Thread 28446208

For me, it's trucks running over cyclists

>>28446208 (OP)
I'd rather be dead than experience prison rape.

>>28446214
3 hot meals a day, no cooking, no dishes. Plenty of anime dvds, a little gameboy thing, maybe even D&D nights if you're lucky. Not so bad. I'm a free man and I don't get 3 meals a day.

>>28446213
person of blackness behavior

>>28446213
Unfathomably based

>>28446235
you >>28446228

>>28449023
for me it's Ice raids in my own state. They've been going hard in the paint it's great

for me its cyclists running into inanimate objects

>>28449023
I guess ice was getting too cheap for their liking, $35 a gram, $55 a 1/16th whaaat. Can't have that.

>>28446208 (OP)
Why are USAdians so violent and confrontational ? You don't have this in Europe, Asia, Africa and South America. Is it the circumcision trauma or the microplastics in food or are auto lobbies that good at psyops ?

>>28449273
All countries with high circumcision rates are neurotic as fuck. Americans, Jews, Muslims. Korea is also much more fucked up as a society than Japan or Taiwan.

>>28449119
based and BLACKpilled

>>28449273
It's their Prussian thirst for blood.

>>28446226
the text in the gif is in very broken english lol... as expected of someone glorifying prison life

>>28449276
>>28449273
ok goyim

>>28446208 (OP)
thats a car

>>28449318
I like cars

>>28449420
I like Honders.

>>28449283
Nta, but you're a double retard for not knowing that movie.

>>28446214
the average truckold probably likes it though

>>28446208 (OP)
Post your hand Pablo.

>>28449880

mutts can't stop cope and seethe about Europe

>>28449173
Wtf? Purely the bikers fault.

>>28449283
>>28449699
Dubs of truth that anon is a fag. Filtered.

>>28449283
He is talking about nordic prison

>>28449180
Why do they not have a sense of self preservation?

>>28449273
Cardio scares the American

>>28449273
>Europe
Thoroughly cucked. They're happy to sit there obediently and silently fume while some dipshit teenagers glue themselves to the motorway to appease the sun gods and back traffic up for 10 miles.
>Asia
Literal hive creatures with no capacity for independent thought or emotion.
>Africa and South America
Many other outlets for repressed violent urges and constant life threatening situations so traffic shit doesn't seem so serious by comparison.

>>28449173
awesome. his face left a literal dent in the side of that car.

anyways, i looked up OP's image, it was a 16 year old trying to roll coal. he was allowed to leave the scene of the crime, and wasnt arrested. he got like, house arrest for 10 days or something and a curfew. surprisingly lenient, but i guess when your buddies with the mayor...

>>28449273
>Europe
Emasculated following WWII, hate cars for no reason
>Asia
There are no traffic rules so there are cyclists riding inches away from traffic, and people get killed all the time, so it's a fact of life
>Africa
If AIDS doesn't get them, Islamic terrorists will
>South America
Can't even figure out how to heat water

bump

>>28452368

>Emasculated following WWII, hate cars for no reason

>>28446208 (OP)
You are a man of class my friend. Truly we must be kindred spirits..

>>28449898
Correct. Like motor cyclists, they aren't in sync with the flow of the traffic. They weave between vehicles & then complain that no one saw them coming.

>>28451275
>Literal hive creatures with no capacity for independent thought or emotion.
Japanese have infinitely more culture and personality than americans

>>28449180
>Cars: I better look where I'm going and drive safe so I don't kill anyone
>Pedestrians: I better be aware and look where I'm going so I don't get run over
>Cyclists: TENNO HEIKA BANZAI

A fat brown mexican makes these threads

>>28453494
Or the yuropoor with a shitty Mazda3. He likes to spam webms of bikes getting hit by cars and call everybody /n/iggers.

>>28453494
You can always go back to your safespace, /n/igger

>>>/n/

>>28453426
>muh glorious nippon
Lol. Japan is full of hivemind insectoids the same as China. The only difference is the peasant dirt-farmer class doesn't really exist and the government is a bit less dystopian.

>>28449180
>if that car hadn't killed them there was another one coming the other way that would've
There's a fine line between stupidity and attempted suicide.

>>28453426
>le japan smart
It's pretty easy to avoid the retards when 90% of the population drives glorified go karts

>>28454111
Take your mindless racism to >>>/pol/

>>28451105
No they don't they are genuinely fucking retarded. They don't comprehend that traffic lights aren't to cuck cars they're to avoid accidents which is why they have to stop but they don't they go anyways and act surprised when they get hit. They'll fucking make U-turns where ever and can't figure how they got hit. I've seen cyclists stop in the middle of the road (no not even the dotted line right where the cars come) and drink water from their stupid bottle they're dumb as shit.

>>28446208 (OP)
Doing his patriotic duty to remove road hazards.

>>28446213
They should have gone back and robbed the corpse.

>>28449173
That idiot put a dent in his car.
I hope he has good insurance.
Fucking psycho.

>>28449192
That's not an accident.
That was a suicide.

>>28446226
>no cooking, no dishes.
In most prisons, you need to get a job cleaning, cooking or working at an attached factory and you're paid shit.

>>28455275
Well it is a bike lane.

(tried to post a google map link but apparently we're still doing the fucking "OUR SYSTEM THINKS YOUR POST IS SPAM PLEASE MANGLE IT RANDOMLY UNTIL IT GOES THROUGH BECAUSE ALL THE SPAM FILTERS ON THIS SITE ARE JUST RANDOM REGEXES SOME DIPSHIT WROTE IN 2013 WITH A TRILLION FALSE POSITIVES" thing and I'm just not in the mood right now)

>>28453523
>>28453918
Like pottery.

>>28449273
euroid's law
go back >>>/n/igger

>>28453445
only the most entitled nuts ride bikes. they think they are god's gift to mankind, and that the automotive sea will part in their presence

>>28446208 (OP)
based cyclist death enjoyer

Cyclists are pests. Exterminate them all.

>>28453494
>a redundant redundant Mexican makes these threads
?

Guys why did /n/obody ever tell me cyclists have such glamorous lifestyles?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHAcLODEAUI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h-wrt-Y6qY

>>28449178
>No shoulder
Let me guess, this is some kind of muttoid regulation gone wrong.

>>28458265
A shoulder would only encourage them.

>>28458290
So it's better to kill them than at least prevent it?

>>28458316
yes

>>28458290
>they see me rollin'

>>28458253
>picking at a bunch of moldy food
yuck I prefer picking at a bunch of rusty shitboxes instead and besides selling and eating trash is hobo tier shit

>>28451105
Almost all cyclists are people looking for lawsuits.

>>28458617
Steel survives being left out in the sun infinitely better than meat. Also you don't eat it.

I used to cycle a lot and I was pretty careless. I did end up getting hit by a car (my own fault) and 15 years later I still get pain occasionally. I don't cycle much anymore, but when I do I'm super cautious. Moral of the story: all cyclists need to be hit by a car

>>28446213
>>28449186
attempted manslaughter / murder
(biker not at fault)
>>28449173
>>28449176
>>28449180
>>28449189
>>28449192
>>28452966
>>28458290
speeding / reckless driving
(biker at fault)

>>28459319
>attempted
This one >>28446213 did die iirc

>>28456547
You'd have to be fucking suicidal to attempt to use that shit as a bike lane, jesus christ.
>we added a 5th smaller lane in the middle of this 4 lane highway so that bikers can roll the dice with every passing car

all me btw

>>28459319
Lycrafag genocide best day of my life.