He didn't say this

WE'RE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANING

>>2034973 (OP)

>>2034973 (OP)
Did you guys see the footage of the crash that came out a couple years back? Brutal stuff mane

>>2035931
there is no such thing

>>2034973 (OP)

Yes he did, I was there.

>>2034973 (OP)
we gaan

>>2035698
Holy shit, we have rare GAANs now?

>>2035931
Fake and gay.

>>2034973 (OP)
He said this and he looked like this.

>>2034973 (OP)
alright Hank

>>2034973 (OP)
>When it became clear that the KLM aircraft was approaching at takeoff speed, Captain Grubbs exclaimed, "Goddamn, that son-of-a-bitch is coming!", while first officer Robert Bragg yelled, "Get off! Get off! Get off!"

ufo,,,Ufo?,,,UFO!,,,andangerous!,
,,Cessna out of Fullerton airport,,callos Alamitos naval station to go thru airspace topen ocean practice area.,
,,,skiming puffy clouds edge(breaking visual flight rules,,but Whos looking?),
,zzZZZZZIP! small red UFO flashs past under wing!!?,
,,,,,turnback easy,dont annoy thET!,
,THERE! ahead!, strange, transparentiny UFO!,
,,,flying to it ready for Unlimited Power!,
,,,'ahh ummm hello'.
,whathe?, its just a fancy Mickey Mouse ballon!,
,,,and ithink hesmirking at ME!!,
,'you lookin at me,,,YOU looking at ME!?, im notaking that from a Rodent!, YOUR going DOWN!'
,turn plane to chop that smile off his face!, line up for the kill,,,,annnnnd MISS!,tricky furball!,
,,spend next 40 minutes air battle,,balloon was very skilled,swops,loops,rolls avoiding my spining swords!,
,then like the coward vermin heis,,he sneaks back into the cloud!,
,'COME OUT AND FIGHT LIKE A RAT', yelling out the window as i circle the cloud!,
,,,ohay,whathat?,see something in the water,,maybe the new offshore buoy., id read aboutit buthoughtito deep.,
,power off,glide in like opening scene of "Thunder Dome,,pass over pole buoy,,current istrong,leaving a wake.,
,,turn back over for closer look,,so high tech,,fancy stuff,,big lenses,,very cool.,
,,cut for another pass but lower,close., WOW its realy go the stuff, but seems,taller then before?,
,get REALOW and CLOSE onext pass,,maybe somewhere someone is monitoring thiso i Wave.,
,turn back for another passee,,?What? a whale pushing it up higher?,,WwwWWhatheck?,
,brain ingages-thatsnot a whale,thats a Conning Tower,,,,that means its a periscope,not buoy!!!,
,RUNAWAYrUNAWAYYY!!.fly out a mile,slow,respectfull turn back to see the LLLLLong back of a Nuclear Killer submarine breaking the surface.,,HHHugh,i could land on that.,
,BOOMer sub could waste citys!,
,,,,,fly for home,,call navy base to cuthru home,hear Laffing,,guy keeps cracking up as he clears me.,
ufo.

>>2034973 (OP)
You're wrong, here's the printout of the comms he made with ATC

>>2041004
Killing me

>>2041004
It's been like five years since I made this. Fuck. Time's gone so fast for me. Went from depression to having a great career.
I think I posted it on /tv/ first when Mayday threads would always fall into gaanposting and the Joker movie was still riding the wave of kino.

>>2039867
Bacon I love ya but gaan threads are all bots. Appreciate the chemtrails, don't inhale too much barium

Was just over on tg/ and got WEGAN as my captcha, figured you boys would want to hear about it.

>>2041872
goodtoknow,,,thesedice have been suspect lately.

>>2039385
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>2041874
why can't you write normal you dick

>>2041938
he posts without the trip and schizo larp affectation sometimes and it's just run of the mill facebook boomerposting

>>2041939
I hate him

>>2041965
I hate you

>>2041939
i thought he was stroked out and mentally damaged. it's an affectation? lol

>>2042122
he definitely had a stroke, which is why he rides a hand-cranked bike, his legs don't work anymore. aside from not owning a car and traveling exclusively by trike, he's one of the most /n/ posters because he used to work in aviation in some capacity, but after the stroke he couldn't anymore. he's thanked us as taxpayers for the gibs he relies on more than once. and his old aviation buddies took him on a helicopter ride once and he posted pics of them lifting him in the heli.
so yes, he's had a stroke.
is the typing an affectation? there's no way for me to be sure, but I have seen him posting on /out/ without a trip but in his obvious style. if he was going to post without a trip, wouldn't he just type normally if he could?
this is all to say that I don't believe the guy saying he is capable of typing normally, but this is 4chan. only a fool would completely believe anything said here

Also my new landlord is named Panam A. Shit, I don't know anyone else I can tell

>>2041219
It's hilarious, thank you for creating this gem

>>2039385

He is actually incredibly ugly , like some hobgoblin or troll , this is the best photo ever taken of him.

>>2041219
How would you even make this?

>>2044577

>>2041939
>schizo larp affectation
fortyeightyearshit,,,postin.,
,,,hasit realy been thatlong?,
,,,,,neuralinkiss!,nohomo.