Thread 128436702

will tokki boycott 2 jeans new song like orbit did with LOONA?

new yeseo alert please say something nice or maybe something s*xual about my wife

hybe's 'got the beat' will be so kino
>chimp
>zuha
>eunchy
>wonhy
>moky
>gobby
>kot
>haney

kotti solo debut will mog the entire industry 2bh

>They (Haerin and Hyein) get to keep doing all their brand deals

HAERIN CHRISTMAS STONEHENGE 2025 IS REAL

we don't care about nujeans

BREAKING: After the news that Haerin and Hyein have broken MHDHH into MHD and HH, Team Bunnies changed their hashtag from NJZ to NewJeans. Total MHD and MHJ abandonment.

>>128436708
this day just gets better and better, this slut never relaxes she's always pleasing my cock

BREAKING!!!!!!!

>>128436708
kot in 5 years

ooakbros...

k-tokkis in full meltdown and civil war
i-tokkis in denial. "I don't believe that company!!"

>>128436702 (OP)
this one is for the rabbids and donkkies:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD0UfiJTkVM

the other 3 will announce their return to Ador tomorrow. Newjeans never die.

We're back.

>>128436711
i love m*sturbating to your wife,
though she just looks cute here

>>128436678
i just need her to position her bh right at my mouth and jerk me off like she hates me while angrily mumbling about what a little homewrecker whore kyujin is
is that really so much to ask?

>>128436718
LMAO
scurrying back like roaches

>>128436728
oh shit nvm kek>>128436722

all 5 members are back at ADOR. had a feeling that would happen, because you can't file the appeal with the other 2.

there is no way

minji, hanni, danielle will pay a penalty and be released from their contracts?

if everyone returns, things will just go back to normal until the end of their contracts

>>128436722
NewJeans are so fucking spineless
MHJ did right abandoning their ass

>>128436722
at least put in the effort of a fake link

>>128436734
thanks for saying

>All members of NewJeans have reportedly decided to return to ADOR.
>All members of NewJeans have reportedly decided to return to ADOR.
>All members of NewJeans have reportedly decided to return to ADOR.
>All members of NewJeans have reportedly decided to return to ADOR.
>All members of NewJeans have reportedly decided to return to ADOR.

https://n.news.naver.com/article/016/00

>>128436722
nooooo

>>128436722
noooo how dare they betray mhj
fucking whores

>>128436718
>brazil timestamp

WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO PITSTOP???????????????????????????????????????

HELLOOOOO??????????

>>128436722
Lmao it’s real
If I was a big account I would just tweet misinformation

kinda sucks that they'll have shitty hybe producers now, but better than nothing

WELCOME BACK KOTTER

>>128436732
please show your p this time

>>128436741
*plap plap plap plap*

>>128436747
link broken but this one works

its real...

https://n.news.naver.com/article/016/0002556892

>>128436742
it’s real anon

>>128436711
wtf don't say that when she looks like a *** here

9.5 million dollars paid in cash

as a tokki, these girls can go fuck themselves
after we gave our blood, sweat and tears fighting for their freedom, they betray us and go prostitute themselves to h*be?

>>128436722
told you

A second plane has hit the tokki tower

i'm curious to see how shit their next comeback is without min heejin's creative genius.

there's lots of upsides to this
we'll get new newjeans shit
and many many things

the downside is that without mhj the music and concepts will probably be shit but we'll see

THEY'RE BACK TO MOG ALL Y'ALL GROUPS HAHAHAHAHAHA

Are we with MHD or HH?

>>128436753
Album version in Q3 of 2029

i dont care about your hanni cringe pig

>>128436722
illit shaking in their boots

>>128436765
nice try. obviously not a hybe group fan because we're now the same team again. looks like you're a dive roach

Lmao these girls thought they could right the Korean chaebol pedo ring with there funny uh ah songs and hip shaking.

newjeans naked dogeza in front of le sserafim and illit
newjeans dance cover of smart while wearing bikinis to atone for their sins

>>128436761
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

illitbros I don't feel so good....

so how fucked is mhj

>>128436708
yejibros imagine seulgi doing this

>>128436708
who is this demon?

>>128436764
please use "paid in full", the word cash implies she used used cash bags like some druglord or something it's a bad translation from the korean original

maaaaaan fuck yall niggas im going to bed. newjeans caved. its over.

our girls just need to say they were manipulated by mhj

>>128436783
hopefully they make them work out of the busan office

>>128436753
it's time to admit now that they came back, pigslop was never good bro

HYBE game caterers finally happening!

>newjeans go back to ADOR
>bang pd ends up in jail or paying huge fines instead

LMAO
M
A
O

newjeans is back with no bana, no dolphin kidnapper, different producers and team, and they'll apologize for all their crimes

>>128436775
look at these tokkis lmao one minute after the return announcement they already switching the script and starting to shit on other groups

>>128436773
“We will never come back to this company”
this is why you never make this type of statements during a ongoing lawsuit, retards

illit is finito newjeans fucking won

>>128436799
fuck

They lost their cute autistic member

NMIXX dominating, Newjeans returning

reminder that Australians run kpop

Seabrown's 9/11

can't wait to see my girls soon...

the prideful tokkis are seething
the shameless tokkis are celebrating

>does another presscon
>syke!
pls you have the chance to do the funniest shit

BREAKING:

HAERIN AND HYEIN ALLEGEDLY HANDED OVER INTERNAL INFORMATION ON THEM AND MHJ TO ADOR'S LAWYERS.

MHJ SHIFTING BLAME ON THEIR PARENTS WAS NOT A COORDINATED MOVE.

Looks like cutejeans is back on the menu bros

tokkis remember the times people made fun of us
we will have our revenge now and it will be so sweet

uglitt getting thrown in the dungeon now

>>128436779
I really think he fucked all NJ members and made mnj watch

>>128436708
red dress tho

We celebrating

remember they get tremors just being near the hybe building

poor girls

yeah i really don't know what any of this shit means im just here for cute gooks

Why did they disband?

>>128436815
very true, they made their point

Who the fuck is in Antarctica

>>128436800
they're crying inside since now newjeans will have to behave and act all buddy buddy with the other hybe groups

>>128436821
that's why they're staying at my apartment

yea get back to work NIGGA

Gatos Locos. We back.

>>128436789
how do you know she didn't?

All the newjeans clone groups in shambles right now LMAOOOOOOOOO

>>128436702 (OP)
>073927

>>128436813
so basically mhj fucked them over again, hyein and haerin betrayed the other three and fucked their legal strategy even further by giving insider info to hybe, and they were left with no choice but going back or seppuku

Ador literally just an empty shell without newjeans. They have no other artists. I would expect currently there's no stuff working there. Just some editors working from home watching thousands of hours of newjeans footage to edit for jewtube

+ Hyein

>>128436827
WHO IS IN PARIS?

>>128436800
kek they're snakier than hanni and mhj combined

>>128436823
brother no one does everyone just jumps at the opportunity to pile on someone when it presents themselves to them

https://x.com/NewJeansSTRM/status/1988562077045399762

>Hello, this is Minji, Hanni, and Danielle.
>Recently, after careful discussion, we have decided to return to ADOR. One member is currently in Antarctica, which delayed the communication, and since we have not received a response from ADOR, we are regrettably announcing our position separately.
>We will continue to meet you with music and performances filled with sincerity. Thank you.

newjeans without mhj and 250 is NOT newjeans
not giving money to generic hybe slop

>>128436842
Man imagine getting paid to edit and watch thousands of hours of newjeans unseen footage

ALL 5 ARE RETURNING
https://x.com/njzbase/status/1988561387111506223#m

total newjeans victory

people saying “we back” as if the new shit you’re gonna get isn’t gonna be complete dogshit is so funny. enjoy being the laughingstocks at hybe getting songs illit rejected

>>128436814
straightening those with pliers

>>128436849
Who the fuck is in antarctica

>>128436842
bang pd will divert resources to ador. mhj's moneymakers are all his now.

maybe ill go back to kotposting

imagine

>>128436826
glits will never be forgiven

newjeans about to put illit and lsf into early retirement lmao

Are they going to continue as newjeans? NEWJEANS COMEBACK AFTER 2 YEARS title sets very high expectations just so they can drop an illit-tier slop

can’t wait for the new new jeans-aespa tiktok dance challenge collabs

>since we have not yet received a response from ADOR
KWAB

Don't hate the player(s), hate the game.

*ignores you*

>>128436850
so this is going to be the tokkicope when they flop

>One member is currently in Antarctica

?????????????????????????????????????????

you're laughing?
edinho hung himself...
and you're laughing.

>>128436859
danielle and her "running club"

>>128436702 (OP)
IS THIS FUCKING REAL?

You guys unironically spend money on kpop? yikes

Let's be honest for a moment
All the top groups are shaking right now, this completely changes the current kpop landscape and meta
Plenty of emergency meetings tomorrow, that's for sure

>newjeans back to hybe
>immediately a ton of posts shitting on illit and lsf

why cant we have nice things

kyujin and eunchae naked oil wrestling
haerin trying her best to referee but keeps slipping into the middle of things because of all the oil!

>danielle alone in antarctica, having to make her choice
kind of kino

the fact that tokkis ITT can't agree on whether this is good or bad is the funniest shit since the press conference

>>128436828
only money and popularity matters
the moment newjeans top all the charts they'll be free to step on illit as they please

so i heard the news

they're not so anxious to come back now huh?

>>128436881
you lost to nmixx. get in the dungeon lil bro

How did he bring all 5 girls back?

what is danielle doing in Antarctica
wtf?

>>128436881
it's the divepatels that have been trying to insert themselves for the past 3 hours

>>128436873
I'm the person kotcel initially called edinho
I'm laughing my ass off at the tokkicel coping after their total defeat and up and coming apology tour

>>128436881
illit and lsf caused this entire shit from the start
did you think everyone would join hands and sing kumbaya?

HOLY SHIT NEWJEANS IS BACK

>>128436881
it's just the nmixxican he can't help but try and squeeze them into the discussion as usual

LMAO see >>128436890

>>128436865
tokkis ate up pit slop. do you think it's about the music anymore? they'll fill up stadiums to watch newjeans eat chili dogs and fart

>>128436827
Wait for realz?

BREAKING:

ALL NJ MEMBERS ARE RETURNING

edinho, you'll be receiving an email soon from your employer that your task is now to praise newjeans

it's good because they got humbled into going back to work and their dumb decision on behalf on their weird fake mom was a waste of time.

it's good because we get more kotti material.

>>128436881
tokkis just got a total defeat and got betrayed by their own girls
they'll have to walk back all the shit they said and all their mhj cocksucking now and it mindbroke them so they're back to the only thing they know how to do

>>128436891
they can't resist the bangcock

i might be wrong but it feels like illit and h2h are kinda fucked now

>>128436894
>>128436900
i think it's a divecel he exposed himself earlier with the heya 0 show wins crying

>>128436869
stunning

Only 1 person left...will she return? Or hybe let her back in?

>>128436908
this guy is trying SO hard

>bangpd removed as CEO and facing a death sentence for fraud
looks like his 2 flop groups are going to get axed lmao

My activist friend who was all about newJ situation is now confused who is wrong and who to support

>I'm the person kotcel initially called edinho
KWAB

>>128436879
lol you have a strange view of this industry

it'll be funny as fuck to see them interact with other labelmates like nothing happened

hybe had no choice, without newjeans their creative bankruptcy was revealed

>>128436827
me nigga

>>128436912
it's probably both + the people who shit stir no matter what is going on

BREAKING

SINGER DANIELLE MARSH DIES FROM HYPOTHERMIA IN ANTARCTICA

BREAKING: Hyein's father convinced her and Haerin to go back to ADOR.

Seems like their betrayal and unilateral action left the others with no choice.

our girls won in the end

the world is healing...

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

can't wait for ador to do the bare minimum as outlined by the contract for the next few years and then refuse to offer a renewal

>>128436891
This webm is the biggest kpop blackpill

>>128436903
lmao ador making narratives until the last moment

give it to me straight illitbros
our girls are getting the boot?
we getting the short end of the stick?

>>128436922
are they banned from music bank so they don't have to interact with minju?

>>128436929
love jihan

fatman won

>>128436938
'fraid so

illit WILL bow 90° every time they see hanni in the hallways

manifesting a doeun stream to celebrate

>>128436936
why blackpill

Every tokkichad KNOWS they will leave in 2029

But in the mean time:

>Absolute ZERO debt
>Continue to make bank instead
>Continue doing brand deals
>Continue working in the industry
>Possible world tour in 2026

Yeah the downside is HYBEslop produced music like LSF/ILLIT but hey, I will take that over our precious dottis nuking their lives lol

Wtf what happened to all the oppression and abuse?

>>128436711
I want you as a friend

>>128436941
hanni will be the new MC for music bank and illiterates will be seething

>However, since we have not yet received a response from ADOR, we were inevitably led to release this statement separately
mfw they are not taking them back since Haerin already gave them the MHJ chats

>>128436945
both of his groups are getting shitcanned though

>>128436935
i think thats what they want , they will just go on autopilot until 2029

>>128436954
don't you have to be fluent in korean to be an mc?

>>128436925
>the people who shit stir no matter what is going on
bitch you need to respect my hobby

this is why everyone hates tokkibrowns

>>128436956
hahaha imagine
that would be the biggest KWAB in kpop history

>>128436949
>>128436936
these are kbjs, and fatman likes boobies
idk what op is talking about

hanni forced to kowtow and apologize to wonhee

Locked in my room, four black walls
Tie the noose, no recall
No resolve, fuck withdrawal
Rather shoot up 'til I fall

IM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

yejibros what do we think of these news

>>128436881
The office hallways will 100% be awkward AF

just saw the news
how are tokkitroons holding up?

>>128436922
tolerating a bunch of bitches you hate is idolling 101

>>128436951
they gave a warning shot, hybe won't try that shit again

>>128436922
I assume that they won’t work on the same building

>>128436966
it's the opposite lil bro

poor guy got divorced for nothing
one year wasted

the bottom line is money, and newjeans is hybe's biggest girl group money maker ever. and with hybe in financial hot water, money is the most important thing to hybe. who brings in the money? newjeans.

it will be ILLIT that bows to newjeans, not the other way around.

>>128436938
wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if hybe "coincidentally" happened to schedule illit comebacks at the same time as newjeans while running marketing and advertising campaigns that just so happen to drown out anything from newjeans

>>128436952
wtf..

>>128436950
God damnit man… I hate them going back but you’re right.

>>128436956
this slut is such a bimbo

Going to be awkward when newjeans return

>if newjeans retain their quality tokkis will be forced to admit it had nothing to do with mhj
>if newjeans lose their quality tokkis will be forced to admit the group was nothing without mhj
the tokki dilemma

So what did Newjeans cuck their careers for? They spent 2 years in limbo to do what?

>>128436951
they made it up so it's ok

>ADOR: We have decided to release Hanni, Danielle, and Minji for breaching their exclusive entertainment contract..
would be funny heh

>>128436981
do you HONESTLY, GENUINELY think that illit can drown out newjeans?

we need a new hybe girlies pic with newjeans

damn kot really saved nj, western CUNTS btfo

>>128436979
illit and lsf are both losing money and will be dungeoned

>>128436897
MY FELLOW RABBIDZ I CANT BREATHE

>>128436979
yeah all that money they brought in for the last 2 years lmao

>>128436990
people will just see this post as a joke but...

>>128436956
then they'll be free from h*be, our girls win either way

>>128436979
who cares? just enjoy the cute girls

Gllits are shaking in their boots

If hybe declines the other 3 girls

>Spaghetti has 0 wins
>Newjeans are back
Fimmies on suicide watch

>>128436991
then they go directly to mhj's new company. use your brain

>>128436988
tokkis are shameless so they'll eat whatever slop they make and say it's the best thing ever
they're even acting happy now without caring that newjeans said they shake in fear just being near the hybe building

so what about all the copycats that were stealing newjeans shit wholesale (illit, triples, kiiikiii, etc.)
they get away with it scot free?

>>128436988
it's up to hybe really
if they decide to step up their game for newjeans it would be good, their quality right now is abysmal

>minji, hanni and dani announce that they will also come back to ador
>ador is yet to confirm this
oh nonono

>illit this h2h that
THE TRUE VICTIMS ARE KIIIKIII YOU IDIOTS

hybe won

welcome back newjeans

ossified schadenfreude is truly the mark of the brown

Kinda didnt want dani to return...

Just in time for ditto season...

>>128436989
suck MHJ's clittie
>>128437010
newjeans will take smilling photos with them and say how much they

>>128437009
>tokkis are shameless so they'll eat whatever slop they make and say it's the best thing ever
how's the spaghetti (feat. jhope) lmao

kiikii can go back to cleaning my asshole
haha

>>128436988
whatever happens it can't be much worse than pitslop

>>128437007
yeah and they'll get sued
everyone loses lol

>>128437018
yea..

>>128437015
sup. lets bully illit

>>128436982
..what? think we'd have fun

>>128437016
404

>>128437018
kinda wanted kotti to go solo and mog the entire industry by herself

is this the best korean vocal performance of all time? I don't think anyone is beating her
https://youtu.be/zFyndK9VOCk?si=QftvzZ_PdIDFos5W

>>128437009
Eat that slop
Eat it
Eat it

>>128437013
Every group in this post is a newjeans clone

>>128436996
nmixxicans say the darnedest things

>>128436852
Yeah, there might be some slip you know hehe. or some provocative footage. damn how lucky

newjeans ft lara from katseye comeback

>>128437028
we love illit

great, 3 years more of this uggo

evil won today

>NOO NOOOO noOO you can't just blame everything on MHJ and act like nothing happened!! you cant do thataaattt

wanna bet?

newjeans is back
fromis seoyeon solo debut
kpop is back

>>128437026
sued for what, if ador doesn't take them back

>>128437031
total gobby suicide

KPOP IS ACTUALLY SAVED

>>128437040
that sounds like the worst time of my life

regardless, I'm ready to fap to kotti again
make her wear the green open toed sandals again please hybedaddy

>>128436722
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON’T WANNA SEE THAT SMELLY NGUYEN ROACH TO COME BACK!!!!!

>>128437032
just enough

>>128436764
>idols dont make any money
t. /kpg/

what was the point of all of this if they are going back to ador now?

>>128436992
newjeans is bigger than kpop right now

Newjeans took a 2 year hiatus and when they came back, they are STILL more popular than LSF. Lmaooooo.

i bet kotti's boobs are even bigger now yes i know that's not how it works she' already an adult but i want to see her boobies again they were really starting to grow near the end of her run..

yeah, i'm willing to tolerate shitty hybe music as long as i get to see my girls

newjeans’ complete, total, and utter defeat feels so good like sugar on my tongue bros

>>128437058
don't care bitch

true tokkis will stan ooakngg

>>128437058
2 years of lsf and illit flopping nonstop just proved that hybe has to bow down to newjeans

>>128437064
You can't say that. They are going to be so upset.

>>128436789
no? it's the same as saying you bought a car, cash
where are you from?

>hybe accepting hanni back
how tf is this supposed to work

This is like watching the taliban retake Kabul. All that for nothing

They sold their soul

the duality of tokkis: the massive coper vs the one who actually believed newjeans and feels bad for their staff who are now unemployed

>>128437067
reading the total tokki meltdown has made my day :D

>>128437057
nugus literally spend their entire career without ever getting paid
all of the money goes to the top 1% of idols

please hybe let those 5 clean the toilet of illit & lsf

WAVchads we are safe because Modhaus has been making good stuff nowadays without NewJeans’ influence. We hope for a full recovery.

>>128437012
>they instantly go to mhj make a better group and shit on fatman again

they are not that stupid

>>128437074
>hybe bowed down
so this is the new narrative

>>128437086
see >>128436979

>>128437057
literally no one said the top 1% or 0,1% of idols like wony doesn't make a ton of money

oh my god that music bank interview will be awkward as fuck. I'm praying for Minju

well, MHJ has already set up a new agency, they probably will move to new agency once their contract with hybe ends, just like viviz and fromis

queens are back, bitches

United!

Kpop is so back. After almost a year of slop upon slop they unleashed it's like finding oasis after a year of lost in desert

>newjeans bend the knee after the most humiliating defeat in kpop history
>bunnycels: ummmm ackshually that's a good thing

>>128437086
its going to be the other way around. downhee is on toilet duty for the foreseeable future

>>128437055
literally nugu?

>>128437086
>HYBE got back their most popular group
>Implying they will mistreat them

>>128437085
IVE are nugus

bro and dani and hanni and haerin lined up
fat man's bh going tongue to tongue

>hanni, minji and dani announce on their own that they will come back to ador
they never learn

>>128437067
it's gonna be hilarious watching mhj, the dolphin kidnappers and all their staff get fucked while newjeans comes back with a bang PD song and tokkis stream it with a fake smile and coping posts

>>128437105
wony isn't ive
wony is wony

>>128437101
hybe will use their media machine to place all the blame on mhj. it's all good

>>128437096
those interviews are scripted anyways

if you're going to post bait at least make it good bait

>>128437096
isn't her contract almost up by now? i'm sure they'll time everything conveniently

hanni deserves to be humiliated. she just deserves it

newjeans going back to their abusers like battered wives and "tokkis" are celebrating? fuck you, you don't care about their wellbeing

>>128437110
bangpd is going to prison. he isnt even the ceo anymore lmao

kinda funny how they are trying to make us angry but I'm happy, more kotty, hanni and minji, im gonna cum so much bros.

are you gonna forget about wonhy just like that kpg!!!