Thread 128438292

>>128438292 (OP)
post her fat rolls

nj will never be welcomed by the kpop industry

hybe game caterers would heal all wounds

the only newjeans song i know is omg

Newjeans is nothing without mhj
We will be eagerly following her next project with fresh dotties

i hate newjeans dogshit group

ian

>>128438283
i have never posted dxw

>>128438312
didn't ask

NewJeans will be back to this in a year

i wanna ride w/ wonhy!

>>128438309
she's making a gaypop group, enjoy faggot

>>128438312
forgot your dxw

what will the cope be when the next newjeans project is dogshit without mhj at the helm

kpg we need to think up a sufficient, satisfactory, and proportionate humiliation ritual for traitorjeans before they can be brought back into the fold

i love isa

>>128438324
uh... we won!

>>128438307
i want one SO bad but it's never going to happen i think

>>128438308
you're lying
you've definitely heard hype boy or ditto

TIMELINE OF EVENTS
0. Hyein's family splits over their court case, her father is stripped of his parental rights and allegedly gets in touch with HYBE.
1. NewJeans loses their court case, announce they'll appeal immediately.
2. Delays in filling the appeal signify cracks in the group's unity.
3. MHJ shifts the blame on NewJeans parents as a defense strategy against the SourceMusic defamation lawsuit, saying she's not liable because she just repeated what she heard from them.
4. Hyein's father convinces her and Haerin to go back to ADOR.
5. Hyein and Haerin formally tell ADOR they wish to resume collaboration with them.
6. ADOR publicizes this.
7. Korean media reports on 4 and 5.
8. Hanni, Minju and Danielle hurry to issue a statement of their own saying they'll also go back to ADOR.

tl;dr hyein's dad saved his daughter and kot from the other three's retardation and they were left with no choice but to go back as well. reports that hanni and minji were the driving force of the whole attempt are likely correct

>>128438311
dangerous

>>128438324
>h-h-hybe sabotaged them

>>128438324
>they're being mistreated!

>>128438326
They never left hahahahahaha

newjeans won
tokkis won
hybe won
hybe family groups won

mhj lost
ive lost
kakao coworker groups lot

post more jigglehan

>>128438307
kaz has nice hands

>>128438320
POV newjeans returns to the hybe building

illit lost

>>128438333
im not really a girl group fan

>>128438341
waoww

>>128438332
why not?

Bunnies i abandoned NewJeans and changed my waifu from Dani to Moka. Am i still welcomed back? I like both groups

karina and kazuha. all we need

>chairman bang we've just received the best cute song demo of all time, should we give it to our loyal illit girls or the newjeans traitor bitches?
>illit of course, let's see if there are any itzy reject bsides for newjeans

>>128438357
holy bog

>>128438301
yeah i'm just going for occam's razor
they'll be shit because the company won't put any money/effort into producing for them other than what is legally required so as not to breach the contract
there's really no need to pretend anything particularly horrible is going to happen

>>128438356
all the boy groups are touring, katseye is in LA
hybe has way too many groups now

>>128438348
I have a good one on my pc but I just laid down

hybe gg will ignore nj
hybe gg will never collab with nj for promotions

>>128438341
thank god i wasnt eating when i saw that

>>128438324
they'll be fine, mhj was just a grifter who took credit for other people's work

the statement from the other three sounds like they panicked after seeing the announcement and said they’d come back for the public to hear before actually talking to ADOR. they will need to always be in micro bikinis just to begin their long atonement.

/artms/i

their biggest sin is that they wasted 2 of their most important years

the years where they could have still conceivably passed as jailbait

criminal

have to go bye bye eunchae friends

>>128438364
katseye ain't kpop
it can be just an all girl group episode

>>128438359
kek

>>128438370
those hybe gg flop though

>>128438374
it kinda does yea lol

nmixx won

>>128438307
world peace day

>>128438378
why do you keep saying 2 years you dumb bitch

>*at a board meeting in approximately 4 years time*
>now i just wanted to bring up that the contracts for each member of newjeans are coming to an end
>are we going to renew them?
>*everybody bursts into laughter*

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/hybe-xkrx-352820-q3-2025-150057226.html?guccounter=1

>2 days ago Hybe posts a quarterly loss of $29 million dollars in Q3 of 2025
>Suddenly all of newjeans comeback to ADOR out of the blue

Hybe panicked and spoke to them directly and probably offered them a new deal that will benefit newjeans if they stay
Then the parents got greedy again and probably beat some sense into them

In the end Hybe bent the knee because they need Newjeans to go through this recession because ILLIT/LSF keep flopping lmao

>>128438379
see you later

slavbrown

that hybe elevator ride and ador office is going to be awkward as hell

>>128438391
when people say tokkis are the dumbest fandom they really aren't kidding

>>128438250
the one that dumps webms for 16 hours or the one that hates 4th/5th gen and is constantly shit stirring and falseflagging?

Is psycho the only good rv song?

>>128438391
>2 days ago Hybe posts a quarterly loss of $29 million dollars in Q3 of 2025
yeah im thinking floplitt and lsf are getting dungeoned

>>128438390
they'll call mhj and she won't even pick up

>>128438391
people actually believe this

>>128438366
she's attacking her fans

>>128438364
4u. maybe they more about market segments than a retard like you. katseye are for american mutts. not seamonkeys and koreans.

>>128438366
who invited this little slavic boy onstage

>>128438374
people say it's gonna be awkward for newjeans to work together with other hybe groups in the same building, but it'll be even more awkward for them to work together after kot and hyein effectively forced the other 3 to go back with them

>>128438402
yeah I tend to just ignore them it’s a bunch of children

>>128438409
she'll be too busy with the newjeans clone at her new company

Who's newjeans newproducer?

>>128438374
you guys will not forgive hanni and bro just because they are excepionally hot, right?

i would rather newjeans stays dead in exchange for loossemble coming back and loona eventually reuniting

>>128438419
the fatman himself

>>128438386
1.5 years rounded up

>>128438391
tokkis will overdose on all this copium they're inhaling

>>128438419
the hybe janitor lmao

>>128438419
Grok

>>128438419
same people as before, just without mhj taking credit for everybody's work

>>128438419
haerin will write all their songs and lyrics from now on

>>128438427
hes going to prison tho

we need the hacker known as 4chan to hack illit’s and lsf group chat

>>128438402
at least on kpg approximately half of them are just pretending to be that retarded for a laugh
on twitter it's all real

>>128438324
What makes you think it won't sell like hotcakes regardless of quality

Have you seen what tokiville is like?

They will buy anything regardless because they have been starved of newjeans content for like 18 months

If anything the MHJless comeback will be far bigger than everything they've done before

lil bro could write a novel with all his head canon scenarios

>>128438418
>the newjeans clone at her new company
kpg's girls

how is twitter reaction to this news?

>>128438400
Ador moving to the basement

>>128438419
you know who

As I try to appreciate IVE/NJ songs (the easiest to listen to) and NMIXX songs (the hardest genre), I realize that NMIXX songs should be treated like fine dining. It's amazing.

hybebros we won

>>128438391
is this the new tokki cope?

Live on stage, as atonement, Wonhee will sit on a throne with long black boots. Sitting stoic. Hanni but bow and continuously apologizing while kissing Wonhee’s heel, until Wonhee is satisfied. wonhee is allowed to step or spit on Hanni as seen fit.
Only then, Hanni can redebut

>>128438448
of course

>>128438445
he fucking won

how will mhj stans cope if newjeans does just fine without her?

>>128438406
you asked this before many times. stop

Hanni on the left flap
Minji on the right flap
Dani on bh

too many brown posters

I knew dani will be first to bend over but haerin...

thoughts on the new ador ceo?
they replaced the slakoth woman apparently

jinsoul

neutral reminder the concepts and creative direction of newjeans were the best part and that's mhj

lmao dani is actually in antarctica

nmixx won
jaewook won
wony won
trent reznor won

newjeans make naked dogeza to the spaghetti girls and the cabbage patch kid

Say it with me /kpg/:

Newjeans are back
Newjeans will have 0 (ZERO) debt in 2029
Newjeans will continue to dominate your favs

>>128438465
finally a WOMAN

>newjeans returns
>bogny retires
coincidence?

>>128438415
>hyein (and now haerin) eating lunch in the corner).webm

>>128438467
it was actually their dancing and angelic voices lil bro

>>128438470
we know you're a dive, bro

>>128438470
What’s this about trent-nim?

>newjeans are back
>jungkook has aids
>itzy flopped
>nmixx doing great
yeah
i'm thinking kpg won

I know how to heal the hybe family.
1. The girls publicly distance themselves from MHJ and let her take the blame for everything
2. Do the spaghetti dance challenge and slowly apologize to illit and start interacting with them to heal the fanwars
3. Make their comeback a song featuring BSH to heal the company
4. Chinese bars mass buy whatever they release so mhj fans are isolated inside the bunny fandom

divide them in subunits

kot and hyein do cutepop concepts and get good songs that are bangers

while the other three have to do nasty af slutpop that makes katseye look tame with gnarly ass aespa inspired dogshit music
total humilitation ritual

>>128438467
allegedly

I haven't been here in 6.5 hours. What did I miss?

>>128438481
it really wasnt

No one won you idiots
Without MHJ and the shamans, their music will be /trash/

24/7 365 on the road touring or shilling products

>>128438428
its one year, you have to start counting since their last perfomance under ador which was in japan in january 2025

>ADOR stated they are checking to confirm with the three remaining members.
I guess the based scenario were they reject them isn’t happening

>>128438471
i need her cookie

>>128438467
no one gives a shit about muh concept
a group stands or falls on parasocial relationships and good producers
njz were already changing concepts anyway

>>128438468
kek i'm a regular nostradamus >>128436874

>>128438499
>ador will reject the contracts that are still valid

use your brain

>>128438495
you're not even going to let bang pd cook? he's the hitman for a reason

>>128438440
old ass recycled clips on their youtube channel still do numbers better than most 5th gen groups. the people still want newjeans.

>>128438467
concepts and creative direction weren't done by mhj thoughbeit

>jungkook has aids

Did Chaewon give it to him or what

>>128438499
fearnuts and clits are trembling

i'll accept this on condition that hanni pham does not lose any weight for the remainder of contract
with 5 kg escalation per year

how can sm, yg and jyp even compete now?

NMIXX’s “Blue Valentine” has now spent 20 days at #1 on MelOn Daily Chart

>>128438493
nothing much just a load of shitty schizo posts

Whose concept was PitStop?

>>128438514
jeongers akgae

>>128438468
DID SHE SEE THE ALIEN SHIP? THE NAZI BASE? THE EARTHQUAKE GUN????

>>128438514
Hell no. We need skinny hanni

>>128438433
didn't the creative staff leave with her though

bunnies how are we celebrating these joyous news?

as a bunny, I'd like to finally admit I always thought mhj was kinda iffy but I held back on saying it because it would damage ourgirl's case
all she did was ride other people's coattails while bragging narcissistically

>fatman in jail
>Illit is even more irrelevant than ever
>Mhj has a new agency, will debut another newjeans level masterpiece soon
>Newjeans girls are making money in hybe with the best conditions possible
Uhhhh hybebrownies I thought we won...

>>128438498
>you have to start counting since their last perfomance under ador
no, i don't have to do that

>>128438321
I wanna **** wonhy

>>128438513
butte

welcome back you whiny cunts
*POP POP POP POP POP POP*

>>128438527
Ditto on repeat.

>>128438531
yes you do

>>128438517
can you add Wony and Karina to this so we can make fun of JYP

>>128438522
NJZ allegedly came up with it on their own, but clearly mhj was involved

downloaded the quarterly to check it out
stock up, revenue up, the reported loss is mainly because of a doubling to 76 MKRW of "outsourcing / fees"

are these lawyer fees?

shut UP

>>128438538
no ew they're bogged

>making money in hybe
making money for hybe

>>128438535
No full auto in buildings

ILLIT <> Newjeet <> LSF
One of them has to fall.

the dream of hanni and wonhee twerking together to kiss of life songs is back. hybe could actually milk this and do some kind of documentary about the girls reconciling with everyone to pull on heartstrings (big crying scenes together). just keep katseye uggos out of it, please. you can make this all better.

>>128438512
>fearnuts
no shit its nnn retard

>>128438522
ive sent it to them as sabotage

>>128438541
mediaplay fees

>>128438504
you NEED to buy a euro jackpot lottery ticket anon

there's no way danielle's skinny diet-ravaged body can withstand the rigors of the antarctic

when do the seastralians fuck off

>>128438534
yeah

>>128438359
made me chuckle

>>128438541
possibly, or money spent creating their India operation and stuff

>>128438514
plap city

So they didn’t wait for the label and ran to the media to announce it first? Lol.

You can always tell when someone’s trying to force a hand.
Ador only mentioned the first 2 for a reason.
Things with the other three clearly aren’t that smooth.
I wonder what demands are on the table

>>128438557
they're funny as well what are you talking about

>>128438546
They will be paid lil bro, millions of dollars

>>128438558
ILJ

>>128438541
financial fagging is comical anyways when BTS is about to have a comeback and going to print infinite shekels. they’ve been dumping money into HYBE India and Mexico and whatever other dumb shit they’re wasting money on.

can't wait for the next hybe game caterers

>>128438573
that's IF jungcock's dick doesn't rot off first

I guess we'll be hearing what the new album ADOR has ready for them will actually sound like now. You know they don't want to sink one of their biggest cash cows, so I suspect it will be great, and can't wait to see what the new concept will be. (At the end of the day, it's all about the money for everyone involved)

my wife is getting prettier everyday!

>>128438564
brother, the two young ones bent the knee and handed hybe information as a token of goodwill
the other three found out about the same time we did, when ADOR made it public, then they realized they were utterly fucked and rushed to announce they'd go back too to save face and damage control
they must be SEETHING right now
kot and hyein were likely in talks with ador behind their backs for a while now

>>128438540
angel

wait the newjeans girls like illit now? I thought illit stole their concept and ripped them off? which one is it newjeans snakes?

>>128438579
if it does the other 6 can make a tribute album

>>128438555
>oi'll nevah bin the knee to hoybe

>>128438582
bitch looks like a cabbage patch kid with a pig snout and horse teeth

>>128438571
hybe investors stay winning

>>128438419
Suno

Imagine how much things are buzzing behind the scenes. ILLIT in particular was probably alerted to the news. I mean they have history and NewJeans is returning to the building, probably worth mentioning. I wonder how they feel

newjeans kowtow day live on national tv
is the only way to heal all wounds

over/under on the amount of niggers in new jewjeans mv?

>>128438589
KEK

>>128438582
so wonhee is just squid with puffy cheeks?

>>128438582
looks like she wants a rough anal gaping

>>128438586
sorry we didn't mean it teehee
it's all mhj's fault
the sixth member of newjeans? did we really say that?

>>128438564
the most logical demand will probably be to not have to work in the hybe building, it makes sense for everyone

Illitslop is a sneak peek in the future newjeans content. This was hybes attempt to copy mhj unique creative vision , as we can see the result is.... yeah

>>128438583
Koreans Vs Australia/Canada

>>128438589
kek

hanni shitting on illit's grave

>>128438589
ok that was pretty good

>>128438604
apologize to wonhee

newjeans dancing on wet ultra small bikinis on national tv
is the only way to heal all wounds

>>128438583
it's always the westoids doing stupid shit
honestly hanni should just drop out and not be a weight on kotty's career

>>128438465
BRUh

>>128438612
the new hybe toilet can't shit on anything

illit is kino

>>128438622
your flop group is going to the dungeon, sis.

>>128438563
how will hanni repent?

>>128438596
to be brutally honest, they're the biggest losers in this whole ordeal. they don't have the clout to stand up to them because they've underperformed since magnetic

which bj is he fucking tonight?

>>128438624
literal dungeons are for literal traitors lmao

https://x.com/2yucontext/status/1988566145566441608?s=46
Karina sent flowers to yujin

>>128438609
I love illit so fine by me

>>128438536
what's your e. t. a.
hmm hmm

>>128438589
lmao

>>128438629
she is on her way

>>128438629
tonight he feasts on something else

>>128438631
no one cares

>>128438628
There the biggest 5th generation gg bigger than h2h and kk

aespa is having a new comeback?
https://x.com/spotifykpop/status/1988532229547434292

hanni.. she just used her ass and won...
she lied, slandered, terorized other groups... and she will get away with all of that and even richer just because of her ass...

twiceboy boomer finally cooked with one of his posts

>>128438636
his inmate's cock...

Usually these hours are slow what’s happening

>>128438628
>they've underperformed since magnetic
cope

https://x.com/picscjiwoo/status/1988589798496588021
jiwoo irene collab

>>128438601
same amount as before (a lot)

>>128438541
i don't think the lawyer fees would make much difference, probably just investing in the jeet branch and whatever

>>128438447
holy crap this is cute ngl

>>128438649
he's right though

【Restocked】Due to great popularity, the giveaway campaign for #JANG_WONYOUNG's exclusive trading card, which had ended, resumes today.

For those who purchase #TOMMYJEANS target items totaling 10,000 yen or more (tax included), we will give away the cards on a first-come, first-served basis.

Don't miss this chance

>be Danielle
>just chilling in Australia
>go back to the boat
>check satellite phone
>"OIII BRUV, THE GOOKS BETRAYED US AND SAID THEY'RE GOING BACK TO FRAUDOR. THEY FUCKING HANDED OVER OUR CHAT LOGS MATE, ITS OVER, SHUT IT DOEN, WE'LL ANNOUNCE OUR RETURN TOO. GET YOUR ASS BACK TO KOREA ASAP"
how would you respond?

illit has flopped their way into the dungeon

>>128438648
fatman won

>>128438649
calling it underperfoming is already too generous

>>128438628
Yep, Magnetic and Lucky Girl Syndrome are the last songs I listened to from them. There's no room for Illit and NewJeans having the same concept. I suspect one of them will be changing

>>128438642
>sexy ass
Fixed.

>>128438648
total newjeans knee-bending after haerin and hyein betrayed the other three >>128438334

>>128438636
what a woman

>>128438641
they’re gonna complete the shitty work poor man trilogy with another stinker

>>128438631
wholesome

Tired of HYBE drama. Just listen to NMIXX.
Sexy butterface Lily.

pure

>>128438666
i was trying to be gentle with my words but the little sucka "coped" me

have you ever been forced to work for a boss you've pissed off

>>128438670
*gets droned by hohols*

>>128438673
I called this happening and no one here believed me

>>128438517
nmixx ended these flops

>>128438678
fimmies are already having a rough day today and now you are going to bring up nmixx?!

So far we have no confirmation Dani will go back. The other two spoke in her name but she's still incommunicable in Antarctica.

NewJeans is going to replace h2h hybe will use NewJeans to crush them

>>128438675
dirty work is a banger you got filtered

>elon disables starlink
>dani cant get in contact with ADOR from the south pole
>they break her contract

>mhdhh_friends
>Unfollow

>>128438667
>Illit and NewJeans having the same concept
Fuck off this already MHJdrone. Newjeans is 90s nostalgia.
Illit is Magicial girl. They aren’t anything alike.

body bang

>>128438696
illit flopped lmao

>>128438689
read it carefully ladybug. all 3 confirmed. they just said it took them longer to communicate because a member is in antarctica (not that she can't be communicated)

>>128438690
Uhh I’d hope not

>>128438679
is this asa or moka

>>128438696
you are right anon but tokki cope will continue until morale improves

>>128438660
she claims that kot is her bf, but I bet they left two youngsters behind and fuck off to australia for months

>>128438687
>retard who thinks fimmies are the fans was a 60 iq brown nmixxican all along
shocking

>>128438696
wonhee is so fat and ugly and yet still acts like a pre-madonna

>>128438698
saggy granny tits

Will ADOR's new boy group be loved by tokkis? They're MHDHH's brother group but they have no connection with MHJ.

>>128438696
some tokkis are mentally ill, ignore them

their first comeback will save kpop after all these 4th gen flops, and the general public will just overlook everything and say, “kpop really needed newjeans. they were truly the best.” it will all be water under the bridge (hopefully katseye drowning under it).

>>128438648
wony bought a house and nmixx's winning never stopped

>>128438704
>pure
asa

>>128438641
I'd guess it's their solos.

>>128438696
tokkis are unemployed twinks who live vicariously through minji and hanni, please understand

>>128438705
this is the story
of some lovely ladies

>>128438687
No, NJ are fine now. I don't believe what their fans say.

>>128438678
no real nmixx fan would ever call our angel Lily butterface, you are out of the club buddy

>>128438712
LOL tokkis can't even figure out if they still love newjeans or not

sorry but I stan creatives, not wagies
newjeans without minhejin are just like any other group
ill be waiting for OOAKs girl group
until then, kpop is dead

imagine becoming wonhee and having to endure being spit on, slapped, made fun of, berated and laughed at by newjean girlies just because of your past transgressions

>>128438717
we will be there for the usual good stuff

>>128438696
For one, lower your tone when you're typing to me. Two, I couldn't care less about MHJ, all I want is more NewJeans MUSIC. And three, get back to me when Illit has a skins pack on Fortnite and and arm load of awards.
Thank you for your attention on this matter.

there will be no consequences to hanni's actions

Katseye actually gross me out.

>>128438696
when did illit ever do a magical girl concept

>>128438714
Katsey were redeemed

wonhee being let out of the dungeon once a week just so she can clean hanni's toilet

imagine putting in all that effort to bait and gaslight for an audience of 9 neets

>>128438730
Illit has a fortnight emote while newjeans has nothing

you have to admit hanni's ass is brown fat and bouncy..... so fucking sexy

>>128438733
they magically made half their listeners disappear with every song after magnetic

90% of tokkis make the other 10% look bad

when they realize that things are irreparable, hanni will be sent to h2h in a luka-level trade with sm in return for yeon and maybe join or something.

>>128438480
and by corner, you mean the actual table
aussie, man and pig eating from a dumpster bin

>>128438683
New Jeans
Kot and the Jeans
Kot + Jeans
Kot. (Hybe's Michael Jackson)

I see her master plan

>>128438681
yeah but i was more important than my boss at the time

bang pd is in personal legal trouble and hybe is bleeding money, so newjeans are in a similar situation to mine

>>128438738
>Illit has a fortnight emote
is it flopping?

I thought they were close knit but why did minji, danielle and hanni act as a group and hyein and haerin as another? why did we get two announcements that they're going back? did they not coordinate?

>>128438698
top right would be too much to handle for me ngl

>>128438737
sometimes we cross double digits

>hurrr it's not the same without MHJ
mhj didn't actually do anything dumbasses

they still have kim nayeon and like 90% of the creatives that made them

>>128438737
i do it for the arts not the charts

>>128438678
>lily is ug..