda strange looking but i still wanna try one

best modern guitar for this feel?

>>128339209
i kind of love the sound of a single coil but it's actually gibson
i mean you definitely can still hear the gibson sound regardless

my current practice rig is archetype gojira running into a 6505+ 212 combo effects return.
my other guitarist tunes down compared to me so it's nice to be able to just drop the tuning so easily

is cabinet depth a meme?

i keep seeing 'acoustic amps' for stupid cheap nearby. like, combo amps designed for an acoustic guitar. is there anything inherently different from that to a solid state clean amp as far as tone is concerned?

>>128342254
depends
there are amps for acoustic guitars referred to as acoustic amps
but there is also a cheap brand of amps named acoustic
I dont know which you're referring to

>>128342133
Literally never again. Bank says they can’t promise the hold will be lifted until Friday. Which is 10 days after the initial cancellation. That’s a 1/3 of a month. The manager at guitar center said he wishes he could earn my business back. The only way he could possibly do that is to send me a free guitar at this point, maybe I should tell him that.

>>128342254
acoustic guitars through a non acoustic amp can sometimes just straight up not even work. the modelers with a specific acoustic setting can get by but the acoustic amps are 50x better

>>128342228
P90s don’t really sound like single coils. They sound more like a low output humbucker that hums. It’s hard to explain but you definitely don’t get single coil tones from them.

>>128342264
i mean something like this.
i assume they're voiced differently cause they're meant to handle a vocal mic too but i'm still curious

>>128342271
You are a total Karen

>>128342273
i'm thinking for an electric guitar. just wondering what sort of sounds you could get out of an acoustic amp, how it would take pedals, if it would have an interesting sound if you boosted into it etc.

>>128342271
>bank fucks their customer
>customer blames 3rd party
anon I....

>>128342278
yeah they work for electrics guitars too and actually see some use in jazz in that context, but they usually sound like shit with distortion pedals

>>128342290
have no idea, I think they boost the signal because piezo acoustic signals are super weak

what did peavey mean by this

>>128342277
there really is nothing else quite like them

>>128342346
rick beato has a horsecock

>>128342363
bad dragon enjoyers rise up

>>128342289
I’m a Karen because the retard ordered a guitar I didn’t ask for then cancelled it without me asking and forced me to wait 15 days to get my money back? Ok. >>128342278

>>128342297
That’s not even close to what happened.

>>128342391
why didn't you just tell them to order in the guitar you wanted? you ordered something and they didn't bring that item in...shoulda paid a deposit rather than the full amount upfront kekw

>>128342427
>why didn’t you do this or that
Ok
>order hard tail guitar over phone because not on website
>gc rep says he found one in the store
>tell him 5 times exactly what guitarist and confirm that he found the right one
>pay for guitar
>get email 2 minutes later for a tremolo signature model that isn’t even the same model of guitar or color I ordered
>call and tell him it’s the wrong guitar
>doesn’t ask me if I want to find another guitar or put credit on my account just cancels the entire thing and says the money will come back in 3-5 days. Tell him I didn’t authorize him to cancel the order and he blames me for “rushing” him
>ask to speak to a manager
>transfers me to a store
>bank says gc doesn’t release their authorization holds for 10 full business days
None of this is my fault. It’s a giant fucking headache I shouldn’t have had to deal with.

>>128342447
maybe you should have asked /gg/ before going ahead with this plan

>>128342457
is it......plugged into ur bootyhole?

>>128342459
Yeah
>>128342457
Jewish legs

>>128342391
No, you’re a Karen for constantly nagging GC about it. If they say a refund is coming then it’s coming. Bitching on the phone to some random dude isn’t going to speed anything along. Yeah it sucks but just have some patience.

for me its the Ibanez Universe

>>128342478
also if you're spending money you can't afford to lose, you're making poor financial decisions anyway. what did you expect?

lost my pick
https://voca.ro/17umNdCEvjd3

>>128342337
peavey more like hrt no peepee

sold my fortune
https://voca.ro/18eYPIXmMteg

>>128342473
Correct

>>128342510
peavey more like poyvey

>>128342538
vandenberg composer how the hell are ya ya son of a bitch

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>>128342494
I’m not nagging anyone you fucking retard I have an email exchange going with the manager of customer service relations where he’s asking me wha the can do to earn my business back. And I said not really interested in buying anything from guitar center ever again. Maybe read before you start inserting your brain dead opinions into conversations.

>>128337577
It's his choice.

>>128342289
You are a total beaner

>>128342539
i been busy, writing and working more so im not around here much anymore

my partner and i came to an agreement i get the les paul ive wanted for years and she gets to go sightseeing for 3 weeks in africa pretty good deal if you ask me

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>>128342654
guys, guys! stop fighting
you're both right

>>128342708
Africa is not very rich in architecture just sayin'

I aint seeing this buddy

>>128342759
they have a few animals if i remember correctly

I left the keys to the Lamborghini in my other leather pants. can I borrow someone’s?

>>128342768
Speaking of animals came within a couple feet of hitting a deer at 50mph on my way home. So far not a great night
>>128342708
>needing your wife’s permission to buy a guitar
Grim

original and still the best

>>128342777
no problem, you can borrow mine anon

thoughts on this?

>>128343481
my butt is fartin'

If you're moving beyond stock pickups, go Seymour Duncan.

What guitar is this?

>>128343664
Novo

overpriced "made in muttland" cashville monstrosities.

>>128343716
Thanks. So, garbage?

>>128343724
they're most likley very high quality, but you're essentially paying $5-7k for what essentially boils down to a jazzmaster with more edges on the body.

>>128343780
this is what we call 'poor cope'
maybe you can find a nice second hand epiphone or something

>>128340040
Thank you

>>128340055
I didn't compress anything it's all just fx's

>>128343826
post gear with timestamp or I'll just consider you an Indian on some sweatshop computer trying to fish for engagement, Ranjeet.

>>128343826
boy you're not helping your argument if you gotta whip out the 'Shull

>>128343826
>a nice second hand epiphone
literally what I play

>>128343826
I mean a good used epiphone is better than that thing my god

>>128343858
what now big man?

>>128344040
jej

>>128344040
spiritually indian mentally isreali

>>128344040
Offsets look like shit

>>128344040
Hate the guitar but based post for dabbing on salty poors

>>128343664
so ugly

>have session on saturday
>pedal still hasn't shipped
I'm scared

>>128344358
Dweezil or the guitar?

>>128344363
Maybe they’ll ship you the wrong pedal then cancel the order and make you wait 15 days to get your money back

>>128344363
Which pedal?

>>128344383
The guitar. Every piece of it is less pleasing than the Jazzmaster and it's missing the trem lock and circuit.

>>128344479
I hope not that sounds pretty annoying. Sorry that happened to you

>>128344512
Tonographic rust box, bass big muff and a pro co rat 2.

>it's more heckin' aggressive than my femders!
lmao

>>128344603
not my heckin' femderinos

>>128344603
Nobody is scared of a pointy Jazzmaster though. You lost the sleek and refined factor and gained zero cool points.

>>128344649
Nah it just looks like a jazzmaster for men.

>>128344040
seems legit

My bass has a fuck ton of dead skin and ground up fingernail dust under the strings

>>128344711
That's a normal jazzmaster though.

>>128344600
Do you actually have a session to play or are you just trying to sound important

>>128344711
For homosexual men

>>128344816
I thought session meant you're playing with other people in a room. I didnt mean it in a way where I'm being paid. Just playing with other people

>>128344895
You knew what you were doing

I think the guitar matters less than the rest of you., at what point does it stop being flamboyant and start being gay?

>>128344917
No i thought session and jam where the same thing. I would assume gig is what you say when you're getting paid

>>128344943
Nta but session usually refers to studio time, not that it matters.

>>128344943
A gig is a live show, a session is a studio session, a rehearsal is preparing for a gig or session, and a jam is anything else. Hope that helps.

>>128344040
shit, I concede.
Sry for the disrespect richbro.

>>128344040
Ugliest trem bar / body shape / headstock I’ve ever seen. At least they’re cheap but I’d rather save for a real fender.

>>128343826
Rhett Shull is the personification and glorification of Vanilla.

He's the kind of player with will show up to a jam with more gear than anyone else that's worth more than what everyone else brought along collectively and would manage to sound uninteresting with it.

Never has anyone spent more time and money to be bland and ordinary than Rhett has. And even more so, no one has spent more time documenting that blandness and working overtime to make sure his blandness is networked into every crevice of the internet.

Rhett fulfills the same sphere of influence as Lawrence Welk, Donnie and Marie Osmond and Sting after his second solo album.

No one starting out playing sees Rhett and says "I want to do that." They see him as a cautionary tale to do something meaningful with their music rather than waste it elevating expensive gear that manages to sound pedestrian.

If Rhett were to tour solo and you took a date to see him it would be assumed by your dates parents that their child would be home by 11, untouched and with no discernible hearing loss.

If Rhett were a car he'd be a Ford Taurus.

In a life that can be filled with excitement and adventure Rhett is the alternative to all of that. He's a can of low-sodium chicken soup that the microwave only managed to make lukewarm, he's a saltine from a package that didn't get sealed correctly and was left open to the air for a week, he's the last glazed donut in the break room that no one wants because somehow it managed to not actually get glazed.

>>128345198
vanilla bean is a patrician flavor

>>128343664
Novos are so ugly. Fanos look cool and are a mash up of different features of different guitars from different manufacturers. Novos are just le heckin reddit guitar that goobers play to show other people how le heckin special and cool they are.

>>128345259
I didn’t write that I found it on r/circleguitarjerk. Vanilla is my favorite ice cream flavor. Still don’t like Rhett shill

>>128345445
The funniest part about guitars like Novos is non guitarists will assume it’s some Chinese guitar you ordered off of Ali express. The only people you impress with those things are other retarded toan chasing trust fund guitarists. Even the average gigging musician couldn’t give a fuck less about your ugly ass road worn custom piece of shit.

whole lotta seethe being posted, yet 0 guitars. curious

Who lot of beaners posting vague insults directed at nobody lately. Curious

>>128345659
Beaners own nicer guitars than you?

>>128345445
>Fanos look cool and are a mash up of different features of different guitars from different manufacturers.
I’ve always like that about them. They have things that look like a Fender but sound like a Gibson, look like a Rickenbacker but sound like a Gibson, look like a Gibson but sound like a Fender, things like that. Their guitars are like a parallel universe where the big manufacturers had each other’s ideas.

deaners and beaners flourishing

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