Thread 128451006

Had Korean barbecue today, ate it up

https://x.com/winteraphy/status/1988597288252608920
UwU

>>128451012
they work them too hard

tokkis trust the plan MHJ is playing 5D chess. two more weeks

>>128451013
cute bean

another tokkipino embarrassing himself in between typhoons

shion's fallopian tubes

bean it up
Bean it bean it up

Be grateful that your group can even HIT the target...

youtube.com/watch?v=CZ69MEP475s

posts that lack substance come from the same place

>>128451010
Did they play any kpop at the place

yejibros yeji in 3 hours mark you calendars https://youtu.be/DwEGeiZWZNc

>>128451014
india when?

>>128451017
pretty sure this much copium is hazardous to your health

https://x.com/picscjiwoo/status/1988776016723210647
sm finds the cutest girls

>>128451028
boring. we only watch episodes where there are extrovert male guests and minju gets horny.

>>128451018
The cutest bean in the bowl

shion's ovaries

>>128451031
never newjeans is transfering to hybe india

>>128451026
>>128451024
not beating the nmexxican allegations

>>128451017
>liquidify

this top…

good morning piona friends

>>128451048
*vomits*

>>128451039
would

>>128451048
good morning sweetie pie

sometimes i wonder what planet some kpop fans live on then i remember theyre mostly children and the rest have parasites

>>128451048
cute baby princess

>>128451031
brazil, checked
india next

>>128451047
the lace is too lewd

>>128451043
This
>>128450994
I am 1/64th Mexican heritage this girl owes me cultural theft reparations

>>128451039
Hehe

>>128451048
blueunchae is the best eunchae

>>128451055
i love her so much

>>128451064
we all do

who is it?

good girl
pretty voice
charming dancer
makes roasties seethe
loving sister and daughter
#1 girl in the hottest kpop group ever
sends 80's song up the charts by singing it twice
makes world news by appearing in someone else's selfie
entire Korean government shuts down so she can say something
appears in outfit once, make it the most iconic costume in kpop history

tldr

>>128451058
what makes the laces lewd

>>128451069
imagine yeseo doing this

>>128451074
it looks like lingerie

sweet, succulent vietnamese pork belly is back on the menu

>>128451073
6 years of post secondary education for a gawon gf
6 years of dating history for a swim gf
born in november for anna gf

>>128451052
remember this is the same fandom that were trying to get the UN involved in the lawsuit

>>128451082
just last week they reported their case to Amnesty International brother our girls are fighters for human rights

so mhj was like "i have no use for you anymore i've got a new company and i'll be forming a new group you can go back or do whatever you want"?

>>128451059
seola also owes you

kot is a cunt

>>128451096
do you feel bad for newjeans yet

shion's fallopian tubes

>>128451107
>>128451109
love them so much

kot on minju's pink cabinet eunchy special guest

MHJ was dropping the second they hit their expiration date anyway

Cuntvengers, assemble!

Choi "Dysgenics Destroyer" Jiwoo
Kim "Virgin Victimizer" Sooin
Lee "Bodycount Benchmark" Chaeryoung

My wife Umji

Goodnight

>>128451082
tokkibrowns are shameless

>>128451104
maybe the real treasure was the hatred of women all had validated along the way

>>128451117
yea thats why she dropped them

>>128451096
its the circle of life brother. njz uses tokkis. mhj uses njz. mhj's shaman uses mhj. the shaman probably has a guru who pulls his strings. that guru has an expensive much younger kgf. the game is the game.

>>128451128
yejibro wisdom

>>128451017
Tanginang mga tokkis, you shitheads harassed other idols, just for what, to hand over New Jeans to the witchlord for the sacrificial ritual, fucking idiots. buduhonest I have bad vibes with New Jeans too, dun wanna let them near Le Sserafim nor Illit, or even BTS, plan of non bushido by witchlord might still be in progress, but lets see.

close your eyes. listen. hear that? that's the sound of karina gagging on an actor's cock.

these newjeans obsessed freaks have been ranting for 24 hours straight what a pitiful existence

>>128451132
too thin

>be willing to sacrifice your career
>mom bounces and abandons you
hell of a villain origin story

>>128451134
holy shit a real filipino

>>128451113
this is the only way

>>128451117
MHJ is 1000% going to be named in the epstein file dump

>>128451104
>I feel bad for the manager who got sacked unjustly
>i feel bad for illit and thier constant harassment at the hands of tokkibrowns
>I feel bad for haerin/ hyein whos family was destroyed by hannis lies

I DONT feel bad for tokkibrowns who still supported them even after the lies were exposed

don't hate the player, hate the game

terribly sorry
but if you didn't see MHJ abandoning them from as early on as the first press conference
you are hopeless

what the helly

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nQdZNAQMI7M

has anyone got a webm of this?

is that cbs

>>128451151
which kpop is this?

let me have haerin and minji for a night to apologize to them

>>128451157
doesn't recognize hyeju instantly

Hanni, daniel and minji all three. They were the one doing the most

wasn't fatman supposed to be in jail or something

Thanks to all the amazing cheers in Madison OURII,
it was a truly special and joyful night. Everyone 1, 2, 3 Cheese!

why did that pino claim hanni was in argentina

autistic bro, there's like 7 ppl here right now. if you get no reactions, just let it go

Now that Newjeans can no longer use the pure artsy y2k kiddos image, how slutty will they get? ILLIT already fills in the pure spot and LSF does the y2k grunge aesthetic, the only viable option I see for NJ is to capitalize on their trial and go full cunt mode

goodnight i love karina

>>128451177
>ILLIT already fills in the pure spot and LSF does the y2k grunge aesthetic
yet they both flop

public apologies to chairman bang, lsfm and illit incoming

>>128451172
I see Kim Lip already exhaused her limit of 2 smiles per year

"Every time I hear ppl say NewJeans sings so well, I just crack the fuck up. They're a group that slathers on autotune in their recording behind-the-scenes too, so instead of taking time to go play in Antarctica, the whole crew should come back and take some damn vocal lessons lol"
https://x.com/korewa3m/status/1988593997800182104

>>128451172
i can smell this picture

>>128451177
white tshirts blue jeans purepop

>>128451178
gn

They will come back right in time for ditto season

I never thought 2025 would end up on a sovlful note

>>128451189
https://x.com/korewa3m/status/1988593997800182104/video/1
wtf

>>128451200
their cb will be next year, but im just glad ill get to see social media stuff at least

the graceful thing for them would've been to stay by their contracts from the beginning of this fiasco until they expired and then leave
then they could give all sorts of interviews on how hybe mistreated them
>so why did you stay in the company for so long?
>we had a contract we had to respect. we tried forming complaints internally but they were ignored
they would've been legends
now they look stupid, deceitful, betrayed and defeated

>>128451189
kek

yeah nwjns are the real victims here. everyone else had it coming

be there or be square for the amazon live

>>128451177
slutpop is the final stop

>>128451204
that's lewd...

its very clear that they're still are two different camps in those girls. it's clear the first 2 have been in discussions with ador because ador released a statement whereas these 3 say they haven't heard from ador. These three probably saw the official statements and panicked

>>128451204
She looks so fricking soft...

>>128451211
imagine them doing this but with vibrators

>>128451215
can you not speak in riddles?

>>128451215
Below is the full statement from Minji, Hanni, and Danielle.

Hello, this is Minji, Hanni, and Danielle.

After careful discussion and consideration, we have decided to return to ADOR.
One of our members is currently in Antarctica, so the notice was delayed, and since we have not yet received a response from ADOR, we are inevitably sharing our statement separately.

We will continue to bring you sincere music and performances.
Thank you.

>One of our members is currently in Antarctica

>>128451006 (OP)
anjoonk

sorry kot we changed the locks on the clubhouse

>>128451211
sissy hypno signal to promote touching tips

>>128451219
welp.... how about blue shirts and white jeans

>>128451201
talentless

>>128451223
>Antarctica
Wat

>>128451027
No they played 2010s pop music like the Chiansmokers and Coldplay and shit.

I went to a different Korean place back in the summer though and they played some kpop and had an ad with Jennie on the door

>>128451233
searching for yeseo

How guilty is bro? Very odd for the koreans to backstab another korean.

>>128451233
Don't be so smug, illitcels. Newjeans will come back and you will know hell

they play a lot of kpop in hmarts

>>128451224
anjoonk

what if nwjns were actually allowed to play with the other kids

>>128451194
THANK YOU

>>128451236
why is wonhee sabotaging bro's live?

>>128451236
she was the one egging Hanni basically adding fuel to the fire

>>128451236
https://x.com/korewa3m/status/1988593997800182104/video/4
because of her real voice, her real talent

>>128451240
we missed out on a ton of content because of the drama thats for sure

cuuuuuuuuuuuute

>>128451236
minji is in the bully line

>>128451223
crikey how did dani get to go to anatarctica?

>>128451240
mhj was the one holding them back she even admitted as much

>>128451194
a-ngel

I go to Antarctica, far from HYBEs jurisdiction, and the penguins will not extradite one of their own.

>>128451250
not cute anymore (still cute)

more apologizing less gloating

>>128451260
what's this headshape called

>>128451251
brat needs correction

>>128451250
>>128451261
irohy

>>128451262
delete that

>>128451258
they even gave them their own social media platform so she would not have to associate with other hybe groups it's crazy how much they caved for her and she still chimped out

what are the odds karina and jaewook are still together but just hiding it really well this time ?

>>128451254
she's touring the world with a bunch of old men for marathon

kot's heel turn is pure ludokino

>>128451271
nah it definitely was a short time fling she probably has ridden a dozen other bikes since then

>>128451270
true tho admittedly i liked phoning better than weverse even if it was a glorified fork

iroha standing next to the 2 giant maknaes (hyein and eunchae) will be awkward

>>128451277
morning view in my dreams

I have no anger toward hyein & haerin but I honestly hope hanni never steps foot in the hybe building again and stays far away from illit, le sserafim & bts. That girl is seriously dangerous, she created most of the dramas, so Ms. Hanni you better stay away from HYBE.

soon

he gets ignored every single thread how does he do it

>>128451279
AHHHHHHHHHH SHES SO PERFECT I LOVE HER SO MUCH BROS

>>128451277
look at this granny tryna do modern selca trends

>>128451279
imagine the sex now that she's more fit and tight

illit making loud remarks about ignoring unworthy people whenever they see newjeans in the hybe halls

>>128451223
Ah yes, unfortunately we still live in 1800s and those telegraph things are slow, the carrier pigeon dies from cold on its way to the Erebus and Terror

wony must be livid that her new building story got buried

>>128451278
weverse is jeet engineerd dogshit ill give you that piece of shit takes 10 seconds to load per page now

>>128451296
you already said this word for word

pig

https://youtu.be/7Egso1opKfo

>>128451254
it's just a quick swim from australia cunt

>>128451294
>>128451237
"Don't be so smug, illitcels. Newjeans will come back and you will know hell"

>>128451288
like fucking two planks of wood held by a rubberband

>>128451296
i don't even watch it anymore i just pray someone uploads to youtube

>>128451297
you're right sorry

>>128451279
I would DEVOUR that

anyway wonhee is still richer than pig hanni. now hanni has to work for free until the end of her 5 year contract (now probably 2 3 years left) and then she will officially be debt free

>>128451296
thats how youtube is even with gigabit

>>128451296
the app used to be good but they fucked it up
it works ok in the browser for me

baby tae

https://x.com/309tyvoice/status/1988813552380186626?s=46

>>128451301
nah i'm sure it will be fine

>>128451296
I tried to open a few vods in new tabs and each tab just opened to the latest vod...

>>128451291
minju and yunah are too nice to dunk on nwjns but wonhee is totally going to be a shitflinger

>newjeans begrudgingly releases new album/tour
>it goes gangbusters because 1year of pent-up demand (long enough to build anticipation/mini-nostalgia, not so long to fall out of memory), especially for the wider public that never followed the drama and just remembers supershy
>year-long corporate drama hiatus becomes the new k-pop meta
what then

the fun part of the nwjns saga that many forget is it all started with mhj trying to fuck over her company and when they asked for her laptop she decided to go on a public rant, an airing of grievances if you will, all the while her lawyers looked frustrated with their goofyass client

>>128451316
moka gonna break her finger again when she beats the SHIT out those lying bitches

>>128451316
i think minju is secretly one of the biggest bitches in kpop personally

love pale karina

>>128451316
fat fucking wonhee's weird toddler proportions

i think the next newjeans album will be like life of a showgirl where it's shit but tokkis will come up with cope after cope after cope to try to pretend it's good until they just stop talking about it

what did you say about us hanni?

>>128451324
Not everyone is secretly a cunt, tokkicel. I know its hard to believe when you support a group of 5 sociopaths, but some people are just nice.

you think karina has a hairy or fully shaved pussy ?

>>128451321
i wish more people knew that this drama all started because mhj got fired for wanting to take over the label
all this "boohoo illit copied us" and "boohoo we are fighting for artist rights" is just background noise
i said it when the first press con happened but min hee jin involving other groups in her shit is the smartest move because kpop fanwar idots will eat that shit up

I don't think about karina at all

>>128451330
she's kinda cute but i cant get past her pig snout

>>128451326
>Newjeans is Y2K
>Actually they’re dreamcore
>They’ve always been magical girls
> Their rebranding was a racers concept

wonkishi giving hanni the stinkface at the turnbuckle

>>128451321
that was a glorious day
seeing korean public slowly warming up to her was top tier kino

>>128451316
What makes you think these flops are gonna get preferential treatment?

wonhy's proportions are more than fine

>>128451260
nice

holy

>>128451326
>>128451339
If illit go bald they’ll still claim it somehow (Hanni's bald forehead)

chingoose are le sserafim THE LEBANESE?!?!

>>128451333
all kpops are bald to prevent embarrassing accidents

>>128451348
omo

illit got so much shit from tokkis that nwjns really do need to make it up to them

>>128451348
holy plastic freak

>>128451348
the magic is gone
she's still sexy with a nice tummy and thighs but her gfe baiting just does not feel the same anymore
you have to be lesbian or extremely delusional to still feel something

>>128451342
you already got exposed as a lying tokki, why are you posting it again?

>>128451334
>>128451341
i still cant believe how anyone can watch this unhinged meltdown and disregard it for the fanwars/yaskween chum. this is the heart of it all, this sloppy retard getting caught with her hand in the cookie jar.

>>128451353
>get bodyslammed into the wall by wonhy
>"oops, did I do that"

>>128451355
the fimmies will be fine but illit really deserves an apology
totally ruined the momentum they had coming off of magnetic

hanni alone in a room at hybe hq with her back to the door
she hears a someone whistle at her from behind
she turns around
it's wonhee
before hanni can say anything, wonhee splashes the cup of prison napalm in her face
"fucking cunt" hanni hears before she has to scream from the burning

>>128451321
>>128451334
they've been outright omitting the initial catalyst ever since bowgate
they start the narrative with the laptop seizure part like it came out of thin air

>>128451362
hyein would be the last nwjns I would fuck with, she's probably 4-5 inches taller than wonhee

>>128451362
would be so fucking based

her face is so cute this make up

>>128451364
tbf, their followup songs were mid compared to magnetic

>>128451376
cunt

>>128451365
wonhee > hanni
Must have hurt their pride. 4 more years to endure before freedom instead of paying a huge amount

stinky kpop butts

>>128451334
"wanting to take over the label" minimizes it
she actively worked towards a hostile takeover and attempted to sabotage multiple audits trying to figure out wtf was going on

>>128451377
jellyous mogs magnetic to oblivion

>>128451383
loser

OLENS and Omega are probably happy they can keep promoting and are probably glad they did throughout the lawsuit period and we even that "I feel coke" campaign that leaked

Man on the bright side the girls will keep promoting and the brands now have a clear path going forward with the girls

>prison napalm
what's that?

newjeans are going to outsell every other hybe girl group combined

>>128451386
winner (and cutie)

>>128451377
i think they have a very underrated discography actually some of their recent tracks mog magnetic
but their reputation really is tarnished

mhj taught me that the korean legal system is a joke

i just don't understand why fraudsters like mhj/epstein communicate their crimes in fucking work emails and texts
surely there are more secure and secretive avenues

>>128451391
jam mixed in with boiling water so that it sticks to the skin of whoever is being burned and can't just be wiped off

>>128451398
even drug dealers have a separate phone with grapheneOS nowadays

>>128451398
narcissism, they dont think theyll ever get caught

>>128451398
why did my govt keep written records of mk ultra? simple answer: they dont expect to get caught.

>>128451396
you can't just post all these incredibly tight danis

arin

dont stop with the tight danis

>>128451398
in epstein's defence he didn't have to worry about hiding anything because he was probably mossad

she should have used snapchat

>>128451411
ah uh? kpop?

I ate french fries and laughed at the Newjeans fans

>>128451413
dani's daddies

ITS OUT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg8iWFWPjN0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg8iWFWPjN0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg8iWFWPjN0

I know how dirty Hanni is

>>128451421
kino

>>128451419
mcd's?

>>128451421
does she know how to play guitar or is she larping

>>128451426
yea bro

>>128451423
how dirty is she