Thread 128455049

ok ok enough meta posting can horny hours start already

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>>128455056
yeehaw

>>128455042
jealous because he's wh*te?

>>128455049 (OP)
just one kiiikiii guy passing through

>ADOR uploads new newjeans content
>All members except for kot and hyein are cut out of the video
LMAO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uffCXOcna9s

>>128455057
you start

IVE’s Wonyoung reportedly purchased a luxury villa in Seoul’s Hannam-dong for ₩13.7 billion KRW (about $9.38 million USD)

Newjean's Hanni reportedly purchased a cardboard box in Antarctica for ₩137 KRW (about $0.09 USD)

>>128455003
what ive found is actually the fat obese korean women who are ugly actually have the hottest girlfriend ever so their life transforms into a lesbianism where they hog the hot girls and it works

thats why im so weirded out by the current world we live in

its actually these fat ugly feminist pigs who are getting all the women

they turn lesbian more likely if they are ugly

so not only do fat ugly girls have it pretty good but they have it very very good right now

in fact

so being a ugly girl is nothing if every guy suffers worse

plapjak still gets 10 guys over per night if she wants

I wonder why so many of these threads exist at the same time

I have yet to find a group thats cuter than this

>>128455058
kys

anna

>>128455057
we already had multiple artms threads today

>>128455064
we love kiiikiii

newjeans but it's only the 4 members without hanni. with danielle being severely punished and has to serve as a janitor in the building for 2 years

I want to create a Somi.

>>128455066
danibros... hannibros... minjibros... it's over...

>>128455063
they are all correct good for them for having standards

>>128455071
its called a grenade

so u have the very ugly girl who is attached to the hot pretty one

occupying her time and energy on her fat best friend

very very common the 2nd most common archetype youll see in the world

>>128455063
?? so am i, weird thing to bring up in this context though since it clearly didn't help him

>>128455073
>I have yet to find a group thats cuter than this
that comeback without Lia <3

>>128455066
it's just a kot solo video??

>tinny is jiwoobully too
imagine my shock

>>128455083
but you can't

>>128455066
>>128455070

its no surprise haerin and hyein acted the way they did imagine trying to contact your seniors but it turn out they went to a 3rd world country and a ice country and you can't speak to them...

>>128455079
i'm just one guy so it''s hard to call it we but yes kiiikiii love

>>128455100
h2h attracts the worst scum

>>128455048
this but jeongeun

>>128455066
lmao

>>128455104
there are dozens of us

>>128455066
messsssy lol

>>128455083
not even somi is real

gobby putting a full roll of tp in the toilet knowing dani has to plunge it

>>128455114
then that means we're just 12+ guys who love kiiikiii

>>128455070
i hate both these women

gobby starving in the dungeon

you're a korean woman and this guy approaches you autistically
how do you react?

>>128455140
>rotting teeth and unkempt scraggly beard and balding
"women just dont fuck men anymore guys trust me!"

>>128455070
a rich korean man bought her a villa so he can sneak there easily*

can we get a hayeon cup size check

trigger warning: brutal karina gfe, don’t watch if you are sensitive about this stuff

https://x.com/ciwywfml/status/1988885705024528441

>>128455071
>ugly obese korean girls have the hottest gfs
that is so true wow

>>128455140
as a white guy we disavow this from our race

it is not so good right now

the newjeans channel uploaded a video of haerin and twitter tokkis are crashing out lol
https://xcancel.com/NewJeans_ADOR/status/1988909819072307386
its literally just an old video of haerin but they're spreading that it's "hyein and haerin" and cursing ador for "separating the members"
i mean, im team 2jeans but they're crashing out over literally nothing

>>128455101
Explain why not

Who do you think is the most fapped to idol of all time? Someone who’s been around for awhile like snsd? Or super popular ones from twice or blackpink

Post Ningning

>>128455156
my life...
nmixxroaches discography...

>>128455140
he could be at least average if he put in effort

>>128455140
this is what i imagine the white posters in kpg to be like. im assuming the sea posters are top 1% in looks

>>128455140
at least he's trying while you're here seething

>>128455162
karina easily

>>128455162
in korea, i think it's IU for sure

worldwide, maybe Lisa?

>>128455158
i woudnt say its literally nothing
its likely intentional and it likely means the other 3 are being mega brats and arent actually rejoining as of now

>>128455162
woowoo

>>128455162
probably yuna or sana
theyre always on kpopfaps page 1

>>128455166
he's shorter than some sea kpgers

>>128455171
seriously wtf is wrong with that bitch

>>128455066
I just watched this and it feels like my heart is healed
kot is so cute

>>128455162
of all time definitely taeyeon
or maybe thats just me

>>128455151
you would have to live in korea to know what im talking about

fat women grenade standing is actually integral to their culture

its like a fat lesbian lady who is clearly dyke and shes got her hot model on a leash who looks like plastic bimbo

a lot of the males i think just leave to the SEA to get a wife so korea is actually all women its probably like 70% women who live there

and they all do pseudo lesbian feminist grenade standing

its how i would explain it to people

its new its a unique culture in the world

its not from anywhere else they made it up

>>128455176
it would be indicative if it was actually just the two, but its just an old solo blog because they dont have new content to upload. i bet they'll just upload the solo vlogs from the others now

>>128455101
Explain

>>128455188
she's up there for sure

don't hate on him because he took risks. what have you done to pursue your goals? literal crab behaviour

>>128455189
i wish i understood how your brain comes up with this off the wall shit lol

>>128455073
i think itzy will set a gg record for most members with children by age 35

>>128455140
viking lineage
korean women will let him go raw

>>128455197
!

>>128455197
he really tried to sneak that one in

i've seen the kpg poster collage and none of yall were cute

>>128455196
what annoys me about this turd is he has enough courage to travel the world while poor and post himself dancing and whatnot, but not enough will to actually get a hairstyle and stop being a freak. makes me seethe

moky turning the breaker off for the practice room whenever newjeans uses it then scurrying away

>>128455140
But he's funny

>>128455201
do not ever post this webm
brutal

>>128455204
tayla was cute

>>128455101
Explain yourself

netizens are saying illit stole pitstop concept from njz

>>128455189
what the fuck is "grenade standing"

>>128455204
me irl

>>128455201
most boring wife damn...

>>128455201
if they had a daughter she would be at least cute. if they had a son he would be so uggo that he would unironically k*ll alot of people.

>>128455208
i have seen his meltys and he is anything but

>>128455212
mhj invented motorcycles

>>128455198
it can only be understood once youre there but once youre there and talk to expats they know exactly what you mean

i called it stone wall

they called it tunnel vision

its this unique aspect of korean culture where they are joined to a female holding hands and hugging and flexing on you about their hot girlfriend as a girl and trying to appear richer or cooler than you or something

theres no christianity so they dont even know what youre talking about like you enjoy kissing girls youre weird

you want to date me ? you must be a weird freak im gonna run away and get my fat dyke friend to protect me

>>128455098
they need to be bred soon

>>128455214
i think hes mixing up grand standing with the term used to describe ugly women lol

>>128455207
newjeans have their own practice room, they're that entitled

>>128455083
feel free to create more like this

>>128455228
they will be forced to share with cortis after their shenanigans

>>128455221
you meme but mhj actually started her career as a mechanical engineer working for honda's motorcycle division

>>128455212
they really have 0% originality, damn

illit ding dong ditching newjeans' dorm everyday

>>128455222
>theres no christianity
straight up saying bs now. there's as ma'y christians in korea as in france. stop writing bullshit essays

>>128455196
no one hates on him because of that, it's the endless longwinded years on end whining about how everyone but him are to blame when he fails

>>128455162
idk but for me mina and tzuyu are neck and neck

>>128455233
i didnt know that
i thought she was an alternative art hoe

>>128455228
when you dont flop constantly you get certain privileges, glittsis.

are we really forgetting that the pitslop concept were demon bunnies?

>>128455239
that's the appeal of lolcows

>>128455232
imagine the smell after all the sex they have...

>>128455169
>im assuming the sea posters are top 1% in looks

>>128455237
their christianity was all feminist cults

its fake

christian is more family they have lowest birthrate in the world

and worship capitalism and money its a sick place not christian at all

it's 7:50pm in vilnius

You guys think Lily's been puked on? I hear a sour smell emanates from her loins and irradiates her whole person.

>>128455252
stfu

>>128455254
want to grab a beer?

>>128455255
how do you hear smell?

>>128455247
is this for me

newjeans is two

oh oh yeji looks so happy

have you been to r/wonyoungthoughts?

>>128455171
Poor yuna angel must be hurt...

>>128455251
>>128455197
i said what i said

>>128455247
cub watching from the cuck chair

>>128455263
first 5 then 6 now 2
this group changes too much

>>128455262
why? do you like it?

>>128455171
haewon really is a bitch

>>128455140
he did btfo mizkif here though

korea is actually the worst country you could possibly live in

despite having the hottest women

you would expect it to be the opposite if you go to a place with hot women its going to be a good time but its the opposite if cunts run the country you cant participate you just get stepped on

id rather live in literally cambodia or bolivia you would have better chances

they gonna give you a fat retarded girl just to laugh at you in korea and thats supposed to be your wife

if youre lucky

its same as america ultimtely despite having all these hot women standing around

you get plapjak or nothing i seen those white expats they settled with the landwhale despite being 9/10 gigachad white

>>128455263
the real h2h

>>128455280
legit unironically looks like a troon
the hair i guess

MOOOOODS the weirdo is back

>>128455284
>they gonna give you a fat retarded girl just to laugh at you in korea and thats supposed to be your wife
that's your looksmatch and mental match

>>128455289
wish i was matthew

>>128455290
bro relax he's just eastern european

>>128455150
whats with the wh*te roastoid music

>>128455140
looks like an average guy, just a bit unkempt

whats wrong with troons

>>128455274
do u have any mamamoo

>>128455293
cunt

>>128455300
it’s made by karina’s lesbian fans

what

is this guy actually that close to karina ? she seems more comfortable around him than with other korean males

>nmixx releases soty
>itzy releases even better song the next month

>>128455302
ryujin has one of the most womanly bodies in kpop though

>>128455296
no i look like a regular white guy

thats why i need a person to go with me in order for me to not get strawmanned

if women were truly interested in dating why not take this handsome korean man im with right here

and we can prove without a doubt women are beign bullshitters

>>128455201
why go out of your way to get an asian girlfriend if she's going to look this ugly? i understand having yellow fever but not to this extent.

>>128455201
she looks like she regrets many things

none of you faggots will walk through the pearly gates

>>128455312
it's insane how karina is so predictable, she only befriends people who are nice and not superficial even though she looks like a goddess. even Jonathan isn't feeling odd despite thinking she's the prettiest idol.

>>128455320
You look like a fat mentally stunned chechen isis fighter

it’s tight little haumy’s birthday

crazy how any other news was overshadowed by newjeans returning

>>128455344
is she legal yet

jisoo has been destroyed AGAIN just now

>>128455311
3jeans saw that 2jeans went back to ador, had an emergency meeting and decided to go back in a hurry too, but couldnt be bothered to wait more than 30 minutes trying to contact ador before deciding to proceed unilaterally by going to the media
original post: here

1. Seems like they were in a hurry after they announced that 2 members were returningㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

2. Seriously, they are so stupid because they've never experienced social life

3. Seems like they were that much in a hurry

4. They seem to be in such hurryㅋㅋㅋㅋ

5. Ah, that's why Min called them 'freaking chodings'

6. Are they joking?

7. Wow, legendary. They only accounted for 5% of HYBE's sales but were treated like princesses so they really thought they were the big shot

8. Legendary power trip

9. Ah the more this goes, the more painful it gets

10. 30 minutes??? What the??ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ They were f*cking rushing?

>>128455311
they blinked

>>128455338
wony could never befriend this congoid man

>>128455320
men aren't good raters of other men
>>128455323
she's decent and has higher smv than that guy she's with. ik being white adds 3 to your smv but he's just strange looking.

>>128455347
she’s been legal

>>128455332
He claimed he was a 8/10 when he was younger and that he now went down to just a 7/10

>>128455338
i want to see her reaction to the black mamba

>>128455340
i havnt been fat for like 3 years and when i am its because i want to be

im able to go fasting for long durations to reach weight goals and do keto for years

and im also able to say im not interested in dating for 5 months and so im going to eat pizza and ice cream instead every day and not worry about my looks

for me in life i think the 2nd option is more pragmatic and practical because women dont care if youre skinny its not enough

>>128455344
happy haum day

>>128455140
who is this?

>>128455335
bet

>>128455346
>newjeans returning
*2jeans

>>128455338
has he been on nolto or did taeyeon veto it?

>>128455360
it could be small

>>128455320
sorry but it is what it is, you're below average looking and palpably mentally ill

i forgot to say gn to cbs last night

he who must not be named is a worst jiwoo poster? it was so obvious too

>>128455362
wish kya never needed to experience another birthday

>>128455379
you blew it

i will be there in heaven with kot

>>128455312
jonathan looks fine with shades on. his worst feature is his retarded teeth, he should get braces and he'd look like a chad

>>128455049 (OP)
kiss kiss kiss smooch smooch smooch peck peck peck

>>128455374
yeah he gives off major SDE thats why he and his ugly ass sister are allowed to be the token blacks
they learned their lesson after that last one plowed his way through idols and caught sexual assault charges

yuha...

2jeans ft j-hope SPOOKY, a halloween themed MV were they're dressed like shamans in old joseon. produced by hitchhiker, pdogg and bang pd

>>128455358
wait I've been holding back for nothing?

how do I support my kpop waifu's husband?

wonhy wishes you a great day!

>>128455376
no im at the worst average

7/10 normally

6/10 bad day

5/10 when im overweight

8/10-8.5 good day and skinny

this is where i oscillate from

which all of these categories i think i deserve a girlfriend still even if shes not the most beautiful women on earth

if im fat then ya give me a similar sized women im not going to complain

but im not fat right now

>>128455303
nope

>>128455387
>he should get braces and he'd look like a chad
he still looks retarded with braces your standards are buried 6 feet under

>>128455264
that proves she isn't a dyke actually

>>128455359
and he's totally right

wtf is this nigga wearing

>>128455400
miyeonchad...

>>128455400
have sex with him whilst she is busy with work, promoting and touring.

>>128455406
cunt

>>128455411
me with momo

>>128455398
never hold back

>>128455264
who is that

mods they are not talking about kpop

>>128455406
you could totally get the girl you posted on a good day

why am i the only one who cares about carmen flirting with her fansite

POV: you just had a shower and Haewon is looking at you with a strapon

>>128455366
the guy complaining about how unfair it is strangers off the street recoil at him asking them to be his gf

>>128455415
? you seem very retarded

saars they not talking about the kbub

>>128455393
>SDE
no idea what that means

>>128455431
webm?

>>128455451
dont worry about it

>>128455432
she's so repulsive help

>>128455430
no i couldnt i tried

sometimes you go out you look 6/10 because you didnt take a shower and u just ate a large meal or u got a acne or somethiing

sometimes you go outside u are 8/10 ive had both types of nights where you feel good you look ok everything al lready to go

you go out in korea saturday night and nothing happens still

ive had all manners of nights in my life im 31

and none of them were effective

if you zoomed out on jiwoos night she goes with her girlfriend she doesnt suck any penis shes a virgin till 34

and then its with a rich man

thats the reality ur looking at

of modern era

look at that gut fat. is this a turn off for you?

>>128455436
he has a bulbous ugly misshapen head and rubber tire lips lmao

>>128455356
wasn't wony actually a big friend of that other black dude who was mc with her ?

any kots

>>128455264
yeji wishes she had an ass and thighs like this

>>128455466
>if you zoomed out on jiwoos night she goes with her girlfriend she doesnt suck any penis shes a virgin till 34

im fucking howling

>>128455387
he looks like p diddy

>>128455467
if i like the idol i would imagine it's loose skin from our recent pregnancy and it would increase my love for her

Lily is already on record saying she'll end up marrying a pig, a fat porker, because she "doesn't do interspecies relationships."

>>128455284
>they gonna give you a fat retarded girl
Is there an office dedicated to give girls to tourists?
What happens if you refuse?
btw I love retarded girls, they need to be thin though

>>128455471
no she was not.

>>128455264
who is the thigh and ass monster yeji and lia are molesting?

>>128455456
yet you will never get an idol to look at you like this

>>128455274
it was just posted right after >>128455240

do we still hate jiwoo or what?

>>128455456
light poop then

>>128455469
well i think not after that video, it's only misshapen when he smiles with his spaced teeth

>>128455483
pdiddy looks fine

he has a way with words

>>128455472
god i need to *** all over carmy's face

Hello, this is our first time greeting you.
We are K-TIGERS Entertainment, now in charge of CLASS:y’s management.

First of all, we would like to express our heartfelt gratitude to all the fans who have loved CLASS:y for such a long time.
It is a great honor for us to work with CLASS:y, a group with outstanding talent and immense potential. Through this new partnership, we promise not just to work with them, but to become true partners — a single team that respects the artists’ voices and visions.

We are currently planning various new content and are in the process of producing an album in which all the members are participating. With this upcoming album, CLASS:y is preparing to take a new leap forward as artists. Throughout this process, we will provide our fullest support so that they can express their unique colors to the fullest.

Above all, we deeply understand the hearts and expectations of those who have waited for a long time. We will do our best to ensure that your anticipation does not turn into concern, and to make the long-awaited reunion between CLASS:y and CLIKEY (the fandom) happen as soon as possible.

We kindly ask for your warm support and interest as CLASS:y takes their first steps under K-TIGERS Entertainment. We will approach all future activities with a sense of steady responsibility, so that the group can move forward in a more stable and healthy direction.

Thank you.
Sincerely,
K-TIGERS Entertainment

>>128455486
i didnt mean retarded i meant autistic and like actually mentally disabled where she drooling in a wheelchair

thats what they will give you as your girlfriend in korea when you go there youll be the guy wheeling a girl in a wheelchair around

who doesnt know her own name

>>128455506
wtf

>>128455500
she has some of the worst posters across all boards and sites so no dont hate her but hate them which gives me a slight disgust when i see her

>>128455505
her fansite owner beat you to it

>>128455502
Heh, thanks. I blush to think I hold my readership in such hypnotic thrall.

>>128455491
how's the weather in baltimore

>>128455472
this is just acknowledging the fansite. She is not indicating she is going to suck them off afterwards.

>>128455495
aye! guilty as charged

>>128455500
she lives rent free in that guy head

>>128455498
>>128455507
What about posting all 6 of them, they are hot too.

>>128455498
>>128455507
this wony makes me want to be her

>>128455344
literally young isa

>>128455506
k tigers havent done shit for years

>>128455426
>>128455490
no idea but she's fine

>>128455508
having a retard free use asian gf would be pretty great

what are minji dani and hanni doing at this exact moment

All this hybe media play seem like they're trying to get a better deal on newnewjeans using public pressure

why do yellow and black fit so well together ?

>>128455535
making me cum

>>128455521
it's a slippery slope. once they exchange numbers it's over

>>128455535
Black men

>>128455535
shaking in their boots

it's cold in antarctica

>>128455525
literally who

>>128455513
So you are more interested in the fans than the girls.
Maybe male groups are better suited for you.

>>128455501
>dysgenic subhuman looks "fine"

my niece looks 90% like carmy when she makes that stupid face...

>>128455535
hanni's probably taking a shit
minji's probably playing fortnite

>>128455534
girls who are autistic like that are not pretty dude its a horror movie is what im talking about

and thats if ur lucky im saying

you might be able to get the disabled person

its similar situation in america if you spent enough time actually triyng to get a gf you would land at like the aspie booth where they cant function

do i have to be more graphic or no becasue u dont seem to understand

>>128455535
thinking how they're gonna beat up the maknaes

>>128455557
uh nvm just post wony again lol

>>128455546
more like some posters should be banned from life and hers are one of them

>>128455545
gaeul yujin rei leeseo liz wony
No one more no one less.

jiwoo and carmy are sexting their fansites right now and youre laughing

>>128455563
based

>>128455563
literally who

>>128455525
>>128455557
>>128455563
>>128455572
wrong thread

post haum she is cute

i'm going to start randomizing my filenames so people don't recognize me

>>128455587
but ily

>>128455418
pure

>>128455547
yeah looks can be separated by him being dysgenic or a subhuman.

>>128455587
literally nobody cares about that shit

>>128455587
too late ive already memorized your writing style

>>128455600
true. but you have to understand that i'm mentally ill.

>>128455587
no one recognizes you anyway jiwoo friend you're safe

>>128455554
Winty is in line to be my wife, so I don't have to worry about retards or uggos or assorted deficients.