BaconRider
!yuA7eZE8l2
5/8/2025, 8:25:56 AM
No.2039867
>>2041272
ufo,,,Ufo?,,,UFO!,,,andangerous!,
,,Cessna out of Fullerton airport,,callos Alamitos naval station to go thru airspace topen ocean practice area.,
,,,skiming puffy clouds edge(breaking visual flight rules,,but Whos looking?),
,zzZZZZZIP! small red UFO flashs past under wing!!?,
,,,,,turnback easy,dont annoy thET!,
,THERE! ahead!, strange, transparentiny UFO!,
,,,flying to it ready for Unlimited Power!,
,,,'ahh ummm hello'.
,whathe?, its just a fancy Mickey Mouse ballon!,
,,,and ithink hesmirking at ME!!,
,'you lookin at me,,,YOU looking at ME!?, im notaking that from a Rodent!, YOUR going DOWN!'
,turn plane to chop that smile off his face!, line up for the kill,,,,annnnnd MISS!,tricky furball!,
,,spend next 40 minutes air battle,,balloon was very skilled,swops,loops,rolls avoiding my spining swords!,
,then like the coward vermin heis,,he sneaks back into the cloud!,
,'COME OUT AND FIGHT LIKE A RAT', yelling out the window as i circle the cloud!,
,,,ohay,whathat?,see something in the water,,maybe the new offshore buoy., id read aboutit buthoughtito deep.,
,power off,glide in like opening scene of "Thunder Dome,,pass over pole buoy,,current istrong,leaving a wake.,
,,turn back over for closer look,,so high tech,,fancy stuff,,big lenses,,very cool.,
,,cut for another pass but lower,close., WOW its realy go the stuff, but seems,taller then before?,
,get REALOW and CLOSE onext pass,,maybe somewhere someone is monitoring thiso i Wave.,
,turn back for another passee,,?What? a whale pushing it up higher?,,WwwWWhatheck?,
,brain ingages-thatsnot a whale,thats a Conning Tower,,,,that means its a periscope,not buoy!!!,
,RUNAWAYrUNAWAYYY!!.fly out a mile,slow,respectfull turn back to see the LLLLLong back of a Nuclear Killer submarine breaking the surface.,,HHHugh,i could land on that.,
,BOOMer sub could waste citys!,
,,,,,fly for home,,call navy base to cuthru home,hear Laffing,,guy keeps cracking up as he clears me.,
ufo.
Anonymous
6/1/2025, 11:41:05 PM
No.2042247
>>2042122
he definitely had a stroke, which is why he rides a hand-cranked bike, his legs don't work anymore. aside from not owning a car and traveling exclusively by trike, he's one of the most /n/ posters because he used to work in aviation in some capacity, but after the stroke he couldn't anymore. he's thanked us as taxpayers for the gibs he relies on more than once. and his old aviation buddies took him on a helicopter ride once and he posted pics of them lifting him in the heli.
so yes, he's had a stroke.
is the typing an affectation? there's no way for me to be sure, but I have seen him posting on /out/ without a trip but in his obvious style. if he was going to post without a trip, wouldn't he just type normally if he could?
this is all to say that I don't believe the guy saying he is capable of typing normally, but this is 4chan. only a fool would completely believe anything said here
