Thread 128394660

EPOTY edition
OLD: >>128383173
FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

BLASTING

My tape collection has now grown to 14 tapes. I'm not a collectorfag, I listen to them until they wear out

Name top 30 USOSDM albums
GO

>>128394718
>collection
You are a collectorfag.

>>128394728
I listen to all my tapes. I don't care about the resell value.

>>128394725
thanks for the cliquespam

give me your absolute favorite USPM album

MUNICIPAL WASTE IS GONNA FUCK YOU UP!

>>128394814
Cauldron Born - Born of the Cauldron
I'm far from an expert though

Uh oh melty.

>>128394889
Did you choose the wrong image for your metal post?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSuwcPzLXb0
I need huge sagging tits and d-beat

>>128394965
Pardon my manners officer.

I thot that OP image for this /metal/ was AI slop foreshadowing a whimsical metal thread.

Gutrectomy - Slamaggeddon

LET'S GO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0xfvHnQ74k

>>128395143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eycn08xbCA

HEIL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z3Hkfz_xxc

>>128395181
Where we going?

>chris barnes
basado
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qexYI_hbd8c

*ahem*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQBDtVVjVQc

>>128395350
Bunch of retards bringing babies into it. Guess they like their adrenochrome or something. Disgusting cover.

even my mom likes this, let's go boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYHxGBH6o4M

>>128395373
Madball hate babies. There is a rumor that the singer feeds his dog with babies he bought for cheap in the Balkans.

>>128395373
We wuz broke, a wigga had no home
Now me and my boys sippin adrenochrome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXOgzXmd5Zo&pp=ygUPd29sZiBhbGljZSBzb2Zh0gcJCQMKAYcqIYzv
Serbian AI metal could never produce such soul

I just roke up
>>128395492
I swear to God man these gooks look more and more caucasian every day.

>>128395409
>>128395433
Freemason dog nutters. Who gives a fuck about you? :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5iIKVALuuU

>>128395492
You just know

What's your favorite obscure scene and why is it Slovakian DM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2MzPICUbZU

>>128395623
Quebec separatist black metal is funny

>>128394814
control denied

>>128395658
Based! FREE FREE QUEBEC! Fuck those british royal ass lickers.

Nuke Quebec NUCLEAR SLAM THUGGERY

>>128394965
I guess so

>>128395289
I desperately desire to impregnate this exceedingly beautiful British lass. Metal for this feel?

Would Ozzy approve of Serbian AI metal?

>>128395790
I honestly think he'd be neutral on all my stuff. Him and Sharon would'nt know what to make of it. I love this one though :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgh_hKgTZfE \\m//

>sex with Hayley Williams
Metal for this feel? I'm thinking Underoath.

>>128394675
Finnish black/death/doom like Swallowed

My mom is a bitch. Metal for this feel??

>>128395862
I'm texting this to ur mom so u can start packing your shit to move out of her basement now

Anyone else looking forward to the new AngelMaker?!

>>128395814
I think he would cry of shame if he saw how you defiled his gift of metal.
Disgusting, soulless and worthless. Just like you, you nasty Serbian schizo.

>>128395910
What? Are you drunk or something? I love Dio and Dio would love me. The corrupt metallers though, they do hate me. Are you one of them? All you guys go on about is metal legends wearing diapers anyways, like you have some kinda diaper fetish.

>>128396020
Dio was a diaperrocking freemason chad and loved Israel. He also loved his dog, Dogio. He would hate you and your fake, awful AI slop.

>>128394718
What tapes do you have? I have
>Two Carcass bootlegs from a local venue
>Hellhammer demos
>Spasms - Invocatio demo

>>128395350
How is this not metal

Saturday night /dead/al.

Ronnie James Dioper

>>128396039
Correct.

Dio was literally a Jew.

>>128395814
He was asked about it on camera, and was very much against it.

>>128396218
No.

why is industrial metal associated with nu metal by a lot of americans?

>>128396047
I'd rather not disclose the contents of my tape collection honestly

>>128396882
Because of bands like Static X and Fear Factory

>>128395775
Enjoy spending your life with a whale. She only looks okay because she is still young. By 30 she will be absolutely disgusting.
>.t old man

>>128396911
why isnt it associated with black metal due to blut aus nord and anaal nathrakh then?

Serbian AI metal rocks

>open /shreddit/
>utterly dead
>literally just poor ol troony making bait posts despite there being no one left to bait because it sucks so bad here
Top kek, this is how I know that xhes gonna be here till the site is finally shut down, still spamming it up to xerself 16 hours a day. The only 4cuck addict as down bad as this sad German tranner is Ratthew.

Ok, let's kill this thread, bump limit

>>128396918
because those bands aren't half as well known?

>>128397114
how dare you make good points

>>128397095
what does it matter, it's the same people, changing the thread OP won't change who's in the thread and make it better.

>>128397125
on the contrary, if the OP is some simp shit I don't post in the thread. there are probably others as well

>>128397042
don't you mean /shr3dd17/

>>128397042
Thank you for another unlikeable runtpost

>>128397156
Same for the most part

>>128397156
I barely notice the OP of a new thread.

whats some metal for when your life is messed up and you have no clue wtf is gonna happen

>>128394814
Crystal Logic is one of my favorite albums of all time

>>128397731
that's a sludge feel, brother

>>128397731
definitely some doom
play some bell witch or warning

>>128397744
i am not acquainted with sludge at all, rec some

>>128397747
doom sounds fitting indeed

>>128397796
>Dance of december souls not under Death/Doom
Finally someone who knows what they're talking about

>>128397772
start with Crowbar if you're fat
start with Eyehategod if you're strung out on hard drugs

>>128397902
what if im both

Holy shit

Metal for that feel when you expected to score really poorly on your number theory midterm but you actually got a 98%, so now you're ecstatic but also unsure if you're actually good at the subject or if the grading is just too lenient? Metal for this feel?

have a nice night metalheads

>>128398334
Blood Incantation

>>128398347
accurate

>>128398347
Starspawn actually goes hard though

>>128398342
you too brother

NUCLEAR SLAM DIVISION REPRESENT

CERTIFIED WHITE BOY THUGGERY

Who else bumping?

>>128394675
based iskra enjoyer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWXc2OrU-fM

the song that solved bm

>>128395373
Hes just touching a gun
>>128395350
Good memories of listening to this with friends. 90s east coast hardcore pairs very well with wigger nydm

Slough Feg is the only good traditional heavy metal band

Are there any songs/albums that have a similar guitar tone as The Grobe by Ween? https://youtu.be/3Qxf4lnuG5A?si=upWfHcVhcw-gflV3

>>128398244
Not metal

>>128394675
album for literal fags and I'm not rightist by any means

>>128400351
slough feg more like sloppy faggot

>>128400417
Oh fuck. Now I can't listen to them. Look what you've done!

>>128394675
>iskra

>>128398334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpixWWYp950

disso-cavern

>>128395143
>huge sagging tits and d-beat
There happens to be an album exactly like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYhUsvvNe3U
>>128397731
The other anon is right, definitely sludge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M09hXbzXW5I

>>128395884
I pledge to reply Yes to this post every time I'm arake to see it.
Ahem.

Yes.

Within a day of me reccing Nightwish to the anon who posted that Kitaro song, captcha is telling me to listen to them. I'm flipping out

lets do a little something different this time


how about everyone answers their favorite bands from these subgenres:
Black Metal:
Death Metal:
Grindcore:
Thrash Metal:
Doom Metal:
Power Metal:
Trad Heavy:

all subgenres included, for fusion like death-doom or blackened death put them in either field, also if you dont have a favorite in one genre leave it blank

>>128397695
I enjoyed

>I like dis, dis gud!
Metal "discussion"

>>128401484
Trad Heavy: Legend
Doom Metal: Dolorian
Thrash Metal: Coroner
Power Metal: Dark Moor
Black Metal: Jute Gyte
Death Metal: Ad Nauseam
Grindrcore: not metal

>>128401484
Black Metal: La Torture Des Tenebres
Death Metal: Prosanctus Inferi
Grindcore: Last Days of Humanity
Doom Metal: Evoken
nothing else for the rest
>>128401536
music is consumption, what do you consume?

>>128401484
Batlord
Nile
gonna go with Carcass, just count it okay?
Slayer
Black Sabbath
Blind Guardian
Iron Maiden

>>128401566
>4/5 of the triple headed hydra of tourism

BLASTING

>>128401574
I don't like "real" black metal
I don't listen to much doom or power
and I'm not gonna pick something just to not have a popular band, I pick what I like best. If it was individual albums I might pick some other things but I'm not gonna put in my favorite thrash band is one that has only put out one good album.

>>128401602
>Yes indeed, I just so happen to like the most popular bands because I'm just a carbon copy of any magazine/journalist top ten list
Why are NPCs like this? Poor hylics are doomed to the eternal plane of nothingness.

>>128401484
>Black Metal:
Inquisition
>Death Metal:
Cryptopsy
>Grindcore:
Naked City
>Thrash Metal:
KAT
>Doom Metal:
Candlemass
>Trad Heavy:
Black Sabbath

Deathspell Omega and Immolation

>>128401484
DarkThrone, Kriegsmaschine, Teitanblood, Diocletian, a few other bestial BM bands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OpDuIE4uKc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ufmujO00Tk

Cannibal Corpse, I discovered them a year or so ago and they're my #1, Hate Eternal

Agoraphobic Nosebleed are cool, listened to them a lot as a kid
https://youtu.be/pHWVH6CRZQM

Slayer, I don't listen to thrash much

AmenRa, Cult of Luna

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NZRzIVURvI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVoVt-CUCiw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrZKiMlotw8

Dio

>>128401641
Hasjarl needs T.T. to join again. He needs someone on ornamentation to make up for the fact he can only write single voice music.

Immolation is safe disso.

>>128401646
you listen to much more black metal than death metal?

>>128401646
>Cannibal Corpse, I discovered them a year or so ago and they're my #1

>>128401617
popular bands get popular because they're good.
being contrarian doesn't make you better.

>>128401668
>here's my avatar, just in case you didn't know it was me already

>>128401671
>politicians win presidencies because they're good leaders
>popular bands get popular because they're good.
/shreddd1t/ IQ strikes again.

>>128401683
Whoops meant to reply to >>128395790

>>128401484
black sabbaht

>>128401684
for politicians no
but for metal bands yes.
Iron Maiden didn't get popular by being bad
Slayer didn't get popular and imitated by others by being bad

>>128401706
>for politicians no
>but for metal bands yes.
As atop, so inside.

>>128401484
Profanatica
Sadistik Exekution
Repulsion
Demolition Hammer
Pentagram
Manilla Road
Judas Priest

>>128401706
>but for metal bands yes.
Nope
>Iron Maiden didn't get popular by being bad
Lol.
>Slayer didn't get popular and imitated by others by being bad
LMFAOOOOOO
I can't breathe

>>128401574
people that complain of tourism are always the biggest fucking tourists

>>128401724
yeah if your band spawns entire subgenres it must be because they're bad right?

Now let us tag the person with the best taste

>>128401746
No no, they can't possibly be dogshit... LMFAO.

>>128401737
True, I just drifted in from r/polyphia myself. My favorite bands include Judiac Prophet, Tourtallica, Ironic Gayden, Gayer, and Black Shabbat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2im553hL3GI

>>128401748
That would obviously be me

>>128401748
You rang?

>>128401755
respect your elders

>>128401484
Black Metal: Havukruunu
Death Metal: Gotsu Totsu Kotsu
Grindcore: Death Toll 80k
Thrash Metal: Ratos de Porão
Doom Metal: Cough
Power Metal: Blind Guardian
Trad Heavy: Anthem

>>128401668
Yeah, I didn't "discover them", it's just that I've avoided them for like 15 years for some stupid reason but musically they're amazing, it's especially obvious if you try playing some of their bangers on guitar. Professional death metal. The guitar tone in KILL is one of the best of all time, and so is their live tone, a red wall of death that BTFOs all previous acts.

>>128401797
>but musically they're amazing

is this some hectorposting?

>>128401706
Listeners are literal cattle, they don't know shit about music and do not define what's good or bad.

Under your logic Taylor Swift or Kendrick Lamar are peak music.

Honestly thinking about getting a hot sloppy rawrjob from Timberly rn.

First time coming here in a few months, I had forgotten about the schizophrenic demonposter spam.

>>128401831
You're in the only usable hours of the thread right now, when Ratthew and Troony wake up it'll go back to completely dead besides them talking to themselves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnsrJMiihHs
Rare to hear an actual good ballad on a metal album. Strong Blind Guardian vibes.

>>128401852
I've always thought that the Ben Garrison tier labeling on this image makes it worse. Its self explanatory without it.

im kinda new to metal can someone recommend me more deathcore like lorna shore and deicide?

Corny

recommend me more metalcore like yungblud

>>128401918
>Corny
Melanated post.

>>128401931
Sorry I don't know of any not-metal bands with mutted ugly trannies. Have you tried asking a more appropriate thread on >>>/mu/?

>>128401933
Did they delete a lot of comments? I was expecting an entertaining meltdown

>>128401955
Never mind, i had to click load more comments. this site is stupid

>>128401748
@Bongman

any more metal like killkarl? i prefer the true hard heavy metal like pantera and five finger death punch that offend little liberal sissies, give me that HEAVY shit

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AUReanzvGP4

>>128401955
>>128401966
To be honest it was mostly just the one guy I originally dismissed still screeching in the background, seems like most got scared off when me and GG started discussing actual musical qualities. Shame, was hoping for more asshurt, but I suppose the people showing up to a Qrixkuor comment box are probably much less bald than if I had done it on an OSDM album or something.

Also clicking to load more comments is infinitely better than clicking on /5hreddit/ and scrolling through several threads of cliquespam from Troony and/or ratshits from the chinless rodent.

>>128402004
Thank you for the cliquespam.

>>128401966
If only you could click to load more brain cells

>>128402070
Thank you RYM tourist faggot

>>128402070
Jej.

black metal is for blacks
not whites

>>128402164
Thank you for the cliquespam.

>>128402167
i dont simp for clique, clique simp for me correct

>>128394675
Their best

>>128400684
Shion isn't a titcow, fuck off with your shit fanart

>>128394675
Might as well get on to listening to this.

https://sufferinghour.bandcamp.com/album/impelling-rebirth

>>128402228
>Shion isn't a titcow, fuck off with your shit fanart
based anti-offmodel art king

New kpn just dropped, what do we think?

https://youtu.be/xyVw7igIILI?si=q2hwc_FyE4sjOPYR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFePwkVmlUc
>>128394675

>>128402286
KPN is just wigger garbage dressed up as black metal.

>>128402442
That may be so for parts of two albums but I was asking about this present music. It sounds kinda basic to me, he should've went thrash or psychedelic.

>>128402394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Obn4T9Lb1s
Pretty good track, reminds me of mitochondrion a little

>>128402536
I think he was more so meaning the rapper vibes of the music video.

>>128401791
>Gotsu Totsu Kotsu
based, where warriors once dreamed a dream is a masterpiece.

>>128402442
Listening!

Vektor kicks ass

>>128402542
Ahh yeah definitely I thought it was gonna be some kind of horror themed video instead it's him jumping around.

>>128402394
This your band?

>>128402656
No, just thought the album was okay with the last track standing out.

>>128402735
How did you even find them then?

https://youtu.be/NklhTCw1TiA?si=a5MIfOr5wox_a-Jc
https://youtu.be/YW2Pq8YZtE8?si=GKutqVXUHR0yfIgD
https://youtu.be/-W-X18_anN4?si=MdJ6xGWzVGq-ZU0y
https://youtu.be/VdV1Zc_PFdg?si=82FL3i6nixa2Wn8T
https://youtu.be/Bx0Lwn4Kv7U?si=1uwAp67djq4onAuZ
https://youtu.be/0qanF-91aJo?si=8XnnA6qaK8PnoE1F

>>128402757
Now this is cliquespam. Might even be Janny xirself

>>128402753
Bandcamp and metal-archives have search functions and everything is on at least one of those two sites

i always wondered if the members in a metal band suck eachother off. the long haired ones pretend to be chicks so that the bald drummer gets to fuck 'em and get sucked

i bet it happens more often than not, in popular bands as well.

>>128402822
Thank you for the cliquespam.

>>128396900
lmao faggot

>>128398334
I remember not failing our test by a single point in calculus 2 and getting complimented by the prof lmao
Out of 20 something people only 5 of us not failed

are dying fetus physically unable to NOT tour exclusively with coreshit bands?

>>128401788
I have never once made fun of old people for their ignorance, inability to accept change, lack of hair, obesity, or decaying mind/body from a lifetime of poor habits.

>>128402991
That’s metal for you. You either stay broke or tour with shitty poser bands

>>128403025
https://catbox.to/sMIt90DZJnMQHiD/file

>>128402991
>>128403029
BDM and slam are sister genres to coreshit, all rhymic chugshit with breakdowns is on a scale that goes from actual metal like death metal, to outright punk dogshit.

Deathcore and BDM fans have identical low iq mongrel fanbases.

>>128403064
>catbox.to
>not .moe
Not clicking!

>>128403025
>I have never once made fun of old people for their ignorance, inability to accept change, lack of hair, obesity, or decaying mind/body from a lifetime of poor habits.
This but worldly wisdom, acknowledging new = gay pozzed shit, refined hair line, healthy stoutness, and enhanced spiritual prowess from a lifetime of disregarding societal norms.

>>128403025
aren't they vegans though?
>vegan
>still bald
>still fat

>>128403074
>Bad gateway

>>128403066
Thank you for the clueless cliquespam dissosister post

>>128403081
Post-african repetitions are so hair follicle damaging that not even a vegan diet can hold back its effects, only temporary slow down the inevitable.

Also I believe they are moral vegans instead of health vegans, you can slurp down some coconut oil and oreos straight to myocardial infarction if you like and still call yourself vegan.

just noticed there will be a hellripper gig in april
too bad it's a mid band

>>128403066
>identical low iq mongrel fanbases.
Likewise with fans of pic related

>>128403224
Those treasures are being removed to find them a new home

>>128403110
>>128403224
My favorite BDM artists are as follows: Anal Stabwound, Rectal Discharge, Dirty Downstairs, Brown Ooze, Bumhole Prolapse, and Leaky Hole.

>>128403249
Correct.

>>128403164
Aphex Twin guy still has hair, afaik

>>128403252
but enough about your favorite gay porn

>>128403249
yes, removed from society to find a new home at the bottom of the barrel

>>128403279
and the status of his scalp tells you all you need to know about the brain contained within

>>128403375
No, they are being removed from the stores near economic and political factors causing bicycle collection so that they can be appreciated by the brighter and sharper side of society side.

>>128401484
Enslaved
Immolation or Death
Wormrot
Sepultura
Paradise Lost
Symphony X I guess
Iron Maiden

>>128403403
JEJ, 2true.

>>128403403
Incoherent post

>>128403440
enslaved and immolation is good tsate

>>128401484
Inquisition
I can't choose one, so uhhh....idk bolt thrower
wormrot
slayer
saint vitus
omen
judas priest

>>128403488
taste*

>ratty, gookposter, and serb all gone
>/metal/ and /nbbmn/ both going well
kino.

>>128403549
Great, but I prefer the black album

>>128403581
Based taste.
The Black album and Kill 'em all are their best works.

metallica sucks
megadeth sucks HARD
anthrax sucks
slayer are based

>>128403684
>>128402991
here is your ""music"" zoomer

>>128403536
The clique is probably doing a raid on some other board.

Is this the wiggerslam thread?

>>128403728
>tfw I'm actually 5 foot 4

>>128403728
>>128403749
Thank you for the cliquespam.

>>128403789
>I-IS THAT A NON DISSOSLOP ALBUM??? ARRGGHHH I'M GOING INSANE!

>>128403312
You're just upset I have a vinyl of Bottom Fissure's legendary work "Striking the Brown Void".

>>128403677
There's no way you actually think Anthrax and Metallica are equal

>>128403809
Ehrm, we love those here though?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8xL6IUsJ8o

>>128401484
Most of those subgenres are worthless though

there is a dude who sells bootleg cassette tapes for like $4 but I ain't paying more than 1 for that shit
he even got the latest castle rat album lol

>>128403224
JEJ, 2true.

>>128403858
>ideal faggot7.jpg

pretending to be a flaming faggot still makes you a flaming faggot

>>128403899
>>128403880
Not sure what you are talking about, this is a woman. Keep the homosexual fantasies to yourself next time?

https://youtu.be/0clW-EB9w8w?t=2

>>128403536
Thread just reads like an AI-generated copy of some generic /metal/ thread from 2 years ago tbqh

>>128403938
you want another man's dick down your throat

>>128401536
Lmfao

>>128401486
>>128401486

>>128403960
Correct.

>>128403957
>2 years ago
still better than ratty simp threads

>>128403777
that's average height, don't sweat it

watching these guitar videos everyone keeps telling to count like 1 2 3 4 or 1 and 2 and 3 etc. but is it just for beginners? I can't imagine a grind or doom band is counting in their heads while performing, sounds like absolute bullshit

>>128401484
>Black Metal: Cradle Of Filth
>Death Metal:/
>Grindcore:/
>Thrash Metal: Slayer
>Doom Metal:/
>Power Metal:/
>Trad Heavy:/

>>128404115
holy poser

>>128404124
krine about it

>>128404070
Correct.

>>128404028
Low IQ post, thanks for the input

ruh roh raggy

Kerry "Short Stack" King

Matthew David Zazueta pleasures old men for money
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/008j1iqxLd-87p1kvCUV_A

>>128404206
>Matthew David Zazueta pleasures old men for money
Correct.

damn I should get more ciggies but I'm already kinda trashed

Kerry "Short Stack" King

do any of yall even have a job? I doubt lol

No Matty Stratty

Lmao

>>128403164
>Carcass
>post african repetitions

>>128404349
I say "Low IQ" and they get rattled lmfao

my pants are so white it blinds you in the sunshine, keep wearing your emo black shitty clothes lmao

>go to Walmart
>see fat brown Mexican wearing a Burzum shirt
what would Louis Cachet think?

>>128404440
AIDS took his chin
so sad...

>>128404481
?
It's literally right there lmao

>>128403960
Not sure why you keep posting about your homosexual lust, regardless I hope this beautiful babe will help stave off such thoughts. Praying for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=royKF8rz9Qw

>>128404440
The resemblance is uncanny

>>128404540
Thank you schizo

>>128404324
It's Sunday but yeah this is par for the course when I use a catchphrase

>>128404511
that's a troon

>>128404511
Thats a woman.

>>128404584
Yeah Ratthew is a bit of a 4cuck.org schizo alright.

>>128404666
Pure rodent phenotype.

>>128404666
Rodential family lineage

>>128404666
The rat doesn't fall far from the sewer kek

>>128404666
>>128404683
>>128404690
>>128404696
Thank you for the ratposts.

he has a very sexy mother
when do we organize the gangbang? and what metal music shall play in the background?

>>128404741
Your mom would actually suck my dick to Jute Gyte, lad

>>128404767
Jute Gyte is commie slop.

>>128404767
gay ass hipster metal
your entire family sucks dirty jeet dick to kolkata inner order propaganda

Sorry but it's true. Don't even bother asking her either lol
>>128404797
So?

>>128404804
Incoherent slop of a post

first place was closed already so I had to buy my ciggies at another one
anyway mission complete hehe
the cashier was a cute chick with short hair, I wanted to say to her that she has a pleasant voice but fuck it

>>128404741
post her

>>128404906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpeeRzQZB6g

>>128404906
x japan's 1985 demo where they couldn't decide if they were a hardcore punk band or a power metal band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jUslT2dfYA

>>128404875
his family
sucks the cocks of a bunch of jeets
in a room
while kolkata inner order propaganda (indian war metal group of artists) plays in the background
learn english retard
>>128404883
it was posted and deleted

>>128404883
Wow you really do type like a bitch

>>128404995
I'm a women's man
no time to talk

>>128404985
That's just over the top angry lad
>>128404767
This one is true though sorry lad

>>128404985
dude I checked the archives and photoshop aside she's ugly lmao, are you guys just memeing?

>>128405181
tell that to ratthew here >>128405014

>>128405181
we've kicked the cage enough today it appears

I'm still debating whether I should sell my Perturbator ticket or go see him.

not sure what any of the last 30 posts have to do with metal, perhaps you all should try >>>/lgbt/

>>128402822
>thinking about homosex
fag

>>128405344
Yeah, about that... we were getting ready to discuss some metal but then a rodent appeared. Seems to happen a lot.

Motörhead - The golden years
I can't stop listening to this, so fucking good
and yeah it's just hard rock stfu

Official /meal/ hierarchy, as decided by the council:
Bongman >>> Best Blastings > TRAD DOOM > Spazzriff > Norsefag > Matthew > AI Serbian > Negru > Hector

>>128405399
Thank you schizophrenic

>>128405464
>Bongman
HEIL
best blastings is a surface level poser

>>128401484
Marduk or Inquisition
Morbid Angel
Insect Warfare or Gridlink
Slayer or Demolition Hammer
Wormphlegm
Blind Guardian
Iron Maiden

>>128405464
Move Negru above Ratthew because Negru's chimpouts were at least funny

Listening to Castle Rat

>>128405589
Correct.

>>128404741
We'll all gather on the /bleep/ thread to discuss time, place, and our placement on the rat train we are about to run on this ugly whore. Obviously the metal to be played will be "Rodent - I Smell a Rat" on repeat.

https://youtu.be/2mAL7wDghSM?t=767

>>128401484
>Black Metal: Deathspell Omega
>Death Metal: Morbid Angel
>Grindcore: Knoll
>Thrash Metal: Kreator
>Doom Metal: Disembowelment (idk what else)
>Power Metal: No
>Trad Heavy: Venom? Mercyful Fate?

>band literally called Rodent with a song called "Stop This Ratshit", "Ketamine Blues" and "Fear the Nose"
>and its actually a decent band
KEK, truly even the gods must hate Ratthew.

https://youtu.be/z9HM8puoV_A?t=1807

>>128405743
Thank you Seefow

>>128405776
>>128405776
>>128405776
NEW