Thread 2045557

>learning spanish
>start drinking heavily
>day labour at Lowes
>get into 4mm, 5mm, 6mm hex specs
>boss wants me to adjust his handlebar

>start hauling cement on the bike
>customer introduces me to street art
>always carry x-acto knife for a tesco supermarket toilet seat
>explain in spanish how to adjust the bike seat

Not sure where this is going but I feel that
>start drinking heavily
Is key here

>>2045557 (OP)
>has the stem this high up
>>2045559
>has the seatpost this low
ngmi

Why am i fucking having so much fun on /n/ today im laughing at all kinds of shit holy fuck

>>2045557 (OP)
>boss wants me to adjust his handlebar

>>2045559
>>always carry x-acto knife for a tesco supermarket toilet seat
is this a euphemism for something?

>>2045559
I hate those binder bolts, its like they are all made of bread sticks and chalk.

I need to learn the bike part words but in other languages

>>2048456
Better than someone chucking a 12.9 hex in there and doing it up until they're satisfied the too small seatpost wont slip. Many such cases.

>>2045557 (OP)
>learning spanish
>start drinking heavily
>day labour at Lowes
>start throwing used toilet paper in the trash instead of the toilet
>get tanned
>blast shitty music
>get deported by ICE
Pretty sure you could've handled that better

>>2045557 (OP)
Why can't my bar wrap jobs ever come out looking this good

>>2048456
the sugino ones are really good. the campy ones are cancer

>>2048456
>>2054732

How do you even know where to get good bolts

>>2045564
All good stories begin with it