Thread 2041056

How the fuck is this legal?

>>2041056 (OP)
Someone should strap the inventor to one of them for a month or two.

So...what's the problem?
>I don't like them!
Then don't buy a ticket

>>2041065
That's not how enshitification works, because eventually you won't have the choice.

>muh slippery slope
Transportation is a market that a good portion of customers have naturally gravitated towards the more comfortable product. Sure some budget airlines might use these, but the majority of airliners will hesitate as they'll be eliminating a good portion of their potential clientele. Plus, many airliners fly at near max gross weight, so they'll mostly see use in short routes

>>2041067
>Transportation is a market that a good portion of customers have naturally gravitated towards the more comfortable product.
Good point, but this board will do backflips to convince themselves that cars weren't the natural evolution to horses and instead some vast conspiracy involving oil companies, car companies, and the U.S. government.

Hackshually I'd guess this will make regular seats more expensive because airlines will distance the price of sitting and standing room.

If it actually makes flights cheaper ill fucking do it however, thats not how jews operate

TOLD YOU FAGGOTS, ANTI-HOMELESS TECHNOLOGY WILL *ASCEND* TO THE MIDDLE CLASS

I AM YOU, AND YOU ARE ME

You probably get more legroom this way but what if you're under 5ft? Do they adjust for height

>>2041056 (OP)
Is the concept of standing for an hour or two this weird for americans?
I would buy tickets with seats like that for flights up to 3 hours if they would be cheaper.

>>2041092
Thats what im thinking about. I always have to crouch under the overhead bins while waiting to disembark because theyre too low to stand all the way up. I guess you are kind of crouched in this seat though and the little crotch support thing keeps your stable.

>>2041092
Manlets ride in the cargo bin

>>2041102
You aren’t supposed to stand for long periods of time, retard.

Why do you think we invented chairs for?

>>2041102
Yeah I was looking at jobs in the US and they always have THIS ROLE REQUIRES STANDING type disclaimers

Why not have them be horizontal instead?

>>2041156
Honestly, this
>Fully reclined by default
>Not even moral compunctions about reclining into someone
>Full flight naptime
>Can stack seats into bunk beds so no loss of capacity

>>2041156
Well for political correctness, it can't still be called slave ship. We'll call it economy class instead

>>2041151
>You aren’t supposed to stand for long periods of time
Kek there he is.
Not everyone has clogged arteries or cardiovascular diseases my friend.

>>2041068
>rent free

>>2041056 (OP)
>get middle seat
>have two obese people leaning on you for 3 hours
Lmao

>>2041056 (OP)
I want air travel to be more expensive. Limits who I sit next to and decreases the amount of flights overall which is better for the environment.

If you can't afford a $5-10k plane ticket you shouldn't be taking a vacation out of state anyway.

>>204106
> enshitification
>cucked leddit word
That’s not how economics (and reality) works

>>2041538
>newfag who can't quote a post calling people reddit

>>2041518
Damn that would be great. I only flew like 3 times in my entire life and always sat next to some morbidly obese underclass blob. It stank and breathed heavily for the entire flight and its thigh got squished in my seat too.
5k for a ticket would eliminate such encounters.

>>2041645
That's no way to talk about your mother.

Yeah: How the fuck is it legal to travel using means that as a result of burning fossil fuels poison everyones air and destroy the future of our species, only to cater to your needs as a degenerate or even worse your laziness?

>>2041684
You should like the carbon that needs to be reduced. Have you killed yourself yet?

>>2041066
Then stop using it and buy your own 1man drone. It happened with trains (metro/subways, trams) and it happened with buses.
This will always be the fate of mass transportation

men did this.

>>2041905
if i was designing this i'd add female seats with a dildo on them

>>2041102
2 hrs is too long maybe 30 mins max

>>2041645
Fat people should be required to book two seats. Eat for two, book for two.

what a fucking retarded idea

>>2041895
>if you're homeless just buy a house

>>2041067
*individual transportation
Public transportation is, has always been and will always be a race to lower costs because paying less is the priority for customers.

>>2041645
you can buy a comfy $5k seat today

I'm convinced this is fake and there is nothing official

>>2041065
>>2041067
What's with these gay reaction images

>>2042687
redditor found this board a few days ago and has been avatarfriending every thread

>>2041102
>an hour or two
the last flight i took was 9 hours you stupid cunt

>>2041174
Are you slow? Standing for long periods of time is bad for you no matter how good your cardio vascular system is

>>2041102
3 hours is pushing it. I can see this working for flights that are an hour and 45 minutes tops

>>2041156

Based slavery enjoyer

>>2041151
>You aren’t supposed to stand for long periods of time
Lmao burger moment

>>2043422
The proposal for standing seats is for short haul European flights of less than an hour.

>>2043670
>short haul European flights of less than an hour
arent you guys the ones always bitching about the environment and droning on about how nice your buses are? why the fuck are you flying routes that short?

>>2041056 (OP)
>he complains about spirit having these
Then buy delta or American you broke ass nigga

>>2041645
just buy a seat for 5k now then you retard?

>>2041156
have any of these slave-ships ever been found?

>>2042240
>never crossed my mind the answer to not having something is getting it

>>2043426
Burger moment

>>2045791
He's right, you tard. Walking pretty much all day is fine. Standing in one place? Starts to stress your joints, blood doesn't flow right, discomfort abounds.

>>2045804
I think we all know what the solution is then: walking section on planes

>>2045475

im not sure we have recovered or discovered wrecks in a condition (theyre made of wood and slave ships changed dramatically after the banning of the trade in the early 1800s ) to prove images like this are not an exaggeration.
several vessels used for slaving have been discovered from the period after the ending of the slave trade swapping cargo size for speed. Clotilda was found in 2019 for example. Lloyds of London insured many of the larger vessels and being an insurance company, the records are quite extensive when the slave trading was still legal. Search engine of your choice is your friend.

>>2041174
Walking or running is completely different from standing in the same position.
Standing in the same position for extended periods will give you the same negative effects as seating for extended periods.

>>2045475
doesn't matter. The slaves described how they looked like.

>>2041056 (OP)
I went on a standing rollercoaster once. both my nuts retracted for the rest of the day.
never again.

These would be fine if the tickets were like 50 bucks

>>2045475
>have any of these slave-ships ever been found?
Sadly, no.
They were made of wood and all of them seem to have suffered from fires due to an unusual atmospheric phenomenon sometimes called "Jewish Lightning" .
Luckily they were all well insured by their owners.

>>2041056 (OP)
so... the airlines are now adopting a steerage class

this will be how we get an airline version of Titanic of some prissy First Class bimbo fucking a guy from the standing steerage in the lavatory...