ragebait thread
please read this fake conversation that I wrote to get upset:
>it's amazing how black people invented basically every music genre
>huh? that's not true
>umm, I don't want to accuse you of being racist, but why else would you deny that?
>what contributions did black people make to classical music?
>pfft, you have to go that far back to think of something white people did?
>it was just one example. also, there have been recent classical genres invented like minimalism
>never heard of that. I mean POPULAR genres like rock, jazz, hip hop, soul, funk, and the blues!
>umm, you didn't say popular before
>well I did now! so you admit you're wrong, right?
>actually, no. white people invented a lot of popular music genres too
>name one
>you really can't think of any? okay: metal
>LMAO, metal is just rock music!
>huh? they are different things. that's like saying soul and funk are the same thing
>metallica is a rock band! try again
>umm, okay: punk. or are you gonna say that's just rock as well?
>of course punk is rock! see, white people didn't invent shit!
>so are you just gonna disqualify any examples I give you?
>nah, just give a good example!
>okay, then how about electronic music
>that's not a genre! be more specific. also, I know black people invented house AND techno
>I meant early electronic music like tape music and novachord stuff
>WTF is that? try again
>okay... then synthpop. you know techno was inspired by kraftwerk, right?
>synthpop? who even listens to that shit anymore!
>have you never heard of the weeknd?
>he makes rnb! which is another black genre btw
>you know, I'm starting to think you're just racist against white people
>WTF? we're just talking about music. you're the one denying black innovation!
>I haven't denied anything black people did. I just think white people invented a lot of stuff too
>and yet you couldn't give one good example!
>ugh, are any of these good enough for you: idm, uk garage, ambient, bluegrass, vaporwave, hyperpop, new age
>NOPE!
>it's amazing how black people invented basically every music genre
>huh? that's not true
>umm, I don't want to accuse you of being racist, but why else would you deny that?
>what contributions did black people make to classical music?
>pfft, you have to go that far back to think of something white people did?
>it was just one example. also, there have been recent classical genres invented like minimalism
>never heard of that. I mean POPULAR genres like rock, jazz, hip hop, soul, funk, and the blues!
>umm, you didn't say popular before
>well I did now! so you admit you're wrong, right?
>actually, no. white people invented a lot of popular music genres too
>name one
>you really can't think of any? okay: metal
>LMAO, metal is just rock music!
>huh? they are different things. that's like saying soul and funk are the same thing
>metallica is a rock band! try again
>umm, okay: punk. or are you gonna say that's just rock as well?
>of course punk is rock! see, white people didn't invent shit!
>so are you just gonna disqualify any examples I give you?
>nah, just give a good example!
>okay, then how about electronic music
>that's not a genre! be more specific. also, I know black people invented house AND techno
>I meant early electronic music like tape music and novachord stuff
>WTF is that? try again
>okay... then synthpop. you know techno was inspired by kraftwerk, right?
>synthpop? who even listens to that shit anymore!
>have you never heard of the weeknd?
>he makes rnb! which is another black genre btw
>you know, I'm starting to think you're just racist against white people
>WTF? we're just talking about music. you're the one denying black innovation!
>I haven't denied anything black people did. I just think white people invented a lot of stuff too
>and yet you couldn't give one good example!
>ugh, are any of these good enough for you: idm, uk garage, ambient, bluegrass, vaporwave, hyperpop, new age
>NOPE!
