what is the appropriate response to a tailgater?

>>28438037 (OP)
In the right lane the correct response is doing nothing. In the left lane the correct response is not being a slow fucking nigger and either speeding up or moving over.

>>28438042
I just slow down either way

>>28438037 (OP)
right lane: nothing
center lane(s): notch down cruise control a couple mph to entice them to pass
left lane: nothing if traveling reasonably faster than traffic or you have to exit.
if youre only passing people at a couple mph delta, then get over at the first possible opportunity

Give them the old Jewish knuckle sandwich.

>>28438045
This. I just slow down even more.

>>28438052
this, you need to make the road easy for race car drivers to go as fast as they want, because for some people highways are racetracks and you need to respect that
that means keeping the left lane clear so they don't lose a couple seconds off their time

>>28438037 (OP)
Very gradually slow down, until he moves to change lanes or it's at about half the speed limit.
THEN floor it back to wahtever speed you wanted to go anyway. Very clear what it means, and you will make a big gap between you and the tailgater,

>>28438097
plebbit opinion

Pick the densest part of traffic to slow down enough to make it dangerous for him to pass.

Its a good time to spray your wiper fluid

>>28438037 (OP)
Almost every time I have a tailgater its either a jeet or a nigger
Occasionally its a hispanic dude or, more rarely, a teenage white girl
What explains this phenomenon?

>Pop open hatchback trunk.
>The live alligator I have tied up back there stares at them.
Expz limon squeezy.

>>28438075
For a moment I thought your picture was about throwing a handful of dirt/gravel out the window at the tailgater

>>28438141
>NOW.... Let's not turn this tailgater situation into a tailgator situation...

I use my emergency lights. Fuck off nigger stop smell my ass.

Would it be illegal to have some sort of spraying device installed that emits incredibly stinky fumes so the tailgater fucks off voluntarily? I assume if it actually sprayed liquid that sticks to the tailgater cat it would be "damage of property" but what if it's just in the air and as long as he's behind you?
>he could just switch off outdoor air
There would still be enough seeping through in a normal car especially if your stink is incredibly potent.
SKUNK CAR SKUNK CAR

Reminds me of that jokester who had a
>I brake for insurance cheques
sticker on his car

>>28438151
Car mags always used to have ads for smokescreen kits, I'm sure such a thing could be implemented with some kind of bad smell.
You might be stepping into "use of a chemical weapon" territory but I'm not looking that up.

>>28438155
Oh right I forgot about that. Better forget about that idea then.

>>28438157
I usually just pull over, get out of my car, take a knee, and salute as the tailgater drives off into the distance. I hope they forgive me for inconveniencing them by going only 5 over the speed limit

>>28438159
Wtf do not knee the tailgater he might die

>>28438163
I kneel out of respect

>>28438097
This, but unironically.

>>28438171
I'm happy you caught that I was being ironic
nothing gets past you guys

>>28438174
Savage. Sharp-witted /o/ anons have never missed irony before.

>>28438037 (OP)
It depends on the situation. On my favorite straightaway, tailgaters usually vanish in my rear view mirror, because hardly anyone who does that is willing to take it above 75. even though conditions there suit 90. On the other hand, there was this prick behind the wheel of a Chrysler van I couldn't lose despite going 77 where It felt comfiest going only 65. Why the fuck does anyone, ever, tailgate?

>>28438139
Get off the passing lane nigger

>>28438279
you can pass on the dirty shoulder if you're so desperate to get around

>>28438045
Spbp

>>28438159
The law states you must do this on any road

>>28438042
Get the FUCK out of the passing lane when you see those Angel Eyes and roundel you fucking retard

>>28438052
>>28438097
Pussies
>>28438171
"Based." Parlance.

>>28438037 (OP)
I just hit 'em with the ol' RockSpray™

>>28438037 (OP)
If they're tailgating in the slow lane or one lane in each direction and there's room for them to pass, immediate execution.

>>28438163
If he dies, he dies.

Simple. I pull over into the shoulder and walk home because I'm impeding the flow of traffic and he obviously is more important because he's going so fast.

>>28438357
One of the nuttiest tailgate situations I remember involved this old guy in a Crown Vic who had set the cruise control to 65, and evidently left it on through about 5 curves where the limit is 45, and really should be. I went about 75 otherwise, but at least his grille never got concerningly close.

>>28438405
Speed limits are always set way too low. On hwy 17 there are "45mph" turns that I've taken at double that speed

>>28438409
In general I go by feel, and pay attention to what's on the road: One can take high-speed sharp turns where the road is clean, not so much where it's the least bit sandy or such.

>>28438042
>doing 10 over in the passing lane as im passing someone in the right lane
>room temp iq negroid behind me is having an aneurysm because im not doing 50 over
You will stay behind me and seethe and you will do nothing about it

>>28438357
Damn dawg. My pod supplier is in Europe with overnight but I'm a little wary of the current situation. I miss when I could get seeds from Amazon with a gram of morph per lb. Natural opi needs to make a comeback.

>>28438444
Friend of mine gave me these seeds a couple years ago. I don't even know where they came from but I make and keep seeds of everything I like. These plants are from the seeds I harvested last year

>>28438139
lack of internal monologue

sometimes when I'm tired after work I'll tailgate someone to ensure I habe something to look at and to allow the other driver to regulate our speed so I can focus on staying awake and not veering out of my lane

>>28438523
I've still got a few thousand seeds from some dank UK pods. I unfortunately am not the only person on this farm. Around 2014 the seeds on amazon were literally 1 gram of morphine in a $3 lb bag of seeds (gc/ms tested), or I could get pounds of pods for $35. Shit was nuts, Bezos was the best drug dealer. I used to grow indoors, too, but mostly for hobby, the yields suck. Now it's just fent everywhere and I've been clean for years. Morphine is an antidepressant that actually works, and I'll never for get it, I'll fight for this shit.

>turn on rear foglights (he thinks I am braking)
>floor it
>leave him in a cloud of smoke (my PCV is fucked)

>>28438045
Best post, for me
>Slow down gradually
>If they still stick I hit the warning hazard lights and slow down even more
They usually fuck right off or get rear ended for going too slow because all of their attention is on you.

I have a muscle car so I usually floor it and spray rocks on their front bumper

>>28438540
You mean you can’t buy seeds anymore?

>>28438037 (OP)
Chuck sparkplug bits out of your sunroof.

>>28438139
For me it's always a fat redneck in a shitty ram. I don't know what it is about my Jetta that attracts that crowd. I thought about rigging a caltrop dropper in the back, to deploy once they get close, but I haven't done it because I don't want the cops to catch me with that.

>>28438523
>>28438357
Kek, of course the buttpirate nigger is a junkie.

>>28438533
You deserve to die

>>28438892
>he doesn't grow things simply for the beauty while also utilizing companion planting

>>28438409
The signs recommending corner speeds are for semi trucks.

>>28438906
>excuses

>>28438907
There's one where the speed limit is 45 and it shows your speed on a display until a certain speed when it tells you to slow down. The locals take that shit at like 65mph+ in their cuvs

>>28438151
Yeah, just upshift a couple times and lug the fuck out of the engine, if your car is BASED (clapped out) enough it'll emit a plume of rancid burning oil fumes. Manual Hyundais are great at this.

>>28438925
>everyone takes it at 65
Until they wheel out the diabolical one that has a built-in speed camera.

>>28438906
Slice a bulb and lick it for a good time

>>28438437
illegal
slower traffic keep right

>>28438925
Semitrucks are not crossovers.

>>28438134
Not a good idea
https://nypost.com/2022/07/21/dad-shot-dead-after-splashing-windshield-fluid-on-bmw/

>>28439077
Semis take that turn at 65+mph?

And kek today some faggot in a lifted pickup was tailgating me so I took a gap he couldn't and he got stuck behind some retard in the passing lane. I watched him just sit there tailgating until I couldn't see them in my rearview anymore lol. So it's not that they wanted me to go faster, they just love tailgaiting

>>28439097
no one is afraid of you, enrique

>>28439200
There is a roundabout close to me with a picture of a truck falling over as a warning sign.
Some fucknuts regularly don't undersatand a falling over truck on a sign is a hint.
They're not even Mexicans.

>>28439200
>"this turn is posted at 45 but people take it at 65+"
>yeah the posted speed is for semis
>"dude crossovers take that corner at 65+"
>yeah but crossovers aren't semis
>"semis take that turn at 65+???"
Have you always had reading comprehension issues or is it new?

>>28439300
The 45mph signs aren't for semis though

I don't have a problem with tailgaters. If someone is keeping up with me and on my ass I assume they want to race.
>>28438881
They started washing and treating the seeds so there's almost nothing left. All of my suppliers who I had a rapport with shut down and there are some shops out there but the price is over 10x what it was 10 years ago and they don't work over half the time. I can smell and taste the difference, but ordering online is what it is.
Morphine is 100x weaker than fent, and it's only 10% of opium, and a small percent of what you get washing poppy seeds, it really isn't that dangerous. Now nobody grows them and everything is fentalogs made in someone mexican shed. By wasting resources chasing seed guys, the feds made drugs infinitely more dangerous - maybe that's what they wanted, I got clean because of it (read: switched to alcohol, which is more dangerous), idk. I'd love to get back on that train.

>>28439318
>If someone is keeping up with me and on my ass I assume they want to race.
Exactly, but literally only one pickup has tried to race, and i easily passed him because his shit was limited to like 90mph lol. But pickups constantly tailgate. Why is that?

>>28439323
>But pickups constantly tailgate. Why is that?
So they can see over you, clearly. :P I actually don't see tailgating very often so I don't get worked up over it.

>>28439327
I don't get tailgated often, but when I do it's by a pickup. And they can never keep up with even my slow daily. And they can't fucking turn so losin' 'em is easy as fuck kek. So i'm not angry at them, i usually just laugh at em like that one mexican in the white ram that tried to throw a glass bottle out at me and it hit his b pillar and half exploded in his cabin LOL

>>28438037 (OP)
I open my sunroof and I start flicking pennies out of it, I doubt anyone I've hit knew it was my car

>>28439314
I don't give a fuck what someone from California thinks

>>28439333
>It's raining money!

>>28439336
Facts don't care about ur feelings, bb

>>28438042
fpbp

>>28439338
yah I've lost about 70 cents

>>28438037 (OP)
A bumper sticker that says "If You're Gonna Ride My Ass, At Least Buy Me A Drink"

>>28439345
It's funny until the homos start stalking you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3XBb5ghzSw

>>28438906
Neat, you know any?

>>28438902
no I don't and I do it to ensure I don't take anyone else out with me

>>28438037 (OP)
Let off the gas and force them to change the lane. Always stay in the far right lane if you want to drive slower.

>>28439518
I enjoy pretending I'm british and cruising slowly in the left lane
I even listen to yellow submarine while I do it too

>>28439566
I normally carry 50mph on other vehicles. If you stay still then nobody will get hurt.

>>28438037 (OP)
set cruise control and ignore them.

>>28438037 (OP)
>roll down both front windows
>retrieve matching HK VP9s from glovebox
>load mags (factory capacity, not that cucked 10-round shit)
>don fingerless gloves and sunglasses
>yank on ebrake and then raise both arms in 180-degree direction to point each gun out opposite window
>indiscriminately fire as you twirl your way to glory
>when your car comes to a stop, tip your cap and give a rakish "m'lady" to any shell-shocked female bystanders

>>28439460
Better yet, wire up a switch to your brake lights

>>28438097
absolutely based take

>>28439046
>its illegal to drive the speed limit
I don't think so nigger

>>28440114
I love the mentally ill "its ILLEGAL to not speed!" posters
Imagine knowing someone like this irl who you could get to do absolutely anything with a little social pressure lol

>>28440119
I've yet to read an actual argument in one of these threads justifying how speeding is legal if you're passing someone. It's always just ad hominem or completely moving the goalposts.

>>28440155
thats because the only people arguing that speeding is legal are gen aleph teenagers whose frontal lobes have been dissolved by receiving covid vaccines/booster during their formative years
any grown adult with a functioning brain (ie not a niggerjeet) follows the 90/90 rule

>>28440114
>>28440119
>>28440155
>>28440167
FUCK YOU RENT BOYS WHAT YOURE DOING IS ILLEGAL AND DETAINING ME FORM GETTING TO DESTINATION...I AM THE FLOW OF TRAFFIC WHATEVER SPEED I EANT TO GO.... THE FLOW OF TRAFFIC SUPERCEEDS SPEED LIMITS SIGNS I DON'T CARE HOW MANY SPEEED LIMIT SIGNS THERE ARE EVERYONE KNOWS IT DOENSNT MATTER AND FLOW OF TRAFFIC BYPASSES YHOSE.... THE WAY I SEE KT IS OUT DETAINEING ME AND IF YOU FUCK AROUNND AND FIND OUT ILL PITT YOU OFF THE ROAD

>>28440300
>fLoW oF tRafFic is sAfEr
then you MUST follow the flow of traffic when its going under the speed limit too

>>28438037 (OP)
If you're in the rightmost lane, just chill

>>28440155
>>28440167
it unironically makes everything flow better if the lane on the left drives slightly faster than the lane on the right. it makes the road safer by letting people maneuver freely.
everyone driving 80 mph door-to-door in little bunched up NASCAR packs gives me the heebie jeebies something fierce because i know if even one person makes a mistake we will all pay for it.

>>28438037 (OP)
If I've nowhere to move, I make sure that the needed braking distance is available, by slowing down.

>>28440304
THATS ILLEGAL AND DETAINING THE FLOW OF TRAFFIC WHICH IS MEI DONT SEE COPS PULLING OVER PEOPLE FORM SPEEDING BUT I SAW THIS YOUTUBE VIDEO OF A COP PULLING SOMETHING DETAINING THE FLOW LF TRAFFIC SO GOOD LUCK BEING ARRESTED FOR IMPRISONMENT, NEXT TIME I SEE ONE OF YOU SLLW FUCKS IMM GOING JUST PUSH YOU OUT OF THE WAY

>>28439513
>I drive like an unsafe asshole because I'm tired and shouldn't be driving
I want you to slam into a bridge support so hard they have to have a closed casket funeral

>>28440482
You hit my car and I will shoot you to death. You think you can out crazy me, you ain't even close.

>>28440562
NICE TRY LETS SEE HOW TUFF YOU ARE WHEN I PULL THE SW500???
PICK YOURE CASKET SOON BUDDY

>>28440775
For me, it's a exaggerated gothic style casket with stupid design flourishes and demon heads carved onto the corners. Maybe an airbrush design of a motorcycle battling a dragon on the sides. Yeah.

>>28438037 (OP)
Prevention.

>>28440547
I'm doing it to be safe

>>28438097
this is correct, they may have only seconds to spare, it is egotistical of you to assume they're not more important to God than you

>>28438037 (OP)
My wife tailgates everyone. She doesnt understand. Ive explained it to her. She doesnt understand.

>>28438151
Diesel fumes are carcinogenic. Get rekt, tailgaters.

>>28441026
control your wife bro
did you marry a nigress?

>>28438533
When I'm very tired I just drive really really fast. The adrenaline keeps me up and I get home earlier

>>28438037 (OP)
>BBRRRAAAAPPPP

>>28438045
Supremely based.

>>28440879
No, you're not. You're not being safe, you're being a cunt. If you can't grasp that, you shouldn't have a license.

>>28441509
Seething birdbrain. Follow at a safe distance and speed.

I usually don't speed (much) on the arterials and regular streets around here, and once in awhile I'll get someone who follows close on a curvy lakeside road. I just don't slow down and watch them get smoller and smoller and then speed up to catch up. On interstates I just always sit on right or center and pass at speed so I don't end up with people tailgating often.

>>28438045
Based

>>28440775
You strike me as a center console carry guy, not a hip or shoulder holster. I think I can Mozambique you from a hip draw faster than you can pull that hogleg out. Any time you'd like to test it out, I'm your Huckleberry

>>28438151
>Drivers face when

>>28439922
I imagine you look like this. Supremely based

>>28438097
I-95 in an LMGT3 might be hell though

>>28441509
You clearly aren't thinking this through. I'm behaving in the manner least conducive to injury or accident.

>>28441532

Kek, binge watching Breaking Bad multiple times over doesn’t make your lingo cool

>>28438104
i just tailgate you again. im fiddling with my phone, i dont really notice how slow your going

>>28442079
I fluctuate my speed so the person behind me has keep speeding up and slowing down in order to tailgate me
usually just go between 5 and 15 under, back and forth slowly
I have never had anyone NOT get frustrated and speed around me after a few minutes

Its just the mentality that poors and retards have while driving. They constantly act like they're in a rush even though they aren't.

>>28441776
Never watched it. A show trying to make drug dealers look cool has zero interest to me.

>>28441614
>no no, you see i HAVE to drive in an unsafe manner while too tired to drive because otherwise people will die!
with any luck it's only you that dies and you don't take any innocent people with you

>>28442079
i'll just do it again retard

>>28438037 (OP)
Do nothing. If an accident happens, it's their fault. It's notoriously difficult to prove not-at-fault for a tailgater.

>>28440562
>I habe a guhn, dat meens im cuhrazee!!!1!
You're too much of a pussy to use a knife? Can't handle the feeling of piercing someone's skin? Of course you need to let a slug of metal do the killing for you. I don't even think you'll pull the trigger. You pussy. Fuck you.

>I'm in the fast lane doing 75, because there's a stack of cars ahead of me all doing 75
>the nigger in a Charger behind me is 3 inches from my bumper, like it's my fault

>>28442337
Get the fuck out of the passing lane

>>28442337
Have you tried not being a slow nigger in the passing lane

Can't remember when was the last time I've had a tailgater behind me, either speed up or get out of the lane.

>>28438037 (OP)
Slam on your brakes and watch them road rage at you with a smile on your face

>>28438037 (OP)
>what is the appropriate response to a tailgater?
I drive to put another car in between the tailgater and my car. So now that tailgater tails a different car. If that tailgater keeps trying to follow me, that is a red flag. That means a completely different high-caution response is needed. That means driving by a police substation, city hall, or to my corporate workplace which has armed guards and an entry check. There is no way that tailgater will try something because the long drive in to get to the guard gate is made with curves and blocking poles to semi-trap invaders trying to panic reverse after attempting trickery.

>>28442551
you got it all planned out

>>28438037 (OP)
Follow him home and kill his entire family

>>28445408
is this a metaphor? that seems a bit extreme and likely illegal

>>28438037 (OP)
drive slow, make them rage, match their speed once they switch lanes
i do this almost daily on my commute to work because people are in a rush morning traffic. from my rear view window i see them banging their steering wheels

>>28446102
You're doing God's work my brother
these people need to be conditioned and it has to be a collective effort
its almost always niggers and indians though, so not sure if they're capable of abstract thought in a way that allows them to comprehend what's happening

>>28440869
this post is underrated

>>28438037 (OP)
Pull the lever under your dash that releases 30 lbs of 3/4" dia. steel ball bearings from the secret dispenser under the rear of your vehicle, launching them onto the road to bounce and fly into the air in front of any offenders following too closely

>>28446157
james bond here

>>28446157
I had this idea as a teenager, but with caltrops to pop their tires

>>28438037 (OP)
Stop, get out of your vehicle, shoot them in the face sixteen times and calmly call the police to inform them of what you have done and why so that you can properly accept the consequences of your actions. Its not that complicated.

>>28438037 (OP)
I don't get out of the way when they're close because it's not safe, they could speed up and swing around at any moment. Any car getting too close to me results in me slowing down to mitigate the possible collision. If they back off I will move, I don't take it personally if I'm hogging the left lane or carpool which I exclusively use illegally anyway.

>>28446164
Also fine

>>28446166
>call the town sheriff to inform them you are declaring the bounty reward money for helping clear up the streets and making the territory a little safer that day.
>Then calmly drive off into the sunset, smoking a tasty cigarillo, while the spaghetti guitar music plays softly in the background

>>28438346
not if you're going the speed limit

anyone with a brain who wants to get to their destination will get out of their way
no i dont tailgate, no i dont drive slow
its not worth it to play some sort of ego game in minimum 1 ton rolling steel of death cages

>>28439046
Tailgating is illegal too niggerbrain

>>28438437
Nothing is ever good enough for temper tantrum tailgaters

>>28438890
>jetta
>caltrops
Based

>>28438037 (OP)
Start touching the brake pedal lightly so the light starts flashing, that way he becomes afraid of tailgating you, but you don't get yo car destroyed.
Or the most funny, just slow to a crawl and make him furious and irritated.

Automatic trunk/hatch opener and spare wheel and tire launcher.

>>28446386

If you are going slower than the person behind you in the left lane you need to move over. This is the law in Florida, and it's true no matter how fast you are going. If you're going slow in the right lane then whatever, you're in the proper lane for it. Middle lane just try not to get in anyone's way it they're trying to get on or off.

>>28446343
>1 ton rolling steel of death cages
Maybe for those tiny eurocuck cars. Real cars start around 1.5T to 2T.

>>28446343
you play the game by getting over and you condition them that it both works and is okay to do

>>28446517
Doesnt change a single thing I said, retard

>>28446597
>speeders trying to get other people to meekly get out of the way by appealing to the law
why even bother replying to retards like that? just ignore them and continue the conversation with people with functioning frontal lobes

>>28446606
I thrive on conflict and yearn for some sort of interaction with people that isnt work related

>>28438037 (OP)
road conditions are good, visibility good, all that? if the limit is 35, i go 36 using cruise control. if someone is actually tailgating, and actually tailgating, like real close? 34, cruise control. i got cameras so if you want to pay for my replacement bumper, sure.

thats it. if you do something actually reckless/crazy/wild? i let you pass immediately. i dont want to slow you down from your imminent 4 car highway pileup by a single second. you win the argument, go sally fourth, my steel missile

>>28447227
Which state are you from?

>>28447235
oregon. huh. its "keep right if travelling below the speed limit", so, travelling in the left lane, at the speed limit is normal, your not expected to get out of the way, like yellow states, "keep right if slower than traffic around you"?
so...i...dont need to feel bad for doing 35 in the left lane if it says 35?

fuck, lol, thanks. i dont think thats what you were hoping for. maybe.

>>28447243
You shouldn't be driving. You don't know local laws and you're colorblind as well.

>>28447235
>no left-lane travel unless turning or passing
not the law here in georgia, you just have to yield by going into the slow lane if someone is moving faster than you behind you.

>>28447245
>if someone is moving faster than you behind you
Even if they do above the limit?

>>28447244
ive wondered that. the colorblind part. my fathers red-green, and ive done a shitload of vision tests myself and passed, but theres this really fucking bizarre memory from back in highschool that still freaks me out. we were in science class, talking about vision and colorblindness comes up and the teacher asks us if anyones colorblind or has any family members with colorblindness, and i put my hand up because my old mans red-green. and the teacher looks at a student near the front, tells them to take their headband off and asks me what color it is, and i say blue. and everyone goes quiet, and the student throws the headband to me and in mid air it changes from blue to intertwined strands of white and green?

what the fuck was that memory. anyways yeah, i drive a car, its a mid 2000's generic vehicle. im out there.

>>28447248
Don't they make future drivers pass an eye exam with a test like this in the shithole of a state you got your license from?

>>28447250
cant see 5. guess you got me.

>>28447250
anyways gotta crash, commitments and all. was fun, hope to shitpost with you tomorrow

later babe

>>28438171
patrician

>>28438283
you really want to get hit with the rock spray? retard

>>28446164
Need to be hollow tube to have instant effect.

>>28447235
not sure if you can see the picture in OP but they're in the right lane
so your picture isn't relevant in any way

>>28447247
nope, because they are breaking the law and you would be assisting in the commission of a crime if you move to let them speed
only applies if you're under the speed limit

>>28447421
I have a feeling the retard in who spent more money on his car than his house is more worried about blowing out a tire than I am about the rock spray

>>28447235
That map says my state is only "move right if blocking traffic" but when I look up state law it says you can't stay in the left lane more than 0.5 miles unless passing or turning left. It's more strict than that map.

>>28447476
I was asking the guy who wrote
>i let you pass
unironically like it's within his right to prevent the passing. You simply can't do that in the rightmost lane in LHD country.

>>28447481
Do you have a device to accurately measure the speed of the other car? Properly certified, of course. By the way, regular speedometers are known to overestimate the speed, and that would be your own speed.

>>28447490
>you can't stay in the left lane more than 0.5 miles unless passing or turning left
Based.

>>28447497
he meant he gets over to let you pass
as in gets into the middle lane to let the tailgater get by with out having the inconvenience of switching lanes
he's a pussy, but you're just dumb

>>28447499
sure do
I'm not going to be arrested for assisting you in committing the crime of speeding, enjoy seething behind me

>>28438037 (OP)
The best response to any form of road rage or obnoxious behaviour is to not react to it and pretend to be unphased

>>28447255
Heyyy

pull the handbrake so the the brake lights don't turn on and he rear ends you then show the rear dash cam footage to police and explain how this tailgater tried to run you off the road

>>28447515
this but also slowing down to ensure any potential accident isn't as bad
if someone is tailgating its your responsibility to slow down enough to ensure that in the event you need to stop quickly, the person behind you has enough time to react or, at the very least, is going slowly enough to lessen the severity of the impact in the event of a collision

>>28447589
>you are responsible for some other nigger's safety
No

>>28447596
its your safety

>>28447513
>gets into the middle lane to let the tailgater get by with out having the inconvenience of switching lanes
I might be dumb, but this a bit over the top (and also plainly forbidden in a number of states and countries).

>>28447514
Ah, so we have a wannabe traffic cop here.

>>28447676
That's how traffic is supposed to work. You only pass on the left and yield the left lane to faster vehicles. It's not supposed to be a minefield where everyone is right next to each other, angry, fighting, and jockeying to finally pass the slowpokes. Except South Dakota, they don't have rules on this.

>>28447677
wrong, I don't want to be an accessory to criminal activity
work on your reading comprehension

>>28447676
exactly, which is why you shouldn't do it even if the person behind you is making you uncomfortable
slow down until he either passes on the left or retreats to a safe distance at which point you speed back up to the speed limit
moving over when somebody is tailgating you only reinforces that behavior for them
these people don't have fully functioning frontal lobes and need to be conditioned like animals
and its a collective effort, everyone with a brain needs to do their part

>>28447695
So you're calling either of these two a moron in a medical sense?
Either >28447227 who might be moving from the rightmost to the center lane to let someone pass or >28447513 who interpreted his post like that.

>>28447705
just don't move over because someone is tailgating you
if you are in the right or middle lane, slowly decrease your speed until they decide to properly pass, do not move to the left to let someone pass
if you are in the left lane and somebody is tailgating, slow down until they retreat to a safe distance and then speed up to the speed limit and complete your pass
these people need to be conditioned and it is a collective effort that we all have a duty to participate in

>>28447715
are you retarded? why would you slow down
at most you can hug the left side of the lane to show the retard they should pass you
otherwise pull your handbrake and tell the cops an aggressive driver tried to run you off the road (with rear dash cam footage)

>>28447723
you ease of the gas if you don't want to brake
these people are impatient retards
if you make them go slow enough it click that they either need to pass or stop tailgating to get where they want to go as fast as they want to get there
if you move out of their way it conditions them to do it more

>>28447740
If someone is tailgating you in the right lane and there are open lanes left you just go left, hit the brake, and start following them from a safe distance. Take control of the situation.

>>28447743
lol no, you lead by example
be the change you want to see in the world
if you follow them and they speed then you not only assisted in the commission of her/his crime, but you are now actively committing a crime yourself and making the road more dangerous for everyone
you take control by forcing them to slow down if they want to tailgate and refuse to pass

>>28447715
I know what to do on the road (and that depends on the area I'm driving in), I'm talking about the replies ITT.
>if you are in the right or middle lane, slowly decrease your speed
Why would I do that?
>if you are in the left lane and somebody is tailgating, slow down until they retreat to a safe distance and then speed up to the speed limit and complete your pass
You're retarded or trying to troll. Idk, man, I'm not slowing down while passing, that's unsafe.

>>28447723
>otherwise pull your handbrake
Bitches don't know how to engine brake

>>28447749
I would drive faster. But if the guy is bothering you or presenting risk then just get behind if you're not willing to speed. It's a lot harder to get in an accident if no cars are close to you and not getting in accidents is what matters.

>>28447754
>Bitches don't know how to engine brake
i'm not trying to be annoying and slow down, i'm trying to cause an accident that puts the tailgating retard at fault

>>28447751
its more unsafe to be going fast with a tailgater

>downshift so you're at 4k-5k rpm
>give it a little throttle then let off
>car backfires like crazy
>retard gets the message
you can also peel off after or just chill in your lane

>>28447749
>be the change you want to see in the world
I want more highways in other countries to become like Autobahns, without speed limits in general and with 130kph/80mph posted where there are roadworks and such. What do I do?
>>28447757
Brake harder then. What engine do you have, 1.3 turbo?

>>28447756
yes, because you are a beta sub, you like others controlling you and forcing you to bend to their will
I am an alpha, I neither move over nor speed up for anyone, ever
with the obvious exception of ambulances and Police Officers

>>28447758
>its more unsafe
[citation needed]

>>28447759
>car in front of me sharted
Some mechanical problem probably.

>>28447762
you forcefully encourage people to obey the speed limits and not drive like maniacs so that the collision rate lowers and the civil engineers and politicians decide its safe enough to raise the speed limits
the speed limits are lower than you'd like because of the people that speed and drive recklessly because they have a chip on their shoulder about something
you definitely don't reward them by doing what they want you to do

>>28447768
the faster you're going the more serious an accident will be and a tailgater is a ticking timebomb for an accident
so you want to go slower to make it safer in the event of an accident and also to help them get the message that they are following to close and that when they back off everyone can safely speed back up again

>>28447777
>you forcefully encourage people to obey the speed limits
>to get the road without speed limits
Waste of digits. Should I push for obeying regulations if I want less regulations?
>if I lick the boot hard enough, they remove it

>>28447782
That's speculation. Show me where it's proven to be
>more unsafe

>>28447784
He's trolling. Just don't respond. No one who believes that would spend time on a car board.

>>28447784
breaking the law more just increases enforcement and makes people turn a blind eye if a police officer decides to crack your skull open for being sassy after being pulled over
you get less regulations by people voting for politicians that have reasonable policies
raising the speed limit is not a reasonable policy when people drive the way you do
its really not complicated but I am not surprised a speeder like you has trouble comprehending it
if people like yourself were capable of reason you wouldn't need to be conditioned on the road

>>28447787
its not speculation its very simple deduction
open a physics textbook if you want a source

>>28447824
Oh, now it's power fantasies in addition to speculations.

>>28438042
Nah

>>28438045
This. I'm already doing 20+ over the speed limit in the left lane. If you're tailgaiting me, you're a fucking degenerate. Fuck you. Brake check.

>>28447866
>I'm already doing 20+ over the speed limit in the left lane. If you're tailgaiting me, you're a fucking degenerate.
Or I have better car and/or better skills.
>Fuck you. Brake check.
U jelly

>>28447866
>I'm already doing 20+ over the speed limit in the left lane
if you're not actively passing someone you're breaking the law

>>28447875
Lol

>>28438045
If I have to pass on the right, I'll switch back over to the left lane in front of the person camping and slow down until they move over.

Anyone going slower than me is a geezer and anyone going faster than me is a maniac. If you tailgate me I'll gradually slow down just to inconvenience you. Stay mad.

>>28447880
you can't complain if you're just mad because its preventing you from speeding more

>>28447901
nope, the people that speed don't have the ability to slow down when there is open road in front of them
they've got nigger brains
I also guarantee I am okay with driving much slower than you are, so feel free to slow down in front of me in the left lane while I'm giving enough space, because everyone clearly sees you for the nigger you are

>>28448494
>Scared of driving and resorts to calling others niggers while clearly breaking the law.

>>28448541
if you want to go fast then don't tailgate. Ever.
Simple as

>>28448630
>Scared of driving, doesn't follow the law, pretends to be the road police to sooth ego.
People who stay in the left lane do so because it's furthest from the ramps and there's only one lane next to them, they do it because they're scared.

>>28448635
well now I'm going to do it because I know it makes niggers like you seethe

>>28448667
No, you're just going to continue driving like a scared 85 year old while justifying it in your head.

>>28448701
and you're going to remain behind me
funny how all you fearless road warriors are so scared of driving on the shoulder that you just sit behind me thrashing your steering wheel while tears stream down your face
I just smile and sip my drink enjoying the ride

>>28448494
Unlucky for you, I care more about principle than getting to my destination 0.8s faster. If I see left lane campers, regardless if I'm in a hurry or not, I'll slow down in front of them.
Enjoy.

>>28448718
I’ve 100% passed on shoulders and into oncoming traffic to get around people like you.

>>28448727
I am in no hurry, but I know you are :)

>>28448750
well you're different than everyone I've ever encountered on the road
good for you, if you're going to disregard speeding laws, don't be a pussy and obey other driving laws
put your money where your mouth is
also, enjoy prison

>>28448756
nta but I wfh and go out driving just for fun. I look for left lane hogs specifically to harass them because it's entertaining. And it is.

>>28448752
You'll move over when I put my flashers on.

>>28448766
lmao oh sweet child, enjoy decreasing your speed another 5 mph for each outburst

>>28448768
>He simply passes you on the right.
Oh no.

>>28438042
White people are the worst with road rage. You can’t prove me wrong.

>>28448770
feel free
whats important is that you had to switch lanes, I forced you to do something you didn't want to do

>>28438037 (OP)
I never understood why people will speed up to tailgate me when they could just go around. Happens all the time on the interstate and rural roads. Rural folk at least are pretty good at keeping distance usually, but occasionally you'll get someone who tailgates until you reach a viable passing zone. Interstate is the worst though, especially in construction zones. Like back the fuck off retard. I'm not stuck in the same line of cars you are. You don't need to be able to small my farts to figure it out.

>>28447235
No cop will enforce these laws unless you piss them off. Just look at the Indiana turnpike for example. Could have nobody in the right lane and people will still form a speed train in the left and stay there the entire time (unless you hit one of the dozen construction zones that force you to change lanes)

>>28448768
Your bait is falling apart.

>>28448835
they submissively get over when other people tailgate them so they think it will work on you
just slow down and keep cruisin

>Speeding is illegal and dangerous, you all are niggers that deserve jail!
Well anon, left lane camping is illegal and dangerous because it blocks the flow of traffic and causes cars to cluster together which is the actual thing that causes accidents.
>It's not enforced though! Who cares if I'm breaking the law!
Ok anon, I will continue harassing people like you.

>>28438037 (OP)
>what is the appropriate response to a tailgater?
Teleport behind them.

>>28448930
the clusters are caused by tailgating which prevents people from switching lanes when they need too

>>28439046
slower traffic means under the speed limit retard.

>>28448942
Your inability to follow the rules speaks to your own greed and inability to understand reciprocity. Then you get mad over everyone else in stead of admitting that you are the one ignoring the rules and making roads unsafe, right alongside distracted drivers.
And you know that, but you'vere trying to save face for your pathetic ego.

>>28448960
lol nah

>>28442143
....and? lol yesterday i followed some car doing 35 on a 55. we just crawled along for like 10 minutes before he pulled off. his car looked fine, i didnt see any reason for him to go so slowly.

i was listening to some kick ass music, so i just followed

>>28449808
Kek, i also get behind tailgaters and tailgate them if they start it. I do the same to highbeamers. Literally no one wants to go over 100, yet they want to tailgate me when I'm cruising at 88mph. Now that I think about it, only slow fucking cars and pickups tailgate me. I've had a few Angel Eyes and roundels in my rearview, but when that happens, I know we're gonna fuckin' run it, baby
>>28448960
Relax, my Alabama friend. Just hit 'em with the ol' RockSpray™ after you get around 'em

>>28449808
Proof it wasn't me then. If I'd been driving I would've slowed to 30 in about one minute and punched it it up to 75.

>>28449826
>Relax, my Alabama friend. Just hit 'em with the ol' RockSpray™ after you get around 'em
I... I actually do that. Not too often, but I do. I once passed someone going 60+ in the grassy median as a kid, wouldn't risk that again but the breakdown lane doesn't stop me.

>>28448930
Tailgating is illegal and also directly causes accidents. Faggot

>>28450795
>Can't think about more than a 2-car basis.
Lane discipline prevents this in the first place, the whole idea is to avoid confrontations.

>>28450824
easiest way is to not speed and not enable speeders

>>28450831
And that's why people harass you and why you get so mad. Your mind can only understand one rule.

>>28438037 (OP)
Slow down slowly until they pass you, assuming you’re in the slower lanes, of course

>>28450842
What if you're already going 75 in a 55, on a two-lane rural road. Bitch couldn't or wouldn't pass me at that, so I took it to 80 Almost everyone under the sun chickens out at 80, though I've had my fun watching the overhead fluorescent display go 85 to 100, when the mood and the time and stretch is right. In any case the tach says 2K at 70, 2.8K at 100. On the GM test track they maintained it at 140mph for days, I'd guess at about 3.5K

>>28450919
That's a completely different sort of thing and they're being complete assholes. You could pull over and let them pass, or go into the opposite lane, hit the brake, and get behind them, but they are ultimately putting you in danger in that situation.
A better driver would hang back to give distance, anticipate a passing situation ahead, then start accelerating before the passing zone starts.

>>28450928
To be honest, I felt myself in slight danger. It was a two-lane rural road, but I felt safer going faster than diverting to let them pass. In any case he was that prick earlier mentioned who drives that new Chrysler van, which has about half the power-to-weight ratio of what I drive.

>perfectly straight road, 2 lanes on your side
>see a car a mile back behind you
>look forward, see it turns into 1 lane in a mile or two
>painfully watch this car doing 41 in the 40 zone slowly catch up
>we are going to intersect exactly at the lane merge
>literally run out of fucking road unless i merge and cut him off
why

why the fuck do they keep doing this. just fucking...punch the gas for 3 fucking seconds and either pass me, or slow down when your fucking barreling down on me. you had fucking HOURS to get ahead and pass me, and now you fucking tailgate me when i "cut you off"? holy fuck my man. 38 cruise control it is.

>>28450955
i like the virginia version:
>need to change lanes
>see gap
>check my mirrors
>somebody barreling up from behind me into this gap
>ok i will let him pass me
>they stop overtaking the instant they are door to door with me even though there's nobody in front of them and just fill the gap for no reason

it should be legal to shoot people if you think they are trying to make you part of a john woo car chase roof top fight scene

>>28450955
>tailgated by a Civic while going through the the midwest resort town of Somonauk Il.
>Lose those fuckers going a mere 75 on Speedway 34 to Earlville.
>Bitches don't know how or where to speed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPFKBVZJ2X0

>>28450955
oh and rarely, ill fucking slow down to 35 a bit before the lane merge to basically force them past me, and they fucking slow down, all of a sudden deciding to let me "go ahead", but they start doing this when again, im attoseconds from being forced to just cut them off violently, and they are maybe half a foot from my rear bumper when i just literally have to commit or plow through a guard rail dead on and skewer myself. so now i dont do that shit anymore.

>>28450970
huge pain in the ass, but more reasonable to me, because thats just them speeding up and then letting off once they hit the speed limit. its just coasting to an equal speed next to you. still, i get you.

>>28438409
Cars gotten an average 500lbs heavier and 20 inches longer.
Some can't stay in their lane when making those turns. The speed limit was 55, but people kept dying on those 45 turns. Plus nobody changes their tires here, most likely tires older than their ownership is always a fun day in the rain. Gridlock Traffic on 17 only happens with a collision at a corner.

>>28438037 (OP)
JUST LIKE THAT

>>28439097
Its always a BMW driver with small penis syndrome

>>28438037 (OP)
>what is the appropriate response to a tailgater?
Outrun them, and then let them pass when your radar detector beeps angrily at you.

>>28451230
This.

if somebody is tailgating you they either are a gay man attempting to engage in a courting ritual or they want to pass but are afraid to go fast enough to do it
its basically asking you to slow down so they can pass at a safe speed (the speed limit)
if you speed up it signals that you are game for gay sex but want to play the dominant
if he then tries to race you, he is challenging you for the dominant position
if you move into another lane to let him pass then you signal that you are game to be the submissive
I am gay and this is well established in the community

>>28451426
Too many words
If you're hogging the fast lane, you're a faggot.

>>28451437
I'ma faggot all the time and if you tailgate me I know you're game

>>28451444
Please use your gay senses and tell me, is OP one of your kind?

>>28451448
well if he was gay he would know that straight men just slow down and gay men engaging in the courtship ritual either move over or speed up depending on their desired role in the sexual relationship
so if he is gay then he's just asking to be cute

>>28449826
>highbeamers
That's what retro reflective vinyl is for.

>>28438037 (OP)
To me it depends on how reasonable it is and also how my mood is at that point.

Sometimes I understand and either try to give them space to overtake or drive faster or just deal with it.

But sometimes I get real angry about it. For example if it happens close to where I live and I see plates that are not from my area.

I like to let them pass and then tailgate them. Extra psychopath points for following them for a few minutes.
It feels so good to give this agression back but afterwards I always regret it.

>>28440167
>the 90/90 rule
What
What does the first 90% of code accounting for 90% of devtime have to do with this

>>28452455
90 percent of the time you should be driving 90 percent of the speed limit
when hazardous road conditions exist you should drive even slower and you should only ever approach the speed limit to pass someone who is going slower than you
you never have a reason to pass someone going the speed limit

>>28452599
Says who? Never heard of this rule too.

>>28452599
first time ive ever heard of this

>>28452599
in my town the rule is drive aprox 15% over the speed limit. If you drive the speed limit or even slower, you are creating a very dangerous situation because people behind you are freaking out.

>driving 10 over the speed limit, going 55 in the middle lane
>dodge ram manned by a spic zooms past me in the left lane going 95
I fear the left lane. I hate Houston.

>>28438037 (OP)
I ignore them. If they can't get themselves in front of me, they don't deserve to be in front of me. Advantages belong to those with the initiative to take them

>>28447235
Notice how it says traffic and not one speedy Gonzales

>>28452599
I actually got a ticket a while back because I was passing someone who was doing 68 in a 70mph zone. I went in the left lane, sped up to 75ish, got pulled over. Teenager-me said to the cop that I was just trying to pass a slower driver. His response was "if you can't pass without going over the speed limit, then you can't pass at all."

>>28452643
>following the law is dangerous
You and your village idiots chimping out is the problem, not a driver going a safe speed.

>>28453275
Cops are just random people pulled from the street. They have as varied of opinions about right and wrong as the opinions in this thread.

>>28452599
basically the faster your speeding the quicker you need to be to control your deceleration and the slower you go well you have all the time in the world to accelerate

>>28453281
>varied opinions of right and wrong
Sure, absolutely
We're not talking about right versus wrong, though. We're talking about legal versus illegal.

>>28438037 (OP)
Either shoot them and make the world a slightly more tolerable place or go progressively slower the more they mald

>>28453320
He could've given you a warning instead but here you are thanking this fictional cop for gifting you a lesson about hallway rules.

>>28442837
>you got it all planned out
Well, taking advantage of infrastructure is much better than going it alone. And I don't want to be part of some scam operation by anyone that researched me as a lawsuit opportunity.


>>28447250
I can't see number 7. I guess that makes me a republican as the democrats see 7 just fine.

>>28440155
NTA but regardless of legality, it's completely indisputable that every lane should move faster than that to their right. If this simple rule were observed traffic would be non-existent. I couldn't care less if the person on the left is driving 65 or 100, as long as they are moving faster than the lane to their right they are fine in my book.

>>28438045
>I just slow down either way
What if they kick you out of the way?

>>28453700
Sad to watch EXT being totaled. The driver was an elderly white guy iirc.

>>28448014
but what if some else does the some thing to you?

>>28447691
>I don't want to be an accessory to criminal activity
You picked the wrong website, pal

>>28454312
speech isn't illegal, as I am not in the UK

>>28453983
I don't tailgate, so it doesn't happen.

>>28453666
One, he's not fictional, and two, I'm not thanking him. Not knowing how to drive is hard, but I pity you not knowing how to drive OR read.

>>28453909
What the FUCK is E.X.T.?

>>28454644
He gave you a ticket for going 5 over to clear a pass and make room from another driver. And your takeaway is "the law is the law?" What a fucking pushover.

>>28454648
I'm not even American and I know what it is. What do you do in /o/?

>>28454341
but what if the person in front of you drives slowly and there is no way of passing?

I usually do kind of a three step move.
1. slow down, try to understand if there is a reason
2. get closer, signal the person that this can't go on, at this point there are many cars behind me already
3. if they don't speed up, give them space again and hope they don't act like you would

>>28455459
on a one way road? you patiently wait until there is somewhere to pass and if its been ten minutes and they're going less than 90 percent of the speed limit you can flash your lights ONCE to ask them to pull over and let you by
then continue being patient if they don't

>>28438279
No, no you misunderstood because you're a stupid mutt. Niggers don't understand basic road signs, they can't cross streets properly, they don't understand sidewalks, and they tailgate because they have no self awareness and miniscule literacy.

challenge accepted

>>28454707
Actually, you fucking idiot, I was simply confirming the other anon's post where they/them said
>you never have a reason to pass someone going the speed limit
And that matters because faggots like you harp on about "ooooh slower traffic keep right you cant camp in the left lane it's illegal!!!" but conveniently avoid questions of legality when it affects something you personally enjoy doing, like speeding in the (((fast lane))) to pass grandma doing 70mph in a 70 zone, or tailgating a mother of four in a minivan who's just driving defensively.
Just like liberals and kikes, you love to break the rules when it suits you, then cry and lash out, leveraging them to shame people that aren't you. Fuck off and die

>>28456765
I will continue to drive the same way I always have. And I will enjoy myself in stead of being mad at imaginary bogeymen.

>>28438037 (OP)

I set the cruise control 100% to the speed limit and after that is not my problem anymore. car behind wants to tailgate? I'll drop it down even more. doesn't get the hint? I'll drop my speed even more. doesn't get the hint? I'll stop my car and he can start thinking did tailgating me really do anything good for him? he can honk and flash his hi beams as much as he wants but in the end it changes nothing

it's always some BMW doing that shit. I don't know what the obsession is for those people. the more they seethe the more happy it makes me. sometimes I intentionally slow down if there is a BMW behind me just so he gets mad and starts riding my ass. so far all they do is make an aggressive flyby when they can but then they are stuck behind the next car so they never get anywhere any faster than me. just makes no sense