Thread 28451365

>on my way to work
>ahead of schedule for once
>in the home stretch
>rolling up on red light
>ram 1500 comes screaming up behind me
>comes to a HARD stop, driver got lucky any later on the brakes and he hits me
>light turns green
>guy in front of me is on his phone
>ram hits the horn
>surprisingly soft sounding, expected more
>decide I have time
>accelerate real nice and slow
>he hits the gas so hard he unironically has to swing the wheel to not hit me
>gets as close to me as he's comfortable honking
>get to the classic situation where he's holding the horn and I'm just minding my business
>he pulls up beside me
>he's the living embodiment of the chud meme
>no chin, dark hair, moles, lanky as fuck
>I look at him and roll down my window, I'm a ranked competitive shit talker
>he won't roll it down
>just wags his finger as his hand shakes like a blender
>notice the ram lurch
>put my foot HALFWAY down the pedal
>keep pace on this brand new, spotless ram 1500 in my golf (not even a GTI)
>can see his lose it
>he swings to the right
>hits a guy
>slams the gas and flies off with the nig malibu driver he hit in tow
LMAO why are all truck drivers like this?

>>28451365 (OP)
>accelerate real nice and slow
You're a nigger and a faggot

>And then everybody clapped
sick blog post

>>28451440
I HAVE TO GET TO THE NEXT RED LIGHT RIGHT NOW

>>28451457
I HAVE TO BE A JANNY IN REAL LIFE BECAUSE I GOT NO WHERE TO BE

>>28451365 (OP)
@Grok did this happen?

>>28451469
lmao, wagies.

>>28451475
>@Grok did this happen?
How the fuck would AI know? It's probably too busy inventing car models that never existed

>>28451440
widdle babbie’s mad he doesn’t get to floor it on surface streets.

>>28451440
You're a RAM driver

>>28451365 (OP)
I'll take "things that never happened" for $200, Alex.

>>28451365 (OP)
>Getting his shit packed on by a golf on a rolling start

He did the right thing by attempting suicide right then and there.

>>28451365 (OP)
>By posting this imaginary revenge fantasy I will surely own the truckchuds!!!"
Truck Derangement Syndrome

When is the tranny janny going to ban you for spam?

>>28451987
>noooooo you can't ever say anything bad involving my precious shitbarges!!!!!
Truck Derangement Syndrome Derangement Syndrome

>>28451987
>no! trucks are le heckin cool and valid there's no way a truck driver behaved in a way that reinforced stereotypes that I don't like!

We've had this thread a billion times. It's stolen vehicle valor. They buy a truck to pretend that they do important things because they're narcissistic pieces of shit. Not all truck owners are like this. No, you cannot ban trucks because society needs them to function. Go back to your subreddit.

>>28452552
Anon, I'm not racist it's just pattern recognition. Anyone with eyes can tell that pickup truck drivers are a disproportionate problem compared to other vehicle types. Blue collar or desk jockey, never relax around a pickup truck.

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fatfuck hate cycling , classic

>>28452930
These morons always think you can't enjoy both.

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>>28452919
>wtf I love truckolds now!

OP's story probably fake but a month ago I saw a trugg flipped upside down on route 80 west near the paterson squirrelwood road exit in jersey. The road was slightly wet. I assume the guy was going stupid fast and forgot to respect physics because muh trugg. The cops shut down the whole highway all four lanes, thankfully I was on the eastbound side so I could just marvel at the spectacle from afar. Destroyed a chunk of the concrete barrier too

>>28452930
>this is the eurocuck calling you a fat fuck
kek

just go back to your cuck board, >>>/n/

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>>28452933

I’ve mogged on truck-bros with my GTI on multiple occasions. They get so fucking mad lololol.

>>28452963

>fatty in rage
did your mobility scooter broke ?
anyway go back to /lbgt/ truckold

>>28451365 (OP)
>VW Golf
Idk why mine triggers Ram drivers too, they gotta "prove" themselves against the little car I guess. Then when they lose they make up excuses about being a truck, as if they didn't line up. The best place to find them is on the highway, set the cruise control to 125 or something slightly above their limiter of 120, these morons will blow up their trugg. It seems unbelievable but I've made one blow their Trans up behind me making an awful sound, one blew their exaust off and ran it over, probably tack welded it on, and another one just went up in white smoke, all of them trying to chase my economy hatchback maxing out their trugg

Does the truck-slurping mexcrement even own an actual truck ? Does he do anything beyond posting pics of wrecked cyclists here ?

>>28451365 (OP)
Anyone who feels the need to buy an excessively fast ir excessively big car has narcissistic or psychopathic tendencies. They get off on dominating strangers for whatever reason, they're probably weak and small irl and need something big and powerful to pretend that's what they are.

You are not the machine you're in, and if you hit someone or get pulled over or someone starts a fight, you lose that privacy you thought you had while driving a car. You're still you and that rush will fade quickly as reality smacks you in the face. Drive safe.

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>>28453041
sometimes i imagine about buying a ram and lifting it a bit to make it look somewhat like a brodozer, and then being the nicest, most courteous driver anyone will ever meet

>>28451365 (OP)
>all truck drivers like this?

idk man. I live in indiana. one of my vehicles is a 2003 f-150. I drive nice and slow and just like to chill out. every fucking week their is some mouth breather in a new giant truck seething because i don't want to do 75 in a 55.

mother fuckers drive around with brights on a night so they can do 65. it fucking sucks.

Ram drivers are always the worst. the mether bloodline can't get enough of them.

>>28451469
>Piss poor planning prevents poor performance.
It's my lifes mission to obstruct you and deny you passage at every opportunity wagie.
Maybe prepare better so ya don't have to speed or drive like a retard so you're not late? It's ok though, you were never gonna have that job very long anyway.

>>28453052
I'm actually getting a Ram and doing this but slamming it instead

>>28453039
>plebbitsspacing

go back /n/igger

>>28453050
nice staged video, meanwhile irl.

>>28453049
I've posted them before, your turn, bread on hood /n/igger

>>28453041
Similar happens in my mk4 beetle. I've concluded they are using the inverse equation to determine penis size (because they are faggots) with themselves as reference and realize we must have such gigantic schmeat since our cars are tiny.