Thread 28447964

no dead cats in pools edition

I want to stay as far away from you people as possible

>>28447964 (OP)
are bicycles welcome

>>28447975
only if it has four wheels and is powered by either a ICE or electric motor

>>28447964 (OP)
>drive 12+ hours to meet 4chan spergs
who the fuck does this

>>28447985
this meet has been happening since 2004

>>28447964 (OP)
I still think one of u Chinese fellas drowned that cat

>>28447973
This.
There are very few people on /o/ worth meeting and none of them are in california.
And I say that as someone who was born and raised in cali.

idk what you're talking about

Which hotels the femboi blowbangs going to be at?

>>28447985
lonepine is 3 hours from my house, if you are 12h away, you might be in washington, new mexico, colorado tier distance. In which case, why did you even reply to a california thread? are you retardet?

>>28448037
they're all within like a 5min walk

no bbcs please

>>28447964 (OP)
Am I allowed to roll up to this with a recently new car (2025 model) or is this a meetup for only old cars?

>>28448806
heil jah borther

wachu brangin homie

post cars from the 2024 meet.
its probably >50% fwd 4 cylinders

why is their no southeast meet???

>>28448786
how else are we gonna recreate Diddy freakoffs at the hotel?

>>28448810
My Toyota Sienna. Looks like this is about 2500mi from me so I should be able to make if I leave on the 10th. It might be full of bug splatter by the time I get there though from the midwest.

>Show up to first meet a little early
>No one around
>An FD and Evo 8 drive up and park
>Damn, /o/ isn't as poor as I thought
>Get out and talk to them
>/o/tists start showing up
>FD and Evo guys leave
>Coolest cars at the meet were a rusted out Volvo 245 with an eBay turbo and a Z32 that broke down 10 minutes after the start of the drive

>>28448828
Perfect, we can film some bangbus style episodes inside that roomy sienna. like a housewarming for your new van, we'll fill it with love

>>28448843
haha yeah... unironically though I do have a bed in it. It's setup for roadtripping and I sleep in it at campgrounds and such. Plus it's got pretty good mileage.

Porsche chad here. I should come by and remind every non Porsche owner that his shitbox is raped by porsche

>>28448854
Do it, I dare you. I'll give you a nice sticker ;)

>>28448034
>wheelgapspic is now drowning his kittens
I fucking hate brown people so much it's unreal

>>28448854
This guy isn't PorscheCHAD. I am.

>>28448848
pls cum bully the GR86s

is it pride month already?

>>28448877
>no other chads allowed

>>28447964 (OP)
>no dead cats in pools
It was alive when I threw it in

>>28448980
>>28448034
Someone explain

>>28449017
It's just sleeping

>>28449017
>5 people chilling in hotel pool
>get out and dry off and go change clothes since someone showing up soon
>shows up
>doesn't announce that he's here, instead asks "why is there a dead cat in the pool"
>there is a dead cat in the pool

>>28448854
Kek you'd get gapped n gaped by my fuckin' full-size family sedan

>>28449137
CMfag spotted
im stuck in alligator meth mosquito hell and can't come, wring that fuckin k series out in my stead pls

>>28449147
I don't know if I've even been to costa mesa

>>28447964 (OP)
Are you guys going to hang out at the zipperhead concentration camp?

>>28448903
>GR86(s)
Is your boyfriend driving the other one again, Michael?

anyone want to share a bed :3

Why do califags have to make shit so fucking weird. Why can't you people just be normal?

>>28449223
I don't support things that didn't happen
(but should have)

>>28448816
This. I’m in Montgomery AL I can’t drive all the way to California lol. Will happily go to Atlanta or Nashville thoughbeit

>>28449557
>I can’t drive all the way to California lol.
What's stopping you? That's only like 3 days of driving

>>28447964 (OP)
Why the fuck is this being held in Lone Pine again? Every year I complain about this, you guys want to meet in the fucking hot ass desert for some reason in the middle of summer.

>>28449668
You can make your own meet

>>28449450
if you happen to be a biological female under the age of 25 and not fat, yes

>>28449668
It isn't summer yet thoughever

>>28449997
Dude it's forecasted to be fucking 100F on those days. It's 100% summer. We should just move this to October when the weather is like 80s

>>28450058
Nah summer solstice is mostly on June 20th. Mostly.

If I can make you float in the pool (as in swim) then I am sleeping in your room tonight.

>>28450195
Tonight?

>>28450273
That's is the same day.

>>28449668
>>28450058

Real Norcal meet in the Fall, can be cumbined into a camp meet.

Downieville area, or some crazy rhythmic twisties near Weaverville depending how far north ppl wanna go.

Discuss poolside at Lone Pine, hope nobody drowns teehee

>>28450296
>Discuss poolside at Lone Pine, hope nobody drowns teehee

The joke is nobody goes to the pool. It's my shower room.

>>28447964 (OP)
I'm not going anywhere near LA with what's going on. My cyber truck won't survive

>>28450570
damn right these North faggots need to stop infringing on our turf.

best watch your back norcal nerds, we might just crash your meet and CRASH your meet nawmsayin

>>28450296
I will be moving to Vallejo next year from San Bernardino and would like to meet NorCal anons, please post when you decide something concrete.

>>28450570
Those people don't even move past the Santa Barba line and only rely on public transit to get anywhere.

>>28449017
4chuddies killed a cat

just got to Alice’s, where is everyone?

>>28451910
>he fell for the lone pine meet trap

Where's everyone at? I took a detour through sherman pass to get up here so it took me abit longer. Nearly thought it was over for my car at moments, but we made it. Sitting at Alabama Hills parking lot right now and I see no one tho. Am I too early?

>>28452285

why'd you cum so early

Sherman's Ass isn't even open yet

>>28447964 (OP)
Twelve hours from Livermore?! Kinda far.
Is it no better to go through modesto or gilroy?

Bring umbrellas and camp tents for shade (unless you are melanistically gifted)

Bring radios so we can phonesex while driving

Bring 5gal jugs of water for drinking and showering (there is no water in the dessert)

Do not bring condoms, we are a raw only crew

>>28452320
I mean, I had no issue finding my way onto it. Getting through it was another story though lmao

>>28452427
>dessert
Fat mick don't post in the thread if you aren't coming

>>28448976
Prove you own a Porsche

Protip: it must be a real one to count

>>28452580
Prove you own a Porsche

Proton: it can't be your dad's, and it can't have stock hilariously HUGE beancounter old-man-appeasing pikachu MONSTER TRUCK suspension LOL

>>28452594
>>28452580
Who cares, no one cares what car you actually have unless you're a female.

>>28452594
Why can't you produce a picture of your boyfriend's Porsche with a timestamp? Did you two break up?

I'm still at Alabama hills if anyone is coming. Unless you guys abandoned me.

>>28447973
>I want to stay as far away from you people as possible
You should drive down to the Los Angeles ICE Meet. No people there. Just people having fun watching cars do BURN OUTs.

>>28453644
>Los Angeles
M8 it's full of protesters and navey seals and shit literal shoot outs between police and rams ranch marines and shit man it's fucking nutters man

>>28452714
I've never taken a picture with a timestamp of anything and I'm not going to start now
timestamps are, well, they're for the boids

>>28447985
>who the fuck does this
Didn't someone from as far as Nevada drive over a few years back?

>>28453539
That's a rebadged Audi
>>28453662
Then there's no proof of ownership, which we both already know because you can't produce a "pink slip" (using Calebonics here) for the 911. I paid my 911 off after 9 months because I don't piss my money away on weed, fast food and shitty mods like you.

>>28453706
>upgrades are "shitty modifications!!!"
Kek I don't pay for weed, your dad had to finance that cumwhite automatic eps MONSTER TRUCK and STILL didn't even get the GTS LOL. Also, you're the only one that's called them "pink slips"

>>28453722
>Kek I don't pay for weed
So you bum dispensary weed off people, you live rent free with your parents and you like to roleplay that your friend's car is yours on /o/ while projecting my 911 is owned by my dad. Of all the tragic, pathetic retards on this board you take the cake.

>Also, you're the only one that's called them "pink slips"
Because when I asked you to post your car's title you didn't understand. I had to break it down into Calebonics and then it clicked. So the question remains, when will the bank's car be owned by your friend?

>>28453830
I don't even smoke dispensary weed, I live in my own house, and my full-size family sedan and cumwhite eps sports car are both faster than your dad's eps MONSTER TRUCK of the same color kek cry pussy

time to bring the NTR car

I have contacted ICE

have fun

>>28453863
>ICE van directly behind you
>pull the hardest drift in your shitbox
>ICE van slips into the valley below

Adios amigo

Hi guys, I'm back in the State but I'm a Troon now, Can I come?

>>28453863
I drive a white people car I'm safe.

>>28453847
>I don't even smoke dispensary weed
You just take pics of it, right?
>I live in my own house
You can't produce proof of that either.
>and my full-size family sedan and cumwhite eps sports car are both faster than your dad's eps MONSTER TRUCK of the same color kek cry pussy
My 911 shits all over your M5 and that 911 doesn't belong to you. You posted that it was your friend's 911 multiple times in 2023 but are now trying to retcon that fact. Fucking pathetic, kill yourself you lying waste of skin. I'm going for a drive in my 911 now, enjoy seething on 4chan ya fuckin' weed junkie.

You posters are fake. You don't go to these anyway. There hasn't been new blood for 5 years much like s/o/cal still dead.

>>28453906
Kek the last time I took pictures of dispensary weed was like 2018 I think and only to show how shitty it looked lol what are you even talking about. My full-size family sedan is faster and more luxurious than your dad's cumwhite eps MONSTER TRUCK kek cry pussy

>>28453890
Do you pass and would you let a bro hit it?

Why would you want to go stand around a line of shitboxes with a bunch of fat poor retards?

>>28454382
This is who debates with you on /o/
People who own shitboxes like these
just let that sink in

honestly i "get" why most of those cars can be considered """fun""" but what the fuck is pic related doing there? I mean seriously, it's not about gatekeeping, how do you even remotely claim to be a car enthusiast and drive one of these?

>>28454392
>just let that sink in
Which one?

>>28454382
>high school parking lot
Uhhh.....

>>28454382
Why would you just post this here instead of making your own thread? Are you retarded?

>>28454553
>smartest p/o/orfag

>>28454554
Trips of truth

>>28454551
I'm not allowed within 100 yards of a high school... how do i participate

>>28454551
Assuming this is someone actually asking and not a regular just making the usual joke: The school lot is right by the start of GMR, always has plenty of open space, and has lots of shade.

How do we improve the meet for next year since no one showed up this year?

>>28454883
Would it improve things if I brought my fox

>>28454996
>4chan filename
>female pants
nice repost

>>28455001
Anon I posted it from my phone on /an/ but saved it on my pc.
And that's my wife's legs

>>28455022
Yeah sure, buddy. I'm sure he's a good husband.

>>28454883
Advertise the meet on facebook or something so you have more normal people that show up

>>28455076
I don't feel safe doing that with the proximity to LA and the absolute state of "humans" from that city.

>>28455076
No because they are just going to call the cops or something when we start openly saying nigger and wave guns out the window to clear traffic

>>28455239
>coming to a car meetup in a SUV/CUV
kek

>>28455258
>anon ignores the razor scooter right there
bruh the cuck over is the least of that meets problems

>>28455441
Nothing wrong with a scooter. Once you reach your destination you still need fast travel on the sidewalks

>>28448041
Is it really like 8 hours from Napa? It doesn’t seem like it should be.

>>28455454
>Napa
from dragon ball?

>>28455456
Idk. From California wine country. The northass end of the Bay Area. I am still dipping my toe in Naruto. Can’t get past like season seven. It started to suck.

>>28455258
I think that qualifies as a wagon still

>>28455239
ROFL that's worse than the parking lot at my local Dollar Tree

Is this the Norcal Meth Addicts Anonymous meeting?

>>28455239
I am 100% sure I am faster than every single car and driver here, these cars are all jokes and their drivers are probably shit tier wannabes who have never seen a track in their lives
i bet theyve never even heard of trail braking or apexing a turn

>>28455916
You are right.
Do you have anything else to say?
Also what car do you have

>>28455921
Crossing the pass now

Accidently did a reply

Been at the safeway for the last few hours, where is everyone

>>28455239
How come ive never seen these cars posted on /o/

Good morning sirs I'm at lone pine, let me know when you get here

But I've no one to watch muh cats!
I can make a stop in livermore to drop off some plants, but anything else is not my job

>>28456831
spending some time checking out Western Film Museum, Southern Inyo Museum, Alabama Hills, Manzanar?

At the top of horseshoe meadow, where is everyone

>>28457056
Man I'm finna go to Alice's right quick that's hella far on gods f.a.m. da fuck

I'm calling the DOT

She's barely legal. Might have to wait until next year.

Good, if I have to see one ford product here I'm going to lose it

The meet hasn't even begun yet and this dude already fucked up :pepePoint:

How many condoms should I bring?

The meet was this weekends?

>>28457594
Added to n/o/rcal kill list

>>28457923
stfu you gook gremlin

>>28457923
No

why are cadillac drivers like this?

>>28458019
Why did you save the mobile picture?

I hate niggers

starting time is 8 am at the carls jr park on the north end of town
we're doing reverse order this year, 168 to nevada state line and back, onion valley, grab some to go food and maybe picnic at whitney portal for lunch, then horseshoe meadows and airstrip

>>28458077
yeah

>>28458035
But I'm black :^(

>>28458157
>But I'm black :^(
And I'm
>>28456417

>>28458077
I might be a little late, but we prob won't take off till 8:30 anyway

Where do we meet and what time?

Where is the meet?

>>28458467
carls jr next to the park north end of town
leaving in 5 mins

Where are we all meeting?

>>28458522
Where is that

>>28453847
You get that visit from the ATF yet, nigger?

next Mitsubishi Ralliart sponsored rally point at the flagpole in big pine

I found the Carl's Jr
There is three porsches here but they said they are not from 4chan

>>28458556
I am an outlaw
I was born an outlaw's son
The highway is my legacy
On the highway I will run
In one hand I've Root Beer Freeze
In the other I've got a gun
Don't you know me?
I'm the man who won

>>28458586
Be sure to update us from prison.

next Nissan NISMO sponsored rally point is the post office in Independence

>>28458775
I'll update ya moms on my dicc, son fr fr on gods lmaooo

Stupid fucking retard faggots in these gay miatas going slow as fucking shit
Assholes

Next Jeep Dodge Chrysler Ram Mopar sponsored rally point is the grocery store in Lone Pine

>>28458933
>muh gay

>>28447964 (OP)
Fuck off hop, you're a shitty ranger driver.

We're taking a Mancini's Sleepworld sponsored commercial break, restarting at 4pm on whitney portal road exit

>>28459207
See you at 4:30

>>28458955
Bringing a Ram next time

I'm at horseshoe meadows where is everyone

We found a killed cow

>>28458933
>passenger seat
bruh

got my tea

>>28459283
did you find the killer?

We got rid of all the coloured cars

>>28458960
Wanna suck me off?

>>28459466
I hate all of those cars

>>28459466
What car rental lot is this?

>>28459466
the mustang gt is the only good car in this

>>28459784
:thumbsdown_tone5:

>>28459694
Hertz

>>28459784
The ttrs is basically twice as fast as it

>>28459876
lmao

good meet boys
see you next year

>>28459466
With hot weather, white is the best color for southern cal and aridzona.

>>28461116
>White paint.
>All black interior.

where everyone at? Just got to lone pine and go back waging tomorrow

Looking forward to this, is it worth showing up early on Friday? Or does everything mostly happen on Saturday