Thread 128345914

What's up boys, this is gonna be a very random thread but it only applies to /mu/ I guess.
Basically, I'm a DJ and need help with my headbanging. I always DJ with sunglasses on because I'm probably on coke, lsd or mdma plus it helps me lock in when I'm in my own world rather than having people stare in my soul whilst I'm playing. Thing is, I always get into this flow, trance state when playing hard electronic music and my body gets taken over by the whole adrenaline, dopamine and drugs. I always headbang a lot, skank around and shit. My sunglasses keep falling off. I've nearly broken a pair of sunglasses last time I played.
How can I ensure my sunglasses stay on when I fucking go crazy and headbang to 150-170 bpm hard hitting electronic music? Do I fucking tape them to my head? There must be a better way. Any ideas? Any headbangers here? I realy need help here

Just don't wear 'em, then.
>b-b-b-but ppl will see muh creepy bloodshot eyes!
Bitch, please. In a real rave, people wouldn't even be facing the DJ.

>>128345914 (OP)
>djing with sunglasses
do you also fuck with sunglasses?

>>128346547
Wow get out of the 1980s bro as a performer people will always face you.

>>128346622
No, but sunglasses help me relax too. Maybe I'm autistic. Sometimes I'd sit at home in sunglasses. What's wrong with sunglasses when mixing? Such a strange comment

>>128346764
>Maybe I'm autistic
that explains your lack of understanding

>>128346848
You're not anywhere near as cool as you think you are. Kinda pathetic actually lmao. I can feel your vibe off the posts you leave here

>>128346926
>I can feel your vibe
what are you, some kinda tumblr witch?

>>128346764
>>128345914 (OP)
>Wow get out of the 1980s bro as a performer people will always face you.
a) You're not a performer, you're a guy who spins fucking records.
b) It's a rave, no one cares if you look fucked up on dope because EVERYONE is already fucked up on dope. Just put them on when you leave.
c) Yeah, probably tape. Or maybe just headbang less intensely.

>>128345914 (OP)
Headbanging is fucking dumb bro stop doing it you’re only going to get a neck injury or cte brain damage

>>128347067
Ignore this idiot. Wear whatever you want, be comfortable

>>128345914 (OP)
You sleep with your cheap sunglasses on your bald head too little faggot?

>>128347146
Disregard this post. Try at least not looking like a cunt

>>128345914 (OP)
Wear ski goggles

>>128347067
Retard I perform a hundred micro decisions every minute, I've spent over half a year building a mix based on ideal energy curve and harmonics, I know music better than you, I know more music than you, I go out and perform in front of hundreds and thousands of people live, every decision I make needs to be correct not to fuck up the flow, I literally am the modern day shaman putting people in the trance on the dancefloor, I remix music on the go, I make my own music, I play my own music, I do way more technical and difficult shit than you'd ever imagine whilst under influence of substances, exhaustion, late at night when you're just pissed and enjoying the show and I'm hyper alert for over an hour so you can feel alive for a moment. I am a conduit for energy. Spins fucking records. You're so dumb.

I have photos and videos taken of me for at least an hour of my performance non stop. Most of my sets are recorded by promoters or my people. I like to avoid looking fucked where possible. Also you don't need to see my eyes. Eyes are a window to my soul. You don't need to look into my soul.

I will intensely headbang when I play 160 bpm shit that just takes over my body and the whole room is fucking exploding. Me and the dancefloor feed off of each other's energy. I put both me and the dancers in a trance. You wouldn't get it

>>128347139
Yeah my neck ends up hurting a lot but I do exercises and stretch before gigs too. I've learnt my lessons. DJing will fuck up your back and your neck if you're passionate. One of the reasons a lot of DJs end up doing yoga

>>128347159
I have a good amount of hair and they're Pradas

>>128347182
That's actually not the worst idea ha ha. Maybe some Monclers or something, would be fun

>>128347343
have you considered getting a therapist instead of playing imaginary gigs, schizo?

>>128347367
I'm playing next gig this Friday

>>128347377
never too late, anon

>>128347401
Heed your own advice

>>128347454
>no u

>>128347343
Never seen a DJ in ski goggles, but yeah make sure they're a good pair and that might be how people recognise you at a set. You got any mixes or sets on Soundcloud I can check out?

>>128347584
>>128347606
Yeah these Preme ones would probably work great. I do have a Soundcloud and Youtube but I don't want to disclose any of my stuff as it's all connected to my personal stuff and other socials etc too, hope you understand. But I play speed garage/hard dance/uk bounce/hardcore. That's my pony

>>128347584
It's the resident schizo, never posts mixes to back up the trashtalking

>>128347584
>>128347706
>>128347699
Tbf I can post 5 minutes from my newest mix I've recently finished if you want, this is the outro of it

https://jumpshare.com/s/EvS91oTnv6LPsKUk2PFp

>>128347746
It's a 4 deck mix btw

>>128347746
>>128347760
more like 4 deck dead link

>>128347767
Hold on let me see, just grabbed some random upload website. 2 sec

>>128347767
>>128347783
https://voca.ro/19FbZRjstaVV

Ok here vocaroo better

cringe thread

>>128347795
Yea id say focus on 2 decks first lol

>>128347847
I'm glad you liked it, thanks man

>>128347859
You are probably going for the Mills style, eh? Problem is, you just kinda suck at it so far and that leads to clutter. Your insecurity is especially glaring from 3:30 onward where you flush a passable transition down the toilet through fidgeting.

>>128347923
I don't even know who that is

>>128347942
Refer to some of his sets for a version of your style that actually works on a floor.

>>128347955
I don't really care about other djs or their styles I play exclusively what I like and what reflects my character. But I will check him out later just to get the idea of what you're talking about. My style works pretty good though. Also there's hardly any transitions in the 5 min I posted except me slapping all the songs at full volume. All gas no brakes bruv. That's my style. Apart from the time I actually give the dancers a moment to breathe during a breakdown

>>128347955
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Mills

You mean this guy I assume though, yes?

>>128345914 (OP)
pinu bata jeli tam

>>128348369
I should play it next time I'm behind the decks lmao

>>128347795
I like it.

>>128347343
sure. you spin records tho. not playing an instrument or singing = not performing.
you're not a musician nor an artist.

>>128347795
I want that Mala - Changes remix.

>>128347795
These are for you bro
https://youtu.be/lR-VSLZkkZc
https://youtu.be/ZGz0oyWJnks

>>128347795
nice

>>128348942
You are a dumb faggot. DJs are conductors

>>128348825
Thanks anon I appreciate it

>>128349140
Thank you

>>128349130
I like the funk song, used to listen to a lot of funk back in the day. Could recite half of Rick James songs by heart

>>128348979
I've never been much of a gatekeeper
Here lad: https://soundcloud.com/beastwang/badger-changes

>>128348942
I'm not performing? I perform a thousand actions within an hour. All within very constrained time periods, in sequence, without fail, one after the other, under pressure in front of a room full of people watching me and hearing me play, all to maintain a cohesive, hours long structure for you to dance to. I''m not a jukebox. Clueless bruv. Clueless

>>128348763
Yes please.