Thread 2048769

What is the most cucked form of transportation?

Hitchhiking in your wife's boyfriend's car.

Walking
>slow
>less efficient than using a bicycle
>the only time it's the preferred option is when you're in a building

>>2048773
This unironically

>>2048769 (OP)
Airplane passenger. Even a moderately-serious fuckup will instantly kill you, and there's literally nothing you can do to redress this. All you can do is buckle up in your little cuck chair, so the crash investigators will have enough of you to piece together for identification.
Also, did I mention that there seems to be an upswell of suicidal crazos in the pilot biz?

>>2048773
>>the only time it's the preferred option is when you're in a building
Even when you know urbanites are useless faggots, it's always surprising to see the levels of faggotry you homofaggots can reach. Holy fuck. :DD

>>2048779
Normally I would disagree with you since flying is statistically the safest form of travel on a per-mile basis, but seeing as a lot of schizos on here somehow have commercial pilots licenses, I'm now having my doubts

>>2048780
Is he wrong though? You typically only walk outside as a last resort or when you're walking to your bike/car/train/bus

>>2048782
Of course. If you're only walking when you're in a building, you need to be euthanized.

>>2048781
>flying is statistically the safest form of travel on a per-mile basis
But that doesn't mean anything. Of course it looks good per-mile, since nobody takes a plane to go 100 miles.
The true value, the one which shows actual lethality, is fatalities per incident rate. Even if you dilute the pool by adding all incidents (ex. flap stuck in take-off trim), not just crashes, even if you remove fatalities from non-crash-related causes (ex. people who died from stroke or heart attack while flying), it will still look bad.
The important part isn't really to not have incidents, it's not to fucking die in them. People get t-boned all the time, but they only die if a) their car was old and lacked side airbags; b) the other driver was a drunkard blowing past a red at 70 mph.

Trains, because they cannot go beyond their tracks, they are forced to going back and forth on the same fixed pathways, the train driver can only speed up, slow down, or brake, but cannot voluntarily steer the train unless the track allows. It is objectively the most cucked form of transportation, an overgloryfied, horizontal elevator.

electric mountain bikes
>needs to be driven to the mountainbike park by its fat owner
>still needs to be charged
>if it runs out of battery it can't move
>difficult for fat people to wrestle onto the ski lift
>burns your fat house down

>>2048769 (OP)
Your mom because everyone's had a ride

>>2048784
>The important part isn't really to not have incidents, it's not to fucking die in them.
What a retarded idea.

Buses with 1 hour+ frequencies.
Also when your cheap transit agency cancels a particular time because they are trying to save money on routes

>>2048769 (OP)
Motorcar and motorized forms of tranaportation in general. Even worse if you are the driver.

>>2048773
Walking is free, free as in libre, just like cycling, therefore it is on the most based form of transport.
>>2048769 (OP)
Most cucked would have to be the transport method which requires the most assistance and support to sustain and by that nature it's the car.
>requires manufacturer parts and service support to run
>requires road infrastructure be built and maintained
>requires refined dinosaur juice sold by Big Oil to operate
>state enforced insurance requirement
>taxes, registration, parking fees
>gets tracked by license plate trackers
>follow the rules or go to jail
>gets stuck in traffic
>*gridlock intensifies*

>>2048852
/thread

>>2048852
>>requires road infrastructure be built and maintained
???

>>2048852
actually just abandoning all movement is the freest, librest mode of transporation since it's completely egalitarian, doesn't cost anything and available to everyone. it's so based we should cut off legs to anyone who has them so they don't have to engage in the wasteful and energy-dependent transporation dependent on assistance and support.

>>2048785
From now on trainbros will be referred to as trackcucks on 4chan , I declare.

>>2048858
>implying your average Sedan/Family SUV can offroad

>>2048858
The terrain in that picture was also built specifically for cars to drive on.

>>2048886
Anon, you're a retard, most offroad paths are Desire Paths
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desire_path

>>2048873
>Yuropoor detected

>>2048888
>Yuropoor
American Kwab'ed
https://youtu.be/D252l_afDak?feature=shared&t=25

>>2048889
>Mazda
should've used a superior 'Merrican Car™ baka

>>2048890
Behold le Great ford
https://youtube.com/shorts/uQlRgigQAJ4?feature=shared

>>2048772
I was gonna say the bus, but this is arguably the worst.

Planes aren’t useful for much besides carrying 20 people

>>2048784
This gives me hope

>>2048858
>still needs gas
>still gets stuck by mud/snow
>gets stranded by a mechanical failure
>meanwhile
>horse runs on grass
>horse goes anywhere and everywhere
>horse be best fren
With a horse, you can go anywhere you want

>>2048769 (OP)
I dunno. All of them?

A Roman litter with young women massaging my genitals while dancing boys spread flower petals in my path accompanied by 24 Roman lictors does it for me.

Which considering the cost of US wars, should be standard for every male American given all the oil, etc., already.

Everything else seems to boring and likely overpriced.