>no qt 100 lb asian wife that takes our lovely hapa children to school on her mamachari
>all asian women that took an interest in me have a penis and cant bear hapa children
>>2038203 (OP)My mom was less than 100lbs being a tiny 4'10 islander, when we lived in Japan she would have my sister and I on a green (that Japanese industrial green) 80s mamachari. When we moved to the States, it was one of many very Japanese things my dad imported via ship. One day, the garage didn't close properly and it was stolen. Somewhere in the US there is at least one imported jdm mamachari
>>2038215I just learned that green is called Japanese Imperial Green, kind of fitting since I'm an Imperial hapa
I would like to live in a racial utopia where the with drive bikefiets and everyone is blonde
I would like to live in a racial utopia where everyone is NOT white, the only bikes allowed are riced out road bikes with ceramicspeed oversize jockey wheels and zipp speadweapon and all the other parts that enrage unracer dutch karens, and the only clothes allowed while riding are lycra getups and wraparound sunglasses, fredded to the max with sponsor logos (if you do not have a sponsor one will be provided to you), also shaped beam stvzo style headlights would be illegal, taillights would be required to blink. Failing to ride clipless would be a criminal offense and all bars must be at least 2 cm below the saddle height.
>>2040301In that world, I could just continue commuting by bike and would have to change nothing on my setup.
Except wear blackface.
>>2038356https://youtube.com/watch?v=wS_XUxzzIUQ
>>2038215>move to the us>get shit stolenyou can't make that shit up
>>2042632I like to think of them as human shields
