Thread 28449888

Have you ever gotten pulled over?

>>28449888 (OP)
No, I'm white

Yes. Don't do twice the speed limit in front of a cop.

>>28449888 (OP)
No because I drive like a granny more often than I do not and >>28449900

>>28449888 (OP)
Yeah but he let me go once he saw I'm white

I would get pulled over constantly despite being white

Yes and he started kvetching and seething when I asked why he pulled me over doing 65 and not the bimmer faggot weaving through traffic doing 120, my court case is next month

im white
ive been pulled over for going 15mph over the limit at least 2 dozen times over the past 20 years
I have never been ticketed for going 15 over
I have been pulled over and ticket for going 20+
2 dismissed, 1 cop no show, 1 reduced to loud exhaust

one time i got pulled over by a narcos at 2am after buying a car on sunday night. no plates, no insurance.
i stood there with my arms crossed listening to the beaner cop give me shit for over an hour. i kept playing the dumb card.
>dmv closed on sunday
>po kept the plates
>my insurance company said its cool
i love being white.

>>28449888 (OP)
Once for speeding when I was 17.
Super nervous and thought my parents were gonna kill me.
Cop was pretty chill, he said something like "Don't worry, your parents will still love you."
He still gave me the ticket anyway.

>>28449888 (OP)
I got pulled over for "cutting off traffic" when I was just moving to the right side of the road before the actual lines for the right turn I wanted to make, pig didn't give me an actual ticket but did some shit in the system where next time I get pulled over I automatically get a ticket, fuck em

>>28449888 (OP)
No I've always been a gentleman and went to an empty space at a parking lot

>Got tickets for improper turn
>Cop pulls away
>Flicks his lights on to run the red light

>>28450051
I got a full on speeding ticket for doing 30 in a 25 at 1am, later I saw a cop doing 35 on the same road at 4pm with people and kids walking about

>>28449888 (OP)

Yes, twice but always been let go without issue

Yes Im brown so they were targeting but it was a warning

I was brought up to be a good Christisn law respecting Johnny so the first time I got a ticket I actually cried kek. It was a really dumb ticket too, I got it going downhill at 35, where at the bottom of the hill theres a school zone sign right before a stoplight so I figured I'd just coast to the red light. Im pretty sure it wasn't flashing or anything because I got away with just a fine and no points but yeah.
Now I do literally everything I can get away with that doesn't harm other people, and I wouldnt lift a finger to help a cop unless they were trying to catch a pedophile. Congrats cops ya played yourselves.

>>28450100
30 in a 25 with a cop watching is the same as 50.
I've a 30 on my commute where 100 is reasonable in the early morning. It's a 35 or so with a cop watching.

>>28449923
>>28449935
>tfw I'm brown but can pass for white
>always talk to cops with fake respect in my voice
>always away with a warning and a "drive safe sir :)"
It's literally that easy.

>>28450150
>always drive away*

>>28449888 (OP)
Yeah three times
>twice by county deputies who let me go because I have a CDL and they didn’t want to jam me up
>once by a state trooper who said “suck having a fast car and nowhere to drive it huh” and then wrote me a $180 ticket

>>28449888 (OP)
I used to on occasion, but it turns out there are a shit ton of ways to detect cops' presence long before they or their radar guns know about you

>>28449900
Is your car white?

>>28450197
White then red then a colour, repeat until you have all reds on the card then yellow green brown blue pink black. In that order. Those are the rules.

>>28450140
>Now I do literally everything I can get away with that doesn't harm other people, and I wouldnt lift a finger to help a cop unless they were trying to catch a pedophile
That's how it goes. They erode their goodwill with regular folks while letting actual dangerous maniacs go, because it's easier to farm normies for tickets and chasing niggers is scary. Don't forget they were the primary enforcers of the bullshit covid shutdowns that shuttered businesses everywhere. Then they wonder why nobody supports them.

>>28450261
Reminder that cops are legally 100 percent in the right to not do their job if they think they'll be put in any danger. All policemen are spineless cowards until proven otherwise

I've been pulled over probably 20-25 times. Tiny unassuming white guy.
9 speeding tickets, 2 reckless.
So, yes. I call it "road tax," these aren't jail worthy offenses in most of the US.

>>28449949
T. Rural Mid westerner

At least once a year for speeding.

>>28449888 (OP)
Yeah, my rego had expired. I borrowed his phone to renew it, because I didn't have mobile data on my phone at the time. He said the police were hiring and recommended that I apply, and then I rode home.

Yeah lotsa times I pretty much never go the speed limit unless I can see a cop

>>28449888 (OP)
yes
strayan cops pulled me over in my driveway for a random breath test
no evidence, I hadn't drunk anything, just coming home from the gym at 1 AM on a Saturday

>>28449888 (OP)
Yeah I was going 110 in a 55, I didn't see the reflection of my headlights in headlight lenses until it was too late. He sat me down in the front seat of his patrol car and pointed at his LIDAR and basically said "you know I could arrest you and impound your shit right now right?" So we talked for like half an hour and he ended up writing me for 72 in a 55 so I'd just have to pay a fine.

Beep beep beep

>>28450700
shhh don't tell them

>millions of kms behind me
>drove all around europe
>speeding constantly
>1 (one) speeding ticket
>2 in the fucking morning in some deadass shit village who put a 50 kmh limit outside the village

Wanted to argue with the retarded pig who decided this is a great time and place to enforce speedlimits but I just kept my bitch mouth shut and paid the 20 euro fee

>>28450977
20 euro fee?
I've had over 10 tickets, my cheapest was $220, and most were in the '00s. That's barely an inconvenience.

>>28450987
which is why I kept my mouth shut, was still retarded. Gotta keep those rabbits safe I guess.

>>28449888 (OP)
Last time I got pulled over it was like 2am and the cop said I swerved in my lane, which was not true. I admitted having a couple beers much earliet in the evening. Cop was like, "I can't believe you'd admit that." Told him it was all good. Crushed the field sobriety test, passed the breathalyzer by a wide margin. Cop was visibly annoyed as he let me go. Nigga I know what I'm doing.

>>28450596
>He sat me down in the front seat of his patrol car
>So we talked for like half an hour
Is than a euphemism?

>>28449888 (OP)
>Have you ever gotten pulled over?
Haven't been pulled over in years. There's always some other obnoxious brownoid with an imminently wrecked/repo'd sportbike or car that gets more attention.

>>28451053
cops always assume everyone is drunk. but i get it, people are fucked, its a necessary evil

>driving my finally-fucking-finished project car home one night
>S60R completely diy rebuilt, manual swapped, self tuned. 2 days until its first race
>get t-boned in an intersection because a dumb cunt didnt see her stop sign
>of course she didnt, dashcam shows me she didnt have her headlights on
>cops arrive, she admits fault immediately but she tells them she thinks im drunk
>cops believe her because of my pacing back and forth fuming. im PISSED.
>cops console the poor crying girl and go on the offense to the victim, typical
>put me in the back of the cop car
>i never been in the back of a cop car
>breathalyzer
>i never been breathalyzed, kind of exciting
>had many many beers with my coworkers many hours prior but not worried one bit
>blow
>cop tells me its point two one
>"thats fucking bullshit and you know it, use your fucking brain"
>oh sorry i meant point zero two one, i cant arrest you or seize your car
>"uhhh what do you want me to say, thanks?"
>getting angrier because of cops attitude to me vs the dumb cunt
>they let me go back to my car, firefighters are inspecting the damage
>"its a volvo, lemme drive it home its fine"
>she hit me right in the b-pillar, doors pushed in a couple inches, wheels are untouched
>car is driveable but will obviously be totalled
>her mazda is destroyed, whole front end is crushed, parts and fluids everywhere
>firefighters freaking out over my volvo, remarking how tough they are
>open my door
>lady cop starts screaming at me "you cant leave until i give you back your papers"
>i hold up the papers "dumbass you already gave them to me"
>female_cop_wave_of_dismissal.mp4
>drive my project car home for the last time RIP

>>28450283
My grandma was telling me the other day about sometime a woman crashed her car into the creek not that far from our house and it was either her dad or one of her dad's friends that got there, a cop was there too but just standing around telling people not to go in the water as the car was currently filling up with water, he ignored the cop and dove in to rescue the woman and otherwise she would have drowned in there because the cop was too busy ordering people around to actually do anything about the situation.

>>28451442
>crashed woman drowning
Cop not at fault, probably got what she deserved.
>anyone else from the crowd drowning
Cop could be held accountable.

>>28449888 (OP)
Just once, in my truck in some small town in Alabama. Obstructing an intersection and failure to yield. Beat it in court so my record's squeaky clean.

>>28449970
Cops will always choose the easier mark. Its why they go after mean tweets in bongistan and not machete waving goatfuckers.

>>28451447
In other words pigs are cowards more at 11

>helping drop dad's car off at mechanic and its midnight
>I'm driving us back home and a cop goes by us
>see him do a u-turn in the rearview
>yup here we go
>pulls us over
>sees its me and my dad and we just explain dropping the car off
>he says he had to check because pulling out of an empty parking lot at midnight is sussy
>we go on our way

>>28449888 (OP)
no
the only time I have ever had any sort of cop-ish experience while driving was when I was driving the speed limit down a one lane road at night on my way back from work.
Of course, I saw the cop behind me, so there was no way I was gonna hustle, nobody runs when they can literally see the hall monitor. So he whistled me aside, I pulled over, and he drove on by. Evidently he had somewhere to be that was on the other side of me.
Lesson learned: don't be a fucking hall monitor if you don't want people to go slow as shit.

Last month.
>get pulled over for "changing lanes too fast"
>turn signal was on for less than a second before I changed lanes
>its 1 am and im getting out of work, roads are EMPTY
>cop going by me in the other lane does a u turn and pulls me over
Jackass was just checking my insurance and license.

>>28451907
>Lesson learned
If you're smart enough to learn, you don't become a traffic cop

>>28449888 (OP)
first time I got pulled over I had a tail light out as a kid, swapped the fuse with the cop there and it came back on (in retrospect this was before I knew swapping fuses didn't actually fix anything but it stayed lit as long as I had that car so whatever).

once license plate was expired and the new tag was literally in my mailbox when I got home, luckily he was able to run the plate and see it was already renewed in the system

Those are the good ones, the rest were cop hustles like rolling a stop sign at 10 feet per hour instead of parking the car, getting out, walking a lap around around it, firing off a flare, and then driving away

Yeah. For not wearing a seatbelt. It will be a cold day in hell before I pay this humiliation fee.