Thread 1431839

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-heaven-donations-2123679

President Donald Trump has sent a campaign fundraising email with the subject line "I want to try and get to Heaven".

The email framed his political survival and legal battles as evidence of divine purpose and asked supporters to contribute $15 during a "24-HOUR TRUMP FUNDRAISING BLITZ."

Newsweek contacted the White House for more information via email outside of normal working hours.

President Donald Trump's blending of religious language and immediate fundraising appeals linked his personal fate and political aims in a single campaign message, a development that intersected with recent public remarks in which he said he was trying to "get to heaven," comments that drew national coverage.

Trump's campaign email used the subject line "I want to try and get to Heaven," presenting the former president's political victories and his survival of last year's attempted assassination as evidence of divine intervention and a purpose to "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN."

The email presented past campaign events—including Trump's 2016 victory over Hillary Clinton, his impeachment acquittals, and ongoing legal battles—as part of a spiritual narrative that justified the fundraising appeal.

>it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God
You have to admit, there's something in there if Trump is actively soliciting donations to make sure he goes to hell

>>1431839 (OP)
AND HES BUUUYING A STARIWAY TO HEEEEAAAAAAVEN
>singing_pepe.jpeg

>>1431840
FACT: a fundraiser of $30 contributions to get Trump to hell would raise ten times as much money.

About 40 years ago or so, Oral Roberts begged for $8 million or "god would call him to heaven". He reached half that goal, but god didn't call him to heaven until 2009.

There is no bottom to the grift and no depth to the stupidity of his followers.

>>1431839 (OP)
Oh good he's gone televangelist now

>>1431839 (OP)
MIGAtards will defend this.

>>1431845
This isn't new. He panhandles for donations like twice a week.

>>1431839 (OP)
Matthew 19:16-17: 'And, behold, one came and said unto him, Good Master, what good thing shall I do, that I may have eternal life? And he said unto him, Why callest thou me good? there is none good but one, that is, God: but if thou wilt enter into life, keep the commandments'
>keep the Commandments
Gee, I wonder why he needs to ask 'I want to try and get to Heaven' if he's as Christain... I mean Christian as he self-declares to be? Certainly as so many actual Christains self-declare him to be supposedly 'Saved'.
Matthew 19:21 (I'd include '18-20' - especially the latter - but it's impossible for that orange pathological sinner to have not obeyed so much as one of the Big 10): 'Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come and follow me'
That means EVERYTHING, o ye that cannot piss... I mean pass through the eye of a needle and think you have the right to enter the Kingdom of God. Speaking of treasures, watches. Pope Francis wore a mere $15 Casio: the more expensive Swatch he had, he auctioned that for charity, raising far more than it's original cost. Pope Leo XIV wears a $489 Wenger. That $26,000 Vacheron Constantin of yours, Trumpy. You can start with that.

>>1431839 (OP)
Imagine if Biden had done this

>>1431848
Yeah but for 'getting to heaven'? When the hell did he start thinking about his own mortality?

>>1431839 (OP)
When the commandment states “Do not use the Lord’s name in vain,” that’s not a condemnation of people saying “God damn” or “Jesus fucking Christ.” It’s using it to promote shit like this.

>>1431846
>MIGAtards will ignore this.

>>1431929
You really showed them….

>>1431930
it's true tho. when he says or does something insane, they ignore, deflect, accuse ... this has been the playbook for nine years.

We all create our own heaven and hells here on earth. Whatever happens to us after we die, happens to us all. Trump has created his own hell here on earth, and it shows you that even though you have money and fame and influence, you can still be a very sad person.

>>1431924
Using the lord's name in vain is irreverence, using it for petty things. Also you have to actually use the lord's name.

It would be blowing up God's phone with triffles. Also it only really makes sense when you get into Hebrew names of God such as Yahweh or Jehovah.

>>1431958
With all that supposed wealth - now reduced to begging for $15 a time: so much for being a 'billionaire' - he should realize that once he pops his clogs via one too many Big Macs and/or well done steaks drowned in ketchup and is six foot under: even in a golden coffin, he'll be exactly like that MAGAt on welfare that carked it on too much Crapper Barrel slop and ended up in a plywood box & in a pauper's grave: that ol' scythe-wielder careth not about the social standing of the soul he reaps. From POTUS to poorfag, Death is the ultimate equalizer.
You can't take it with you, Trumpy. Mark 8:36: 'What does it profit a man to gain the whole world, yet forfeit his soul?' After breaking just about all of the 10 Commandments, you think God will accept you, of all things? Frankly, all those you - and your little MAGAt dog too - hate will be taking your place in Heaven. Jebus hates liars & hypocrites too. That means you, rightards in /news/. Better stop having wrong opinions or you're going to Hell along with that orange god you never had the right to worship in the first place, thus you've broken the first of the Big 10. That same orange god you worship - or you'd reject him here & now - only worships himself or he would obey Matthew 19:16-21 and become ultra-humble - so he's doubly fucked.

>>1431981
>Jehovah
BLASPHEMER!!!11one1eleventyone1!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ5YU_spBw0
>triffles
Are they the small fluffy things that bothered Kirk in that episode of Star Trek? _/s

>>1431981
Vain also means excessively proud and arrogant, you know vanity. Trump bibles? Peak vanity, absolute disregard for the commandment.

>>1431981
>irreverence
Jesus Tittyfucking Christ!
Is that joke irrelevant or irreverent?

>>1431990
>Jebus

Fun fact: the original name of Jerusalem was Jebus. It was inhabited by the Jebusites and Melchizedek, the first priest King, was one and he was tight with Abraham

>>1431923
He isnt. He is just thinking of ways to con gullible morons out of their money, like he always has.

>>1432002
Trump Bibles are worth every penny.

>>1431839 (OP)
How the fuck does donating 15 bucks help him get into heaven? Like, it obviously won't, but what's the bullshit reasoning he's using?

>>1432250
The Gideon Society give out bibles for free
Matthew 21:12: 'And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves'
Mark 8:36: 'What does it profit a man to gain the whole world, yet forfeit his soul?
Matthew 19:21: 'Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come and follow me'
Even if you bought one of those, when the Gideon Society would have given you one for free, you've never actually read it.
Matthew 7:21-23: 'Not everyone who says to Me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ shall enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of My Father in heaven. 22 Many will say to Me in that day, ‘Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in Your name, cast out demons in Your name, and done many wonders in Your name?’ And then I will declare to them, ‘I never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness!’
That's Trump and you fucked, >>1432250

>>1432250
>Trump Bibles
Even those contain this, as pointed out here
https://x.com/PawlowskiMario/status/1941765244247744666
Leviticus 19:33-34: 'Do not mistreat foreigners living in your country, but treat them just as you treat your own citizens. Love foreigners as you love yourselves, because you were foreigners one time in Egypt. I am the LORD your God'
The big guy upstairs says it that way, it has to be obeyed that way. no interpretation or subjective opinions allowed. You must obey or go to Hell. That's Trump and all anti-migrant rightards fucked.

>>1432265
It doesn't. It's a grift.

>>1432265
he can squeeze a few more bucks out of the morons who follow him. it's like a millionaire shoplifting from a dollar store ... they can't help themselves.

>>1432265
Trump needs to make good with Alohim…

This is a fucking Simpsons gag.
https://youtu.be/OcaSVUnRO9c?feature=shared

>>1431839 (OP)
Very weird. Fitting, of course but definitely thoroughly lacking any sense. The conflated pride of this man will burn forever and ever.

>>1432428
Excellent analogy. Quite appropriate.

>>1432529
>breaking almost all of the Big 10: breaking just one is a big no-no, thus the orange Sinner-in-Chief is guaranteed to be in that Express Elevator to Hell: GOING DOWN!
Trump will never say 'Allo' to Him